/britfeel/

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>>35308012
First for posting waifus and husbandos

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Mummy just cut my hair lads

Ate kessel chips the wario of kettle chips? And if so, what are the waluigi?

>>35308089
your mummy is a poo head

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>>35308045
Bosting her lads, its a comfy sunday

>>35307978
Anything that involves the chest whether it's bench, OHP, dips, anything, is just too painful.

sunday lunch in a hour lads, not feeling it today

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>>35308045
Pack of Jelly Belly and housemate at D&D session means a 4-5 hour session of talking to myself and giggling walking around the house :)

prolly just play vidya all night though.

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Ahah funny

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Oh Sheldon haha

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been curled up in bed all day, occasionally getting up to snack

very cosy

>>35308045
here you go lad

>>35308140
not him. im doing chest today, it always hurts my shoulders after a chest day but i do enjoy chest exercises

>>35308224
when do you get up to fugg your bf

>>35308224
post pics of you and your bf fucking lad, i'm kinda horny right now

New series of top gear starting tonight lads; usual time and place.

Feeling a bit iffy today lads. Cybered with some crazy girl and it went darker than I was ready for. Should I tell her to leave me alone?

>>35308294
Le brum brum. Ebin xd. Le stig he he done say he is good at things.

>>35308240
Retract scapula on bench further and pull your shoulder blades together driving yourself into the bench. You should be able to remove your shoulders almost completely from the exercise.

>>35308266
>>35308277
>bf
w-what?

>>35308294
implying im gonna watch that shit.

>>35308071
>3 grand minimum

That's fucking shit mate. Any jobs going closer to where you live so you might get away without needing a car? Though I'm guessing you've thought about that already.

I'm the exact same though (saving all money as no friends or hobbies to spend money on). Even though I'm saving quite a bit it seems like such a slow process.

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>>35308294
>watching nu-top gear

>>35308348
its me, you just don't know it yet

had my daily apple, now its time to do nothing for another 12 hours or so

But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find

>>35308140
What about flyes? Anyway so you can do other upper body non chest exercises like pullups, curls, pushdowns?

>>35308334
yeah, i do all that. it helps a bit but then i do bench flys and that does a bit of damage. it might be because im not used to bench. only been benching for about a month. used to to do lots of push ups though

>>35308407
Maybe they'd work, but I gave up on lifting ages ago.

Always got the fucking urge to get fucked up on weed or booze. Why lads ? and how do I stop this shit.

>>35308476
When was the last time you used either?

>>35308476
I know that feeling but can't even drink at the moment because I just don't have the money

>>35308494
Booze - last night, weed and booze the night before.

>>35308301
Ahaha I'd be lying if I said I wasn't doodling at work, my doodles tend to get a bit weird though so I have to stop myself sometimes.

I''ve just rolled one with the new stuff now to test it just for you. I'll let you know when I've had it!

>>35308427
Flyes aren't necessary if they hurt drop them.

>>35308575
what else should i do ? i feel like i should be doing more than just push ups and bench for chest.

really could do with cleaning my pc lads, but really can't be bothered to unplug it all and everything

>>35308599
If your bench is shite, which I'll assume it is, it is as simple as improving your bench until you are repping well above bodyweight (assuming a normal weight). Once you're there, consider accessories (incline, flyes, dumbbell press), but until you're there they're not very important. More important is that you are doing things like OHP-that will also help with bench.

Le ebin lift things up put them down. get big and strong. play overwatch stronger xdXd

>>35308305
darker how? tell us what happend lad

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>>35308045
here you go lad. 1 waifu
>>35308531
what do you mean by weird,how weird do they get, is it lewd weird or just crazy stuff
interest fully piqued now lad
you've got to show 1, if you're comfortable doing so.
pleeeeeeeeeeease

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to this Lazy Sunday?
What's for Sunday Din Dins?

Hope you're all doing well and you've had a great day so far!


Anybody watched Star Trek Beyond and know if it's better than Into Darkness?

>>35308761
Ahaha nah not lewd stuff, just weird I guess, like drawing fruits with faces and stuff. If I remember I'll take a stealthy pic of my notepad at work tomorrow.

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>>35308777
was pushing anons part of your plan!?

>>35308738
Some lass from the West Country who was touched by her grandad. She could only get off thinking about that. I dunno, fantasy's one thing but when it actually happened it felt pretty wrong. Like I might turn her more crazy or do some kind of damage.

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>>35308808
Of course... Dr. Shipman refused our offer in favour of yours, I had to find out what he told you.

>>35308777
Blessed by Kek today lad.

I'm having a chili.

>>35308676
>it is as simple as improving your bench until you are repping well above bodyweight

thanks for the advice. i think this will take me like a year and i kinda want to get a better looking chest as of right now. i want my lifts to get better but i also want to get a good looking chest. most of my body is decent apart from chest. i will probably carry on doing flys but i will just do it light so it doesent hurt me. and yeah i do ohp.

i think my problem is that i went from doing light weights as part of a boxing work out to doing a proper weight routine and my. my body hasnt adjusted to it yet.

