POST HILARIOUS DATING PROFILES

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>>35305885

>fat
>feminist
>has kids

>73% match

not /r9k/, you dumb shit

>be sandperson in the desert
>spend your rare internet on checking all these white girls you could rape if you migrated

>>35305893
Mod from /pol/ moved it here for whatever reason

>>35305891
The matchmaking is retarded in this. A slut will answer conservatively to questions. No women would openly admit to being a free spiited slut unless she is soiled with std's.

>>35305895
That's it, I'm converting to Islam. Fuck the western world.

>>35305888

i feel bad for her kids

>every female dating profile ever

>starts off meta
>the meta part has nothing to do with her
>goes on about shit that has nothing to do with her, doesn't describe her
>uses a little bit of text to actually describe themselves
>mention how they want the opposite of what they're currently burned out on
>reveal they are a piece of shit because they have revealed their attitude, that they've resorted to online dating and that they were involved with nothing but assholes (enough to complain about it on OkCupid)
>"BY THE WAY, HERE'S AN ULTIMATUM"

they should just tattoo damaged on their forehead like Joker.

>all these disney complex leftover or unwanted women basically begging for somebody to come rescue them.

it's worse than we imagined, boys.

>>35305889
At least this one is honest familia

>>35305884
>I'm just... Tierd

I've contacted thousands of women on dating sides propositioning money in exchange for fucking them, and literally all of them say yes. ( I snapchat a photo of 1 grand and a screenshot of my bank account) Even the ones with ''I have a fiance and I'm just looking for friends'' profiles, or ''I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SEX!' etc a lot, nearly ALL say they'll do it.

>>35305887
>guild wars 2
why this game is a fag magnet?

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from my experience you either have completely forgettable profiles, or the most obnoxious awful ones

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has anyone ever found anyone who could possibly be /ourgirl/?

You can post images without text now?

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>>35306467
why can't I do it reeee

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>>35306494
it looks like this thread was posted on another board originally, then moved here maybe

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One of the nastiest trannies I've ever seen on Tinder, I want to vomit

>>35306592
i messaged her, she was actually a really fun date and at the end of the night she politely declined my invitation to stand up and take her beating like a man.

>All these single mothers looking for a beta provider
pottery

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What is it with Mexicans and their shit-ass eyebrows? How can you ever expect anyone to respect you if you look like this?

>>35305894
You gotta wonder what twisted accent someone to write "me" as "my"

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>>35306527
i think i might actually know who this is holy shit

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Why are some of the ones with the highest standards riddled with bad grammar and spelling errors?

>>35305886
>not interested in eastern europeans
FUCK CYKA BLYAT

>>35307039
>girls
>requiring respect to do anything in life

>>35305884
It's weird as shit because I've seen all these living in Lakeland. Florida women have fuckin warped standards.

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>>35307237
>whoreped standards

>>35305889
At least this bitch is honest without pretense

>>35307039
Hey be nice. My eyebrows are fine, but then again I prefer to not cake myself with lbs of oil.

F L O R I D A B O I S W E O U T H E R E

>>35308069
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEE


Finished ejacuatesxixixoxix

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>>35308069
leave my mommy alone

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>>35308069
lol nice meme friendo :-) :-) :-)

>>35308069
I don't get it. Why is it so wrong to be a single mother??? some people have children without being married. My current gf was a single mom when I met her and she is a wonderful person. And I have the opportunity to be a stand up father figure to her 12y/o boy that he never had. I think the world needs to grow up on this issue

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>>35308069
Don't worry guys, got you coveered.

>>35308333
what a waste of perfectly good trips. Here's your reply, now leave.

>>35305885
>I'm a big kid
4u

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>>35305886
13TH ST x 17-92 REPRESENT

really weird seeing a cheeky nandos reference from a coal digger. central FL is great but a fucking cesspool in terms of upstanding women. they are cool but everyone of them is on the verge of homelessness and "getting their life together"

>>35305886
Don't worry hun, us eastern Europeans aren't interested in you either

>>35305885

>bye felicia

Cringe. Everyone wants to be a nig.

>>35308069
suck my dick, cunt

>>35308069
a good one babadfsgedhjrtghrfgh

>>35308333
At the bare minimum it suggests she has shit taste in partners. Not to mention it's a royal pain in the ass to deal with a kid. I'm finishing up college, I'm not interested in pretending to be a father to a kid I don't give a fuck about. If that's your thing, have at it.

