/britfeel/

Nah I only lurk, I ain't paying shit

>>35297558
South African here.

>people get around the licence by reading the archives
Scum of the Earth, desu.

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>>35297623
Lurking is reading it, PAY UP before we send the detector van round

>>35297558
Who do I pay it to? Lenlad?

>>35297706
yes

PO Box: the rochdale canal, manchester gay village

My dads slowly turning against my NEET lifestyle and sleep pattern. He just turned the internet off. Had to resort to my phone data.

>>35297558
Reading at the moment but someone is blaring rock music

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Brit streets seem kinda depressing.

>>35297743
How old are you, anon? Any experience in some form of studying/work since you've finished school?

>>35297743
My family don't like my sleeping pattern, the only problem is I'm not a NEET.
I even went to the doctors about it, but they just told me to take Nytol which doesn't do anything anymore

>>35297743
I used to pretend to have a part time job when I was a NEET so my parents would leave me be
secretly I'd just go into manchester and have some fast food then go for a walk around

had to stop though once I was down to my last 1000 pounds

then I figured I'd have to get a real job

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>>35297752
that looks a pretty shitty area lad, mine looks more like this

>>35297756
22. Just quit a job I'd worked for 4 years in November. It was a night time job and I'd been on night shifts there for 2 years, it was ruining my life, or so I thought. Turns out me being me is ruing my life. Anyway, I can't seem to slip back into a daytime routine, my body seems forever stuck in night mode. I don't mind it but its not exactly practical in running with the rest of the world.

My goal was to learn programming or something with all my free time but I'm lazy as shit. I'll probably just get one of those upper class call centre jobs eventually and move out, doubt I'm cut out for uni.
>>35297775
What you do lad? Nightshifts? Is nytol sleeping meds? Never tried that stuff.
>>35297822
Haha that's hilarious, maybe I'll consider doing it if they really get on my back. I once pretended to go the dole after getting kicked off it. Was literally no way I could imagine dropping lower than getting kicked off the dole. Just went for a walk each week when my "meeting" was. What you working as now?

>>35297891
>What you working as now?
At the moment I work at Morrisons

though after my fake part time job I first got a job at tesco

tesco's annoying since more dumb people go there
and morrisons is alright since most people know what they're doing so you can go through the day on autopilot

>>35297891
>What you do lad? Nightshifts? Is nytol sleeping meds? Never tried that stuff.
I'm a student, most of my lectures are at 9 so I need to get up. Nytol is an over the counter antihistamine which helps you helps you get to sleep provided you don't take it too often

>>35297875
Looks fucking cozy af, lad. Like something out of a book.

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what you lads upto tonight then?

Just finished wanking now I'm finally going to start watching the thing for the first time

>>35298029
Sitting at my desk waiting for my shift to end.

I'm trying to do some writing but it's going terribly.

>>35298029
long wank lad
>>35298053
nightwatchanon?

>>35298053
You were talking about struggling with it the other day before the thread got pruned, devito guy here. Keep at it, you're bound to improve the more you do it. Can always edit anything you write out later as well, guess writing anything down is the important part, which it seems like you're doing. You read any books lately to maybe gain inspiration from? Maybe that would help.

>>35298160
Its all about finding the correct material, I get distracted and end up watching random as shit youtube videos aswell while searching.

>>35298160
>nightwatchanon?
Forever and always, lad.

>>35298200
I've been reading non-stop. At first it inspired me, but now it's just driving me into an endless despair by convincing me I can never hope to be as good as those authors.

This whole thing is absolute garbage, I don't know why I feel so obliged to finish it. I just don't want to throw away almost a year of writing, let alone the months of planning beforehand.

I don't think I'm going to make it to church today which is a shame

>>35298370
Ah don't get disheartened securityanon. It always hurts when to compare yourself to people who've already made it, I bet they had tons of stuff they weren't happy about either. Gotta start somewhere. I bet this whole process has made you a better writer, even if it doesn't seem like it yet. You'll probably learn from mistakes and know how to structure a book better if you do it again.

Try and have fun with it. Doesn't have to be perfect, though I know you must be extra critical about this stuff when it's your own work. Hope it goes well anyway. You ever read Name of the wind? Currently rereading it, its been a while.

>>35298567
the important part is dedicating your time to Him, lad, not where you do it

put aside the same amount of time you'd have spent there to appreciate and be thankful for what He gives us, and there's no need for church

>>35298567
Just google the answers lad. I used to go to church but just started googling "what's the point". Ended up here

It's 08:10 am over here, I've been up since 19:30 pm last night. Feeling wired. What should I do? Just had a coffee, an instant cappuccino (pretty damn good desu) and might go for a nice shit (the post coffee cigarette always gets my bowels moving). Not sure what to do afterwards. Any suggestions?

