How does it feel knowing you have forever missed out on teen

>sex with experienced women full of fantasies
>sex with awkward virgins who like justin beiber

hmmm

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>>35311662
>implying you have alpha pedo genes

the most you'll do is fap to some 2d loli

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>he hasn't already unlocked his wizard powers
>he isn't already well on his way to archwizardry
wew lads

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>you never got to fuck prime teen pussy

I unironically wish for nuclear war

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I had a girlfriend all throughout highschool and she never put out.

>>35312660
nuclear war sounds terrible.
i want a black hole to instantaneously fuck everything up.

I'd be fine a girl looking like one
females are mentally babies anyway

>>35312679
Normies deserve hell.

>And you will probably miss out on early twenties sex as well
Already missed it bub. Turning 26 in a few weeks and I am officially on the back end of mid-twenties. I've been learning to take perverse pleasure in my KHV status. Wizardry here I come.

>>35312679
>instantaneously
An approaching black hole would bombard us with insane levels of radiation, yes cooking us, but we'll still feel being cooked.

I still can't tell if it's my fault or society's fault that I'm still a virgin

>>35312726
the gravity will make everything so fast you won't feel it

I'm still 19 so there's still hope. Well, except I doubt anyone would want to have sex or love someone who looks like jabba the hutt. I really need to lose weight.

>>35311617
I like to think of this life relating to consciousness as SMS relates to the Mario series.

>This isn't the iconic experience (SM64)
>Anxiety and technology aren't well implemented (F.L.U.D.D.)
>There is a place with better graphics, more engaging atmosphere and better mechanics (SMG2)
>The older iterations were more fun to fuck around with (SMW/SM64)

So when you talk about missing out on literal ACTUAL sex, you can sigh and remain unsurprised that this life is kinda crappy.

>>35312767
Yes, the gravity will speed up time relative to areas of spacetime around it, but we will still experience the passage of time as normal from our perspective.

>>35312700
Thailand is your friend.

>>35311617
I missed out on a lot of things. And I will miss out on a lotta things.
I can take or leave the sex.

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>>35311617
i have worse worries

>your cervical discs wont be the same anymore
>no more painless days
>missed out on getting a degree
etc.

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>>35312962
>tfw you'll never unmutilate your face
I shouldn't know what it feels like to have the skin fall from your hands.
I don't give a fuck about sex.

>>35311617
I missed out on early adulthood in general. Never learned to drive never got a degree no job etc. Basically I'm forever 15. Not too unhappy

>>35311617
I'll probably end up killing myself and many people along with me. I get too suffer and others don't? Fuck that, they're going down with me.

>>35313146
take out as many as you can, FBI---------------------------------------------

>>35311617
I never cared about sex so it doesn't bother me

>>35313146
Can you look me in the text box and honestly say it isn't all your own fault?

braces turn me on a lot for some reason

>>35311617
>implying I want a girlfriend for something else than feeling loved and having someone who will suppport me.

>>35312800
it's too late Anon
we speak of inexperienced clumsy sexual encounters
kids losing their innocence not exactly knowing what to do

like your close childhood friend who just grew a nice pair and noticed you often stare at her hiding your boner
you both laugh it off and act like nothing changed
but one night when you crashed at her place in her room (as you did hundreds times before) she sat next to you on bed
you said some silly joke to tease her, she called you stupid but laughed anyway
she pushed you and ended up lying on top of you in her bed
you locked eyes, she smiled and finally kissed you
then one thing led to another
you groped her body and kissed while trying to undress
at one point she stopped and asked if you have a protection, but you didn't
and she got off you and went to her desk and took one from the drawer
opened it and gently put it on you, while you tried your best not to cum
then you swapped places and you got on top of her not exactly knowing what to do next
you both smiled awkwardly but spoke no word
you put your dick in her and slowly started to go missionary
she made no sounds but squirmed and kept making an O face
you started to go a little faster and asked if it's good for her
she said yes and it gave you some confidence to keep going
when she was getting close she bit a pillow affraid to not wake her parents downstairs
after that you both dropped on bed exhausted
you had no idea what to say so you asked her again if it was good for her
she said yes smiling, then hugged you and you both fell asleep holding in eachother arms
you both felt awkward in the morning so you went back home
wondering if you are a couple a now

you can't have that unless you both are 14~16

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>>35313349
jesus christ i hate my life....