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>>35308777
making my own sausage curry... thinking about putting some dark chocolate into it... might be mental but might be nice.

>>35308089
Jealous mine needs cutting but i have to suffer through someone else doing it

>>35308901
I would love some of your sausage curry :^)

How do you avoid telling your boss where your new job is?

>>35308973
don't think you can lad, what if you had a non-compete not that they should mean anything

>>35308224
get a hold of yourself you fat mess

>>35308777
floundering with my project that's due in a couple of weeks, my group all assumed i was the cleverest so gave me the hardest part and i dont understand it at all

gonna make a big pot of mash tonight to make myself feel better though

>>35308777
Roast dinner tonight, got some brownie pie for pudding later

>>35308873
Ooh are you making it yourself?
I think the only chilli I've had was chilli con carne and that was years ago.
Really want some now!

>>35308901
Dark chocolates a bit risky, maybe when you plate it you can leave some sauce in your pan and cook a little bit with it so you can test it for next time!
Hope it's yummy either way!

>>35308953
what did he mean by this post exactly?

Is the new Dragonball any good lads?

>>35309010
Oh damn that sounds stressful, are you comfortable asking your group for help?
Sounds like you have some time left though so that's good!

Enjoy your pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL6f8ENJm5k

>>35309018
Can't beat the classics, hope you enjoy anon!

>>35308973
Just leave and don't turn up on Monday

>>35309019
Chili con carne aye, get a bit of rice going, tortillas, cheese, guacamole, soured cream.

Made from scratch except bought stock rather than made it myself this time, just to give it a bit more umami flavour. The beef coupled with the fried onions, refried beans and slow-reduced tomatoes is looking good. Bit of chili powder, a little cayenne and a dash of Henderson's Relish. It's turned out great, which is a blessing.

Lads, what do we all think of Doctor Who? After getting a bit snooty with it in recent years, I've gone back and watched a few comfy Eccleston episodes and remembered what I used to love about it.

Paul McGann is my favourite Doctor.

>>35308777
check them sexy sevens
fruits with faces sounds breddy cool desu.i get what you mean about stealth pics, i'm not meant to have my phone at work but still do, t.b.h it's fucking boring without something to distract me
i keep meaning to get started with the loomis PDFs i've got, i need to get some supplies ordered and start doodling stuff from those in a sketchpad
not sure what's for din dins, not really hungry been snacking all day, might just keep snacking and have crisp butties and cadbury mini rolls, think i've some ice pops and ice lolies for pud pud as well

>fleece
>bleached baggy jeans with tears in
>cheap sneaks

Is Dee Dee /ourguy/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg

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Reminder not to worry lads, if you're having trouble eventually a woman might let you raise her kids

>>35309114
used to like it. my favorite doctor was eccleston. i found david tenant to be a bit too too silly. havent properly watched it since being about 15 but i have re watched some of the earlier espidoes a couple of times. my problem with doctor who is that its too child oriented. the stories can be great but i cant take a show serious when the protagonists are adult while the show is very pg friendly.

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Lads, I've never been a chippy.
Do you just ask for medium fish and chips with vinegar or what?

>>35309169
>ywn play Overwatch with Limmy
bad feel

>>35309259
Depends where you live, if it's by the coast go one size higher.

>>35309259
Fish & chips please

They'll ask if you want vinegar. No size

>>35308901
chilies and choc go together. not sure on the quantities though, but might as well give it a bash
i've experimented with fruits and different food. apple n pig obviously. but blueberries and in a bacon and apple salad are nice.
did swordfish with thinly sliced nectarine and white wine, wrapped up in a tin foil parcel in the oven. that was nice

>>35309249
lol it does seem true the meme that women spend their youth fucking chad and when they are old and used up they will settle down with someone career oriented

i cant wait until they bring out robot women

>>35309259
chip buttie in the north or medium fish and chips
chips with curry sauce in the south
always lots of salt and vinegar

>>35309169
>cheap sneaks
it's not nice to call the scottish that lad, no bully

>>35309259
>Pizza crunch supper please
That's all senpai.

>>35309080
Their parts are all pretty simple so none of them are struggling with them so i'd feel a bit stupid asking them for help, also i'm not convinced any of them could help me much anyway

>>35309100
guac is the true patrician choice

>>35309259
unless you particularly want a small portion dont bother asking about size, they should ask if you want salt and vinegar, id also reccomend getting mushy peas but thats just me

>>35309259

How the fuck have you never been to a chippy?

>>35309259
>Lads, I've never been a chippy

when did you move here and where are you from?

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>>35309249
>Reddit
>Not even once
>desu

>>35309355
Over half a year ago, from Iran.

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>>35309302
>lol it does seem true the meme that women spend their youth fucking chad and when they are old and used up they will settle down with someone career oriented

This is Ruth.

Ruth is 35 and has slept with around 200 men.

Ruth is currently having a huge existential crisis because she's realised she's damaged good and no one wants to wife her.

Ruth spends her time complaining about not being able to find a good man and hanging out with girls ten years younger than her.

Ruth seems to have accepted she's never going to have children and has bought a dog.

This is the future of all the sluts you know.

