TINDER GENERAL

>>35308864
>make tinder account
>put all the best photos of yourself on
>follow all the wisdom on how to make a good profile, what kind of pics/bio to have etc.
>swipe right to every grill you see
>3 weeks in and still no matches
tfw

I don't have a kikebook, pretty much only reason why I'm not

>>35308864
nobody ever takes pictures of me

>>35308864

I'm a short ugly Indian wizard. Also they wouldn't let me validate my phone number so I can't even taste rejection on there.

>>35308975
this
I cant make a profile I have no pictures

>>35308864
kys you 18 y/o faggot

>>35308941
>swipe right to every grill you see

Your first mistake. Tinder has an algorithm that essentially makes you appear less often if you swipe right too much.

Be selective like fuck.

>>35309124
It only applies to the bottom percentage of men who don't get matches in the first place, it's to weed out the regectedfrom tinder pool, I swipe right on EVERY single girl I see and I get 20-30 matches every single day

>>35308941

You're probably making a common mistake. Did you forget to be a tall/handsome/white guy first?

Happens all the time. Noob mistake. Don't sweat it.

>>35308941
man i put one picture of my face and no bio and i got 3 matches that all messaged me in a day then i never went back because i have autism
how disgusting could you possibly look

>>35308864
>make tinder account
>move to large american city
>change style and hair completely
>take new pics
>no non-bot matches
>get tinder plus
>use boost while in city
>no non-bot matches

this thing is useless

>>35309308

You must be way above average. Does you autism come with a complete lack of self awareness as well?

>>35309308
you probably got bots
if they say just "hi", chances are they might be a bot
but that's also the level of effort women put into on tinder and dating so idk

>>35309358
maybe but i always thought i was average looking
>>35309391
no they were real i recognized one of them from when i was in high school

>>35309391
Why are these bots even on there?

>>35309408
Just shut the fuck up already you stupid Chad.

I connected with people i know hell no im outt

I need some tips for pictures. I dont have any friends to get pictures with, but i'm self aware enough not to be taking selfies and mirror pictures

>>35309416
they either get you to go to camwhore streams or they want you to message them on kik or skype where they hold your pics and info ransom unless you pay them off

>>35309416
fuck you im a khv

>>35309438

How would they "hold you ransom" unless you send them nudes? Also who is such a Chad they have good pics to send of them naked?

>>35308941
it could be a glitch, sometimes i get 0 matches sometimes i get 10

>>35309465

Also why would anyone have Kik or Skype? I don't understand the point of these.

>>35309436
get your mom to take some candid pics of you about the house

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Anyone else remember the guy from pic related?

Has anyone heard from him? Is he still with Isabella?

Did he make it?

>be me
>match with women on tinder
>no response
>repeat ad infinitum
I've been on three months and still haven't gotten a date

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>>35309730
try being interesting irgonobitch

>>35309982
But how do I do that? What should I put in my bio?

I don't have many recent pictures of myself and I don't want to take selfies
So my profile contains only three pictures (including a memey one where I have a lolipop in my mouth and it's written SUCC)
My bio is also filled with 4chan slang

>>35308864
Because I want a woman that I will stay with for years and eventually marry, not a stupid whore.
I don't care about sex

>>35310984
how are you this self-unaware?

I have tried, I do not get matches.

>>35308864

Don't have Facebook.

Don't have any pictures of myself

Don't want to make a fake one and be seen by people that knew me at school.

feels sad man.

>>35308975
>>35309013
this is exactly my problem. How can you get good pictures with friends without making it super staged, or is that the only way?

you guys understand that this is just advertising for tinder right?
unlike the subway threads, this ISNT ironic

>>35311016
I kid you not
I actually get matches and have had two dates with two different girls
I stopped talking to the first one because she was uninteresting and embarassed me several times
The second added me on facebook but she's taking an awkwardly long time to answer my last message

i'm still far from losing my khv status
I should really get better pictures

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Tinder is the number one confidence breaker.

Bots wont even swipe right at me.

>>35311227
I'm more interested in your bio

guys, i'm trying to make a troll account
what are some good places to find chad instagram accounts i can steal pictures from?

>>35312034
just search google for rich, handsome, or whatever instagrams you'll get about a gorillion clickbait list articles.

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>>35312034
I had the same thought, and set up a facebook account and everything using pic related but Tinder is so fucking retarded it fails everytime I try to get it to send me the verification code

>>35308864
VERPISS DICH DU SCHEI? NORMALFAG!

>>35309465
they try to get personal information out of you by pretending to be interested and wanting to add you to exchange nudes
then when they get them or some kind of personal information on you, they threaten to make it public unless you pay

like the skype resolvers that abuse skype's interface to get your IP and charge you to keep people from getting your IP or ddosing you

Every single girl you're talking to is ugly as fuck

I'd rather die a KHHV than lower my standards to that fucking level

>>35312218
I usually just search in "hottest guys from [insert random european country here]"

Did sushi bro ever post any full vids? If not, why not?