>>35308069
Goddamnit

The Originals

>>35308069
FuggGgGhH

>>35305888

>local roastie looking for beta provider to raise chad's kids

>>35308069
Every fucking time. Cock sucker motherfucker

>>35305889

This girl is pretty honest.

> I'll fuck for money so I get a decent house. Please don't ask any personal questions.

>>35308350

Bark light, immunity dog.

>>35307039
Brecht doesn't sound hispanic

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>>35306592
I thought that was Louie Anderson from the thumbnail.

>>35308069
fuccccccccccccccck yyyyyyyyyyyyyouuuuuu originalrino fuck your momkino

OK CUPID USERS ARE THE CRINGE OF THIS EARTH

Why do women think it's attractive to have their kid in the profile photo. How is that not immediate repellent to any self respecting guy? Are beta providers really that desperate?

>>35308069
you fucking got me

>>35305884
This happens more often than people would probably like to believe

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>>35305886
As an eastern european I can confirm that it's not a big loss

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>>35305887
If I worked with her, I'd use "THE THING" instead of pronouns.

>"hey Archie, did you hear what's going on in the checkout? Is the cashier alright?"
>"Oh, don't worry, THE THING's doing fine."

>>35305886
I thought that was nyanners for a second hahahahahahaha

>>35309077
in canada you can face legal consequences for that

>>35305885
YOU"RE A BIG KID

>>35309103

Certainly fits the bill though doesn't it?

>>35305885
>>35305886
>>35305887
>>35305888
>>35305889
>>35305890
>textless posts
what the fuck
has robot been disabled?

>>35305889
you know what, I actually appreciate her honesty.

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>>35305884
> I have really high standards and you probably meet none.

Well, I have pretty low standards, and she probably meets none either.

Pic unrelated.

>>35305886
>I'm a bit of a slut
>heels obsession
>finding clubs and bars
>lipstick and black men
>stealing American man
>open mind
As an Eastern European I don't mourn that loss. She raises more red flags then the entire USSR

>>35305886
> finding the best bars and clubs
>19 years old

>>35307237
anon,
be realistic, she probably still gets dozen of suitors anyway, so it really just reinforces it.

>>35305886
>>35305890
>>35309155
Coalburner bangs, biggest red flag desu

>>35308069
kysssssssssssss orignalio

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>>35305884
>>35305885
>>35305886
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>>35305889
Fucking Florida

>>35306179

>begging for somebody to come rescue them

More like demanding free shit for nothing, the closest to be "rescued" is the golddigger one saying she just wants money

Also leftover women in china tend to be decent women who didn't get into the cock carousel or married too early so now they are "old".

These skanks here are damaged goods with 500k miles of COCK in the odometer and zero money in the bank, and the few with a degree is in melanesian tranny studies

>>35305890

>be pajeet
>this is the only white woman willing to fug you

DESIGNATED

>>35306274

Proof nigga, post some screens

I don't think normal single mothers even have this hard to go on dating websites. these must be even more bottom of the barrel coal burners etc

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>>35305888

In other words "I want a man to look after my kids, let me bitch at as much as I want and tell about how chad pumped me the previous night"

I sometimes wish I was born gay

>>35308069
this is bullshit origonanl

None of these are hilarious, these are just depressing to read.

>>35305886
you know, if you switched the picture in any of these for an ugly man they would all sound like complete losers
its good to know that besides looks im better than them

>>35306274
>literally all of them say yes.

Fascinating. Can anyone else corroborate this?

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>>35308069
I cant find my immunitydoggo.png

>>35307039
> Brecht

I don't think I'd want to date a woman whose name makes it sound like someone is clearing phlegm out of their throat.

