Fucking civvies

>>35308560
wow ur so cooI

>>35308560
oh so you dont do anything useful, just a welfare queen.

get bent

>>35308560
/airforce/ thread
I am fucking miserable in the AF. Stationed at langley right now. One of the worst places to get stationed. just got BAH so things are improving. Only 1.8 more years and I'm out! What about you? Where are you stationed? Are you happy?

>>35308642
oh boo hoo, bany welfare queen dont likey military. booooohoooo

>>35308597
dude shut the fuck up you have no idea.
>"Oh you're air force? lol fake military"
What branch did you serve in again? get fucked my man you've got no clue what life is like in here. If there is one job that makes you work for your money it's being in the military no matter what branch or career.

>>35308688
none because im not a loser who had no options out of high school

>>35308688
lol so fucking insecure this one. how pathetic welfare queen.

ask previously stated, get bent.

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>>35308642
I'm at Keesler, still in Tech School. I'll be going to Mountain Home, ID soon though. I like it so far, and am doing well enough for myself.

Gonna become a grunt in a few months wish me luck

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>>35308560

relevant OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uq73PZ4nzE

>>35308688
Why are chair force faggots so sensitive? You goys are like the college kids of the military

t. Armyfag

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>tfw computer engineering degree
>tfw civilian contractor for the military
>tfw better pay than most armycucks
>tfw no uniform
>tfw no bootcamp
>tfw no other military bullshit
>tfw smoke as much weed as i want
>tfw runaway military industrial complex shovels money out the door as fast as it can without even looking at where it's going

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>>35308668
>haha I really showed that guy on the internet MOOOOOM WHERE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETSSS

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>>35308560
>Civie: So how do you feel about Donald trump being your boss ? XD

>>35308754
That'd be the perfect time to say your approval of him just to fuck with them. It'd be pretty funny honestly.

>>35308747
I do the same thing, minus the weed bc I am an adult

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>>35308720
>look at how the roaches anger at my posts! veteran or military member, it matters not! They are all roaches for me to crush!

>Internet arguments won: 3

>>35308747
Now imagine being subservient to these morons. It's torture.

>>35308754
I mean he'll probably pay me more than Hillary would have, and that's all I need from him. He's probably gonna send me to Iraqistan though

>>35308824

i mostly do it just to spite army cucks

>hurr durr im so DISCIPLINED thats why i need a superior officer to always tell me which way to piss and let the state tell me what i'm allowed to put into my body

>>35308742
Imagine the different military branches like boyfriends.
>Army: Openly abusive towards you both at home and in public

>Airforce: The rich boyfriend, in public he treats you like a princess but when you're in private slaps you around and treats you like dirt. Seriously, don't fall for the airforce meme it's a scam.

>>35309025
AF gives you the Big Blue Dick in private, while the Army/Marines gets a Green Weenie in the ass on display in public

>>35309025
>Marine Corps: Living with a gay rapist who gives you a small allowance for getting fucked and keeping everything clean. No escape. Sometimes makes good food for you.

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>>35309025

my brother is currently on some kind of exchange program with the USAF (he is canadian air force)

he says he and his squad get mocked regularly because he brings coffee to work, apparently this is considered what "the weird canadian guys do", and the USAF guys drink 2+ energy drinks per day

is this just USAF behaviour or are all americans this disgusting

>>35309104
Oh no, not just USAF. Every branch of the US military runs entirely on Motrin and Redbull/Rockstar. We couldn't function without those things. Coffee isn't strong enough.

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>>35308560

> "Woah you're a Soldier? What's it like?"

Military men get bottomed by their commanding officers 9 times out of 10.

"Did you go to Afghaniland? Did you kill anyone?"

They only want to know if you've been shipped out to fight the Jewish oil wars, or if your still being bottomed.

"So, you're like, a Private, right? My friend's dad is a Gunny, that means you have to listen to him"

You're probably servicing him desu.

"Is the Army like the movies?"

And the obvious answer is "Only like the gay porn ones".

You're a little girl OP.

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>>35309136

>i needs me a sugary drank mixed in with muh coffee or i sturt to git the shakes!

you people are so fucking revolting it makes me sick

>>35309219
nice gay fantasy there

>>35309243

That's why homosexuals are rampant in the military?

>>35309304
idk, maybe you should join and see

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>>35309136

>a days worth of caffeine mixed with 2 days worth of sugar mixed with painkiller meds

jesus fucking christ no wonder the american empire is declining

>>35308560
I heard the air farce was pretty pretentious, backstabby even

Checks out

>>35309362

You mean just like how OP joined, and saw it's rampancy when he went to the hospital for 15 anal stitches?

>>35309025
>The guard is the gay uncle that molested you and you never told anyone and you still have to visit him every now and again

>>35309104
I personally drink coffee and it's treated normally but my roommates and the people I work with all drink monsters and redbulls. That shit rots your teeth.

The military is for high school failures that have nothing going for them in life. Then the white trash and niggers think they deserve to have their ass kissed for taking their last option before working a mcjob.

>>35309456
YES IT'S FAKE, SUPERFICIAL AND IT WILL MAKE YOU THINK OF PEOPLE AS VULTURES. IT RUINED ME AS A PERSON I CAN NEVER HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THEIR ULTERIOR MOTIVES.

>>35309582
lol k. Go ask daddy for another camaro.

>>35309582
>Thanks for sending me to college mom and dad

>>35309582
I'll beat your little spoiled ass so hard. I guarantee you would NEVER say that to my face. You're so big and tough over the Internet