>>35298696
How's Scotland treating you lad? Sucks about the time difference change since brexit.

>>35298735
I'm in South Africa.

>>35298605
Never read that one, no. What's it about?

Last proper book I read was Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson. Cracking read, except for a really long and really dry chapter about ancient sumerian linguistics that bored the bollocks off me. Everything else about it was great though.

>>35298746
Sigh... Here you go. If you miss the renewal date we're gonna have to make you fill in an appeal application and have lenlad overlook it.

>>35298746
Don't forget your temporary visa is up for renewal in two hours, lad. I hope you kept it.

>>35298810
I already issued him one at 8am yesterday m8. Don't let him off with a warning, we've got to be strict on immigrants.

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>>35298817
I've seen this getting posted. Can I have a quick rundown on these applications and what they mean?

>>35298609
I haven't been in over a year and I haven't been praying either. I really want to go today but i haven't been able to sleep

>>35298840
I see. Sorted lad, duplicate pass revoked

>>35298863
An American asked if he was allowed to post here a few weeks back. I gave him a day pass with the customary bird attached. He returned it the day after and was granted a 1 month /britfeel/ visa by another member of the committee. Gotta be strict with these things if we want to maintain order.

Facing quite a slow thread this morning

>>35298787
Ah, I'll have to add it to my list. Its basically just a classic fantasy story which follows this guy. He's a bit of a Mary sue desu but the writing makes up for it and its kinda the point of the character. Its got a really original take on magic in it. I need to get into reading more books I think.

>>35298939
I'll do my best.

>>35299295
Are they normally faster?

>>35299401
It's usually 5 monutes between posts but a twenty minute gap is unusual

>>35299438
Not at this time of the morning, lad.

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GOOD MORNING LADS
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What's this shit I'm hearing about Craig just casually popping by ? Seems as if we're slacking, boys. It's March, so we got time, but if things continue as they have been, we're going to be knee-deep in shit.

On a brighter note, it seems as if we can all congregate in peace and that the rest will only start coming in towards the end of the year (October?).

I know I shouldn't be bringing it up, but seeing as Craig has, I thought that it's ok to mention it over the weekend.

Take care for now, lads. Big week ahead.

>>35299718
Get tae fuck ye boy-shaggin jessie

a lot of people say that i have a trap body. I'm not gay but do you think i could make money by camming?

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SUUUUUNDAY MOORNING
PRAAAISE THE DAAWNING
IT'S JUUST A RESTLESSS FEELING
BYY MY SIDE

EAARLY DAAWNING
SUUNDAAY MOORNING
ITT'S ALL THEE WAASTED YEARS
So close behind

>>35299912
post pics and we'll tell you lad

>>35300007
Just tried to take a comical picture of my belly pretending to be the trap guy. In too good shape to look fat though. Need to sort it

>>35300007
>lad
that's a trap in the making, don't call her lad now. we've got to start prepping her...

>>35299922
Are we singing now?

Wrong way down a one way street!

>>35300323
Yer father would be proud

What's the difference between /brit/ and /britfeel/ laddos?

>>35300411
/britfeel/ feels

and moves slower so actual discussion can happen instead of /brit/'s high-speed banter

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>>35300350
Ye-ey!

>>35300455
What do they feel about? Poo and willies?

>>35300475
I personally feel ur mam's tits lmao

>>35300475
It used to be the classics but now it's gone onto some weird shite

Had another weird funny turn/fit in the night, my 4th one of the day. This time as I was laying in bed. Woke up shortly after coverd in sweat and shaking. Ha. Probably nothing, right guys?

>>35297743
woke up today at 5:00 PM after having a dream about fighting a russian invasion. our commander was a qt topless german woman ;_;

>>35300575
i had dream where it was me and milo with assault rifles shooting up an airport

Forgot that church starts at 11 instead of 10 so spent another half hour in bed. Cosy.

Just have a wank and talk to yourself, maybe him an old George Michael song. Basically the same thing as church.

>>35300858
It really isn't, hedonist

>>35300875
I used to be hardcore into Jesus but when I got to a certain age and developed rational thinking I couldn't make sense of believing in one religion when there are literally thousands who all claim to be the truth, all funnily enough with no actual evidence. Sure you can believe in creationism all you want, but to pinpoint it down to an imaginary mythos is just fucking silly and you're as bad as waifu posters.

