ITT: Describe the perfect gf or bf, if that's your thing

White
Christian
Virgin
Faithful
Housewife

white
18-30
no kids
faithful/loyal
honest
voted for Trump
under 200lbs
brown hair


Literally I will marry any grill that fits this. Am I really asking for so much?

boipucci passable

chubby
mildly autistic
white or asian
into anime and games
won't cheat on me

thats pretty much the best i can ask for

- at least 350 lbs
- lets me watch anime and use the internet bandwith to torrent yaoi doujinshis
- wipes my diaper every now and then
- doesn't want kids
- doesn't have any family we need to disappoint
- ok with living in sewer condition

>white
>has sex with me
>not fat
That's a 10 for me.

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Ciara
Ciara
Ciara
Ciara

pretty boy with asshole i can pretend is vagina

>>35317696

>Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn


How normie can you be?

Feminine
Traditional Conservative
Wants children

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>Looks like pic related
>Virgin for non-religious reasons
>Loyal to the death
>Anime/vidya/etc
>Libertarian
>Likes cats
>Doesn't drink
>Introverted

Does she exist, lads?

>piercings and tatttoos
>listens to rave and EDM
>has had too much sexual experience
>thinks my dick is small and cheats on me

>>35317752
Agreed
Inb4 athiests

somewhat attractive

my age give or take 3 years (i'm 22)

fun

assertive but not demanding

has a few interests that aren't vain, self-serving, or trivial

isn't interested in being controlled or being controlling

doesn't want kids

mostly independent

patient/understanding/fair/honest

>>35317933
Kind of sounds like me desu, but I don't watch anime and I mostly play nintendo games.
Are you a guy or a girl?

my current girlfriend.

totally original post

>>35317696
I hate to say it, but yeah... someone like Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad will fit pretty much everything I ask.
Obsession and devotion for me, super clingy. I don't mind physical aspect that much, but I really want to feel loved and I want someone who rely and depend on me. I'm basically asking for craziness because I don't think the average sane girl can really be as clingy as I wish.

I want someone who text me this way >>35315734
I'd do everything for her.

>>35317933
>libertarian

tips fedora

>>35317696

>not white
>conservative
>not a feminist.

If I wanted a feminist, if I wanted to hear how I'm evil just because I'm white, or have a dick or whatever, then I'd date a white girl.
The sad truth is, in britian, white girls are the real niggers.

It's a shame most of our lefties mainly only let in foreign men. I'd object less to immigration if we were getting more Spanish, Indian or black women.

Women who actually look like women, and act like women. Who're sweet and stick by you, rather than treating you like you're expendable and with nothing but loathing.

>Petite
>Cute
>Shy
>Virgin
>Faithful
>Wants to cuddle
>Loves me

>loyal
>good shoulder to waist ratio
>thicc
>30s
>highly competent at and passionate about something
>has a job
>taller than me
>likes animals
>very very kinky
>tattoos and piercings
>hairy
>switch, mostly a dom

>White, either brunette or dark (long) hair. Eye color can vary. Mid to large eye size. Thin or thick eyebrows
>sharp or delicate features
>Feminine as in 1850s feminine.
>Under 180 lbs, 5'6 or lower, slim and a B cup but with a great ass.
>no piercings or tattoos unless they're very subtle
>If she lacks a political ideology then either encourage her to read and make her own mind or follow my political ideology.
>well read and cult. If she has any overtly manchild or degenerate interests like watching anime or cartoons, netflix and chill, jumping on a bungee or going to rock music clubs/concerts into the trash it goes. Casual ones like hiking or traveling are fine. Rare interests like going to a wine route, going to deluxe cinemas, bowling or sports tournaments are superb
>likes dogs or cats. Preferably the latter exclusively to her likeness
>likes drinking moderately. No cigs or weed fuck that. Ok maybe cigs
>cooking and overall cleaning is whatever. I can always hire a maid and cook on my own
>introverted but outgoing
>subdued and subtle but not lol I'm going to tweet a passive aggressive tweet 'subtle'
>stable career. Preferably a law, architecture or literature major. Emphasis on architecture.
>not a strong feeler. Not really necessary tho
>deadpan sense of humor or almost nonexistent
>her circle of friends must be either moderate or non toxic
>religion can go either way
>good musical taste or interest. Preferably someone who is averse of dadrock or normie alt rock. Jazz as a plus.
>ambitious. Not afraid of change like 99% of the population nowadays
>attention to detail or prompt to please my 'little things' sensibilities. Someone who cares and shows attention to the little things or puts an effort to them. E.g The way she would articulate a critique or a restaurant feedback. The small details in our anniversary gifts

I think that's pretty much it. You can assume however, that is hard to find a woman who fits into everything listed.