>>35312722
when you become an ultra-wizard can you conjure us all a gf

>>35311617

I've missed teen sex and early 20's sex and i'll be a wizard in less than a year and probably miss out on early 30's sex too.

Such is life for a recluse.

>How does it feel knowing you have forever missed out on teen sex?

I'm 25 and just got my first gf (20) and she's a virgin. Total nerd type. I was her first bf too.

We are still both young and inexperienced. I honestly don't think we are tall that different from teens in this regard.

So yeah, I think I lucked out at the last second.

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>>35313349
Delete this, Anon.
orego

>>35313539
>25 and 20
>teen sex

don't lie to yourself
it might still be fun but it's not going to be the same

>>35311617
I had fucking loads of teenage sex.
I was one of the most popular guys in my town.
Now I sit at home getting drunk most days whilst sitting on 4chan telling people how cool I used to be back in the day.

>>35313581

What's going to be different?

>>35311617
Stop trying to trick these autists. Teen sex is shit tier.

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>>35313539
>I'm 25 and just got my first gf (20) and she's a virgin. Total nerd type. I was her first bf too.

HOW??!?

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>>35313539
>she's a virgin.

If you say so.

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Jokes on you, I'm moving overseas to fuck 14 year olds as soon as I can afford to.

>>35313596
you are

you are not teenagers anymore
you can't go back to careless simple times
the life is different for you when you are teen

>>35313349
more like
>barely get it in
>she starts to bleed cause virgin
>you cum in 7 seconds cause virgin
>she avoids eye contact
>awkwardly smile whenever your eyes meet.

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>>35313349
nope im ain't gonna read this shit

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Who planning on becoming a /sugardaddy/ here?
I won't be one of those guys who uses sites like seekingarrangement, but I'll organically find a qt or two and get her addicted to the finer things, once I get bored of her I'll drop her and hopefully she'll become a whore or something.

>>35313225
>look me in the text box

hoo boy I didn't come for laughs

>>35313696
idk I remember it took me long time to cum when I first started my adventure with jerking off
before the years of porn and degeneracy took it's toll

>>35313349
This made me laugh, but it hurts.

I wonder what determines who gets this.

>>35313804
no determent. it just happens. most likely, the universe doesn't mean to be cruel

>>35313766
If i had the hot dollars to do that I would. that would be so fun and would make me feel like i was totally in control of the situation for once.

>>35313841
Nah, God is definitely just an asshole or a tyrant. You can't really believe that the entire universe came into being through random chance. And it's far too cruel for the lord of creation to be just or kind

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>fuck a teen and get only bad reactions from her as well as her bleeding out and not being able to go deep
>fuck a young 20s girl with no morals that has already had sex with tens of men and who's pussy has been destroyed by chad and other countless men.

There is no winning in /currentyear/

Only i didn't, had sex at 16 with a short haired alternative girl i ended up staying with all of highschool, great times, she cheated on me in the end though

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>>35311617
>Fucked two girls in high school, one a long-term gf and one at a random party
>Both already had the bodies of full-grown women and couldn't take a dick to save their lives
Kinda ruined the point desu

>>35313902
Only reason I haven't already is I'm working on getting those hot dollars. Luckily for us we are male and with enough money we can pull at any age.

>>35313664
Daily reminder us marshalls will find you and hunt you anywhere you go in the world. You are still subject to American law

>>35314297
If that was true then Muslims wouldn't be gang raping nine year olds.

>>35312757
>>35312757
Probably a bit of both...

Mostly you though

How do I find a girl who doesn't consider pedophilia a deal breaker? I want to make a daughter.

Used to feel bad man. Now I don't feel anything.

>>35315620
Well you can start by fucking killing yourself you degenerate scumbag

>>35311617
I dont care about age of first sex i only care about whether its both of our first experiences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whf0VPidcXA
How does it feel knowing that this is what you missed out on?