Christian values are good though to an extent, if they are based in actual morality and not arbitrary rules.

How does it feel knowing that you have to go to church once a week because you can't figure out that being a cunt is bad?

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>>35300926
Almost forgot. Sorry about it not being a fedora post, I hope this will suffice?

>>35300926
>all funnily enough with no actual evidence
There is evidence Jesus existed. Whether he was actually the son of God or just a really good guy is up to you to decide.

>>35300961
I'm now imaging crusades over a "good guy"

"Die heathens, have you not heard about our lord Jesus? He's a super cool dude, such a bro" You're alright christiananon

Keep having a dream where I'm at the top of a zip line waiting for my turn, then when its finally my turn and I'm at the edge, the guy unhooks the seat and swaps it for a noose.

What does my brain mean by this?

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Bumping a britfeel. This doesn't feel right.

Morning lads. going to watch a few episodes of Tom and Jerry , drink my coffee, then prepare for my interview for a few hours, get bored of that and end up watching loads of films from my watchlist.

What you kids doing today?

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morning lads

>>35301624
probably just gonna read and work on an essay

>>35301639
what you reading at the moment anon?
I'm looking for new recs

and whats your essay on?

>>35301624
>What you kids doing today?
Found a hot instagram to wank to. Then probably watch some anime, might have some weed. Later gonna work out. Might have a family memeber cut my hair because it's long as fuck and making my neck ass gross and spotty.

Time for bed. Goodnight lads.

Other bfd

>>35301742
>Found a hot instagram to wank to
do share.

>>35301830
>do share.
https://www.instagram.com/karinairby/?hl=en
90% of it is thong bikini pics.
>tfw will never have a slave-gf who I will make wear skimp outfits for my enjoyment

Any /russellgroup/ here?

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had I dream I kissed a woman last night

it was cosy but surprisingly wet

woke up, still a KHHV

>>35301792
>Goodnight lads.
Mate it's 9.30 am

You'll have to call again, I'm just leaving. I'm uh. Not dressed properly.

>>35301878
I had a dream I had a fancy dinner date with Lauren Southern and then we kissed fully but tenderly and then I woke up in the comfiest state of bliss. I still remember that kiss.

>>35301648
On the Road

essay is on the Tet Offensive

So i've been NEET for 6 years now

I'm gonna get a job because I reached maximum boredom

>>35301933
What Uni la?

Originalo

>>35301857
>https://www.instagram.com/karinairby/?hl=en
she's sexy. good find.

>bought burgers from marks
>recommends using the grill
>my grill is shit

let's see how this works out lads

>>35301878
I had a dream where there was an old black man on his hospital bed, dying and I felt his heartbeat get slower until it stopped and he died. This song was playing in my dream: https://youtu.be/ECRJL_8kQes

I have some weird dreams

>>35302069
nigger got what was coming to him if you ask me

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Pretty sure i've lost the will to live lads. Don't get any enjoyment out of the things i used to, don't have the energy to do any work, or even watch tv or something. Just spend my time doing literally nothing, just lying in bed or refreshing 4chan over and over.

I keep trying to purposefully give myself sleep paralysis now, just so i feel some emotion.

>>35302055
you can do burgers in the oven as well lad. if your grill is shit just use that

having a poo x

>>35301878
Holy shit this is the worst. I've had a few dreams similar to this and believed what was happening 100% and was intensely happy. Then you wake up and realise nothings changed.
>>35302301
Yeah I reckon I'm addicted to 4chan. I've managed to stop playing games, and the only difference is now I spend all that time browsing 4chan.

>>35302466
Still makes me laugh thinking an old paki like yourself just started taking tranny pills.What were you thinking you madman.

>>35301601
what the original fuck was that

>poley shits up BOTH /brit/ and /britfeel/

>>35302638
Have you tried ignoring him?

If he gets no replies (including ones where you talk about him but don't link to his post) he goes away.

He's also banned, so reporting him for evasion usually works too

>>35302647
He still posts though. Can we deport him to brit/pol/ somehow?

>>35302645
I've seen your pictures you went from refugee raping paki to creepy groper numale paki. No fem at all.

just booked a short break to Cornwall laddo's.

anybody been?

>>35302638
also shit up /sp/ during the Euros with his retarded offtopic trannyposting - of course i reported every single one of his posts

>>35302687
went on holidays there as a kid i always enjoyed it.

STOP REPLYING TO HIM
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Fucking...ow.

origblox

>>35302766
>Dude
>Lame
FOY

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I'm at the Bloodhound SSC open day event today it's robotastic.