>>35308333
because you would end up growing someone elses spawn, plus she's used goods

single mothers are one of the worst women to have, unless she is a widower.
they care for the child more than you

>>35305888
>please save me nerd boys i rejected during highschool, i need money and help with the kids, i swear im the best at zelda
>>35305889
support me cause im a woman, i will suck the last litle life left out of your old saggy balls daddy
>>35305890
>feminism didnt pay and i gave my god given gift of reproduction away, im still alone tho
>>35305892
>i want you to pay for the stay even tho everyone else just has drinks at the bar
>>35305894
>im poor and looking for a rich prince to take me around the world because everyone told me i deserve to be a princess
>>35306430
>im the blackest white girl you will ever meet, all the ghetto loving you coul want in a safe familiar package

>>35306527
*holds up spork*
heheh whores

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Traditional house wife. Red pilled conservative waifu hurr durr.

>>35309077
Just use her name instead.
Literally destroys the entire they/them pronouns thing if you only call them by their name in any situation.

>>35305890
>I like tiny dicks

>>35309938

>1950
>bastard urchin out of wedlock

Dang it anon I tell you what: take this jezebel out back and throw some good ol' fashion DuPont-brand napalm on her

>>35309938
If she was really a traditionalist she probably wouldn't have whored herself out and been pumped and dumped by Chad.

>>35309938
>kid
>tits on a picture
1950s as fuck.

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>>35309938
At least her kid is white.

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>>35307039
>>35309841
BRECHT

>>35308069
that kid looks like that white shits from game of thrones

>tfw you have to register for PoF in order to view profiles now
I could be joining you guys in your laughter. I wish I would've saved all the screenshots I took of bitches, single mothers, etc.

>>35305884
>single mother
unironically to the wall and shoot.

>>35308069
Fuck me you got me right there

>>35306163
Not sure why they think they can get everything, like why cant they see their actions and say, "welp, I'm not getting that anymore". They dont have to be robot tier defeatist, but accept where you are in life and how you got there

>>35309258
made me kek. gj

>>35308069
FUGG DID NOT EXPECT

>>35309157

must be a mod

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>>35305885
>really I'm just the most adorable thing ever
What the fuck desu

>>35309258
>She raises more red flags then the entire USSR
Kek'ed
Also
>coal burner

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>>35305884
good times
this is in shit town east texas, too

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>>35310963
here's a lil more for ya

>>35308069
Made me reply/10
onigiri

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>>35308372
Why did this make me originally and unironically kek?

>>35310963
>the legend of koora
I have a video that relates to her, give me a sec

>>35308333
>My current gf was a single mom when I met her
KEK
fuck your trips you faggot.

>>35305889
I don't see anything wrong with being up-front.

Let your red flag fly I guess

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>>35310963
>>35310963
>my pronouns are ey/em/eir/eirs/emself
IS THAT FAGGOT FUCKING KIDDING?

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>>35310963
>alexigender
>ey/em/eir/eirs/emself
I fucking lost, that's incredible

>>35311077
https://youtu.be/S_YlIu-eJvU

Dubs delivar

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>>35305885
>>35305891
this shit is really not too far off the mark

>>35308069
plot twist
the baby is looking for beta bux so he could acquire dinobites

>>35308069
fuck reply gnrtjyrt

>>35311184
what are you doing sodomite I'm fucking dying laughing

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I'llll just leave this here.

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https://www.okcupid.com/profile/potterwholockian?cf=profile_similar
It gets better.

>>35311295
I mean she doesn't seem particularly out there like some of these other cunts

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>>35311312
jesus christ kill it with fire man

>>35311366
I recommend reading the rest of it.
It's into ageplay.

>>35308069
I saw the replies, I took the bait.

>>35311312
Can you appear to be more insane than this?

>>35308069
First time venturing beyond /b/ friend?

>>35311295
An anon made this up, I'll bet you my life it's fake. Not like it matters.

>>35311295
there's nothing wrong with her

>>35311366
What is this picture from? I cant remember the name.

>>35311295
>>35311359
She's on OkC for Christ's sake, wtf do you think is her real endgame? Wake up and smell the coffee.

>>35311312
this has to be a troll account

>>35311295
Absolute qt and wifing material

>>35311295
this one seems too good to be real

what's the catch, i didnt' read it super carefully

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YAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY
Kill me.

>>35311452
Adventure Call - Limmys show

>>35311312
I had a hearty fucking kek at this one. Had my lesbian coworker read it, she just sounded disappointed.

>>35311469
It's not, check the pictures.

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>>35311432
Why would someone bother faking perfection then throwing a handful of shit in the middle?

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>>35311312
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/potterwholockian?cf=profile_similar
A slight continuation for the lazy.

