How do you get a gf?

>>35305788
just beed yourself man, you'll get one :))

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>>35305788
>tfw no Akko gf
>tfw no Amanda gf
>tfw no Constanze gf
just fuck my shit up famalabam

By farting Isuppise.
I don't have a clue about it so it's better laugh about it

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>>35305788
you dont

original senpai

>>35305866
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>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.93% content).

>>35305875
thats every post i make on r9k

>>35305875
No one recognized my dubs

>>35305788
Be out there and wait for opportunities

>>35306032
I don't go outside.. there's little reason to

>>35306092
Then stay in your room for the rest of your life crying about not having a gf

If you claim to not have much reason to go outside, you're gonna have a bad time. Shit, if you're desperate just get on a dating site and avoid acting like an autistic fucl who is bitterly single. Nobody is going to randomly confess their love to you, put in some effort.

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>>35305788
>Well kid, you came to the right place.
First off, girls like cute things, right? So what's cuter than loli anime girls. Be sure that's all you talk about.
Also, a lot of girls dig a guy who's conscious about the environment, so make sure to not have a driver's license.
And last, but most importantly, girls love guys who love themselves, so display this by frequently bursting out in masturbation in public.
Go get 'em, tiger.

>>35306245
>>35306376
You guys must be super bitter about something if you have to resort to this level of meanness.

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How do you get a f?

chart threads, datingsites, tinder

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>>35305788
here

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17iiFxZ9PYXXxSqWHdU2YoPsGfJr90w8aIG_evqc1wiY/edit

have fun origami

>>35305788
Stop watching anime change your face body and attitude
>it's so easy why doesn't everyone do this

>>35309428
>how to willfully induce schizophrenia

>>35309504
learn to greentext you fucking normalslime

>>35305788
You don't "get" a GF it happens.

>>35305788
>change everything about yourself and then be yourself