Would you rather:
>Be a virgin indefinitely
>Settle down with a single mum later in life (she won't have kids with you but you will get pity sex occasionally)

>>35309383
cool. hope you enjoy your chippy. i recommend getting a jumbo sausage and a tray of chips.

>>35309423
be a virgin, if she isn't having my kids then I might as well just be virgin because it's basically the same endgame

>>35309114
david eccleston is great. i stopped watching when matt smith became the doctor. i couldn't fucking stand him

>>35309383
What made you come over? How you finding it so far?

>>35309418
Mate the wall meme is somewhat true but you're kind of delusional if you believe that. The reality is that most hot girls can be promiscuous in their youth and still settle down at 25-30. The ones who don't are either
>Not actually that attractive
Or
>Actually insane with abnormally high expectations
Who you're describing does exist but isn't as common as you make out.

>>35309418
yeah, this meme seems true. i bet ruth could get a fella is she had an interesting personality but we all know that stacies are typically boring

>>35309430
gravy's a must with sausage and chips lad
also, can i suggest getting 2 sausage, sometimes for me 1 is not enough

>>35309355
Polska, moved 9 years ago, been here half my life.
Just always ate at home really.

>>35309423
Rather be a rich virgin, obviously.

>>35309477
curry sauce > gravy

theres a girl who does my course that i had a pretty nice chat with one time and whenever she sees me on campus she smiles and says hello, I've seen her pass people she knows better than me and greet them with far less warmth
do you think it means anything? I always consider messaging her on facebook but she has quite a lot of friends on my course so I don't want them to all thing I'm a creep
any advice lads?

>>35309418
i want to save that pupper

>>35309537
Just message her, make up a reason like asking her about the course.

>>35309537
Look up how to install spycams

>>35309537

just dont bother lad, if i was in your shoes i wouldnt bother, too much risk

>>35309259
>>35309430
also ask for scraps always

>>35309423
jokes on you

im not a virgin. losing it honestly made no difference to my life.

>>35309423
option 3:
be a rich virgin and invest in 2D and VR enjoy a life of leisure with no burdens.

My dads in the hospital with terminal prostate cancer lads.

It's as bad as it can get. He probably doesn't have long.

>>35309563
Last year when I was at a party she bought the dog with her. How shitty is that? It was loud and full of drugged up people.

>>35309472
smells roastie in here

>>35309583
But it was a hypothetical question? What are you on about lad?

>>35309537
message her. just have a normal chat with her like she is a mate. over time you will get closer to her. suggest doing something easy with her like going for a pint after speaking to her. do it for the lads.

>>35309472
>Who you're describing does exist but isn't as common as you make out.
What are you basing that on?

>>35309537
Don't bother lad. Just have a few biscuits and wait out death. Safest course desu

>>35309537
Woman can be 'nice' even when they're not interested. The only way to know what she is thinking is to escalate contact whilst together to force a reaction from her.

Woman - snakes with fucking tits, everyone of them.

>>35309611
hard to say then init lad because when i was a virgin i had a different perspective on sex.

as i a virgin i probably would of chose the second option

>>35309509
nope
my opinion>your opinion

>>35309637
not him but older women who were sluts in their youth can still partners if they are fun people. most men dont know they were sluts, and most men dont really care. people on 4chan care so much because we are jelous and bitter that they are not fucking us

>>35309580
none of the chippys near me do scraps
tfw you dont leave near the coast

>>35309637
He said
>This is the future of all the sluts you know
Sorry but it seems like wishful thinking.

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/britfeel/ made me gay

>>35309703
i don't live near the coast either. but we get bits from chippies round here

>>35309590
my original condolences

>>35309757
*prisiongay lad. Get it right.

it's dark and i have the flu

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>>35309757
ah yes, another one claimed

>>35309590
hope youre okay lad, try and be strong for your family

>>35309804
I think I graduated from that, lad

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>>35308012

I worship Elliot Rodger

Unoriginal

>>35309757
if guys in real life looked like cute anime boys then i would be gay

>>35309570
she's on my couse but we don't do any of the same modules any more so I don't really have that easy starting point

>>35309624
How do I start the conversation naturally given we've never spoken on facebook before?

>>35309647
So you think I should until I see her to try anything?

>>35309100
That sounds bloody lovely, I'm very jealous anon. You'll have to make a pot for britfeel sometime!

>>35309128
Kek gave me treble 4s yesterday too, I am truly blessed.
Yeah I'm constantly checking something on my phone, it's become an unconcious habit at this point ;_;
Bits and bobs teas are sometimes the comfiest of teas - case in point the boxing day tea with all the leftovers. Hope whatever you end up having is nice though!

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>>35309757
>>35309838
cute boys are the best desu lads.

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>>35309590
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>Anon Snr comes into the surgery
>Has discomfort in lower abdomen, and pain urinating
>Was recently confirmed to have prostate cancer
>Wants me to give him radiotherapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35309919
are you bi or gay?

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>>35308012
Smug Wojak Edition when?

>>35309824
flu is a bitch but it's better than a cold. i hope you're nice and comfy lad and hope it passes quickly

>>35309940
i would say i am bi but have never had sex with a women so who really knows.