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>asian
>model
>sloppy bangs
>no eyebrows
Josephine Pearl Lee, aka Princess Gollum.
Marry me pls...

>>35317696

white or light skinned non white
not religious
not mentally retarded

ez

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Male 4 female; wants in no particular order -

>short
>curly/wavy hair
>self-assured
>likes ropes
>potentially a millionaire?
>doesn't mind I'm a nothing person who hides their depression behind an endless stream of stupid, but quite funny, jokes

I mean, when it comes down to it, there's only really one thing a girl could do to be /PERFECT/. That thing is; one morning, she'd straddle me, lean down to kiss me awake and say "wake up, loser, we're co-oping the first four Halo games". But if that happens I've clearly had a brain-snap and imagined myself a girlfriend so it's not a big deal.

>>35317696
>not fat
>height must be equal or less than 5'6"
>has to have decent hygiene at least

that's all I want.

I don't fucking care what race she is

>>35318852
Forgot some,

>smart as in triple IQ digit smart or street smart
>strong fashion sense. I want her to surprise me with her fashion
>not clingy or needy. But not too independent either

>>35317696
>smart
>tall
>strong
>huge knockers
>hates normies

Coulda had her too if her friend didn't fall for me and fuck it all up.

>>35317696
White
Tall
Smart
Christian, Agnostic or Atheist
Smooth brown hair of medium length and green or blue eyes
Watches anime
Knows what 4chan is

>>35319467
Me except for the eyes.

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>attractive
>attracted to me
>doesnt want to go out and do shit
>comfy

>>35317696
is nice to me
not unhealthy fat
conservative and religious virgin
wants children, views it as religious duty
shows interest in things

>>35319514
Are you a boy or a girl? originario

>>35319440
>>smart
>>tall
>>strong
>>huge knockers
So you want a tranny or a fat dude.

>>35319545
Guy.

Didn't think at the time, but you were probably specifying girl. Tall and medium length hair said guy to me.

5'4 sky ferreira with a benis
and not so slutty and politically cunty

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>5'0
>chubby but mainly bottom-heavy, maybe a bit of tummy
>decent tits
>soft features but not fat-faced
>brown hair, blue eyes
>is mainly cute, not sexy, but has the ability to be if she wants to
>likes anime (no plebshit)
>bisexual so we can share cute girl images
>shares my political views, or at least is against tumblrshit
>wants to have a family at some point
>around 130 IQ
>is into drawing to mirror me being into writing
>is shy and has a bit of anxiety so we understand each other's problems better
>is working on her own career goals
>virgin so we can be the only people we've ever been with until we die

Pic related, I think about her everyday. ;_;

>>35319578
No, I was specifying boy, are you older than 25 or fat/ugly?

>>35319589
>>35319618
>>35319467
>>35319026
>>35318965
>>35318539
>>35317953
>>35317933
>>35317864
>>35317861
Jesus why are y'all degenerate? Does it never repulse you?

> white or Asian
> petite or chubby
> have some sort of unique hair
> A tattoo with a story
> is energetic playful yet submissive in bed
> have beautiful eyes
> isn't afraid to talk to me about what's wrong
> most importantly I'd want her to be damaged emotionally
> and kinda a stoner

>>35319678
literally what is wrong with sky ferreira
physically at least

>>35319678
What's wrong with wanting a 30 year old bf with the shoulders of a linebacker?

>>35319695
>trap

>>35319723
>tats and piercings

>>35319554
The one I had in mind was a 6'0 blond with blue eyes who used to row boats for fun.

This is what you crush on when you're high T fampai.

>>35319678

>"Degenerate".

When is this word finally going to be held in the same regard as "sheeple"?

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>>35319773
okay minus benor

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>>35319775
>high test men like high test women
gee I wonder what kind of person would make that kind of assertion

>Doesn't conform to the gender binary
>Has a septum piercing.
>Brown or transbrown only
>No christians, no trump voters
>Dyed and shaved hair
>Thick black glasses mmm
>Nonvirgin, has much sexual experience
>Tattoos
>Can do slam poetry

>>35319773
Guys with tats and piercings are hot desu, especially if they're hidden most of the time.