>>35316410
Personally I was disgusted by this kind of stuff since ever, glad we don't reach these levels of degeneracy here in Italy

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>>35313349
>read a post like this something like 3 years ago
>can't handle it
>go insane
>fabricate an entire reality where I had a happy development with a wide array of interesting characters with names, personalities and years of interesting stories that stuck in my mind
>my name is Jack Andrews. I'm a generic skater
>start going for long walks in the middle of the night to absolutely nowhere, stare at houses and sometimes into people's windows
>be convinced that I'm going to "save pop music"
>finally crash and burn out of my volatile delusions after about 8 months. It felt like 3 years, so many things transpired in my head and so many revelations happened it was enough to fill a large novel. It's more than could ever possibly be justified in a post on 4chan
>move to Seattle for reasons I can't justify
>go for a walk in the middle of the night because that's all I know how to do
>some guy out of the corner of my eye catches my attention
>says I look lost
>asks if I want to hang out with him
>oblige
>I like this guy
>he owns a skateboarding apparel store
>he completely buys the generic white American skater image that I was just defaulting to
>become good friends
>talk about everything
>sees me doodling on a piece of paper one time and says my drawings look cool
>I lie that I'm a graphic designer
>this eventually turns into me redesigning their entire business and doing all the graphics for them
>essentially becomes my full time job

>3 years later
>as far as these people know this is who I always was
>still browse /r9k/ from time to time out of fascination and to help people in whatever way I can

Whoever made that post has no idea what they created and probably never will. It saved my life. It nearly killed me, but it saved my life.

>>35316443
nice story Anon
it wasn't me tho

judging by your story it truly is fake till you make it sometimes

I got the teen sex, but I was spergy about it. I ordered a naruto game from Japan for my GameCube. Girlfriend came over and I tried my hardest to get her to play it with me. She wouldn't take my shit and led me through my first sexual experience.

>>35316443
This is hilarious duck I love being drunk o have nit a car e in the world

>Freeze head when dead
>Revive years later
>Transplant brain\mind into body of a teenager
>Profit

its that simple.

>>35317308
Thousands of retards freeze themselves thinking they would be welcome in future society.

Why should they unfreeze a robot?

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>tfw Wizard
I turned 30 not long ago. So I missed out on teen sex, early 20s sex, and late 20s sex. And now I'm gonna miss out on early 30s sex, since I'm a neet who lives with his parents. A 30-year-old guy is 100% valueless on the dating market without a job and his own place.

>>35316922
This reminds me of when I was 19 and a girl came to my dorm room.

>sitting at my desk on my computer
>knock at the door
>"It's open, come in"
>chubby Chinese girl who knew some guy I was friends with in high school
>she sits down, chat for a bit
>she comes over, sits on my lap, puts her arm around me, and says she's heard I have a great collection of videos on that computer of mine
>"Oh, yeah, and I just put in a new watercooling system too! I have a great AQXEA stepping mobile Athlon that overclocks to 2500 MHz!"
>after sperging for a bit she looks disappointed and leaves
>only realize two days later that she was saying "I want to fuck"
>this kind of opportunity never happens again for 11 years

You should be thankful anon. You're lucky you happened to get a gf who was willing to take the lead even when you were being a sperg.

>>35317747
I am so, so, so ,so ,so sorry. If I missed out on thick azn qt like you i'd want to to die. I'm actually tearing up right now for you for some reason but that's life. Pray for me anon so that shot doesn't happen to me

>>35317940
well if you're one of the younger ealy-20s or late-teens people that seem to be most of this board nowadays then you have some time.

I wish I had something more encouraging to say other than "don't fuck it up". Or some positive advice to give.

>>35311617
>tfw I almost had sex at 17
>but accidentally shat myself

>>35318297
Maybe by hearing of these fuck UPS i'll spare myself. I've already made some major tuck UPS. I dated a girl for 4 months and only kissed her once, and one chick kept asking to come over to her house and watch the stars with her but I didn't encase it sounded boring.

Mext time, i'll be ready I hope

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>>35311617

38yo neetbux here, I did not miss out, I had sex with link related this weekend, cost $575 but it was worth it. I save up and do this about once every 2 months

https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/7578f24e-97e0-4279-a70e-4a3ab842aa4b

>>35311617
>How does it feel knowing you have forever missed out on teen sex?

Kinda sad

>and you will probably miss early twenties sex aswell

About to be 22 and just lost my virginity an hour ago.
No kidding.I just did it.
No whore by the way

>>35311617
Most of you aren't ugly. If you think you have any potential at all, I will tell you how to get laid.
Shower and comb your hair, brush your teeth, put on some decent clothes, purchase some MDMA and go to a club.

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>>35318597

holy shit if true

how did you negotiate price?

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>>35318712
that's a good way to make this happen

>>35311617
You can bang 18 year olds well into middle age if you're successful enough.