Fuck off, /sp/ is for sports, not blog posts about your diet and pills

>>35301624
need to do some washing but cba. prob watch a film or 2 maybe have a fanny about and have a doodle on muh tablet if it's not playing up
but first i'm gonna get out of bed and get stoned.

>>35302691
4 months is nothing you filthy paki

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>>35302721
I thought /pol/ already cross-posted signifcantly on /sp/ but it was a different beast during the Euros. Multiple game threads became about refugee cock and other countries desperatly trying to claim they're white.

>>35302447
I'd prefer to fry them but i'm just gonna see how the grill turns out

How many of you lads have any friends. Honestly I have a couple people on my course I talk to etc but no friends.

>>35302898
Similar. I have a couple of friends but we are drifting. Haven't seen them in months even though they live nearby.

Got work colleagues, though I note I don't get invited out.

I'm so sick of this being single thing for so many years.

>>35302898
No real friends. I'm friendly with my neighbour and we'll talk tech stuff but we're not really friends.

I tried reigniting friendships with former school/college friends but I either just got a "Seen 14:21" or a short pity chat

>>35302898
Technically I have friends but I only see them once/twice a year.

>>35302766
>RAWR so randum

>>35302898
>>35302898
6 great mates from my hometown, but we are all scattered around the country now.
probably like 2 mates in my new town, but not v good

>>35302892
well ganbatte lad.
i like how you're sticking with the cooking guide
hope they turn out nice

got a phd interview tuesday lads

whats even the point

>>35302924
>>35302912
Read a post on reddit recently that someone on /brit/ linked me to. He mentioned like he felt he was an extra in other people's movies. Kind of hit home with me tbqh either that or I'm the star of an incredibly boring indie film about a complete loser.

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>>35297558
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>14 year old boy comes into the surgery
>Suffers from a 1 inch micropenis
>Hates getting changed in front of other boys
>Wants me to give him a note to get out of PE
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35302969
I've never felt like that. That's less "I'm a boring lonely guy" and more "I'm a insecure faggot".

>>35302969
>He mentioned like he felt he was an extra in other people's movies
Yeah I get that. I enjoyed The Great Gatsby because it's basically about being a character in a much more interesting person's story.

Crying at this new series of Digimon. Good lord.

>>35302969
Yeah, I see that. I've always likened it to being outside someone's house looking in at the window, but never actually invited in. Just talked to when needed and the window and curtains shut when not needed.

Not in a Pevy peeping tom way mind.

>>35302969
What a pathetic way to think.

I'm a 25 year old virgin and I feel sorry for that loser.

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>>35302983
Alright just because you don't like the analogy doesn't mean you need to say stuff like that. I'm well aware I'm insecure

>very few matches on tinder
>Never actually have much conversation if any with few matches I do get

Is tinder even worth it anymore? Are there actual people wanting a date/fuck on there? Or is it just a game to most?

>>35303019
stop being insecure

>>35302999
Just talk to a girl you pathetic numale

>>35303029
>match with a bunch of girls
>half of them never respond
>25% are clearly cock teasing
>the other quarter just want to tell you their life story

But fair play when I did it I also played it as a game, I got the numbers of some chicks I had no interest in just to see if I could. I treated it like I was warming myself up and once I realised I was doing that I just uninstalled tinder.

It really is a piece of shit. No one is starting a good relationship on it and you have better odds getting laid in a nightclub.

>>35303068
What were your opening lines?

I try and use something from.their profile, same for okcupid but get nothing.

Don't understand how people here can use tinder. Reckon it would crush any vestiges of my ego left

>>35303033
be less of a twat

>>35303081
Desperation? Hope?

That's pretty much mine. I don't actually expect anything, but for a few minutes each day I get to see beautiful women and pretend one of them might like me.

>>35303075
I started off doing that but I think it (bro science incoming) puts you in a place of weakness since it shows you up as a guy clearly trying to make conversation instead of the aloof loner badass girls want. I would get results just being a dick, the furthest I got with a girl (she sent me half nude pics via whatsapp) I kept saying that I fucked her grandmother.

By just saying mean dumb shit you'll get a lot of interest but it also means the whole thing becomes a game and pointless and you treat the people like they're characters in a video game.

>>35303104
Maybe but I'm pretty narcissistic and since generally at best tinder will match you up with girls a couple points behind you in attractiveness I think I'd have a meltdown. For lads it basically can't be used as a way to build your confidence unless you're a 10/10 and had no idea.