>tfw too autismo for a bf

>>35309961
>flu is a bitch but it's better than a cold

>Flu better than cold

I'm 24 and have almost died from flu, colds are uncomfrtable at worst.

>>35309973
id fuck your boipucci lad, but thats about it

>>35309964
fair enough, lad.

orirfnfnfnf

>>35309981
woah
how did you nearly die?

>>35309961
>flu is a bitch but it's better than a cold
People constantly underestimate how fucking awful having the flu can be.

>>35309990
Can we cuddle after?

>tfw you have to live in Wigan

wake up everyday and remember i live here, gutted lads

>>35308777
Made some fried rice. It was good.

>>35309961

you best be memeing m8, ive had flu(real flu) twice as a kid and once as an adult, as a kid it put me in hospital both times, flu will fucking wipe you out laddy

>>35310067
i'd rather you make some breakfast tbqh

>>35309896
i've just found some pigs in blankets my mum got me so popping them in, decided to be a crazy mofo and had ice pops first, could have sworn i had a space rocket ice lolly somewhere as well but couldn't find it
you ever had chili cheese hotdogs. they're nice

>>35310097
Nobody's making you stay in Wigan

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>>35308045
I was planning on doing useful stuff today. That really fell through

If the police confiscated your computer right now, would you be in trouble?

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>>35308045
posting husbando

i'm straight but i'd let him turn me inside out

>>35310401
If the police confiscated my computer I'd be dead before they were down the stairs

>>35310097
Where abouts in Wigan lad?

>Try to explain to a mongoloid paki the cancerous ways of Islam
>His reply is always 'THOSE AIN'T NO REAL MUSLIMS BLUD'
>White girls who can't even spell Muhammad agree with him, pressure me to back down
Fucking love London lads. So many progressive friends to make..

>>35310401
I dunno. Do the police care about torrents? Ive downloaded so many albums, films and TV shows and books.

>>35310428
>NO BUT ALL RELIGION IS FAKE JUST LOOK AT THESE CHARTS
and you wonder why nobody takes you seriously

>>35310430
just move it to a usb stick before they take it

>>35310428
>"Oh he's so nice and friendly" muslim coworker introduces me to his wife
>She cowers away in the corner like a mouse not even speaking to anyone
I'll never understand why feminists have sided with Islam.

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>>35310401
Couldn't live with the shame of them seeing lewd section, the pigs would have to fry.

Can't wait to die desu lads. Proper looking forward to it.

>>35310485
Because women are fucked. They love being conquered by some beasts that will take what they please.

>>35310401
Yes, especially if they find the usb drive.

>>35310525
But you wouldn't know it had happened.

>>35310401
Depends if they consider my Nazi memes "hate speech"

>>35309964
>never had sex with a woman
that could change if you want, whats it worth?

>>35310546
That's the point. Won't know anything. Proper comfy.

>>35310351

cant afford to move out though

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>5-man group project that we've been "working on" since November
>got to put out a 30-60 page report, handin tomorrow
>sort organisation out 4 weeks ago, divide the pages up fairly, each got our own sections to write about, make a joint Latex document to contribute to
>I finished all my writing and formatting by last weekend
>Literally everyone else is scrambling around trying to finish their bit
>I volunteered to act as editor so I'm agitated as fuck
End it all

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>>35309896
Thanks m8. Here's how it turned out (accoutrements no photographed)

>>35310425

WN6

probsnotoriginal

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>>35310405
>not accepting that kaz is the sexist diamond dog

>>35310535
>muslim consultant comes to my bank of desks
>talks with my female line manager and coworker
>usual pleasantries
>he drops that he doesn't let his young daughter speak to boys at school
>line manager umms and ahhs
>'well that isn't a good thing to do is it'
>he death stares her and goes off about culture differences and what talking to them might do to her
>they end up smiling and agreeing with him, going along with what he says

It was like a play based on a 4chan caricature, being performed just for me.

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>>35310560
Seems like they are lad

>>35310646
WN5 here m8

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>>35310653
>the sexist diamond dog
Snake, stop hanging out with that special snowflake roastie and come hold my hand. F-for support-!

>>35309100
Sounds good mate. But aren't you into putting a few fresh habaneros in for that smoky spice?

>>35310711

I know a bloke from that end, hes in his late 40s now, when he was 18 months old his mum and dad dressed him up as a girl and entered him in a beauty contest and he won, forever known as the "prettiest girl in Winstanley"

>>35310745
I'm afraid I'm beholden to Sainsbury's for my ingredients. Can't drive.

>>35310636
I know your pain.
>supposed to be making a documentary
>editor never turns up to lectures so I can't give him the hard drive with footage on

>>35310785
They don't have them? Pretty poor show. I'm sure I've bought them from sainsburys before but I suppose it depends on the size of the shop.

>>35310759
That's fucking mad that, cheers for the story.

>>35310401
yes.
>>35310601
large chicken Donner meat and chips and one extra from the menu.

>>35310836
Yeah, not a particularly impressive one my local Sainsbury's.

Any lads near DH1?

