Why not use your cousin as your practice girlfriend?

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Because she's like 11

Bc they are both over 26 and have kids

Because my only female cousin is a lesbian and married to another woman.

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I don't know any of my cousins. Even if I did, they would never want to touch me. No girl has. Only reason they would is if they have a big incest fetish. If they have a big incest fetish they would probably opt to sex with their attractive brothers instead. There's less than 1 percent chance they would want to have sex with retarded me. They're fucking hot though.

>>35303749
I kinda did. Had sex almost everyday for 3 months.

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>>35303852
Don't do it anon.
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>>35303852
I dont understand, why is she not?

>>35303749
She's married and has two kids (from different fathers)

>>35303852
>>35303891
I'm so jealous! REEEEEEEEE!

>>35303749
my cousins only fuck lanklets

>>35303749
because I'm not into overweight hairy dudes

>>35303749
Because my cousins are the stacyest Stacies.

>>35303933
Is there a better practice gf to have?

How do i get her to? shes super cool and into all the same vidya as me, and pretty good looking to, how to i convince her to be my gee eff

>>35303749
Because she has a vag and not a feminine penis.

Listen robots, and listen well
Only fag
crave for vags
And they shall all burn in hell

>>35303749
I can remember both of my girl cousins when they were toddlers. It's already weird thinking of them as their own people, let alone a potential mate.

>>35303749
Because my only attractive cousin is like 15 years old and I see her like once per year max.

>>35303914
It was easier because we didnt grow up together. Plus she's American and I'm English so had that going for me.

>>35303925
it's just practice
you dont have to find them attractive

>>35303936
They don't want to be anywhere near me. We used to have fun together when we were kids, but since we grew up they act like I disgust them.

Because that's incest.

I want stories

Mottbloxx

>>35304062
Yes and no. But its legal nonetheless

>>35303749

Greentext kinda related
This was during my normie days

>3 years ago, summer
>meet this qt on tennis club
>she's somewhat new in town
>played a doubles with her as my pair
>i didn't get her number
>5 days later, see her again buying ice cream
>get her number this time
>meet her day after tomorrow to watch a bike race/exhibition nearby
>we made out that day
>then finally sex on that same week

>fast forward a week later
>we watch a movie but she brings her 14yo sister with us
>then I took them home
>This is us, anon. Would you want to come in?
>N-no. I uh... I need to fetch something for my Mom.

The moment I knew I fucked up. That was my cousin's family house. Literally just 3 blocks from our former home. I called her that night.

>Hey, just wanted to ask you something. Are you related to Karen ______?
>Uhm yeah. She's my mom. Do you know her?
>long pause
>Okay, uh I don't know how to say this but uh she's like uh my cousin.
>[silence]
>Are you serious rn?
>I'm totally serious.
>[hysteria]

We agreed to keep it a secret. The following weeks where awkward as fuck. Turns out her family was just visiting during the summer. She was gone after that. Haven't seen or heard from her since.

Yes. This shit did happen. Some of my life stories are unironically too anime-ish.

>>35303749

look at those beta ass feet.

i fucked my cousin when i was 14

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>>35303749
She don't like me . But I grab her tits and pussy when I was 14 she was 13.

The only cousine I have is like 12. I went on holiday with her.

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>>35303749
She's way outta my league.
Being the black sheep of the family doesn't do me any favors either.

>>35306133
This is why I'm kind of glad my family isn't too big, I know exactly who each and every one of my relatives are

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I wish I could have with my aunt. She's 7 years younger than me. She was really skinny until she got into college and filled out really nicely. Short as fuck with a svelte body. She still looks like she's in highschool and she's in her mid 20's now. She's super flirty and I hate it. We both have our own significant others too.

>>35303749
I would but I don't think she's into me + she lives half way across the world

My cousins would not

The only older than me had a kid at 19 and married another girl at Christmas without telling anyone in the family

The other two girl cousins are 8 and 6

The boys are all pretty young too, 5, 4, 2, and 1, but the 4 year old is absolute bro tier

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For what? Target practice?