>>35303122
So basically, tinder isn't worth it. I've tried pick up lines, I've tried making g conversation, I even tried opening with jokes, no response.

I'll try being a dick and if that doesn't get me anywhere, I'll just delete it.

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>>35303122
Here's an excerpt from that chat. I would always switch to text message instead of the tinder chat as I read it's a good power play.

>>35303175
I think if you want to date online you have to use okcupid or one of those serious ones.

My cousin found his fiance on one of them but he's in his late 30s which is kind of the demo for those sites I think

>>35303189
I'm using the okcupid app, but I can't seem to reduce the filter, so it is showing me women that are like an hour's drive away. But the matches on there are awful.

But I'll try again with some less conversation lines and more acting like a dick ones.

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not good lads, spend the night downloading some animu to fill my lazy sunday
1 out of 3 has downloaded properly, 1's downloaded but it's fucking english dubbed. the fucking last 1 is only on 8% startded fucking downloading at 2 last night.
not happy. gonna go for an angry wank in a min. then will try again

>>35303029
>Is tinder even worth it anymore?

its shit in my area. its ok to use on the side but it shouldent be taken seriously. most women just use it as a game. some use it to date but they are usually extremely boring, or fat. the few that use it to fuck have retarded standards.

actual dating site like pof are better for dating. they are still pretty shit but i have gotten better results from pof. im not exactly a 10/10 but im at least a 7 on a good day, and women will often say i am good looking, cute, and handsome.

>>35303269
Pof free?

I refuse to pay to find a date. Might as well give up and pay a hooker at that point.

>tfw been up since 5pm yesterday

I'm gonna try to stay up till 6 or so and then i'll go to bed

If I sleep 12 hours then i'll get up at 6 and i'll be like a normal human

>>35303275
If you end up going for a prostitute I have a few tips for that as well.

I'm the guy that lost his virginity to the ex-page 3 model prostitute

>>35303254
>1's downloaded but it's fucking english dubbed
That shit shouldnt exist.

>>35303275
Hookers won't kiss and cuddle.

>>35303275
POF tries the ol jew trick, got to pay to use some of the services lad
i went on it for a bit.didn't speak to anybody, i just liked looking at grils

I think all the virgin lads on here should she a whore. Just get it out of the way.

>>35303189
yeah, i remember being a dick a few times on pof, and tinder, and it seemed to work. i never do it though because its not me, and i would never have a relationship with a girl like this. i would rather remain single. most women on dating sites and pof want a guy to entertain them.

>>35303298
Like 90% of them do.

The only thing that all escorts won't do is bareback.

>>35303301
>try online dating
>getting loads of messages
>can't view them because you need premium
>get premium
>messages suddenly disappear
>haven't had any in weeks

>>35303298
Don't get that anyway.

>>35303301
Just filling in the form, it asks for my salary. Fuck off, I don't want to be filtered by how much I make!

>>35303294
tell me about it. and why fucking mix them up with the english subbed stuff. absolute twats.
my fucking heart broke, i can't cheat.
need to get downloading again

>>35303317
So I'm paying 100+ quid an hour to fuck a condom?

>>35303337
If you're clean looking and not a weirdo they'll suck you off without condom and my girl would swallow my cum but yeah bareback is the absolutely no no.

Also a lot of escorts won't do blacks or pakis.

>>35303275
yeah its free, for the most part anyway. there is the odd thing you cant do with out paying but its still usable

its not great but its worth a go. its better than tinder in my opinion. girls are less stuck up on pof. probably the best dating sites are the ones you pay for but im not desperate enough yet to give them a try.

>>35303342
>but yeah bareback is the absolutely no no.

weird. i remember looking up escorts a while ago and some said you can extra for a bareback fuck.

doubt i will ever get an escort now.

Once I get my bedroom painted up I'm gonna go to nightclubs and pick up girls there to bring back and fuck. Probably join one of those pua groups so I don't have to wait in the lines by my self

>>35303318
i noticed when i hadn't been on for a while the messages stopped. then 5 min after looking on it again i'd be getting messages saying slag#8000000000002 wants to meet you
don't think i even had a picture up
>>35303325
tell em you're a gazzillionaire. or better yet say who cares about money when you've a 10 inch penis with a 6 inch girth

>>35303336
What anime you downloading senpai?

>>35303385
sure you will buddy

>>35303384
probably was a scam or something then.

on adultwork you get blacklisted if it's found out you even asked for bareback

>>35303254
Why aren't you using nya?

>>35303394
>projecting will help me

I've done it plenty of times before lad.