>>35310401

No. I mean I literally have over 200 Elliot Rodger photos, loads of other documents about him, Shipman photos etc and loads of Breivik stuff, but none of that is ilelgal

Anybody in blackpool wanna meet up for a shmoke and a pancake?

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>>35310661
Bollocks. Looks like I'm deleting all my aesthetic Oswald Mosley memes then.

>>35310971
Not into Huntley at all?

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>>35310871
y-y-yes

oregano

Gir

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>come out to my colleagues
>reorganizing the stock in the stock room
>colleague comes over
>wow anon, why have you stacked the bottles like that? no need to be so ANAL *sniggers* xddd
>mfw

fuck normies

>>35311028

why bother coming out to them tho m8? why do they even deserve to know?

>>35311028
Pretty funny desu pal

I just had to do 5 captchas to post this god fucking post

Watching Dragon Ball Super. I forgot what a retard Goku is.

>>35308012
what does /britfeels/ think about white south africans?

>>35311028
>Yes, HR? I'm being workplace bullied.

>>35311073
Come home white man. Leave that stinking continent to rot.

>>35311047
because they're turbo normies, always asking about women and how much fanny they pull on their lads nights and i figured they'd leave me out of their conversations once they knew i was a fag

>>35311073

i have a thing for accents on women and the springyboppy accent is one of the most attractive IMO

Lads, /pol/ had honestly left me so triggered. They say it's satire, but I'm really not sure anymore - the level of detail about the Holocaust denial theories seems too sincere to be LARP-ing. Are they ironic or not? What really happened? Was /pol/ always so anti-Semitic?

>>35311028
Register a complaint about how they're being homophobic, that will teach them a lesson and hopefully get them sacked

>>35311098
>They say it's satire, but I'm really not sure anymore
I dont even think they know some of the time.

>>35311090
If they are homophobic then you should become sexually aggressive. Threaten to rape them if they get cheeky.

>>35311028
Bum one of them. That'll make them fear you

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>>35310990
dont act like a pussy

>>35311098
>the level of detail

Well, maybe, you know...

>>35311098
lad /pol/ has been a lost cause for fucking ages, pretty much ever since it was /new/

all you have left there now is edgy 15 year olds screaming buzzwords at each other and LARPing in their weird little echo chamber. their latest gimmick is to call absolutely everything fake news but unironically quote some literally who ''''journalists'''' on twitter that says something fitting to their beliefs

>>35311098
It was like that before /pol/ was even made, it's predecessor /new/ was the board equivalent of an indoctrination camp.

However, /britfeel/ wouldn't exist without /pol/, so I'll always have that bit of respect for the board.

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>>35311139
Nothing better than a cheeky bit of Oswald-posting

OH MY FUCKING GOD. ths reading they are giving me for uni are a right piss take. they expect me to read 40 pages on state crime in one day. kill me

>>35311152
Dont forget, literally everyone who disagrees with them is a paid shill sent by the Jewish overlords.

>>35311152
They got Trump elected. Never forget the power of memes.

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I nearly wrote "shake it all about" on my EU referendum ballot

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>>35311167
>Mosley will never be your PM and lead you into battle against the soviets alongside your german brothers

why live?

>>35311175
>>35311176
good point i shouldnt discredit them too much, they did put trump into the whitehouse with repeating digits and cartoon frogs after all

>>35311205
>Remain
>Leave
>Shake it all about

yeah well funny m8

>>35311209
mosley would have never entered a war against the soviets.

>>35311098
Any community that gets its kicks out of pretending to be idiots sooner or later finds itself swarmed by idiots thinking they're in good company.

The real turning point where I irrevocably lost any regard for /pol/ was when Moot inb4 "who?" fucked around with the board title and added music, and /pol/ chimped the fuck out and assumed he was trying to oppress and silence them. It convinced me that the entire board was made up of teenagers who haven't been around long enough to remember when he did that shit to /b/ and /v/ all the fucking time.

>>35311209
Mosley was an autistic retard.

>>35311156
so is there any truth to the denial theories do yer reckon?

>>35311236
cool sounds like i have a lot in common with him then

>>35311228
i know lad, its just a fantasy
>>35311236
any proof?

>>35311209
I have no respect for anybody who calls themselves a brit while spitting in the face of everything we fought for during world war 2

Also from the HWNDU cam footage it seems /pol/ isnt nearly as white as you'd think.

>>35311215
That's why I only nearly did it. That, and it was a serious issue.

>>35311231
>It convinced me that the entire board was made up of teenagers

Probably true. /pol/ is all about blaming other people for your shitty lot in life.

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>>35311205
>"Huh? I didn't know you were Jewish... That's alright."

>>35311247
Careful lad, it's illegal to talk like that.

>>35311260
Yeah look at the photos had had taken of himself. If he'd been alive now he'd be dressing up like Naruto and learning Japanese.

>>35311152
The word LARP always makes me chuckle to myself. It's so silly to say out loud

>>35311269
Well I'm glad you saw sense and voted leave.

>>35311247
I'm not sure, I try to entertain even the most outrageous of claims if they have evidence for it. I think the ones denying that any of it happened are clearly incorrect, but at the same time they do raise a few compelling points on some aspects.