>>35318804

she's 18 I just posted good pics to my profile and asked her for a "date" she met with me for dinner once to see if i was a rapist then the next time I paid her and we had penis in vagina sexual intercourse

I have basically no expenses so it's easy to save money

she turned 18 three months ago

she stayed all night and i cuddled with her

Don't care about the sex. Fucking teenagers is easy.

I am upset that I'll never experience teen love though.

>>35311617
>How does it feel knowing you have forever missed out on teen sex?
Pretty great. I wish everyone would miss out on teenage sex. Sometimes I wish I was asexual, but I figure when (if) I ever get a girl to marry me, sex will be a really great thing.

>>35318597
>https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/7578f24e-97e0-4279-a70e-4a3ab842aa4b

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35313766
You can just make a tinder account saying your looking for a sugar baby and bam you've got one.

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>>35313283
>braces turn me on a lot for some reason
It's because you're a creep.

>>35316443
Nice. Maybe that's why people with avoidant/schizoid personality disorder make such elaborate fantasies. I wish I was that inventive.

>>35312679
Tbh my autistic fantasy is wandering through a nuclear wasteland dispensing justice as I see fit.

>>35316410
I live in irrational fear that the only girl I love, who is still in high school, will go to one of these things and get fucked by a Chad and get pregnant.

I had sex with my cousin when I was 14. It wasn't that good, but the kissing was amazing.

>>35318804
She's adorable.

>>35318866
Tell me more about her.

>>35318804
>>35318597

moar of this qt plox

>>35311617
What pains me also is I kinda had 2 shots with twink teen sex. I wish I had a homoerotic bone in my body back then. Could've sucked eachother off every. single. day. in my empty house.

>>35319092
>Tell me more about her.

what do you want to know? She showed me her college ID so I know she is really in school. She comes from a middle class family and just started doing this for money, I'm the 2nd guy she's ever met off the site, I told her I wanted to see her in a few weeks again and she said OK

>>35318866
She stayed all night in your NEET cave or a hotel? How did you explain not having a vehicle?

>>35318597
reported you to the FBI. you're dead kiddo!

>>35313349

Even EGGMAN lost his virginity at a young age

FUCKING KILL ME

>>35319157

Hotel

I drive a 2013 VW Jetta I paid 9500 dollars for, it's an OK looking car, nothing special but not ratty either

>>35314297
That's not how the laws work

>>35319140
Yeah yeah, but how's her footgame?

>>35311617
I have a VERY important question.

Is it still teen sex if i was the (7)teen and she was 22?

>>35319275
>Yeah yeah, but how's her footgame?

not sure what you mean, she's like 5'1 and has cute little petite teen feet though

>>35319311
W-What did she let you do to them?

>>35313349
>tfw thats what gonna happen when I lose my virginity
>But only my part
>The girls part is her laughing her ass off or mad because I wasted her time
>tfw Im 22

Why even fucking live

>>35319418
>W-What did she let you do to them?

I didn't try to mess with her feet, maybe i will next time for you anon

>>35311617
Lost virginity at fourteen to a classmate. I didn't have sex again until I was seventeen. I look back and regret not getting in on more of that prime teen pussy.

>>35311662
thats not a secks desu

>>35319503
>I didn't try to mess with her feet
Well, what did you do?

>>35311662
But can you rape a middle school student and get away with it?

>>35319705
>Well, what did you do?

sexual intercourse, kissing and all night cuddling after

>>35311617
I had a gf from ages to 16-19 and I ended up breaking up with her. Not getting some pussy was probably one of the reasons I broke up with her. I was bored of her, just bitching at me and not doing anything with her life.. I'm an idiot though because I'm still a virgin.. still 19 though so I have a shot right?

>>35312800
Kek, same situation friend. Just hit the gym.. I picked myself up from feeling sorry for myself and been going for the last two weeks. I'm still fat but hey i have way more confidence and feel better about myself than I did a month ago. It's something man

>>35319735
What did you talk about while you were cuddling?

>>35311617
>forever missed out on teen sex
What happened to all the teenagers?

>cares about women
>cares about warm embrace of "love"
>cares about the roastie

Once you take the red pill, you'll cringe on how ignorant you had been.

t. Omega Elder Wizard, leader of 1st meme brigade during the Great Meme War.