>>35303396
>probably was a scam or something then.

did seem fake. was like 2 years ago though so i cant remember properly

oh lol. if i got an escort i probably would of ended up asking, then again i would of probably told them its my first time getting an escort so they might understand .

the first girl i fucked, i only done it with her like 6 times but what i would normally do is fuck her bareback and then put on a condom when i was getting close to cumming. second girl i fucked, i only done it with her once, she was on the pill and i cream pied her. wish she never ended it with me a few days later.

>>35303411
not him but how do you even pull girls in clubs? never know what im doing when i go clubbing.

>>35303393
girls und panzer [that was the english dubbed 1]
sekai de ichiban tsuyoku naritai [seen it before, but want that bonus content, that was the 1 taking ages]
downloaded perfect blue. that was the ok 1
>>35303407
i am senpai, well perfect blue was from bakabt
the english subbed fiasco was caused by my own stupidity, must have clicked the wrong 1

>>35300570
Know no one is replying but just had another one. This is hell lads.

>>35303464
Accept rejection and just walk up to girl after girl. All the girls there want fucked so you just have to play the numbers. What you say and do is largely irrelevant as long as you aren't weird.

>>35303473
i dont get what you mean, lad. you had an actual fit in the night? best going the doctors. i suffer from sleep paralyses, its horrible. had a few panic attacks too and i felt like killing myself

>>35300570
you've not been having a good time have you lad, hasn't this been going on for a few days now?
you getting the doctors rung tomorrow yeah.

>>35303467
>girls and tanks
Shit
>strongest in the world
shit
>kanzen aoi
decent

>>35303486
>What you say and do is largely irrelevant as long as you aren't weird.

but do you just walk up to them, try talking to them, or right out ask them for a fuck? i sometimes get dancing with a girl but i never know where to take it.

>>35303502
caring about another pakis taste

>>35303493
It's more like an intense feeling of nausea/blood rushing to your head. My thoughts become very disjointed but frustratingly familiar. I have to slam my eyes shut and just let it past. Feel like I'm going to be sick afterwards. I'm sure this is drug abuse catching up with me even though I've been mostly sober this year

>>35303254
back in 2009 I used to run my PC for weeks at a time just to download obscure series being seeded by 1 other person

getting what you want in a day would have been a dream

>>35303524
think i have had something similar. i felt like lots of thoughts where rushing through my heads, and it couldent make them stop, and i had a adrenaline rush, and as you said an intense feeling of blood rushing to my head. i have never taken drugs though.

go the doctors, lad. its not nice.

>>35303502
>girls and tanks
Shit
so?
>strongest in the world
shit
i disagree with you there. i fucking love it
>kanzen aoi
decent
not seen it yet
>>35303520
i hope you're not calling me a paki.

>>35303556
How long did it go on for? How did it stop?

>>35303574
>How long did it go on for

dont know, felt like about half an hour, maybe long, it was a good few years ago when it happened. it only happened a few times. not sure how i stopped it, it just went away. if it never stopped, and i had to put up with it forever, i would of definitely killed myself. so, get help, because i know how horrible it is. think it happened to me because something very bad happened in my life and it fucked me up mentally.

>>35303507
Just say whatever comes naturally but don't be weird or aggressive. Cheesy chat up lines do work not because they're funny but because they're obvious, you're declaring your interest in them and looking for them to reciprocate.

I know what you mean there my biggest mistake starting out (this is more at house parties) was I never advanced, I would just enjoy having a girl fawn over me. When I was about 19 I once had a girl spoon with me in a bed and only weeks later did I realise I could have fucked her since she was almost literally asking for it.

One thing I would avoid though is buying them a drink to start off. I always feel if you do that they'll just take the drink and bugger off but once you get them talking and they're sticking to you buying them a drink is a good move.

Also you can google for pua communities near you, they are full of scummy guys but the baseline tactics do work

>>35303605
I'm already on pills and in therapy. Maybe it's all the stress I've been trying to squash down because I'm 30 in less than 2 weeks and I have absolutely nothing to look forward to.

>>35303569
I'm calling him a paki

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Lads I recently bought this mop and it's the best thing I've bought in ages.

Instead of manually wringing out the mop you put your foot in the little lever thing and it spins it dry for you.

>>35303544
i remember having to load games on my spectrum sinclair, don't know the exact years though. that used to take ages senpai.i'd put 1 in to load then go have my tea, then a bath, then do my homework,then wait another hour for it load.
now i laugh when i see people getting annoyed at waiting a few min for them to load

>>35303618
>Don't be weird or aggressive
Think you've got lost lad, do you know where you are?

