>that feeling when you wake up

>>35302199
>grab a brush and put a little makeup

fucking turn off the retarded original robot it ruins so many of my fucking posts

>Wake up
>Still not in middle earth
sigh

How do you become a morning person?

I feel and look like shit for at least two hours after waking up.

My whole body is stiff, my face is puffy, my eyes are red, my skin is patchy and I feel in a shitty mood.

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>>35302296
>wake up
>be in the middle of mordor, near the mount doom
>incredibly hot
>orcs notice you
>get tortured to death
At least I could smell the sweet scent of death.

>>35302199
>wake up
>reload program self_inflicted_misery.exe
>masturbate and look at 4chan all day
>go to sleep

>>35303518
>implying a fantasy world would be like JRRT view and not Miura's
>implying orcs wouldnt rape you in horrible ways

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>>35302199
>those first few blissful moments when you wake up
>then you remember who you are