>>35311475
i dont care how thirsty you are
never ever

>>35305889
Ay, I wouldn't fuck her, she a gold digger. At the end of the day as everyone else said, she's up front about it. I think everyone's respecting that because it's masculine - not fucking around and not speaking in fucking tongues/subtext.

>>35311295
way to patrician tier for apleb and a barbarian like me

>>35311500
What's the handful of shit? Is it the not thrifty part?

>>35311474
>what's the catch
she listens to Royksopp

>>35311295
I bet she gets 50 messages per day

>>35311474
>what's the catch

"My horse".

>>35311549
I was on Tumblr for a period, back when I still bought wholeheartedly into the feminist meme. It is a regrettable period that I hate remembering.

This person is the embodiment of that period.

>>35307039
ich muss BRECHen
(i have to puke)

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>>35305884
Having never used a dating site before, are these just the bad eggs of the bunch? Are there plenty more reasonable ones or is this the best you are gonna get?

>>35311733
Jeder muss das bei dem Pottwal.
Nette Doppelts, kontrolliert.

>>35308069
bloody hell anon, you got me

>>35311759
there still are hidden gems, but competition is huge

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>>35307133
>>35308465
>>35308478
>>35308994
>>35309258

>All these booty-blasted Eastern European cucks...

>>35311836
what does booty blasted even mean
is it bad westerner humour?

>>35308069
Fuck off.

Shamalamdingdong

>>35311836

You have to admit that while she blasted our booty just once, the guys at bars are still blasting her booty right now.

So we're just going to ignore the fact that some mod decided to slide a /b/ thread onto /r9k/?

>>35308069
fuck you got me orig

>>35308069
looks like im a stepfada

A summary of this thread:

"I've allowed countless guys to have responsibility-free sex with me, but now that I'm nearing 30, have two kids, and nearly no money, I know expect you to treat me like a queen for the minuscule possibility I'll allow you access to my vagina."

>>35309938
>This chick took actual time out of her day to post of pic of herself breast feeding her child while using that as an excuse to make herself look slutty

She probably spent a good 10 tries positioning and re-positioning herself with her baby obliviously sucking away at her tit before thinking "yeah, this pic will make dudes want to bang me, but I totally want a guy to provide for me too; so let's go for the 'responsible mom' vibe. Yeah, that'll do it"

She's not fooling anyone with that "1950s mindset" shit.

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posting the an oldie

>>35311615
Maybe on a slow day.

Think triple digits.

>>35308069
I don't know if you are a few days straight to the game is at the end of the most important thing is that

>>35312022

That actually sounds pretty nice. Except she probably
>takes 10 cocks a day
and just makes a guise out of her tee-hee-shyness.

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>>35312022
pls be in
P A R I S
A
R
I
S

this is probably not original

seriously though what a qt

>>35311295
Don't trust girls who are into horses. They are batshit insane

>>35312079
Looks like another made up account meant to lead on betas that want a submissive and quiet chick that also enjoys weeb shit

>>35312099
Tbh she probably wants a chad, not a guy like her.

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>>35312022
Did you guys lie to me? Are fembots real?

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Contributing.

originaliami

>>35312022
>mute

LITERALLY FUCKING PERFECT

>>35312131
I don't know about you but as an introvert there's nothing more infuriating than an extravert who talks constantly and wants to go to loud and overcrowded places.

>>35312174
Why? You'd have to learn sign language. I'm lazy so it would suck for me

>>35312184
Chads can act pretty well if the rewards fit them

>>35312022

this is a confirmed fake

>>35312211
A woman that keeps her mouth fucking shut

>sign language
exactly the chances of her betraying you for example would be way lower

>>35312220
True. This is why it's important to be a big buy.

>>35306274

Do you pay them though? The patrician thing would be to fuck them and then leave/have them leave without paying.

>>35308069
Fking shit

>>35312269
>exactly the chances of her betraying you for example would be way lower
you mean higher
Chad with saviour complex acting nice and compassionate
she wouldn't say no
literally

>>35308069
fuck you you fucking motherfucking fuck

>>35312309
That depends on the type of person she is tho and I know very well how women are
But I do believe that mute or blind grills MAY tend to be more reliable to (you) because of how (you) treat her etc
If you were lucky to be the first anyway

>>35311295

>qt
>has a personality
>on okcupid

There is a catch here, there is something she isnt telling. There is no way a girl like that will have trouble finding a guy.

