Who is this guy? Could someone give me a quick rundown?

That's my dad, how did you get his picture?

>>35302707
lol he got fat and shaved his head

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>>35302707
He is this guy who has so many girlfriends that he can't even

>>35302707
I may be wrong but I think that's Stanley. I wasn't around when he was but from what little I've heard he would spam pics of himself on rate me threads asking if he's ugly so that he could have people pad his ego.

Not sure, that's just what I vaguely remember.

>>35303044
this is correct, i was there

>>35302715
Mehmet, my son
>>35303044
No, i didn't spam my pics, but i was a regular in the ugly robot threads we had years ago. I got a bit addicted to the attention even though most people confirmed my fears that i was a kissless virgin because of my height, face and autism. I never got any attention in real life so it was a rush, even though most people say bad things about me. Nowdays i still post sometimes when someone asks me to usually or when the mood is right. I tried stopping for good a few times but i relapsed. I really struggle with self-control, among other things.

I think his name is Eggman

>>35303134
T. Newfig

This guy is leagues above eggy

>>35303106
>When you're such a loser that instead of trolling for attention you post pictures of your weird face

Wow

>>35303248
I've had a couple of good moments in the past, when i was charismatic, witty or was appreciated for a tiny moment. That could have never happened if i didn't imagine myself looking differently. And at this point i hate myself so badly i don't really identify with my face. It's like i am using someone else's face.

>>35303448
I think it might be because I'm drinking but I feel bad for you. I hope you stop being a loser on the internet and stop hating yourself.

A L P A C I N O

I refuse to drop this
you and I both know it's a great idea

>>35302707
Brandon, except ugly and unlikable and doesn't show nudes.

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>>35303106
How tall are you? You'd be above average height here in my country if you are at least 5'8.

t. 5'8 chink

this faggot is so ugly

stop reposting yourself you shit

>>35303625
>tfw no manlet twink chink with tiny uncut penis to suck on every time he gets hard

>>35303625
Not him, but what country? I thought even Asians managed to become taller today

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>>35303144
>>35303134
Wait so Stanley and eggman are NOT the same person?

>>35303667
Interesting how changing just the top of his head makes him exponentially uglier, he should stop complaining

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>>35303649
I mean my chin is a bit small, but I don't think I'm a twink.

All I want is an Asian gf (female(2D)

>>35303705
I don't actually care what you look like desu, I don't even know why I said it. I could suck you every time you got hard fantasizing about your waifu if you didn't make me feel gay about it afterwards

>>35303522
It's probably not going to happen but i hope so too
>>35303579
I can't really act or hide my emotions at all, plus he looks pretty good
>>35303625
About 5'7 i think, too short besides face is fucked too and i probably have autism or some shit

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>>35303657
I am personally fine with my height, but I live in SEA so I'm a good two or three inches taller than most people I see on the street. In much more gentrified communities, I'd say I'm just average.

>>35303742
Stanley why are you always on

>>35303755
Ah, I see, I was thinking about East Asians, 5'8 is probably average or slightly below average there

>>35303758
I am a neet and bored, my brain has turned into a board browsing device

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>>35303737
That's extremely homo, my man. While I don't absolutely hate faggots, I do not like fraternizing with them.

>>35303815
>He thinks it's gay to suck on feminine penises

>>35303808
Do you sleep? Or are you not I'm burgerland

>>35303877
I am eastern yuro, timezones n shit

>>35303900
Ahhh. I always pegged you for a burger from Massachusetts. You have that look.

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>>35303800
>>35303800
There's a sizable chink diaspora where I live, so they're pretty damn tall too. I'm sort of jealous but not really.

I do have a common chink and gook surname, and look mostly like it too, but I cannot in good faith, consider myself as a chink. Shame my chink and faint white genes didn't bless me with a few more inches, but I can do without eye slits and really square jaws.

>>35303832
I don't find this meme amusing.