>>35303637
that's ok then
thought i was going to have to show you the cider bacon and sausages in muh fridge

>>35303665
>implying i dont pay someone to do the mopping for me

lad pls how am i supposed to enjoy my kettle crisps any other way?

>>35303704
I'd honestly like a maid and they're not that expensive but I worry she'd harm my animu figurines

just woke up, more zelda today, i think ill try to actually start doing more of the main quest today rather than exploring random areas

this track is pretty awesome for a boss theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv487XpKudE

>>35302633
Thats what medium wealth people get up to.

>>35303618
thanks. yeah, next time i am out, and want to try picking up a girl, i will try flirting with them more and try a chat up line.

>One thing I would avoid though is buying them a drink to start off. I always feel if you do that they'll just take the drink and bugger off but once you get them talking and they're sticking to you buying them a drink is a good move.

yeah they probably will. girls i have spoke to said they will get guys to buy them drinks at clubs because it saves them buying their own, and this is girls that are like 5s and 6s.

>>35303726
Yeah true, its hard to find a good cleaner. But when you do its great to walk around in your pajamas as she cleans the feet beneath you.

>>35303703
Sounds pretty tasty desu. More of a black pudding guy though.

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Been awake for 20 minutes and my day is already fucking ruined.

>go downstairs for some breakfast
>mum asks if I want a ham sandwich
>tells me she'll shout for me when it's done
>go back downstairs get my sandwich
>bring it to my room and get all comfy, put a film on
>bite into the sandwich
>oh god the horror

Who even buys this fucking trash.

>>35303753
People who think they're too good for spam

>>35303672
the sinclair spectrum (32) was the only console I had growing up until I was about 8
awful looking back on it, what were they thinking

>>35303753
Is this not the same as corned beef? I love corned beef sandwiches.

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>>35303777
I fucking wish. Corned beef at least has the texture of meat. This is just mush.

Alright lads?

Is it wrong that I've stopped talking to a friend because I hate his girlfriend?

I hadn't seen him in about 6 months, then one night, we agreed to meet up to get something to eat, then catch a movie. I was pretty excited to see him, but he told me he wanted to bring his new girlfriend (They'd been together for about 3 months at this point). I bit the bullet, and said he was fine to bring her. I'm pretty good socially, so meeting her was no problem.

However the night was fucking terrible. The entire time we ate, they both sat there playing Pokemon GO on their fucking IPhones, and making little to no effort to talk. I tried my best to engage his GF with small talk, hoping to build up an actual dialogue with her, but she'd bring up her phone mid conversation.

Since then, I've spoke to him maybe once every 3 months, in passing. I have no interest in seeing him, because I know he'll bring his annoying girlfriend, as they now live together, so I'd have no chance in seeing him alone.

Would you have done the same? I just have no desire to see either of them after being so rude last time

>>35303822
>Friend
Stopped reading right there mate boohoo

>>35303822
Nope cut him off. We are all you need.

>>35303822
>Would you have done the same? I just have no desire to see either of them after being so rude last time

probably the same as you, or give them one more chance. they sound stupid, especially his gf. i cant stand people who are so rude as to bring out there phone mid chat. i dont know why the fuck they would play pokemon go when they should be catching up with you.

>fart
>dont recognise smell
What sorcery is this?

>>35303822
>alright lads
stopped reading there tbqh, no i'm not alright

>>35303822
>Alright lads?
Stopped reading there. Dont assume my gender.

>>35303873
>If you have friends, you're a normie

not really because you can be friends with other outcasts. its like saying that nerds that meet up to play yugioh are normies. being a normie is all about your personality, and interest.

>>35303747
well i'd sent my mum shopping for me and didn't even think of black pud senpai. i couldn't think what to get so told her get nice stuff. she came back with a good assortment. the old girl dun good
>>35303753
i'd be having words with mummy if that happened to me. unacceptable, unedible, dissapointing
would be a few of those words
>>35303814
looks a bit like spam, but with spam it's not pretending to be anything, you know what it is. aresholes and eyelids. mmm mmm mmm

>>35303912
Howling, if you meet up with mates to pursue a joint interest that's pretty Norman

>>35303912
>replying to bait
now THAT'S what i call normie

>>35303934
>>35303940
it may be more normal than people who have completely no friends but it doesent make them "normal". there is too much diversity in humanity. you're purely projecting. "normal" depends on your environment. for full on robots, anyone that leaves the house is normal, while to the rest of society, normal would be considered something completely different. you act like a skinny guy that considers a beginners body builder to be hench. you have no basis of judgement.