>>35312218
Have you tried an online SMS service?

>>35312034
@nexgencrusher on instagram

>>35312322
Yep, just says it failed while requesting a token every time

I used tinder last year but never got any matches.

My problem with tinder was that there werent any fatties. I'm a big guy 4u so I only swipe right on fatties but I couldnt find that many.

I matched with a horny girl that ended up revealing to me she was actually 15. She wanted to meet up but I never went farther than getting her to say pervy shit. I did the right thing, right guys??

>>35312460
would have been legal in sweden

Ok faggots, listen up. Getting tinder bitches to match with you really isn't that hard. Here is my advice:

No selfies. You look like a giant homo if you put selfies in your tinder bio. Honestly unless you're a woman/gay you shouldn't have any selfies in your profile. Also no mirror pics/ shirtless pics. Even if you look like a chad unless you're on the beach in the pic you'll only match with low quality hoes. Mirror pics just look like you wanted to take a normal pic but you have no friends to take them of you.

That's all the advice I have. If youre not hideous and you do this you'll probably start getting more matches.

>>35312574
I have friends but they never take pictures of me
wat do ?

>>35312574
I got plenty of cute girl matches with selfies

>Mirror pics just look like you wanted to take a normal pic but you have no friends to take them of you.
Well, yes, I don't have any friends at all.

>>35312574
>No selfies
>No mirror pics

Then wtf do we put on it

>>35312863
>>35313245
Buy a tripod, camera and photograph yourself.

Do color grading and cropping and shit for maximum tryhard points

>>35309675
Yea has he followed up?

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>>35312460
>he cant legally fuck 15 year olds

>>35313268
That is so fucking gay and over the top

I've been thinking about just using a professional photographer

>>35308975
>>35309013
>>35311120

Just give up. This being a problem signifies that your life is already too fucked up for women to want to have anything to do with it. Say you do manage to get a good picture - do you really think women are going to want anything to do with someone who has no friends and never does anything other than sit in his arcane tower and practice being a wizard?

This world isn't for you, it's for Chad.

>be 5/10
>match with divorced 5/10
>talk every day all day for a week
>lots in common
>she asks what my favourite sex position is
>meet up for a drink
>text next day
>nowhere near the response rate
>"Sorry was busy lol"
>next day get a message that she's only looking for friends


Please kill me. Please. Someone have mercy and end me....

>>35312574
That's horrible advice , you can literally do and put whatever you want in your profile, just bee urself

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>>35313418
i dont want a gf from tinder retard i want to fuck sluts
i look like pic related btw

I'm afraid of the constant rejection and want a gf, not a quick fuck.

Also low confidence in my looks.

>>35313436
Yeah that works for you because you're attractive dumbass

>>35313408
But those pictures always look fake as fuck

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>6'3"
>white
>normie hobbies
>somehow /fit/
>square jaw and hollow cheeks
>make 4 times the average income of my city
>virgin
>0 matches on tinder in 12 days
Not even a bot, 0 matches

What the fuck am i supposed to do?

>>35313584
You're leaving something out faggot

>>35313584
Post the tinder pic you use

>>35313682
Not on r9k no.

First one was me at a party
Second one was with some friends ( including female friends )

I used Tinder once and discovered that there's nothing but warpigs in my state.

Fuck North Carolina.

>>35308864

Who else here has matches but can't bring themselves to message? I have tried to message girls a few times and each time they literally just don't respond. I am attracted to some of the other matches that I have but I don't want to be ignored or look desperate.

>>35308864
It only works if you're physically attractive.

Dating a girl I met on tinder now. She's not as hot as the girls I'm used to being with but she's a fucking firecracker in bed and smart as fuck

Even robots can do it

>>35308975

>Have no friends so nobody takes pictures of me
>Try to take a selfie
>Look and feel like a fucking idiot standing in front of my bathroom miror taking a photo alone

There is no winning

>>35314329
>Getting a date
You were never a robot to begin with

>>35313584
How old are you?

Fuck off robot this comment shouldn't get blocked.

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>Swipe 100 or so girls
>2-4 matches
>Half are bots
>Half just don't reply to the initial message

Am I doing something wrong

Why do these people swipe and then proceed to say nothing

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>>35314413
25
Idk
Maybe i'll go to belgium and fuck a prostitute in Bruxelles.

>>35314616
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/5wnvmo/profile_review_week_of_february_28_2017/

I thought top comment there was you, a lot of similarities.

if it actually was you then just follow the given advice

i don't have facebook, and i won't cave now to Zuckerjew for the tinder Jew.

>>35308864
I don't have a single good picture of myself and I don't know how to take one.

>>35314699
It's not, i never posted on reddit.

The problem is that I have to put myself up there, as if I don't feel judged enough.
I couldn't deal with all those shallow people deciding with a single picture if you're worth anything or not to them.
I can't do tinder or any dating application, don't have enough confidence for it.

>>35314729
>I don't have facejew, and i won't jew now to Jewjew for the tinderjew.


>jew.