Political Compass thread

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

here's a link for y'all

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>>35302581
here we are friend.

>>35302597
We're pretty close. That's cool.

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oroginololi

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feels pretty good

heil hitler, etc

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nothing wrong here right?

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>>35302605
pretty much centrist. when I took it I thought I was going to be full on right authoritarian.

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I don't even smoke weed anymore

>>35302639
Centrists are the shit honestly. We're neither liberals nor authoritarians. We both agree and disagree with both of their ideologies. We're like the perfect group. Plus, we get to watch both wings flip their shit at each other as we laugh so there's that.

Friendly reminder that purple is objectively the best place to be.
Blue are newfag /pol/ users, green are retarded, and red is just wrong.

>>35302681
>this is what centrists really believe

Can't stay neutral on a moving train, boychik.

>>35302697
>you can't be neutral! you have to commit yourself to one side, you can't believe in what you want to
kill yourself my man

>>35302697
Well I'm neutral on most things (including politics) so idk what to tell you.

>>35302711
People who are neutral on politics are really only the people who massively benefit from the status quo. There's a shitload of people who can't stay neutral because its a matter of life and death, so saying that centrists are 'perfect' is absurd dude

if you consider yourself a radical leftists and you think you fit onto this chart in any way, there is something wrong with you

>>35302720
It's not my fault they bring politics to such an extreme. I honestly don't bother with politics that much, so that's probably why I'm near the center. But whatever floats your boat anon.

>>35302745
You *do* bother with politics, its just in a different way. You massively support the status quo which is detrimental to billions, can you really not see that 'not having a position' is actually having a position?

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Pls no buly I only shitpost

>>35302758
>implying being centrist is supporting the status quo
Fuck off with your brainwashing, that's bullshit. Don't listen to that guy anon. Being a centrist means you can have positions and beliefs regardless of your "political party."
It's like being for the death penalty, while simultaneously being for abortion. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to convict yourself to one side's beliefs, that's appealing to the status quo of the particular party.

>>35302758
Like I said before, it's not my fault people take it to such an extreme. I don't "massively" support it. Although I do support it to an extent, I'm not a die hard centrist. About the whole position thing, i guess having this ideology is almost like not having a position than. I honestly don't tamper with politics a lot. I only show it attention when some major shit is going down. But being a centrist is cool cause you don't have to worry about liberal shit or authoritarian shit stressing you out 24/7.

>>35302810
>But being a centrist is cool cause you don't have to worry about liberal shit or authoritarian shit stressing you out 24/7.

Do you not see like.. the problem with this. Because there are people who are directly effected by this shit constantly, and you're complicit in it by ignoring it.

>>35302816
>by not having a particular opinion about something, you're complicit and to blame
Nah, fuck off. That's like saying people who voted 3rd party are the reason Clinton lost, that's not true at all.

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>>35302816
Maybe it's because I'm not a liberal or an authoritarian and it's not my problem.

>>35302845
No, its not. Silence is just as bad as being complicit. You can't renounce responsibility because you're too much of a fucking child to take real positions, lol

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/slightlyleftofcentre/

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>>35302581
Pic related is where I am ideologically, but I'm centrist in practice. My default state on an issue is "no government," and government should only be made to deal with something when it can provably make improve the situation.

>>35302864
>Silence is just as bad as being complicit.
Nah. It's a person's right to have an opinion on something, even if that opinion is not having an opinion on something. What you're saying is a fucking brainwashing mantra to convince people to throw away their personal beliefs and believe what someone else believes.
Fuck you and your "It's your fault!" mentality, not everyone is going to have the same shitty belief as you.

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Tighty-righty checking in

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>>35302581
Tbf I think I'm mainly kind of centrist because i have more xtreme views on both sides of the compass

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Seems about right for me . Consider myself very slightly lefty and kinda libertarian.

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>>35302581

Not trolling either.

INB4 mad

>>35303496

Also how the fuck are your scores so authoritarian? No wonder I hate most of you.

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>I like guns and the 2nd amendment
>I hate muslims and immigrants
>I just think unregulated capitalism is too much
>But I also know that people are stupid and greedy, who watches the watchmen, etc

I want to die.

>Give me NEET bucks!
>Left on the political scale
Color me surprised.

>>35303558

I'm the most left person so far and I am not on NEET bucks.