>tfw no dick piercing bf

>>35317696
white or jap
tomboy, short hair
no tits, perky nipples
virgin
small but round ass
150 iq
entp, redpilled
into anime and art

>tfw you wont ever hold her hand through a busy tokyo night
>tfw she will never exist

>>35319858
Whatever fampai, sorry I'm not into gooks or midgets.
Anything under 5'8 just looks like a child to me.

>>35317806
>voted for trump
>Brown hair
Pick one

>>35320001
You like women with masculine traits. Stop lying to yourself, faggot.

>>35319919
No they're not. Imagine where that piercing has been in to

Add the fact that most males with both are trashy or complete douchebags. The worst kind of douchebag, that one who'll die of a meth addiction

>>35319783
Never. Fight against your degeneracy, don't embrace it

>>35319988
>entp
>means she will probably play with you or cheat constantly

Also checked

>>35320038
Now that I think about it, I have always had a thing for deep voices and big hands.

Thanks man I learned a lot about myself today.

>>35320046
>Never. Fight against your degeneracy, don't embrace it

How is having a rope bondage fetish degenerate exactly? What in society declines as my hard-on arises? You're chatting pure bullshit and I hope you realise before you're too far gone.

>>35320103
To these morons smoking a joint or getting a tattoo makes you a degenerate. They're already way past gone.

>>35320103
I don't care about what pleases your dick. I'm talking about overall degeneracy

>>35317696
Dead

Oregonatti

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>not bf, master
>18
>white
>long black hair
>effeminate and slender frame
>6'1"
>no facial hair
>hairless legs and feet
>long and elegant feet (size 12+)
>long toes with second toe longest
>dominant
>straight, doms weak beta fags with his feet for the cash and feeling of power
>weeb
>alt-right

>>35320046
As long as he doesn't cheat on me I don't really care too much about his past. Most people with tats and piercings are trashy, I agree, which is why I want a qt husbando that has them but isn't a trashy douchebag. I most likely will never find him. C'est la vie.

>>35320154
Kill yourself.

Thanks:)

>>35320203
>no argument
>passive aggressive emoticon
yeah you're a faggot

>>35320154

I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but I think you agree with me so thanks.

>>35320156

What the fuck is that then? Are you just some par for the course /pol/fag I've mistaken for a person again?

>>35320195
There are though.

Most of them are hipsters but they exist. Or maybe you should settle down for something more realistic?

>>35319537

Got DAMN that's an amazing body

>>35320227
Moreso than the try hard who thought getting a tattoo and smoke weed was 'kewl'

Please. But you don't seem to like anime or video games. That's a start

>Taller than me
>White
>Masculine
>Gay but not a faggot

>>35319897

tfw no slam poet gf

>>35320284
>Moreso than the try hard who thought getting a tattoo and smoke weed was 'kewl'
And now we've gotten to the lying and strawmanning stage.

> 5'0" - 5'6"
> White
> Doesn't have to be a virgin but no ex that are still around
> If on the shorter side, skinny (~90-100 lb), if on the taller side, slightly curvey (~115-125 lb)
> "Simp" vagina
> Either super submissive or slightly assertive
> Into very similar music
> Not flirty/ doesn't make me worry about her messing around (absolute must)
> Has varied interests that she actively pursues
> Pro abortion, atheist or agnostic, pro weed, pro guns, pro LGBT, but not a libtard
> Intelligence is within 5 IQ under me or 10 IQ over me (Guessing, but mine's like 115, so 110-125)
> Wants 0-1 kid (not sure if I want a kid but if I do it'll only be 1)
> Wants sex at least 5 times a week (but anywhere up to twice a day would be better)
> Puts out between 2-6 months after dating.
>

>>35317696
>short hair
>not obese
>weeb
>Conservative
>tomboyish attitude
>actually loves me
>faithful

bonus
>likes metal music

This pretty much describes my recent oneitis except the loving me part.

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>>35320275
its an original 10

>>35320356
Hey you were the one who called me a faggot. Not me. I just told you to kill yourself. Not even willing to argue.

I hope your little brain can perceive that. Probably not

>>35320076
>means she will probably play with you or cheat constantly

why? im an entp too and i would never cheat. entps are super honest remember?

>>35320246
I know it's not realistic, but this thread is for perfect partners. This comes up every single time.

