What to do on your birthday?

Mine was yesterday. I just slept all day until my dad woke me up for the monthly awkward phonecall.

>>35304064
Happy birthday, anon
Mine is tomorrow. This is the third year I'm creating this thread actually.

>>35304015
Have a threeway with 2 whores

we share brothdays have a broth bowl for me, i will have a broth bowl for you anon. happy brothday anon

>>35304015
I turned 18. Felt sad all day because I'm getting older and my aunt didn't call and she always calls on my birthday, but im glad because it's usually akward. at least my family cared.

>>35305516
Where to find said whores?

>>35305571
Sure, anon. What are you going to do?

>>35305685
Happy birthday, big guy.
What did you do other than that?

>>35304015
what i do on any other day, these days are nothing special and only hold value if you have close people or bunch of normies who get off to weird shit like celebrating birthdays.

>>35306487
>Where to find said whores?
At a Whorehouse of course

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>>35304015
My 23rd birthday my grandma came over for dinner, we ordered in from my favorite pizzaria. Something about eating at home feels more comfy. That's around the time my dog started dying so she was acting weird, it wasn't until a few days later that she started actually dying.

Pic related is her, she lived a good 16 years. Been six months and it still feels weird that she's gone because I've had her since I was 7.

>>35304015
I was in the mental institution. I got a couple phone calls from people singing happy birthday to me. Other than that nobody really noticed. At dinner time I stole a cookie off of somebody's tray and that was about it.

>>35304015
I had cake then went to the mental hospital. They were nice to me. Except I had to be naked in a cold empty room. At least they had a hot nurse. I got a boner every time I saw her and I proudly rubbed it on her.
>tfw you can do anything you want if people think you are retarded and or crazy

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>>35306812
>At dinner time I stole a cookie off of somebody's tray and that was about it

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>>35306958
>they had a hot nurse. I got a boner every time I saw her and I proudly rubbed it on her
Oh, wow anon, you get one too.

The same thing I do every day.

mine is on 21 march, why are so many robots marchies? I always wondered.

My parents invite my grandmother and we eat while they talk about my cousin's relationship.

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>>35304015
>wake up
>feel like shit, exactly the same as every other day
>go to college
>don't tell anyone it's my birthday
>normal day, come home at 5pm
>jerk off, take a piss
>open presents
>awkward phone calls
>have to tell people I'm not going out cause /nofriends/
>eat dinner
>go to my room for the rest of the night
>look online at what I'll get with my money

It's comfy I guess but I don't understand how people can have so many friends that they can throw a party...

I cook me a fancy meal, buy my favorite bottle of liquor and shitpost on /s4s/

>>35304064
Heh, mines too.
All I did was just order seafood rice, $5 box from Taco Bell, and a cake for 1. It was nice while it lasted.

Also, happy late birthday, anon.

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>>35304015
i just sit on my stoop with a couple 40oz malts and listen to black metal and smoke a pack of pall malls, the same as every other day

keeping the dream alive.

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>>35304015
>tfw turning 30 in 10 days

Turning 21 in 20 days
Probably jerk off and sleep

Last year I played 07 runescape for 14 hours, drank henessey and ate tendies.
Can't wait to do it again.

>>35304015
do u want the emo version or the chad version

>>35304015
My birthday is on friday, though i probably wont tell anyone at uni. that would make it more depressing

i either plan on getting drunk alone or losing my virginity

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Have mommy treat me to some succulent tendies. One for every year!

>>35304015
Usually cry like a bitch for beign born the way I am xD