>Grandma found the cock crimper
>>35301161
What the fuck is a cock crimper?
>Grandma found the Shlong Slider
>>35301211
>he doesn't know what a cock crimper is
>>35301260
That cannot be good for your dick.
>>35301283
>Doesn't want a curve
>Doesn't want to be a normie
Ok famalam
>>35301377
What is the purpose of the "curve"?
Does it enhance sexual orgasm? Or does it cause blood clots in your dick?
>Cousin Mortimer uncovered the lost secret of the ancient Egyptian semen sarcophagus
>>35301490
I think the purpose of this stuff is just to stop you from getting a boner.