>>35311475
>prefers pizza

you don't say

>>35312022
>her likes
>frog fetish
>those numbers

k-kek?

>>35312310
I can't believe that the majority of the people are so fucking stupid here. He's obviously not some dark magician to pull something like this off. Magic doesn't exist for that matter

>>35312102
I read somewhere that girls who are into horses are kinda sexually attracted to them. They like the muscles, the big penis and the focussed individual relationship.

>>35305887
>when you don't beat your kids with a baseball bat till the stop being retarded

>>35312606
That's exactly what a dark magician would say

You're not fooling me, Bayaz

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>short term memory loss

Well that's something

>>35312545
Here's the problem: girls don't find guys. They're basically limited to sitting there waiting for the guy they like to pick them up. Sometimes they gather all their strength and send a vague signal that can be easily mistaken for common courtesy then they get depressed and lament how the love of their life doesn't like them back.

>>35311759
the free dating sites have a male:female ration of about 8:1, and the females rapidly get used to getting lots of attention from thirsty men, so their self appraisal goes up to thinking they deserve a man who doesn't need to use a dating site and then they get pissy they can't find him on that dating site.

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>>35308069
JUST FUCK MY ORIGINAL SHIT UP SENPAI

>>35306220
more like shit tierd

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The fuck? Goddamn hypocritical cunts, I swear.

>>35308069
WHYY THOUGH

>>35311295
and quote,

"On a typical Friday night i am... shining up my tack for an early morning ride!"

enough said.

>>35311295
This one is batshit insane, I'm not even kidding. Unless it's fake. But goddamn, I pity the poor fool who'll end up with his dick cut off in the middle of the night by this crazy chick if she's not fake.

>>35308069
gay

originaldo tsuu

>>35305886
>Brits
>Human
Should have had more V2s dropped on them.

>>35305884
>I want a nice, clean, golden boy

Then be a nice, clean, golden girl. My only vice is masturbation, and I'm probably going to do okay for myself in life. The last thing I need is to attach an anchor to myself. I'm also an autistic fuck when it comes to girls.

>>35305889
I don't care if it was said several times already; it's worth repeating: props to her for at least being honest

The dude whose wallet she rapes will have no excuses

>>35311442
>>35311470

you can tell she's larping because of how much effort she puts into the photo

Probably overcompensating because she thinks people will be able to tell she got BLACKED by the Chicago Bulls

>>35312022
This is the most perfect girl I've ever seen. Hold me guys, I think I'm in love.

>>35308069
fuck u
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35308069
Fuck, so young and with a kid, this rustle my jimmies

>>35306459
I'd put a ring on that shit in a minute.

>>35312990
there's already shit on its ring i would guess.

>>35312022
>taller than me
why are these girls always that tall??? another girl who likes me, is over 180cm... why live

>>35311295
I want that but in less pretty, so we're on par.

>>35309938
>Chad left before I woke up and now 9 months later I need a small loan of your life's earnings

>>35308069
just shut up already.

>>35308069
crap dammit

>>35308069
REEEEEEEEE FUCK REEE YOU ARGHHH FUUU K BLYAT SUKA REEE

Sad thing is some beta cuck is gonna end up raising tyrones kid

>>35311549
is this lad trying to say he does not jerk off?

>>35306459
This is a guy I'm sure

>>35313029
if you're under 172 you have only yourself to blame
sorry anon, c'est la vie

>>35312022
This is so badly and cringey faked I want to fucking beat the shit out of the pimple faced fat retard that did it.

>>35308069
makes you think
about oregano post

I need pictures of a basic bitch to use on a fake dating profile.
Anyone have any i can use?

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>>35311295
Shit like this bothers me just as much as some other girl saying she couldn't live without her giant 15 inch dildo. Seriously, just read this out loud
>I spend a lot of time thinking about...Adopting a German Shepherd puppy
Like really? She tries waaaay too hard to come off as cute, but this is probably some made up catfish so whatever

>>35312545
>horse girl

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Why are these girls sooooo narcissistic? How do they have such high self esteem yet go on a dating site where men use it as a hook up site in disguise?