>>35303939
>He thinks it's a meme original

The shitposter that saved r9k

>>35303923
Interesting, why Massachusetts?

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>>35303966
>he's been inculcated by /lgbt/ shills into thinking it isnt

>>35303997
Stop playing hard to get Anon. No one would ever know

>>35303017
How to achieve thise mode? Do i need to go /fit/ and make it?

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>>35304029
Do as you please, but miss me with that homo shit, my man. I only fucks with kawaii genki tomboys.

>>35303667
nigga looks like that /g/ linux deity

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>>35303989
These look like your people.

>>35304068
But they aren't fucking with you and you want 2D. Stop Anon.

>>35304068
twiceboy is a girl though

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>>35304085
I don't really care about sex, so that's just fine with me. Being prison gay is just pathetic.

>>35303900
Stanley do you still enjoy the attention you get?

>>35304131
I think it's a pretty big stretch to call a skinny Asian with a feminine penis a "man" for the purposes of determining whether it's homo or not.

>>35304078
Strange, i didn't think i look american.
>>35304141
Yeah i guess, sometimes i get really lonely but at the same time i dislike it when people remind me that i am an ugly loser

>>35304169
We're all ugly losers, love you really stan

>>35304169
You look eastern European/Turkish.

>>35304156
You are simply lying to yourself. That is very homo-erotic and you know it lady boy. No amount of makeup or dresses changes that

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>>35304156
Whatever. That's just doublethink of a deluded faggot, if you aren't ironically memeing.

>>35302707
Stanley is the true form of Chad

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>>35304125
The prettiest twice t b h

>>35304223
Figured as much
>>35304288
If i am chad then we're all chad
>>35304218
Thanks

>>35304243
>Lady boy
I have no inclination to be a female. Nor am I attracted to men.

>Lying to yourself
Lying to myself about what? The Greeks and Romans took feminine men for their pleasure. There is nothing wrong with it.

>>35304249
See above.

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>>35304321
Stan do you participate in discord groups?

>>35304321
Where are you actually from?

>>35304078
>>35304169
yeah i always imagine stanley being from boston or long island or something idk why that is

>>35304361
Nope
>>35304369
Bulgaria
>>35304434
I don't know why but i think that if i was born over there i wasn't going to grow to be a robot

>>35304515
there's a higher chance that you wouldn't be a robot, or at least that isolation wouldn't be as much of an obstacle as it is in a collectivist society like bulgaria

>>35303667
Why the hell am I thinking Andre Agassi?

>>35304720
You might be on to something, most people here, even the people from different classes are ridiculously social and click together immediately. It's like i am not even the same species as them.
>>35304803
Topkek

>>35302707
>being this much of a newfag
Really nigga?

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Will you sign this drawing of you for me?

>>35306326
No it reminds me i look like an abomination
>>35306446
I haven't spoken to a female who wasn't my mom in years

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>>35306446
Fuck off tripfag kill yourself I'm not joking.

>>35306486
same for jaw surgery and a chin implant/chin advancement.

>>35306637>>35306486

save*

this is an original correction THIS IS AN ORIGINAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35306637
>>35306651
My whole face is recessed and fucked as well as my manlet body and i grew up living like an unwanted male. The trauma is done and no surgery can change this now.

>>35307062
Is your name actually Stanley ?

>>35307188
Nope, ogrenal

>>35307243
>>35307062
>>35306486
Stop pretending to be me.
I'M the real Stanley!

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no clue but i made a drawing of him in paint

>>35307337
Thanks for drawing me, dude. I know I'm pretty attractive myself.

>>35307271
>>35307415
Leave pls, thanks

Just bee urself bro Lel
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https://my.mixtape.moe/exwixo.png

>>35308881
People like me should never be themselves in public, at least

>>35302707
>Stanley will never impregnate you
Why even live?

>>35309141
Sorry i am an anti-natalist. I do also have impregnation fetish so maybe if you promise to have an abortion.