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>>35311209
What a world that would have been.

>>35311276
always tickles my pickle when yanks start sperging out about who's white and not white, almost like they completely forget the fact they're country is almost 50% non white

>>35311231
>>35311098

wait, what? i thought people on pol are genuine right wingers, even if they are edgy 15 year olds. they seem very committed when you argue with them.

>>35311247
heres a vid to get you started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slx74zKQMc&t=28s

covers the basics

>>35310120
Glad you enjoyed it, anon!

>>35310200
Ooh noice, I think the only time I ever have pigs in blankets is on christmas.
Risky move switching pud time for dinner but I hope it's played out for you!
Magnums are the top tier ice cream.
I haven't! I'm a bit weird about foods that make a mess ;_;

>>35310639
Wew that looks bloody nice, hope it's as enjoyable as it looks.

>>35311358
it would have been pretty much the same. the soviets wouldn't have been defeated had hitler "won" the war. the country's way too big to completely defeat and take over. plus, the "degeneracy" we complain about today has nothing to do with the soviet union, considering it didn't affect them nearly as much as it did the west.

>>35311364
Plus the a lot of the white Americans are 'lesser whites' like Irish or Italian. They all act like they're pure Aryans.

there hasn't been a film night in a while. does anyone want to do one tonight?

>>35308777
Hello lenner

I'm writing. It's not going well, but it's going.

I would like to see your fruit drawings.

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who else /nightwalking/ tonight?

and no the snowy pic isnt tonight, from a few years ago just one i picked at random

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>>35311416
Good ol' pol

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>go on /brit/
>full of shameless normies
>check time
ah yes

>>35311453
The worst part is there 'le edgy nazi memes' only helps convince people that all Trump supporters are literally Hitler. That's why old dudes are getting battered for wearing Trump hats.

>>35311382
A lot of them are genuine right wingers, because they saw everyone else pretending and assumed they were sincere.

The rest of them just commit to the act.

Lads, where do you find free public speaking groups/ social help groups? Or like an anxiety group?

>>35311511
Local council website maybe? Or the library?

>>35311409
I never said any of the stuff you mentioned.
Considering most of the russian political and economic powerhouse is in the european side of russian the soviets would have been heavily cutdown.

>>35311537
will check, thanks, friend

Another thing to do with not being to tell if people are being ironic or not - one of my flatmates at uni has briefly mentioned once or twice how she doesn't believe the moon landings happened, because she was shown a piece of moon rock at a museum and it was "obviously bathroom tile". I've never bothered to seriously discuss this with her, but it really bothers me in an autistic way - can't tell if she is genuinely that moronic, or if I'm a moron for not catching on to her being ironic.

is it spergy to take a girl to a nice cafe for coffee?

>>35311644
Either way she sounds pretty insufferable.

>>35311665
Of course not. Who's the girl?

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>mom called today
Dunno why it scared me so much

>>35311665
yeah pretty autistic, just go to costa

>>35311644
listen to joe rogan if you want to be able to deal with those morons. Then you can simply go along with it and say
>oh yeah and it's weird there were no stars in the footage
etc. People like to be agreed with

>>35311665
Certainly not lad, sounds like a pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

>>35311686
>Dad phones
>yer nae talkative sone what's wrang wi ye

Mmm

>>35311665
Yea just stay inside and eat biscuits. She'll think you're a try hard if you try to spend time with her.

>>35311400
well i didn't bother with them tonight after all. realised i needed to wash a baking tray so went toad ib hole fried onions and gravy instead. will have pigs in blankets tomorrow, will nip to sainsburys after work for some beetroot smiley faces and green beans to go with them.
yeah chili cheese hotdogs are quite messy, but desu i'm a bit of a messy eater anyway. spilled a bit now, and somehow got gravy on my hands even though i used a knife and fork
i'm quite partial to a feast desu, but really love most ice cream related products. i wish i had some in :(

>>35311431
Hello Securityanon!

Are you any closer to giving us a little peak of what you're writing?
Have you come up for a name for it yet?

Any unemployed lads ere

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>>35311686
>sister calls me completely out of the blue after not talking for about 3 months
Way to make me nervous

>>35311711
>Parents call basically the same time very Sunday and we have the same awkward conversation.

>>35311711
>cousin phones
>oh heyo boyo, had any good leeks recently have we?

Mmm

>>35311667
Yeah, I've stopped socialising with her group now, pretty much killing off my first year uni social life for good at long last.

They're nice-ish (I think, although it stings when sometimes you'll hear them pre-drinking next door and heading off to the club without so much as an invitation), but can get extremely draining. The humour for me just grates and drains me - constant shouts of "YEEEEEEEE BOIIII", "YOUR NEW EMPIRE?!" and anime screeching while you're trying to eat your dinner. It's funny when you're drunk, I suppose, but when we're in the canteen I honestly wonder if they genuinely still find this shit funny, or if the laughs are more just a favour and a way to fill silence.

Either way, they must have picked up on how uncomfortable I feel around them, despite my best efforts to join in. I'm a little bit sad that they seem to have completely stopped knocking for me, but it's probably a blessing in disguise.