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How much do you think she actually weighs?

>>35313463
>>35311627
>>35312102
Fuck guys there's a grill in my class who is visibly into me but she's an inssuferable cunt so she has been rejected by most of the class, she also rides horses regularly. I'm pretty sure she never had a bf too because she's insecure but instead of trying to be better she tries to put other people down.
I've wondered about dating her because I'm a 23yo kissless virgin but I don't want my first gf to be batshit insane.

>>35313574
It's not worth it. Better to be a virgin to put your dick into that.

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>>35308069

Bloody wanker!

>>35313481
>mfw when someone hasn't read Gulag Archipelago

No but seriously they're like this because men aren't allowed to put girls in their place and society teaches them that it's alright to be superficial narcissist whores.

>>35310963
>working at taco bell to save up for a car

i have a career

how do people not have fucking careers?

>>35313574
She'll always compare you to her horse desu. You could just hit it an quit it but then you'll have a stalker problem.

>>35307039

Bertolt...?

oregano

>>35313589
I thought the same thing too but I'm attached to the possiblity that somehow getting dicked will loosen her up. I hate myself too much to think I deserve a relationship anyway.

>>35311442

apart from the fact its a fake profile and she doesn't exist.

>>35308069
Gjjdrygc

>>35313574
Ask to film her "with her horse" while winking heavily.

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I just made a fake okc profile of a roastie.
How should I make this profile more believable?

>>35313553
>Moncton
lol

How are things, dating wise? Used to live there, left in '08

>>35308069
You fuck


Jews this is indeed an original post

>>35313854
>What I'm doing with my life
Getting railed by BBC, but now I want to settle down with a nice white guy.

>>35308069
Fucking hell. Not my mummy ;_;

>>35313854
use :3 instead of :^)

don't talk abbout politics unless hating Trump

add some SJW bullshit
say how much you love traveling, cats

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this thread is fucking triggering if I could round cunts like this up and gas them I'd be totally content. You are not bad ass you won't fuck my shit upi I don't care about your pronouns no you are not cute artsy quirky or strong and independent. No you will not defeat the white man and yes you are the number two to our gender. You want Black lives matter let the niggers show you just how misogynistic they are. Fuck roastie where's fuck the special snowflakes why do I live in this time period.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RREEEEEEEEE rEEEEEE

>>35310395
because faggots and betas will still try to fight for these women, that's why their so far stuck up their own ass despite knowing full well that goal will never get reached. All they want is a stupid guy who gets close to all the shit she requires.

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>>35306163
Add:
> I like music, walking, camping, dancing, reading and every other generic thing everyone likes but I don't have enough of a personality to be specific
>You need to be able to hold a conversation by which I mean entertain me until I get tired of replying with lolol xoxoxo and don't bother me when I stop replying.

>>35310977
>pic related

and yet I'm the bad guy for merely trying to bang and leave these sluts with no strings, wew lawd women's mindsets are backwards as fuck.

>>35311475
What an absolute fucking bitch.
Why do people think this will get them anywhere?
Acts like a complete cunt on a dating profile "WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS GODDD THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE A SASSY BITCH LIKE ME" oh fuck off.

>>35309157
Yeah, no idea how he's evading the robot.

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>>35313898
>>35313887
better?
or am i still missing it

>>35308069
Fug
Original commento

>>35312646
Careful Anon, your reality is starting to incorporate memes

my first message is from a nigger chad
what do?
should i have I sent him on a wild goose chase?

>>35313854
Likes must include adventuring.

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never go on dating sites. im even more jaded with women now than when i started. every profile is the same.

>>35312802
I don't think people understand how the question system works on OKC

>>35314088
fake as fuck dude

work harder

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>>35314156
here is negro chad

>>35314156
Post Jamal's message for our amusement.

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>>35314195
>WELCOME ABOARD

WELCOME TO A BOARD

HOOO LAD

>>35308069
Fuck you man

Orgo

>>35314208
>>35314223
Here is Jatutu

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>>35314258
fuck forgot image.
this is jatutu

>>35314173

You are underestimating how stupid these thirsty betas can be.

Do you remember egg-girls profile , it got hundreds of hits.. haha someone show this anon

>>35314274
Bit of a shortstack. Also, why type in 'u' sometimes but 'you' other times.