>>35320396

Face please robot

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>>35320397
>durr I'm not going to argue
>keeps replying anyway
little bitch can't even help himself

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>>35319678
You "muh degeneracy" newfags are the worst cancer this site has ever experienced desu~

>>35317696
>fluffy hair
>lanky
>gentle with a benign sense of humor
>NEET or similarly relaxed lifestyle, lazy
>has a few close friends but not ultrasocial
>slightly dominant but romantically so, none of that BDSM stuff
>likes to sleep a lot
>very physically affectionate
>a bit childish but knows when and where to be more serious
>open with feelings and thoughts, talks about what's on his mind without prompting, very honest
>about as intelligent as me or slightly more
>below average sex drive
>apolitical
>average facial aesthetics
>not religious
>does drugs sometimes
>messy
>either views relationship with a sense of detachment or wants to get to know me inside and out (I would be the same), not somewhere between the two
>will be my best friend
>a little protective and doesn't mind me being protective too

>>35320454
So you ARE a brainlet. Must be due to all that weed

>lol le u mad trole

...or you're just mentally challenged

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Eh, the perfect one?

Probably impossible. But it would be the combination of best friend with best lover. I would go head over heels for someone like that, but alas, impossible.

A more realistic person, though still rare considering I live in Memphis, would be someone mid to late 20's, who is smart, emotionally stable, physically attractive, and gay. I am all of these things, and much more!

Where are you, waifu-san..

>>35320595
Haven't smoke weed in years, kiddo. But little /pol/fags like you do seem to get awfully triggered by the fact that some people do. Keep trying to convince yourself you're a man by acting like an obnoxious straight edge pussy :^)

>>35320531
In hindsight I guess can't really blame you though, you are part of the same generation that gave us sjws, I'd be lashing out too probably.

>>35320531
guro is hot as fuck 2bh

>>35320663
Should have acted like a burnout on /r9k/ instead my bad.

>>35320640
Are you another lesbot?

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>>35320788

Nah, sorry anon.

Your lesbot is out there somewhere :)

>>35320755
>making an accurate observation about people who rant about degeneracy on a nip cartoon forum makes you a burnout
k m8

Perfect? Lol ok. Here we go.

>White
>Virgin
>18-19
>Blue Eyes
>Skinny
>10/10 Looks
>Smart
>Loving
>Happy-go-lucky personality. You know, the type that doesn't let anything keep them down (sort of like the opposite of robots, really)
>Cute mannerisms
>Loyal
>Communicative
>Gets along really well with me.
>Believes in some kind of higher power
>Somewhat submissive (but not overly)
>Shares many of my hobbies, and has some of her own
>Doesn't smoke/do drugs/drink
>No big flaws like gambling addiction or depression, etc. etc. Small flaws like being clumsy can be cute.
>Wants kids
>Has billions of dollars for some reason
>High sex drive
>Has attractive friends that she wants me to sleep with


Did I miss anything?

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also let's throw in a picture of a 10/10

Programmer
Knows basic crypto
Voted Trump
Doesn't watch TV or movies
Has a goal
Isn't attractive
Is white

>>35319072
Many of these things sound like me

>>35317696
22
Face of a ten year old
Hourglass body
faithful
a straight line vagina
submissive tomboy
loves her job
loves to cook
Interesting conversational partner
fine with having either a dozen kids or none at all
a tad taller than me or much, much shorter
shares a bulk of your interests, open minded enough to eventually be into all of it
hates liberals
doesn't find too many fetishes disgusting but isn't really into a lot unless you show her
loves to cuddle and sleep naked
Very Independant, but is somehow clingy

>>35318115
>tfw no Nintendrone gf to make Mario Maker levels with

>>35321009
I like your style, anon. No gaps.

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>>35317696
They love me
They care
They exist

>>35322356
Do you mean those on both posts or the last? If the last, how do you dress?

White
Reasonably attractive
Small round tits, nice big ass
A year or two older than me
Enjoys video games movies and anime
Enjoys traveling, history, culture
Very physically affectionate and open
Gentle yet still wears the pants
Dominant sexually and in real life
Logical, loyal, compassionate
Open to new experiences
Breadwinner so we are never poor (I work commission)
Someone who will smoke weed and cuddle with me who I will get along with
Someone who will make me a good person

Fuck this thread it just made me sad. This girl probably doesn't exist

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Not fat
Not too ugly
Nice
Likes me

Remember anons, the first step on the road to disappointment is hope.

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>>35317696
>Virgin
>Cooks & cleans
>Is nice
That's it

>>35323675
who is this semen demon spread around here lately

bow wow

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

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>>35323820
Her name is Isabella and she was a model.

