Who /being your own gf/ here?

>>35308083
Will you and your gf accept to do a threesome with me ?

>>35308083
I'm thinking about taking my gf (me) out to lunch today and then back to my place. We are most likely going to fuck.

>>35308344
That's really cute. I hope you (you) have a nice time.

My girlfriend (me) keeps being a bitch after I come home from wageslaving all day. I just want to play vidya, but she (me) won't stop nagging me about stupid shit I have to do. The other night I finally said "bitch I am going to take my belt off and beat your ass if you don't pipe down over there (here)". Next thing you know she (me) is quietly cooking me dinner in the kitchen. Pays to be the alpha of the house.

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yes, I even got her a valentins gift this year

I want to suck your toes.

>>35309701
>tfw trapdom fetish
>next to no chance to ever realise that

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No my gf is making me her gf

>>35308083
>Who /being your own gf/ here?
that's a great idea honestly

if you want something you shouldn't just wait around for others to bring it to you. Stop expecting women to be your gf, stop being so entitled.

Do it yourself. Be your OWN gf. I fully support this idea

>>35310421
>No my gf is making me her gf
how to get gf who does this

>>35310421
>>35310837
Interest bump originow

my qt pi gf (male (me))'s pucci was so hot last night. Stile sore from the rough bang session.

>start trying to become my own girlfriend
>turns out girls like trannies

How did that happen

>>35311273
>>turns out girls like trannies
no they dont

>>35308083
This a top kek worthy thread guys. Thank you

>>35311273
>he didn't know about lesbians

>>35311372
They like trannies a lot more than they like betas
t. tranny with a gf

>>35311372
it's not a meme.

I know, it seems completely unbelievable but for some reason it happens.

>>35310421
what do you mean? is she putting chemicals in your food or training you?

>>35308083
>trapshit
seek mental help.