Gonna lose virginity to an escort AMA

>>35305304
silly anon hookers don't count.

Not a question, but I did something similar last year. I still felt like a loser afterwards, especially considering how I had to pay for a segment of something amazing that everyone else gets for free, but it is an interesting experience.

>>35305352
I know they don't.

>>35305362
It's ok, my intention is not to feel changed.
If I feel bad now and I feel bad after what do I lose?
Not even my integrity, I paying for something I simply can't get with my own means outside.

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>>35305304
who's this semen deamon anon. I need cummies. NOW

>>35305397
listen to this anon:>>35305362
you will come out poorer and feeling like shit. theres a very high chance youll get hpv too (condoms wont help, warts dont even have to be present to get it) or even worse hsv. if shes an escort she is guaranteed to have some strain of hpv active.

dont do it, it fucked me up pretty good.

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>>35305304
Good luck bro, I tried this last year and couldn't get hard. Still a virgin wizard actually

Have fun with the genital warts bro, I mean if you really cant get a GF I say do it just so you can see that sex is truly just a meme.

I don't regret losing my virginity to a hooker but it did make me regret ever being created.

>>35305304
I'd rather die as a bitter, lonely permavirgin than le my virginity to an escort.

Don't get em wrong, I'm nomoralfag, but sex without love is not something I'd like to explore, at leas for the first time. The real problem with permavirgnity is not the lack of sex, but the lack of love.

>>35305781
I get this type of disease even with random girls.
It's something we all have but only trigger in 7% of the population.


>>35305881
I know all this.
And at my age it became impossible to bear.
All that depression, social anxiety...

As weird as it sounds, I'm gonna see one for cuddles and talk more than sex.

I don't care anymore, I studies every possibility and my current situation. I concluded that there is no way ever for me, at my age, and inexperience(and many other factors) to get a girl the normal way.

>>35305998
I'd rather die a kissless hugless virgin than pay a whore for emotional comfort and hugging

>>35306016
You're not going to.

You won't be able to live long without feeling loved, and if you do, you will be even worse than a living junk.

No amount of escapism like 2DPD, porn, anime, games... Will do.

I was like this before, I thought I could live on with it and I feel fine this way.
But it was a lie.

Something will trigger in your life one day and you will realise it.

>>35306074
Well I lucked out and lost my hug/kiss card recently at age 24

Try getting into drugs, anon. That'll give you the confidence you need to do something with girls at parties. Some drugs can literally turn the biggest omega into a complete chad personality for 4 to 8 hours

>>35306136
You want me to get into fucking drugs instead of paying for a girl?

If you're 24yo, hold on it's not going to be long until you understand what I mean.

>>35306074
Don't you call 2D perfection PD damn it. I'm glad I still have some close siblings and other irl robots who give me comfort to forget being a permavirgin. I struggle to come up with reasons for wanting a 3DPD. They're nothing but a money sink, the only reason I'd want to is to give my parents grandchildren. I'd rather let my waifu bring me to orgasm than let a dirty slut take my money.

>>35306201
All this optimism will burn once you reach an age and maturity when you realize even this is too good to happen.

>>35305304
don't forget to sniff her butthole.

>>35305998
I know you might not care about hpv or hsv. however, hpv is not as harmles as some people make it out to be. it can lead to shittons of warts appearing and they wont necessarily disppear after a few years. some people have horrible itching/burning sensations because of it. Ive no idea how old you are, but if you get it you might even have more trouble getting into a real relashionship because of it.

I personally have immensely regretted doing it. the sex felt like nothing, it was pratty bad. dropped my selfesteem even more. Im not a moralfag but I am trying to spare you what happened to me. if you are still fairly young, work on yourself and youll get it for free.

>>35306201
What you wrote is full on denialism and you know it.

OP don't listen to those naive idiots.
While it's true that you might get an STI, it's your decision and I assume you are already prepared.
I am 29 and lost my virginity to an escort at 27. To be honest, it was awkward and I spent the first 15 minutes spilling spaguetti, then I finally asked her if we could go to her bed. For the first fucking time I was able to massage beautiful breats and a nice firm ass. It was truly awesome.
The only downside was that I couldn't being myself to kiss her or lick her pussy. I really wanted to, but something inside me told me to hold back. Overall, she was nice and even let me cum several times because I couldn't last long the first time.
My recommendations:
Don't be cheap and get a decent escort. They're less likely to have STIs
Don't kiss her or suck on her pussy
ALWAYS wear a condom even if she says she's clean.
Don't let her suck on your dick without a condom
If you touched her pussy with your hands, ALWAYS wash them before touching your penis. Many people get STIs when removing their condoms ans washing their penis.
Godspeed anon. I hope you find peace and stop thinking about sex after your visit. Sex is indeed overrated.