>>35303558
>political preference is governed by self-interest
yeah man surprised

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i didnt feel like taking it again so i generated it

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It seems that everytime I take this test I score further right and more authoritarian.

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is this basically autism

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I am a radical centrist I think.

>>35302880
you ranked sjw bro- I mean Xro

>>35302709
>I'm smart because I can't decide on anything in my pathetic life, not even politics
Also most "centrists" are just left wing leaning parasites

>>35303856
fascist cunt
>>35303812
cuck
>>35303775
stupid
>>35303720
really stupid
>>35303526
quite smart
>>35303496
quite dumb
>>35303380
dumb as dirt
>>35303333
wasted quads dumber than dumber than dirt
>>35302899
get tested for downsyndrome
>>35302880
intelligent

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>>35302581
orimgami

i didnt screen, but i got the tippy tip of the corner of the red box

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>>35302581
>>35302591
the questions are dumb and deliberately leading

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I'm communalist though

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>>35303856
only non-faggot itt

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Am I a dad yet

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Welp. No surprises here.

>>35302649
>>35302768
>>35303496
>>35305609

We brothers of reason.

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You're all commies

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>>35302581
Right wing, but I'm centrist between authoritarian and libertarian.
>>35302681
>tfw to intelligent for politics

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WTF IS THIS LEFTIST BULLSHIT I WANTED TO BE NEUTRAL SOMEONE HELP ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The religion questions are fucking retarded. Not believing in fairy tales and idiotic astrology should not affect my political standing.

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>>35305648

no your 16

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>>35302581
Notta Problemo

But enough about irrelevancies.

Let's discuss something that actually plays a role in real life...

Let's discuss your plans on losing your virginity

After all, if you can't even convince ONE chick to fuck you, nobody's ever going to be convinced by your irrelevant political opinions

>>35305534

No you just dont like drugs sex or faggots

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Used to be bottom left, but then the last five years made me realize how social liberalism hurts us.

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Friendly reminder for you non centrists

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>>35302581

Where abouts are you located on this?

>>35305991

I'm one of the lefty posters and nah, I just think that markets need to be heavily manipulated by policy and regulations to ensure they benefit humanity the most. I also don't think restrictions on behaviour that is inherently not damaging others is reasonable nor is dictatorial governance.

I also think that globalism is beneficial economically and culturally and will likely reduce conflict. Right now though the largest accumulators of wealth are not investing it back into the economy and are hoarding it. Wealth inequality is a major issue, the middle class is getting squeezed while corporate revenues are skyrocketing.

I'm a 23 year old physics student.

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Swede, so this really isn't surprising.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rnTpR4M1ZI

This is Fatboy Vincent D'Onofrio (full metal jacket, law & order SVU, men in black) before he became fat and fat.

Here, he stars as Thor in the terrible 1987 movie Adventures in Babysitting... My wife and I were just flipping through channels and stumbled upon this scene... Of course it made us think about what Sexual Failures all of you are

Q: exactly WHEN do you intend on getting laid ?

My wife REALLY wants you each stop avoiding her question

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>>35306385
in the position of literally any of those guys
preferable bottom left
no homo though
>tfw dickgirls are all monsters IRL

>>35306429
Swede ?....

So it's safe to assume you can describe your father's penis in vivid detail

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Almost center my doods

>>35306463
Nothing wrong with nudity. Or where your family afraid of showers when you were little?

>>35306389
A 23 year old physics student...

...And So knowledgeable about global politics !!!

...Impressive....

Yet the average 17 year old girl knows what it would take for you to get in her pants....

...That's something YOU are clueless about... It CAN be done, but you simply don't know how....

How does it feel to be outsmarted by the average uneducated teenage girl, Hawking?

>>35304920

Commie cuck spotted.

>>35306511
See ?....

Like I said....

Familiar in vivid detail....

Tell the rest of the class....

Did you prefer your father's penis flaccid or erect ?

...And do humans find your 'kippered herring' stench offensive ?

The funniest thing I've seen all day:

YOU social rejects postulating and proselytizing your completely irrelevant political outlooks.

HINT: the average patch of black mold plays a more dynamic role in politics than ALL OF YOU put together ever will...

Why don't you all just admit that whatever happens with global politics, you'll still be playing Zelda all alone by yourself in a stinky little perspiration smelling room for the rest of your lives ?

>>35306579
Never think I did see it erect actually.

And what's with your weird fixation on dad-dicks anyway?