>>35312664
Not for you anyway

>>35312679
The point is to make them suffer slowly, over a few decades preferably

>>35319825

I said little nice things to her. I joked and say "I got you a present" and she said "oh?" and then I would say "THE PRESENT IS A HUG" and hug her, then I said "I got you a second present" and she said "hmmm?" me: "THE SECOND PRESENT IS ALSO A HUG" and hug her again, then I said "I got you a third present" and she said "Oh, I hope it's a hug" and then I said she was psychic because the present could have been anything and she guessed right, i mean the 3rd present could have been a battleship, how could she know? Then we had a playful argument about if she was psychic or not.

In the argument I decided she was even though she denied it

>>35319933
You should have opened with this. The third present should have been your cock.

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"forever" yeah maybe in oppressive countries like America

>>35318804
>holy shit if true

she's gorgeous, how do I into this?

>>35319958
>You should have opened with this. The third present should have been your cock.

we had already had sex and were just cuddling at this point

>>35319968
If you move to Japan American cops can still arrest you. It happens all the time to people who go to Thailand

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delet this fuccin thread

>>35313349
Fuck, this shit really bugs me

I was a kissless virgin through HS, got a couple kisses in college but no sex and no gf. I've gotten a bit better since I started lifting and making money but still never had a real gf and only had a few 1 night stands, along with a few hookers.

But even though I've experience sex with legitimately attractive women now, I can never go back and have these experiences

>will never have nervous first kiss in middle school with girl who is also experiencing it
>will never take a girl to homecoming
>will never lose virginity on prom night
>will never experience special sex, any girl I meet will have ridden dick 1,000 times before me

Existence is pain

>>35311617
FUCK DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
I FELE LIKE SHIT AS IT IS
I WANT TO FUCK SOME CUTE 16YO
FUCK MY LIFE
KILL ME IRL
I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BE ATTRACTIVE AND HAVE THIS CUTE GIRL HUG ME AND WE COULD MAYBE CUDDLE AND SLOWLY FUCK AT THIS HOUSE PARTY I ATTENDED AT 16YO.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
MY LIFE IS WASTED
I WISH I WAS DEAAD

>>35311617
At this rate I'm going to die a virgin. 21, kissless. Probably a lot of of people here in similar situations, or worse off.

I just don't have time to meet anyone. I go to school, I go to work, I go home, I go to bed. Rinse and repeat. I can't do anything on the weekends with the homework that I get.

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I have been talking with this girl I met online a few weeks ago. I'm 20 and she is 18, we are both NEET virgins and things have slowly turned sexual and it seems she likes me quite a bit for some reason. The problem is she is 4000miles away from me.

Can I still experience any of these feels in this situation? Is being in a LDR with a qt better than nothing?

>>35320336
typical of individual who never knew God

Boyo you will go schizophrenic like that, I was just like you.

THIS WORLD IS RULED BY DEVIL, YOU EITHER JOIN HIS SIDE OF TEMPORARY "HIGH" JOY OR BE UP THERE WITH CHRIST

REMEMBER ANY KINGDOM DIVIDED WILL BE BROUGHT TO DESOLATION


IF yoU KNOW WHAT I MEAN , think dumbfuck, you can cure all that desire of flesh today trust me im master in this. I been practicing it for many years

>>35320414
>Is being in a LDR with a qt better than nothing?
At least you're practicing talking to girls. I can't even talk over a mic anymore.

>>35311617
Young girls don't know how to fuck/inexperience and its awkward. So you don't miss out on much.

>>35320464
She is VERY shy and we have only talked over voice twice. She put off talking to me over voice for days, but now is the one wanting to voicechat more.

>>35319933
David Hume would have supported your conclusion that she must be psychic due to the fundamentally flawed nature of inductive reason.

>>35311617
only thing about teen sex that is good is releasing all that pent up hormonal stress desu.

I enjoyed being the "teacher" for my girlfriend during the 11th grade. She'd been really sheltered her whole life and I'd seen a lot of porno. Therefore, I knew a thing or two about a thing or two. She caught on fast. She was eager to please and went crazy in a good way once she realized that crazy was fun and felt good.

>>35311617
Its an awful feeling that comes to mind almost daily, thanks for bringing it up. I feel especially bitter about it because I had the opportunities/potential to get laid in high school but I was so clueless and awkward they were all wasted. Technically lost my virginity at age 18 with another 18 year old when my dick head briefly entered her vagina. That counts, right? Never came with a girl until I was 25. Still I know people who got laid in high school that havent amounted to anything. One buddy of mine got a girl pregnant the first time he had sex at 16; his life has been fucked up ever since. What I wouldnt give for a time machine to travel back to 2004-2005

>>35319923
but you would suffer as well
kind of cutting off your nose to spite your face dontcha think?