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>>35305757
kendra lust.

her bangbros scenes are best imo.

>>35306751
I've already "worked" on myself.
Girls don't fucking care.

All this confidence, picking-up, social training is a load of crap.
I am 28 today, and I believe in the ladder theory more than ever.

The thing when you are and old khv is that you enter a vicious circle where you do find some girls but your inexperience shows and there are so many other factors that will only turn you into a fucking jerk-off.


>>35307592
I don't even care about sex.
I just want to be intimately close to a woman.
I don't plan on kissing her or sucking her clitoris, this is disgusting.

>>35305304
I would suggest that you think it over one more time. Every person I've met that's done this, and indeed the many of the people on this board who have done it and made threads about it, instantly regretted it and made them even more depressed than they already were.

>>35308741
Ok, tell me what an I going to regret exactly?

At best I won't have sex so it will be a mindless experience.
Paying for affection, I'm willing to live with it.

>>35305304
>caring about putting ur dick into vagina
>thinking it will change your life
just kill yourself

>>35309793
It won't change my life but it will however change my perspective on some things.

And that alone is worth a lot.

I paid 700 dollars to have sex with Aletta Ocean but she stopped in the middle since her phone was ringing. Apparently her mom was in the hospital or something but it turned out to be a sales call anyway. I didn't really feel like continuing after that so she just browsed on her phone nude and I suckled on her fake breasts for close to 15 minutes.

>>35305781
>very high chance youll get hpv too
the same chance you'd have with normal girls

>>35305781

same chance with any other girls

stop spreading misinformation

>>35310231
despite what you get told, the chances of a whore having an active strain is much higher. while normal girls who arent complete whores may have it or not, the escort is GUARANTEED to have it. thats a big step up. I know r9k portrays all women as whores but an escort is a level above that.

OP, I can only hope youll reconsider. However, Id like to know how youve worked on yourself and what your situation is right now if you dont mind typing up some greentext.

>>35310470
> the escort is GUARANTEED to have it.

really depends on what country you live in.

>>35310470
Confirmed for being a bitter virgin who has no clue about what he's talking about.

Escorts are LESS likely to have STDs than normal girls.

>>35310493
dude, I lost my virginity to a whore and got warts. what the fuck are you even talking about? as far as bacterial stis are concerned yes, sure. whores probably will have check ups more often. however, for hpv/hsv/hiv you are less likely to get it from a average girl (note that im not saying its impossible). cant curse the 3 above mentioned and any whore whos done her share of work is guaranteed to have active hpv and probably has hsv too which btw can be transmitted without overt signs.

>>35310493
That might be an overstatement. Certainly for the US. But yes, respectable escorts are no more likely to have an std then normal girls.

>>35310490
Im from germany. prosituion is regulated here. that however doesnt mean the whores dont have hpv. please explain to me how that depends on the country?

>>35305304
Anon, just a tip
You may probably cum really fast at the first time. The bitch may want to go away after this.
DON'T LET HER GO WITH YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU PAID FOR HER TIME (1 HOUR)
Meanwhile you can sperg all you want, play with her tits etc...and even fuck her again.
Be the smart one, ok.

>>35310642
Hey, l'm german too. How do I minimize the risk of getting hpv?
inb4 don't fuck escorts

>>35310642
there are different types of hpv. I'm a virgin and I have hpv. all it means is I get some blisters in my mouth sometimes.

>>35310470
No green text needed.
Over the years I worked on myself to become somewhat likeavle even lifted weights but that didn't matter because women care about two things: looks and how you act socially.

I built a big confidence that showed off on the outside but the reality is that I was building all this on a lie : That I may be liked as a man by girls around me.
But that wasn't true, because I'm both ugly and boring as a person, nobody wants to be around me, girls even less.

The first glimpse of chance I think I have with a girl, it disappears instantly because of these factor and the fact that in reality I've got no experience with girls.

Now I don't think whores can fix that.
But I think they will fix me being easy with girls and the lack of love.

>>35310715

wear a condom. DONT shave or trim the pubes/balls etc before going in. let the skin heal. the way hpv gets in is through cracks in the skin. dont trim your pubic hair at all. it may not look pretty but the hair actually will serve as a layer of protection.

am besten tust dus dennoch nicht. ueberlegs dir bitte.