>>35306640
If thinking that makes you happier with your own lot with life then sure as far as I'm concerned.

It does make me pity you a bit though, that this is how you go about feeling better. Kinda pathetic don't you think?

>>35302581
Hey, YOU....

Yeah.... You, OPhaggotboy

LoL @ 'you' introducing your stupid little thread and pathetic grid...

Is this meant to make you appear 'viable'?

It didn't work

You're still a fat boy

You're still hopelessly trapped in front of an ironically obsolete PC that you whined and complained until you manipulated your mother into purchasing it for you.

You told her that computer would help you get your life together. You actually convinced her the computer and would play a major role in getting a job and maybe meeting a wife and giving your mother grandchildren one day.

If only she knew that you actually intended to simply continue your epic social and sexual failure riddled behavioral pattern with her hard earned money

What kind of political leader begs his mother to buy him a computer?

What kind of 'great thinker' can't think his way into a 'girl's pants'?...

When it comes to leadership, you're the last one in line, and can always be found following the latest trend, desperately trying to fit in

Exactly what do you intend on doing with this pathetic existence of yours?

>>35306643

Swedish, huh ?....

Please go shower....

Thank you

(oh... And use SOAP this time)

>>35306643

>never saw it erect

I'm sorry that you weren't 'hot' enough to turn your father on....

By Swedish standards that makes you something of an outcast

>>35306735
Your insults are quite lacking. Would you like me to help you out with them?

Because this is just getting embarrasing.

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Hey....

Don't get mad at ME....

Vincent D'Onofrio said it

Not Me

Write HIM an angry bitter response

>>35306777

Your existence = no insult needed

You've already helped me plenty by simply being born...

Everything you've ever done since that day just was just icing on my cake

>>35306777

RE: EVERYTHING YOUVE DONE

Speaking of absolutely nothing:

Tell us about your sex life

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b9bec8ece56

I think this video finally clears the air on the global political disparity

I started from scratch with nothing at all, and with nothing more than my Android phone, I created the first Kick Drum track, and each subsequent track afterwards.

I even created the video entirely on my Android phone.

You're probably wondering the correlation between this video and your outlook on politics...

Simple....

Unlike you I actually accomplished something

>>35306844
>>35306859
Happy that you find joy in my humble existence.

You still worry me with this odd belittling of yours. To a nobody like myself it seems like you're just seeking attention and to hurt others to feel better about yourself. Are you aware that there are other methods to accomplish self-worth?

How are you feeling?

>>35306944
Oh you poor, poor sod.

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not even extreme for a german of my age

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kinda right

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I was very left leaning a few years ago.

>>35306389
>I'm a 23 year old physics student.

What's that go to do with economics dumb shit. The government, like yourself, don't know shit about the market so stick your faggot regulations (and opinions) up your arse. Is globalism is beneficial to economic growth? Yes. Does it reduce conflict? Look at Detroit's manufacturing industry.

I agree people who hoard wealth are a problem. Unfortunately again you're too stupid to fight these wealth accumulators as they are international organisations designed to protect their money, you'll never see a cent of their money unless they give it willingly(purchasing land/buying assests/paying ((affordable))taxes). You want globalism but in a globalist market it's ez as pie to hide/transfer money.

>Wealth inequality is a major issue

You should look to your betters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w15kDYI8s8

>>35306957

I used to be one of you

Complaining, Making Excuses, Desperately Trying To Blame Other External Forces for My Own Failure To Perform...

Then I cured myself...

It was EASY AS FUCK

I simply reversed my behavior

BEHAVIORAL MODIFICATION

s i m p l e

I went from being an obese, introverted virgin to being a strong, slim sexual dynamo.

This is a phenomenon known as SELF CONFIDENCE....

You really owe it to yourself to try it one day

By the way, regarding politics, it's clearly self evident that THE LITTLE GUY has no power, no say so

Can you name ANY group of people with less power than you guys?....

Well, that's YOUR choice

Why don't you modify your lives?

And NO, I didn't 'working' out' to become 'fit' like you creepy introverted trend following noobs like to say

I simply REVERSED the exact behavior that made me fat

I reversed the behavior that kept me from getting laid

I reversed the behavior that prevented me from being recognized for my artistic abilities

I ended up being a stripclub DJ who has fucked almost 600 chicks, and have the honor of saying Warner Bros. Records hired me as ZZ TOPs Art Director....