>>35308069
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU fucking unoriginal shit

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>>35314351
The fuck is egg girl

>>35314163
good call. I just added it

>>35305884
>>35305885
>>35305886
>>35305887
>>35305888
>>35305889
>>35305890
>>35305891

these are literally the typical female dating profiles you'll find everywhere.

They all try very hard to affirm that they are better than you, and that if you aren't exactly the perfect man for them in every way, then you're wasting their time. But don't ever judge them for their imperfections, that's their job.

>>35314373
>why type in 'u' sometimes but 'you' other times.
because he's a dumb nigger

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>>35311549
Actually kind of want to meet this kid, he sounds beyond retarded.

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original okc

>>35314458
I wonder who will be the first to tell him about mirrors. Guy'll freak.

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original he wears suits

>>35308069
Faggot niggers

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original hacker

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original poly

>>35314502
>tfw this guy lives near me

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>>35314477
Everything about this makes me angry.

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original juggalo

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Chad just messaged me
WHAT DO?

>>35305884
How high could her standards have been if she's pregnant and single?

I bet she was real discerning when she got knocked up, no doubt while drunk.

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original coder

>>35314502
>36
>Wears second hand suits
>Doesn't drive
>Plays vidya
"""""""Man""""""""

>>35314561
sperg out

ask him if he likes chicken tendies

do it for your old friend anon, make my evening

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>>35314561
here is rest of chad message.
it actually feels nice to have so many people interested in me

>>35314611
Congratulations you're basically a trap now.

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>>35308333
You can "grow up" if you want. But I'd prefer to keep my dignity and avoid living the shameless cuckold life.

>>35314611
i take back my tendies thing

he seems nice, don't be mean for no reason

>>35308069
*sigh*

oregano

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>>35314537

posting all of my okc collages, they're all from seattle

>>35314638
You do realize he copy-and-pastes that message to hundreds of chicks, right?

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original easy sex

>>35314666
oh

fuck

I double take back what I said, ask him if he likes cooking tendies

>>35314561
>impaladriver
That's sad.

>>35314656
You should be ashamed of yourself anon

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orginal poly kilt

>>35314691
when he unzips the pouch does his dick come out

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>>35314666
>>35314638
>>35314603
he's angry i spelled his name wrong.
what do

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original mensa

>>35314717

67impaladriver

the username alone screams no personality.

>>35314717
Those notifications already

>>35308069
Real orignal senpai.

>>35311295
> On a typical Friday night I am
> shining up my tack for an early morning ride

Is that what they're calling it these days? Jesus, I can't keep up with all the new lingo.

>>35314747
yeah, I'm getting so many messages I cant keep track

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>>35314717
YAY

Thank you for asking him anon, my autism is sated for the night

>>35309539
>I sometimes wish I was born gay
Trust me, you don't.
t.fagbot

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>>35314689

yeah, i'm a meanie

I wanna see a robots profile

>>35314581
>Those answers to the number questions

Is he retarded? Does he consider HTML coding?

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I just went full Stacey, and it felt good

>>35314796
>being a comic book fan you would be nice

what the fuck

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original urethra

>>35314818

i used to have an okc profile. pretty much left most fields blank because I don't ever do anything with my life and have few relatable interests.

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>>35314825
wrong pic.
Here it is

>>35314825
holy shit

keep us updated

>>35311295
I was expecting there to be a horrible catch to show up as I kept scrolling down, the fact that there isn't one definitely worries me but I don't really see why she was posted here.
She's also really cute.

>>35313624
>how do people not have fucking careers?

The ad is obviously filled with raging mental illness. And you need to ask why a mentally ill person is unable to have a career?

>>35314847

it looks inflamed.

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it was just a supernatural refernce, geez guys relax

>>35314876
The joke was that she fucks her horse.

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>>35314910
>man watching supernatural

what the fuck, red flag, abort abort

>>35308069
gay fgt

>>35314910
People actually watch that show?

>>35314910
Ask him "how did it feel to be a jewish puppet and kill babies in iraq"

>>35314910

what is with car guys?

they're almost as bad as female attention whores.

>>35314985
SECONDED HOLY FUCK

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>>35314910
>messing with a guy who was in the army

do you have a death wish?