>>35313058
>>tfw you'll never unmutilate your face
>I shouldn't know what it feels like to have the skin fall from your hands.
story?

>tfw have qt gf who hates feminism and the concept of alimony, is redpilled on trump and a virgin

>>35313910
>You can't really believe that the entire universe came into being through random chance.
Why not?

>>35319707
but it's not rape if you get away with it

I didnt. Im 23 and fucked 7 times mate. 5 was while i was in school or college. I am alpha. Im not a fucking neet like you.

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>>35313349
>tfw i lost my virginity to my 17 yo gf
>I was 19

So...did i miss out on teen sex? I dont feel like i did. I'm still in a relationship with her, and we have great sex at least 4-5 times a week. She's 18 and im 20 now.

What the fucks up with all the normies here?

>>35311617
>tfw have always been attracted to women that look like they're in their 30's

>>35321491
And then you woke up right

Orange regional

>>35312757
Don't be a Marxist. It's your fault.

>>35321790
This board has been normalfag central for years.
Case in point: you.
>normie
Fucking reddit faggot.

>>35311617
Not all that bad considering I'm not even attracted to human beings. Now never having sex with aliens, that's going to be the biggest tragedy in humanity.

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>high school is the only time to have sex with cute boys before they age into hairy bearded men
>tfw I was too autistic to even have friends in high school

>>35311617
>sex with some dried up 35 year old hag
If you reject her, she'll say you raped her (happened to me)

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>>35311617
>tfw all 3 teenage girls I knew back then had sex with guys in their 20's who bought them beer
>2 of those guys became my closest friends
>now I'm the same age they were when I met them
>not courageous enough to find teenage girls or wait outside high school like they did

Currently banging a 19 year old.

Turn 26 next month.

Feels good.

>>35318804
>>35318597
>this is an escort
Anon sounds like a nice guy but that's kinda fucked man

>>35311617
I had so many chances. THREE different hot girls asked if I wanted to. One girlfriend never asked but "dropped" her towel in front of me, was pantsed by her friend and bent over in front of me showing her ass, even was completely naked and legs spread out all for me during a play fight, but I pussied out cause she would always say "tee hee no stop!" and I was too stupid/beta to fuck her anyway not realizing she had a rape fetish.

Now im balding and girls have higher standards. I'm 22 and virgin the only women who would fuck me are desperate 27+ year old women looking for a husband.

I wanna fuck a young equally inexperienced girl so bad not some old used cunt. sigh

unchanged, apathetic

unoriginalesgonzalez

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I missed out on prime teen pussy as a teenager but did get a lot of it in my twenties.

>>35319758
Yes. Confidence is key. Don't be yourself if yourself isn't desirable, women want you to lie.

>>35323222
>Anon sounds like a nice guy but that's kinda fucked man

why?

>>35322007
nope friendo, its real, all of it. i've hit the jackpot right?

>>35311648
Her expectations will be higher.
Her number will be higher.
Her STD count will be greater than zero.
Her fidelity will be non-exhistant.

>>35312679
>Bombs drop
>find loli screaming for her parents
>You raise her because her parents are dead.
>She comes to love you as she goes through puberty
>she becomes your wife
No one else will stop you because they're more concerned about survival and have done worse things like kill and rape.

>be 28
>approaching thirties in a little over a year
>years ago a cgl told me that if I did not lose my virginity by 15 I was a lost cause
>even with the most liberal standard I am a dumpster fire

fuck...

>>35311617
I had sex as a teen. It wasn't any different to have sex in my twenties.

>>35318597
>>35318804


LIVE THE DREAM

desu senpai

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>>35323781
Try having sex with a teen when you're in your twenties.

>>35323900
I've done that too. I don't think I've had sex with a girl older than 21 though. I don't remember all their ages and some I never even knew to begin with.

23 years old. I do not really care since I was late blooming autist that did not understand how normal world worked back then.
High school was just elementary school 2.0 for me, I did not understand real world back then either, studied a lot but got shit grades anyway.
Only after that it hit that I was missing a lot and there is no full recovery. At least I have a job now but it requires me to wear my "mask" sometimes.
So I kind of regret it now but I kind if do not since I was too dumb to realise it back then. I am gonna focus on poisons, venoms and chemicals once I get my powers.