>>35310778
arent you confusing hpv (may cause warts) and hsv (will cause blisters) here?

anyway there are about 50 strains of hpv that may infect the genital region. not all of those will cause warts. hpv however can be a cause of penile cancer.

also to be clear: when talking about hsv Im strictly refering to hsv type 2. most people have type 1 orally and are less likely to get it anywhere else anyway.

>>35311011
Yeah I probably meant hsv. I just looked at statistics and apparently 30% of people under 30 have hpv in the country I live. but it also says it only last about a year.

>>35311214
Everybody has hpv
Even virgins have it.
Some are infected without even knowing.
What's the big deal?

>>35311297
I don't have genital warts dude. If the german guy is correct then I have type 1 hsv which apparently most people have.

>>35311329
>>35311214
>>35311011
How come pornstars aren't infected?

>>35305304

There is only a 98-99.5% chance, don't count your chickens before they hatched.

She could be fake, you could get hit by a bus on your way there, you could be unable to sustain erection.

Ask anything

What country or state do you live in OP?
How did you find her?

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>>35305304

Get your hands on viagra if you can. Not only will you last as long as a pornstar, so you get the most out of your money, but it can help you. There's a chance that you won't be able to perform your first time. It's quite common. Usually blamed on nerves and shit. I had it happen to me a couple of times until I actually bought viagra. After that first time, it was smooth sailing. Didn't last as long but I was able to fuck. Also, condoms suck ass. No point in fucking with a condom desu. You're better off sticking your dick in something warm like a microwaved grapefruit with a condom. Also if you take any meds, like an SSRI or anti-psychotic, you will need it even more.

>>35311214
statistics say that it "clears" after 24 months. however, that doesnt mean this works for everyone. some people have recurrences of warts for over a decade. currently, people assume its cleared because sensitive tests usually fail to pick it up after a 24 month period. for 90% percent this happens after 12 months. this doesnt mean the virus disppears. most doctors just assume you cant transfer the virus after this period of time.

>>35311297
no, everybody doesnt have hpv. especially not virgins, unless their mothers passed it onto the during birth. i suspect you are talking about hsv type one (herpes labialis). most people are infected and dont know however. most men dont know and there are not tests. only way to really know is for hpv to manifest itself in form of warts wich can be confirm via a biopsy. the big deal is that sometimes hpv can cause issues its not as harmless as you think. again, chronic itching and burning as well as appearance of warts all over the skin can happen. burning that shit off isnt pleasent. image having a carpet of warts on your dick/balls. this causes a lot of psychological traume to many people and again, increses the rist of penile cancer in men and cervical cancer in women.

>>35311329
accurate, I have hsv type 1 as well (herpes labialis), but Ive only figured it out after taking a test for it (ironically enough after fucking the whore. got paranoid and got a bunch of tests). my parents have it too and theyve passed it on to me. however, i am completly asymptomatic.

>>35311392
they are most definetely. hpv is hard to test for in men and can only be tested for in women via a pap smear that checks for abnormalities in skin. it doesnt always manifest itself in warts however (rather rarely). cancer causing hpv doesnt manifest itself in warts at all. sometimes you can see warts on genitalia of pornstars. after getting them i got paranoid and kept paying close attention to skin lesions on pornstars. youll see them somtimes if the resolution is high enogh

>>35311754
fucking hell, my spelling is atrocious. apologies

>>35311439
She is not fake I'm 100% sure.

>>35311473
I live in Bogota.
Through the internet.

>>35311799
>>35311754
So by going to see one I should beware of hsv and hpv.
But you're telling me that no matter what I do, I will get it?

>>35311887
no, im not saying you will get infected. heres a breakdown:

hpv: very likely to get it. if you absolutely want to go through with it, dont shave. dont have any nicks in your skin. use a condom. however, condoms provide only partial protection for obvious reasons.

hsv type 2: not very likely. make sure to check for lesions if possible. if you see blisters on her skin stay away. if you see scarring that means she had an outbreak a while ago and most likely wont be contagios untill her next recurrence. however, hsv type 2 can shed asymptomatically. meaning she can be infections even without overt symptoms. as with hpv, comdoms help but wont provide complete protection. overall a lot less likelty to catch hsv 2.

lastly, watch for c-section scarring. sometimes with women who have hsv2 or hpv, doctors will recomment a c-section in order to avoid infection in the baby (for example if the women is due to deliver and has an outbreak of hsv2). if shes got something like that dont risk it. find one that doesnt have it if you are deadset on fucking an escort.