These days, I do freelance illustrations ( depending on whether I do or don't feel like it ) and spend my days laughing and being a kid again with my wife, the former lipstick lesbian who helps me fuck other girls...

Life is grand, indeed...

So.....

You intend on changing the face of global politics ?....

Interesting

Start by changing your own reprehensible behavior

>>35307180
Oh I see, that would explain this then.Belittling others due to an inferiority issue stemming from your lack of confidence in the past.

Take it easy, as you say you've got stuff going for you now. No need to attempt to biggen yourself on others, you're plenty big already. Alrighty.

As for politics, every vote is counted. Even a small effect is an effect. If someone really wanted to becoming politically active isn't very hard, print a pamphlet or find some group of others with the same political interests and promote said interest.

So relax. Continue improving and hope for an even better you tomorrow.

feels pretty good

heil hitler, etc-

i dont know why i got purple

>>35307279
No need to brag here, your credentials are moot.

Put shortly, I don't care how many women you've bed, how slim you are or how loving your wife is. Why should I?

If you want me to think you're doing well? Well, only you can say that or not. I don't matter in that.

When it comes to politics I am mostly fine with the state of affairs currently and do not feel like pursuing political change at all. I've got other things I deem more useful to focus on.

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honestly it's exactly what i expected

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FUCKING COMMIES GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>35302581
suck it normies

>>35302581
Bernie sanders level of political views .

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Wendy, the former lipstick lesbian

She's fucked more young, hot chicks than all of you put together

Last year, she and i had a blast plowing through girlfriends

Three hotties.. young
Right there at the end of the year, for the imaginary holidays, we started hitting number four. We're still dating her...

Lol @ amateur armchair psychologists, who still think bacon drops to the level of schoolyard psychoanalysis, and diagnose my tough love, in your face, brutal honesty as 'me being miserable and needing to lash out to make myself feel better'.....

Wouldn't your life be splendid if only it was that predictably simple ?

Hahahaha

Miserable ?... ME ?!!!

Like I said, I reversed that a long time ago

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>>35302581
im a nazi lol

>>35307355

The day that the opinions of 'Warner Brothers records, internationally famous musicians, and hundreds of hot girls' is moot compared to the effeminate, bitter, pompous, self entitled opinion of a complete social and sexual novice.....

I'll be sure to let you know immediately

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hellllo

tgphppi

>>35307595

When I was sent to prison for aggravated assault I was surprised to learn that all the big badass neo-nazis work nothing more than your average Nelly overly effeminate homosexuals attempting to compensate and distract from their desire to suck your dick.....

how long have you felt this need to compensate?

have your attempts to intimidate people had any efficacy whatsoever?...

Then why do you continue if it doesn't work?

>>35307595

Name the top 27 reasons you feel inferior to everybody else, and be sure to list them in alphabetical order

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>>35307744
I'm not really a nazi

>>35307595

Are you aware that there is a even more exciting new trend for you to follow? It's called 'acceptance of your own homosexuality and embracing yourself for all of your many many many repugnant flaws'

You should jump on the bandwagon quick before it goes out of fashion the same way your little 'closet homosexual Nazi Trend' did

>>35307789

Duhhh

That was kind of a given

Nobody is....

But I'm not going to let that stop me from having fun insulting Nazis

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hippity hoppity get off my property

Much too everybody's surprise I am not here to entertain THEM.....

I'm here to entertain myself

And so far I have done a stellar job of it

>>35307893
That was adorable

.... in a decidedly infantile fashion

The type of adorable when a 19 month old baby accidentally gets his own feces on his chin after putting his face into a poopy diaper and then starts to cry

look at the bright side

At least for a minute it appeared you could grow a beard

Now that's a first

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You are all plebs.
oregano

Okay kids... Uncle Johnny is about to elegant beautiful genius wife to lunch....

that means all of you children are going to get to play in your little sandbox of self pity...

When I come back from lunch I better not find any of you hurt or intentionally asphyxiated in your own self-loathing

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Forever a leftie.

>>35307974

And you... Just like the rest of the human race... A a, self-conscious, needy, uncertain irrelevance... powerless to change the world around you

>>35308033
Enough about which hand do you use to masturbate while thinking about Donald Trump.