>>35311617
>didn't miss early 20s sex
>slept with 18 year old light freckle skinned island nubian goddess in late 20s
yeah I'm good thanks

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>>35323940
Teens typically have more energy and are more eager to try new things. I like that they can be super skinny and still be soft in the right places.

>>35324078
Jesus that picture.

>>35323287
is that your gf? any more pics?

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>>35324096
What about the picture? You don't like it?

>>35324113
No it's my highschool oneitis. That isn't my dick.

>>35323590
A girl that cute and young looking being a sex worker jambles my johnnies, I realize my hypocrisy but it still bothers me.

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>>35324078
wew lad.

what the fuck are they putting in the chicken these days?

>>35324170
How old is she? originali

>>35324180
>A girl that cute and young looking being a sex worker jambles my johnnies, I realize my hypocrisy but it still bothers me.

she's over 18, she can be on seeking arrangements if she wants

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>>35324182
estrogen in the water to feminize the population and make them more submissive

>>35318540
>major tuck United parcel services
>mext time
jesus

>>35324259
I'm not saying otherwise but it doesn't sit well with me and if she were my daughter I'd be pretty broken even though she's okay, not actually breaking the law and all of that.

People like me didn't live to their early-mid 20s centuries ago, they died in war or got shived by cutthroats.

>>35324268
at dinner last night, my dad said that he has been claiming for decades that something was going into the chicken/milk in america to make girls develop quicker and to make men more feminine.

my mom confirmed that he was saying that shit back in the 70s. how did he know so long ago? was he an original /pol/ack?

>>35311648
Expectation:
>experience
>full of fantasies
Reality:
>has layed there like a dead fish while getting fucked by Chad
>fantasizes about getting fuck by Chad

>>35319140
If she's middle class, she wouldn't be doing this.

>>35324170
interesting. How did you get that picture?

>>35324441
>If she's middle class, she wouldn't be doing this.

you would be surprised, they use the money for shoes and clothes and stuff. They get off on fucking men for money

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>>35324352
I'm convinced we just didn't notice how developed girls were when we were 13-15.

The older we get the more refined our taste gets. Either that or we just look at young girls and get jealous or sad that we didn't do as much as we should have done back then.

>>35324562
>Porn Performer
Sounds like a weird title to give a woman. Just call her a roastie and be done with it.

>>35324555
>no other sizes of this image found
MOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS

>>35311617
A 15 year old tried to hit on me the other day, it's never too late

>>35324555
Kids suck at blowjobs, it just feels like your tip is wet you liar. Nice ass though, moar

>>35311617
I've been with my grill since I was 18 and she was 16. Both virgins. We took each other's virginity. I've had teen sex and I'm still having early 20's sex with the love of my life. At least you guys get to be wizards though.

I did not miss it and I feel like shit anyways.

>you might have sex with some dried up 35 year old hag though, Hurray!!

sure at our age a 35 yr old seems like an old hag but would she seem that way to a 35 year old man?

>>35325159
>sure at our age a 35 yr old seems like an old hag but would she seem that way to a 35 year old man?

yes desu senpai

>>35318833
Pic hit too close to home

>>35320018
>move to Japan
>american cops come to Japan and arrest you

>>35325189
are you a 35 year old man

>>35320583
>>Young girls don't know how to fuck/inexperience and its awkward. So you don't miss out on much.
that's kinda the point anon. By the time you're a wizard every girl is already experienced, and they don't want anything to do with a guy who's not, there's less than nothing in it for them. Your teen years are the only time when it's acceptable to be awkward and inexperienced in bed.

>>35325159

There are plenty of great women over 30. Problem is if they are worth the ground they're standing on they are long taken. Older women don't like to be single and if she is there is likely a very good reason why.

>>35311617
young is more attractive but jfc are they worthless and annoying

>>35324555
trips of truth. I hope you have fun in jail.

>>35325321
There's also the problem that once they're in their 30s women tend to start being in a hurry to have kids. Which is bad news if you aim to avoid doing that.

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>>35314260
>Luckily for us
>The inverse being the ability to pull at any age without making money just because you have tits and a vagooby
>Luckily

:thinking:

i lost my virginity to a 17 year old when i was 26

it's never too late robots

>>35312859
fucking physics man

>>35319933
are you also underage? what the fuck

>>35311617
What exactly am I missing out on?