>>35312304

What's the point of fucking with a condom? It's literally no different than sticking your dick in a warm sex toy. Hell, if you're going to use a condom, save your money and just fuck a faggot (tranny) in the ass with a condom for FREE. No point in fucking with a condom.

Also, hookers are MORE likely to be clean than your average slut. Hookers care more about their health than your average slut found on Tinder. Their jobs depend on it. You're better off paying a premium to fuck a slut without a condom. Don't waste your money on fucking a whore with a condom. Any decent whore will have a fucking STD sheet with them. Avoid niggers. Anyone with obvious tats. Anyone that looks like a low class hooker. You're better off spending $300+ for 30 min with a clean bareback hooker than fucking with some trash $60 with a condom.

>>35312510
please stop spouting this hookers are cleaner than the average girl meme. how exactly are they going to be less likely to have hpv/hsv? these cant be simply cured. even antivirals wont completely prevent hsv2 from recurring. for hpv, statistics say that you can assume to have it if your partner count is 4+. whores by that virtue alone are guaranteed to have it.

but again, for std screening: no proper way to detect hpv. std screening doesnt include hsv2 tests anyhwere in the world (debates are ongoing that it should be included in the standard std tests, but currently isnt). that clean sheet she might show you will tell you that she doesnt have anything like syphlis. in short, a clean std screening will include bacterial infections and hiv. hiv itself isnt very common, so I wouldnt worry about it at all. anything bacterial is easily disposed of via antibiotics.

the main concern is hsv2 and hpv and here whores will be VASTLY more likey to have both. unless you are picking some random bar skank that fucks without condoms even tinder sluts are more safe.

barebacking hookers is completey retarded. thats why im advising to not bother at all. far too risky and you are basically paying to get an infection and some subpar sex.

>>35312743
You need to stop spouting this "ewww hookers are std ridden" meme. Virgins like you aren't qualified to speak about sex.

>>35312743
>please stop spouting this hookers are cleaner than the average girl meme. how exactly are they going to be less likely to have hpv/hsv? these cant be simply cured. even antivirals wont completely prevent hsv2 from recurring. for hpv, statistics say that you can assume to have it if your partner count is 4+. whores by that virtue alone are guaranteed to have it.

Like I said if you read the entire text before replying. Spending a premium. Yes, you have a higher chance on low class hookers. Hell, if you're that fucking paranoid, buy a plane ticket and go somewhere where brothels are legal and regulated. Simple. Or be a dumbass and go down to the bunny ranch and spend thousands.

Why are you so afraid of of hsv2/hpv so much? If you happen to get either of those, you're most likely to get something worse. You can take preventative measures if you're that paranoid. You're not going to die. It's not HIV.

>>35312855

and again: regulated brothels doesnt mean they screen for hpv/hsv2. I wouldnt care about any of the other stds at all.

as for hpv/hsv:

hpv can lead to complications/cancer/emotional trauma and is highly contagious.

hsv2 recurrences are very painful. depending on the immune system you might be in debilitating pain several weeks of the year. as a matter of fact, before hiv came along, hsv2 was the big baddie of stds. please tell me, what kind of std is worse?

what comes to mind is hep B (not strictly an std, but likely to be transmitted through sexual intercourse).

hiv is definately worse, however even without a condom the transmission rate is laughably low. unless you do anal, at wich point bleeding is much more likely to occur as well as the transmission.

on top of that there are no real preventative measures for hpv/hsv2 (condoms only partially help). for hiv prep can be used, but as Ive already said the odds of transmission are low.

the only reasonable course of action is to not bother with escorts at all. its up to OP to do whatever he wants, but this is warning for him. theres far too much misinformation about stds as is.

>>35313288
>complains about misinformation
>spreads misinformation

>>35313402
what about it is misinformation?

>>35312510

>Anyone that looks like a low class hooker. You're better off spending $300+ for 30 min with a clean bareback hooker

Confirmed virgin who doesn't know how the escort business works

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>>35312510

>What's the point of fucking with a condom? It's literally no different than sticking your dick in a warm sex toy.

Holy fuck you're retarded.

>>35313626
he most certainly is retarded, however hes right in the fact that fucking an escort with a condom on isnt very stimulating. barebacking escorts however is plenty fucking stupid.

I'm just here for OP's pics of her