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>granddad asks me if I've got a bird yet
>say I haven't
>accuses me of being a shirt lifter
Fuck off, granddad

>>35311863
>he dies

you sure showed him

>>35311684
someone i used to go to school with but never spoke to, came into contact with her recently and decided to ask her if she wanted to get a coffee tomorrow

was one of them where even though she seemed quite enthusiastic about the offer i still felt like a bit of a mong

fuck it lads, coffee at 12:30 it is.. hopefully i dont spill too much spaghetti

>>35311878
I don't mean to say fuck off in an angry way. Just bitter about the remark.
He probably will die soon seeing as he's 81 with dementia and keeps forgetting to take his medication.

>>35311665
not at all find a nicee coffee shop with cakes and biscuits and stuff. will go down well

>>35311749
I've had a working title for ages, but I'm not sold on it myself. It doesn't quite capture the spirit of what I'm trying to tell.

I'd be happy to share the opening, because it's the only part I feel is refined enough to be presentable. I don't want to post it here though, because there's undoubtedly a lot of people who don't give a shit and I don't want to drag down the thread by acting like my shit's worth everyone's attention.

>>35311831
leeks? what's that

what was the last film you cried at lads?

I just watched Wild Strawberries and had a good old sob

>>35311758
iktfb

My sister ran off to America to escape a mountain of problems she made for herself over here, and every time she calls I have a miniature panic attack because I'm terrified she's going to tell me that she's irreversibly ruined another relationship with a family member.
She's caused me a mountain of grief over my life and yet I still give a shit about her. I wish I could just cut my concern for her out of my life, it'd make my time so much fucking easier.

>>35311964
Digimon Tri, today
It was a particularly moving scene because the characters knew it was coming and wanted to do their favourite activities one last time before they went away forever.

>>35311964
Cant cry. Meds wont allow it.

>>35311924
is it try hard of me to offer to pay for her drink when it comes down to it? i know some women see that type of thing as a belittling gesture, but i imagine others would think im a tight twat if i didnt even offer to buy her a 4quid coffee

>>35312010
Don't EVER buy a woman a drink. It used to be okay but not since the incident. Last time I tried it a crack squad of feminists bolted through the door and pelted me with tear bombs.

>>35311986
My sister hasn't done anything like that but the last time she called me out of the blue she'd broken up with her boyfriend. Luckily I didn't have to listen to an hour of her whining.

>>35312010
>>35311886
reading these made me remember why i have fuck all to do with women, absolute chore. why can't we just be like them animals on david attenboroughs planet earth that just have to flap their wings and turn colourful enough that a female cant help but fling her self onto of his cock

>>35312090
That is the case. Only the peacocks are chads and the feathers are strong jaws and expensive things

>>35312010
She'll expect it so depending on the cafe setup:
>ask what she wants, then go to the cashier and order
>pay for the bill discreetly on your way to the toilet before leaving

rec me your favourite films, /britfeel/

>>35312221
Thomas and the Magic Railroad

>>35312010
i don't think it's try hard but she may put a fight and try to pay for her own

>>35312239
seen it lad, great stuff

>>35312221
>In Bruges
>Snatch
>LOTR FOTR
>The Raid: Redemption
>Anchorman

In that order

>>35312221
Depends what kind of film you're after. Never really had a favourite film

>>35312221
>Casablanca
>Children of Men
>umm...Brick, maybe?

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>>35312221
12 Angry Men is bretty gud

>>35312288
What a pathetically small mug

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>>35312221
This classic movie about racial tensions in 1950's America

>>35312221
Dragonball Z: Lord Slug (Cartoon Network dub)

>>35312221
Blade Runner
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
Lawrence of Arabia
The Prestige
Paprika
The Blues Brothers

>>35312010
Buying her a coffee is totally normal if you are the one who invited her out.

Buying her a fancy dinner or a big load of 10 quid cocktails is try-hard.

>>35312221
>Event Horizon
>Re-Animator
>Grand Budapest Hotel
>Weird Science

Been told my taste in films is shit though, so don't take my word for how good these are.

>>35312395
Whoever told you that you have shit taste in films can suck a fat one, lad. Those are all cracking.

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Until fairly recently i thought the term 'dirty protest' just meant to not shower or tidy up your room

>>35312221
Kind Hearts and Coronets, Bridge Over the River Kwai, Zulu, The Ladykillers. The Lavender Hill Mob is pretty decent too

Female friend(ish) on fb just posted about Emma Watson's 'muh feminismbut also boobs'. Commented that the wage gay isnt real. Will let you know if I get any decent reply.

>>35312424
It means to poo on your enemies

>>35312424
You havnt told anyone you're doing a dirty protest because you thought that, right?

>>35312465
[crying autistic pepe]
N-no...

>>35312450
I don't care lad

I'm tired of this constant chain of bear-baiting retaliatory shit, it's like secondary school drama, everyone gets more and more angry and nothing gets resolved

>>35312450
Where can I sign up to this gay wage?