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>tfw you found the perfect qt virgin girl and fucked it all up

>>35327941
I thought I found this but it turns out she's an ogre

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I had sex with teenage girl once.
She was a virgin. I came inside her w/o a condom.
She said she was 18 but in retrospect I think she may have lied about her age.
Cut off all contact with her after that.

>>35311617
teen sex was actually pretty terrible though

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It makes me feel kinda sad that I completely missed out from such experiences. It makes me feel angry and bitter that my supposed future wife is going to be someone who has done it all with teen Chad years ago.

I'm probably going to have to marry someone stretched out sloot who doesn't even see me as special. My heart says this is ok, but my soul says "DON'T FUCKING DO IT MAN! DON'T DO IT! BEING WIZARD IS BETTER THAN BEING KEK!!"

The other option is that I really do stay as wizard and concentrate on science.

>>35324292
Well, I was drunk and on my tablet so sorry.

>>35328618
it's true i've had better orgasms from older women, but teenage girls are just so much more undeniably beautiful

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>>35311617
DELETE THIS
original commetdgsfdsh

>>35319177
Eggman is an ugly normalfag. Learn that.

16 is legal where i am. how do find cute 16 year olds to fuck me

>>35315620
Try anime cons, girls into shota and loli.

>>35329356
hang around outside high schools

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>start dating 17 year old while 18
>sex is awkward at the start but gets good after a few weeks
>she comes out as a lesbian 4 years later
>ask out old family friend
>turns out she is a lesbian
>get crush on girl from work
>find out she's a lesbian before i ask her out

It's like when women realise they can't rely on a man they suddenly become an interesting person with hobbies and goals outside of getting a man and starting a family.

Or they come extremely bitter and hateful and overcompensate to try and 'prove' they are equal or superior to men.

i feel like i'm doomed to only ever been attracted to non obvious lesbians.

>>35313349
i want to fucking kill myself.

i had two friends in high school and i know they experienced something just like this with each other when we were all 16.

I was the one who had to miss out and become a neet recluse.

now here i am, a 25khv with nothing.

fucking hell i need to just hurry up and do it.
i found out how to get a gun.
i can do my security license.
it includes firearm training.
i can get a gun from doing a one week short course.
i'm so fucking close.

>>35325159
>sure at our age a 35 yr old seems like an old hag but would she seem that way to a 35 year old man?

From the perspective of a 40 year-old wizard, I'd say 25 year-olds look quite young, 30's year-old can look young-to-mature with a lot of individual variability. Mid 30's definitely look a bit aged though, even though they're still younger than I am.

>>35330229
i'm 29 and sadly i find mid 20s women to be markedly, like an order of magnitude, less attractive that girls in their mid teens.

i really hope this goes away because honestly one of the major things stopping me from seeking a relationship is that i'm so much more less attracted to women my own age, and significantly younger girls are simply out of the question.

>>35311617
>How does it feel knowing you have forever missed out on teen sex?
>and you will probably miss early twenties sex aswell
I didn't miss out on it. I fucked a cute 16 year old when I was 19, and god damn it was good.

I'm 28 now though and haven't had sex in years.

>>35323652
The plot of leon the professional lmao pretty much

I really fucking wish I could care about this shit but what is the fucking big deal ?It's just sex, I can just fap if I want. You know, it's now something of an achievement, missing out on teenage sex I mean.
Besides, I unironically believe 2D>3D

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>>35322777
Saved your pic. Also, Fantastic digits man. Proud of you.

>>35311617
I will quite literally never have sex, even if I have a chance. I will become the most powerful lich in the history of mankind

>>35320445
>being a religion cuck
>taking the easy way out through delusion

no thanks

I'm 22 turning 23 and have a qt 18 year old GF. I did it anons, so can you.

>>35332119
how did you meet her nigger?

>tfw didn't miss out on teen sex
Like, holy shit. Now that I think about it, there were moments there that will never be possible again, and it was like one of the most delightful things I've ever experienced. I loved the person I had it with, too. (I mean, there was more than one, but the others don't stand out.) It wasn't just simpleminded pleasure. It was really, like, a delightful, intellectually stimulating, wholesome and innocent experience that I honestly feel like a better person for having had.

With regard to all of you, I don't know what to say, maybe try going gay? Try not to miss out, please.

>>35324352
>chicken/milk
This doesn't explain me being a tranny at all. I'm vegan.