why not just steal a gf? basements dont seem to be something you guys are in short supply of..
>>35310524
What happens when I eventually knock her up?
>>35310666
you dun goofed. birth control or the new fangled vasectomy they got now
>>35310524
She might be cute and fun to have as a fuck toy at first but then you'll have to bathe and clean her, not to mention clean up her poop.
>>35310524
Then I would have to feed them and install tons of security. Sounds like work that will eventually fail.
>>35310899
>getting a chestlet mini boy over a cowtit booty bashing queen