That dream again

>tfw you play a song that you like infront of the whole school
>everyone thinks your a satanist because its brutal death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP5JMf84VPo

>>35318060
>Meet a hot guy
>have sex
>wake up while I'm orgasming and have to change into clean underwear

>ex is being nice
>meet up with her
>treats me like garbage while pretending to be nice
>manipulates other people to get them against me without them realizing it
>always works
>doesn't have sex with me but kisses me to taunt me
>nearing night she leaves to fuck some other guy
>next day she's back to being nice and playing innocent
>wake up feeling completely humiliated

>>35318186
Are wet dreams enjoyable never met someone who had one

>>35318229
I've had them twice.
The orgasms feel great but realizing you have to change and shower because you have cum all in your underwear ruins it desu.

>>35318060
>apocalypse happens
>giant mutant insects crawling around everywhere
>civilization set back by 800 years
>5 years later
>underground villages formed
>get invited to a really big festival
>some really anual shit
>lots of food
>strolling around in underground village with my group
>baka find a giant amusement park
>decide for a ride
>it's a History lesson
After that I always wake up

>>35318060
I have a recurring anxiety dream where I find myself on stage in front of a huge stadium, realize I'm the lead guitarist of a famous band, and have no idea how to play. I figure if I just start pretending to play and dance around with a lot of head-banging that no one will notice, but instead there's dead silence as PLONK! PLINK! PLUNK! comes out of my guitar and everyone is just staring at me in shock and disbelief.

>>35318229
If you stop masturbating you'll start having wet dreams. They occur as your body's way to keep the machinery running properly and flushing out old, dying sperm.

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>>35318060
>ywn be a generic infantry NCO in the service of a ruthless, evil empire
>ywn face the Good Guy Chad Army in pitched battle
>ywn charge blindly into enemy machine gun fire
>ywn be struck in the stomach by a bullet from a GGCA soldier
>ywn fall to the ground of the cold, wet battlefield being pounded by heavy rain
>ywn lie moaning in agony in a pool of your own blood as your comrades die around you while you reach into your coat pocket
>ywn pull out a locket which contains a black-and-white photo of your mega qt oneitis who never loved you back, and fell in love with a GGCA officer instead
>ywn never whisper "I will always love you" into the tiny frame as your head and arms finally collapse from blood loss
>ywn be forgotten in death as your mega qt oneitis eventually marries the Good Guy Chad after the GGCA eventually defeats and destroys the Evil Bad Guy Empire that you fought for
>ywn be buried in an insignificant stone grave in your homeland that slowly decays and becomes overgrown with moss and vines