You are a political Powerhouse... tell us all about your Amazing Earth changing political series

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ok

hate away robots

>>35308056
>>35308056
>a joke political compass that is off the chart
>literally cannot get it on your own
>insults me needlessly
So are you still a KHV at 35? Is that why you feel the need to insult people who post jokes on a fucking imageboard? God you're pathetic.

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Wtf but I hate the left

>>35308132

Amazingly enough you get even one single detail correct... Not even one.

Are you ever going to get anything right?

>>35306385
SJWs are authoritarian, not libertarian. There's a reason people call feminism a marxist ideology.

>>35308086
I don't understand what you are trying to convey dudeskiis.

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>>35302581
R8 me pls, originally.

Didnt*

Creepydude

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>>35302597
>you have been m00ted for 2 seconds
i'm a leftie, who knew

>>35308201
I tried rating you, but 'future transvestite AIDS prostitute with inverted nipples' wasn't a choice

>>35308193
I don't know how I'll sleep at night

YOU understanding 'what I'm doing' is the sole purpose for my existence

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Come on, being like Gandhi is ideal. Anyone who isn't a pacifist is just being edgy.

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so I'm the furthest right here?

Isn't johnny neptune a crackhead?

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Socially I'm a leftie and I have no idea about economy so I guess it's correct...

>>35308572

Well he went off for lunch i.e. bluck cum out of his wifes pusy

guess I'll never get my answer

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meh, not like this hasnt been seen before

i guess this is unoriginal [spoiler/]

>>35308993
is this how you spoiler?

>>35308634

Back

Oh, yes...

Of course, YES....

Crack cocaine is a great thing

Hence, my irreverent crackhead addiction

....You're terrible at this

>>35308572

Let's try something legitimate this time:
WHY CANT YOU CONVINCE A FEMALE TO INVEST EVEN ONE HOUR INTO YOUR LIFE?

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Do you want an honest answer?

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most of redit (green square) come at night for some reason

>>35302649
Pretty much this except 2 squares right and 2 squares down

>>35309555

Lol @ you guys effeminate obsession with reddit

Yeah, you spelled it wrong

When are you going to realize that you're the gay reddit?

There's no difference

Except you're gay

>>35309555

Most heterosexuals cum at night

But then again, I also cum in the mornings

Because unlike you, I wake up next to my wife every morning

What's it like being so god damn ALONE ?

It must be mind numbing

I'd be suicidal too, if I were you

>>35309782
it was intentional you reditor fagot
you retard americans and your double letters make no sense

>>35309845
im volcel you normalfag

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>falling for the ideology meme

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>>35302581
Hey I'm your average anti-sjw

Hahaha

What's so 'voluntary' about having women laugh behind your back ?

Don't tell me....

You had a special T shirt made

On the front it says NOT YET... JUST WAIT

And on the back it says OKAY YOU CAN LAUGH NOW, LADIES

>>35309867
Oh, so you're not an American ?

No wonder I smelled desperation a

>>35310095
Since when is 'sjw' an acronym for 'heterosexual' ?

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>muh blue quadrant anti-degeneracy!

Authoritarian shits. You're probably the first ones I'm going to hunt down after the bombs drop.

>>35309867

Thank God it was just you

I was beginning to think I was getting another yeast infection in my bellybutton

Hey....

Here in America we use SOAP

Try it

>>35310319
As if you'll be able to hunt anyone down while being assfucked by your uncle

again

You're what horny, radiation sickness uncles refer to as a 'post apocalyptic playtoy'

>>35310271
it sure is desperate to attend top level law school in eu for free

>>35309867
RE: smiling

Sorry about that

Maybe one day your shitcountry will discover DENTISTRY

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I'd say my results were fairly accurate
Maybe I'm a bit further down and right, but overall pretty good

>>35310402
>>35310330

i dont understand
is bad teeth a meme for insulting non americans now?
i couldnt have missed a meme coming, i go here every day

>>35310433
A: yes

Any other questions?

>>35310511
its not really a good meme because americans are more dirty than europeans (except maybe moldovans, albos and similar)

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but really, ideologies are spooks

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I keep moving up-right every year

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>>35302581
Really took by surprise

>>35307661
They are, as far as I and plenty others here are concerned you might as well be a cesspit-cleaner.

It makes no difference in how we relate.

And it takes no armchair psychologist to see that you're either hurting or compensating for something. It's plain as day. But as long as you're happy you'll be fine. Enjoy your girls while you can. But if you were truly happy with all that, why are you here being antagonistic with random people?