>>35312328
Post yours big man

>>35312450
>the wage gay isnt real
Is that like the easter bunny?

who goes to whetherspoons here?

>>35312631
Yep. Once a week with my granddad and brother.

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>>35312659
>tfw I'll never have a pint with my granddad
Shame that one is dead and the other used to be an alcoholic

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I have been lifting for 2 years solidly and I still have pathetic measly lifts. What is even the point. The entire thing is a fucking meme

Every couple hours I will suddenly shake my head back and forth very quickly
Im not sure why I do this and cant tell when im going to do it
Do I have some sort of condition?

>>35312680
Sorry to hear that anon. I should rent out my granddad. He's 84 but still 100% independent and can drink me under the table.

>>35312686
What's your body look like? Also routine/diet?

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>>35312631
Occasionally.
Why are their plates such a meme?

>>35312680
>tfw all of my grandparents were dead before I was born

>>35312734
I barely remember my granddad that died. I was 8 when he passed and all I remember is him staying in his workshop and smoking.

>>35312686
Well, how much are your lifts?

>>35312719
My ex alcoholic grandad is 81 and has dementia. He can't even remember me properly. He's nicknamed me lofty because he can't remember my name. Feels bad.

>>35308379

Yeah mate saving takes ages and when capital is low, the last thing you wanna do is take risks.

A moderately wealthy person can invest a large sum like it means nothing to them. The rich get richer is no meme - it's exponential growth if you aren't a big spender.

Last day of NEETdom lads, worrying stuff

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>>35312729
>>35312766
4 day split Upper lower.
bench 175lbsx5
squat 242x5
Deadlift 300lbsx5
Ohp 110lbsx5
@6ft 167lbs

>>35312826
University? job?

>>35312791
>He's nicknamed me lofty
Are you tall? My granddad has made it clear he expects us to kill him if he ends up like that.

>>35312828
You look better on the left?

>>35312836
Entering the world of wagecucking. Tried to flop my interview to stay on bennies but they still managed to fucking hire me. I'm sure it's some sort of inside scheme by the job centre to get me off bennies

>>35312846
yeah that's me now right is 130lbs

>>35312837
I'm only 6 foot but he's about 5'9"
My mum was only just put in charge of sorting out my parents finances and such if it gets really bad. She's really stressed about it especially seeing as her sister who lives really close is causing more problems with her midlife crisis.

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>>35312288
fix'd 4 u

>>35312837
Dont blame him m8, worked in an old person care home for a while and met people like that, Dementia is fucked up

>>35312893
Dementia is fucking terrible to see happen to a loved one.

>>35312680
>tfw my granddad could out drink most people but didn't like drinking.
One year at a christmas get together he was sat around the table with the other men of the family playing cards and drinking and they eventually all conceded to my gramps

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>>35308045
posting my latest waifu

I love her (him?) with all my heart

>>35312875
You look good whats your height? Post face

>>35311746
Oooh I haven't had toad in the hole in ages. Hope it was thick gravy, none of that pansy watery stuff.

Kinda want a 99 flake now.

>>35311949
Aww I don't think it would come across that way at all if I'm honest with you.
If you boil it down that way then no-one should care about any post, if anything if you add something it makes your post more valuable!

>>35311964
Rewatched Big Fish recently ;_;

>>35312221
Goodfellas

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>>35312862
So what exactly are you doing?
>ESA/full housing here, what bennies were you on?

>>35312888

The mug is literally pushing the boundaries of Dean's reality

>>35312875
Whats your name? How old are you?

just posting to see if im un-banned, got barred from /int/ lads ;_;

>>35312680
my granddad on my mums side died before i was born and my grandad on my dads side ive never met and he lives in fiji

also my great grandad died last month.

>>35312938
I was just on job seekers lad, trying to prolong being NEET until I start uni in September, I'm working checkouts in a supermarket, it'll be shit but I have a good mate that works there so it might be okay

some of my weights are starting to get rusty. does it matter?

>>35312955
>>35312910
Settle down thirsty lads.

why do people try to talk to me

people at work
hookers

just leave me alone

>>35312992
Haha you're funny. But seriously answer the questions.

>>35311949
I'd also like to see your writing, if you'd like a critique from someone who makes his living from writing.

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>>35312944
>>35312888
>mfw I used to drink Frosty Jacks out of a sportsdirect mug

I'm glad I'm sober now

>>35312991
Nope. How did they get rusty though?

>>35311443

I find daywalking way more comfy desu

>thread personalities currently enough to give the thread spice without being overbearing
>gayposters having their fun while not being disruptive to the thread
>more consistent quality discussion and content

Are we, dare I say, in a golden age?

Should I shave my pubes with my shaver lads?

I'm worried about it being clean, ideally I want to be using it on my face

>>35312732
fuck knows. the tiles in their bathrooms match them too. i guess having dark plates creates the illusion of getting more food

>>35313028
>Are we, dare I say, in a golden age?
The very next post was this >>35313044
so I'd say yes.

>>35313020

id guess the iron was exposed to moisture over a prolonged period of time dessy

>>35313028
SMELLY POO POO PEE LADS. STINKY POO POO PEE PEE ALL DAY LONG