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>>35317696
please give me a feral gf who rummages thru the garbage and hisses at daylight... I would cherish her

>>35317696
white
pale
short
skinny
goofy
enjoys art


>tfw lanklet

>>35317696
>5'5 to 5'9
>20 to 24
>Doesnt believe in religion
>Browses 4chan
>Same bad humor as me
>Likes to make decisions for us
>Takes monogamy very serious
>Loyal, loving
>Believes in true love
>Honest
>Likes to spend time together a lot
>Just believes in being happy, not about status/money/carreer
perfect bf

female
not dogshit ugly
lives in my city

>>35324190
I probably fit, but I don't know if you are my perfect gf

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The one I had before I ruined everything.

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>>35324681
okay post them

>>35324743
Well... jokes asides, this is all I ask >>35318183
And maybe [spioler]girl(female)[/spoiler] too.

Your requirements are not so hard to satisfy... I guess many robots can fit

>Virgin/clean
>Has the same interests as me
>Good body
>Cooks/cleans
>Ignores or makes the best of whatever autistic shit i do
>likes me

>around my age
>good person, kind
>not religious
>doesn't abuse alcohol or do drugs/smoke
>shares some interests with me and has some of his own that I can learn about
>likes travelling and outdoors activities (hiking, camping)
>is able to take care of himself, cook, clean etc
>actually enjoys cooking
>doesn't expect people to guess stuff
>is taller than me

Most things apply to me too

>>35317696
>Catholic or at least Christian
>Virgin
>short to make up for me being a manlet
>enjoys art especially music
>conservative preferably
>athletic or at least enjoys sports
>wants children
>any race I'm a mix anyways
>kind hearted
>housewife/teacher

>>35324799
I would say Im midly clingy when I love someone, but I dont fall in love so easily. And I want a nice balance, also feeling loved back.
I dont think Im your girl anon, good luck finding her though

>>35324190
tfw this is me in everything but height. I'm 5'11"

>>35324944
Good luck to you too. Judging from your requirements you look like a nice person, you are not asking for the average Chad.

>>35324978
I dont care much about height tall is good too
post your perfect stats

>>35324190
I fit everything but the age... im 30 :/

>>35317696
>Guy
>Short, petite, skinny
>Wavy, shoulder length hair, brown to black
>Soft features, freckles, pouty lips
>Green eyes preferred
>INFP personality, low self esteem, confidence issues
>masochist and degradationist
>initially bi-curious or almost straight
I just want a faggot twink to bully and emotionally manipulate, and 'turn' him gay.

>>35324190
>tfw this is me but I'm a woman
I got excited there for a second.

I don't know, I honestly don't know anymore. My life has collapsed to such a degree I don't even know how a relationship or person that would make me happy could look or if that's achievable at all. I wish I could just gather the courage to either off myself or start over but I'm trapped on so many levels I just end up staring at the ceiling all day, everyday.

>>35325044
>chill/laid back. Doesn't get worked up over small stuff
>in somewhat decent shape
>can put up with my weird sense of humor
>enjoys video games
>loyal
>doesn't mind the absurd libido that comes with being a virgin at 24
>wants to get married one day
>doesn't mind children
>if they have friends, they aren't obnoxious

I'm bad at this desu

>>35324004
>model
the boring or the nude typ?

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>>35325164
boring type
a

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>>35325162
not a match, I dont play many games and im not in decent shape but good luck to you anon

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>>35317696
IRENE my perfect weird kwaifu

>>35317696
Hmm.
>Introverted
>Likes nature (aka would go hiking with me, backpacking, maybe even caving)
>Also doesn't mind relaxing at home often rather than going out a lot
>Wouldn't mind tasting my attempts at being a cook (additionally, is also willing to cook sometimes)
>is politically centrist, or libertarian-right
>Likes playing games
>wouldn't mind spending a lot of time together, but is also independent
>willing to live in a place with seasonal climates

And perhaps most importantly,
>understands the bigger picture
Doesn't matter how she understands or how she copes with it, just that she does.

Unfortunately, I don't think there are a lot of women like this, so I'm probably going to die alone. but whoever you are, wherever you are, I'm waiting patiently for you. ;_;

>Christian
>5/10 or better
>wants kids
>not black or Mexican
>at least 5'6" or taller
>no more than 175 pounds
>is nice

>Loves me
that's about it

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>>35317696
ideal bf is stan tbqh, i think i love him. so dreamy. total unrealized chad!

>not black
>doesn't want kids
>doesn't go to parties
>introvert
>doesn't have a bunch of other male friends
>likes laughing at people
>right leaning politically