>>35303940
Amir do you ever look at your paki claws and just cry? You will never be a cute girl.

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The BBC is so laughably shit in so many aspects

>And you can listen to Sunderland vs Man City on BBC Radio!
>Coming up next we have cycling highlights!

CBeebies also has some creepy preoccupation with disabled and Muslim children

Seriously abolish it now

>>35304028
its made for middle class normies. i doubt any of us can truly enjoy the bbc. i sometimes listen to the bbc radio, and it can be enjoyable but its so fucking middle class, and i cant relate to it.

>>35304028

Don't even switch on the telly anymore.
All utter trash compared to just finding something on the internet.

> still getting the see-you-in-court tv licence letters though
lmaooo

anyone watched this most normie show where stacy's choose their bbc cock on live national tv. i remember one cringy af episode where a mum of 2 kids was on the show chose the black bbc ofc.

>http://www.channel4.com/programmes/naked-attraction

This also proofs getting a gf is all about looks n genetics.

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>10 nectarines and a packet of raspberries left
>decide to blend them
>mfw drinking this sweet goop

it's horrible yet lovely

>>35304070
this planet fucking sickens me. and im not even projecting because im ugly. i lift, and im considered good looking. its the fact that women care this much about looks while complaining about being objectified. i want a girl to like me because of my personality.

holocaust now?

Don't even know if I would appreciate "friends" or a gf if I had them desu. I'm so jaded that I'd probably opt out within a week, knowing what most people are like. Just mindlessly browsing photos of people on Instagram or sending snapchats of their fucking faces or whatever.

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>>35302785
Just got back from this as part of my drive to not be a reclusive twat all the time.

It was fantastic, got to talk to Richard Noble face to face.
You robots really do need to get out more.

http://www.bloodhoundssc.com/

>>35304130
its hard to become friends with half decent people these days, and even harder to find a good girl. you could find the decent friends if you looked in the right places though, maybe the library.

>>35304028
>Watching telly
>Ever
>Not just using it for vidya

>>35304110
Long sleeve. Looks better with fedoras.

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>>35304146
>maybe the library

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>>35304137
Outside has too many people, I'm not good with people.

That and I make everyone uncomfortable by merely existing.

>>35304110
Reply to my post, about your big paki claws

>>35304146
Yeah but what on earth would you say

Best yandere girl anime?

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>Hear that a band I like is playing in Manchester, not too far from me
>Get a ticket
>Girls in my hall at uni: "Oh Anon, you got a ticket to that show in Manchester too? So did we, you should come with us for the day!"
>One of them is a girl I tried to date months ago but have been avoiding since shit went down the toilet
>Others are sort of generic student girls

I just wanted to check out some live music. How do I conceal my power level for a whole day?

>>35304207
dont know. you should see if there is any book clubs, and give them a try.

>>35304241
fuck off you autistic tranny

go back to being a failed paki

>>35304241

I'm worried precisely because I'm not a normie. Robots can get educated and like music, faggot.

>>35304254
>Leaving your house for anything except basic needs
>Being a robot

Choose one.

>>35304229
What band you seeing?

>>35304229
>a band I like
Which band? At least you wont have to talk when they're playing.

>>35303665
first worst review says


"I simply cannot understand how this item has received so many glowing reviews. On the face of it, the bucket seems very sturdy and well made, and is quite heavy (in a good way). However it simply doesn't wring enough water out of the mop, no matter how many times you press the pedal. It left my previously clean porcelain floor soaking wet, which took hours to dry, leaving it stained and smeary. Tried it a second time on a different (more porous) floor and the pedal snapped! Enough said!!!"

care to comment on that?

I cant remember the last time I left the house by choice.

>>35304229

Power level camouflage research has only broken through to around 6 hours, it's a madman's fever dream of an all-day power level disguise.

You're going to have to say and do the bare minimum (to prevent any spaghetti spillage), but at the same time, enough they don't think you as a creep, for up to 12 hours.

Preposterously difficult.

>>35304267
>>35304273

The XX. Should hopefully be chilled at the show itself

>>35304279
How retarded do you have to be that you are unable to use a mop?

>>35304275
you are pooey mong. stop being mean.

>>35304303
it says it doesn't have enough power to wring it out then the mop broke becos it was cheap shit.

fuck off

>>35304181
>Ywn get paid to show Joe youtube videos and be his fuckboy

>>35304254
Originally, I don't think you know what that word means.

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>>35304281
I only really leave anymore just to get shopping, its nice to just pick up a snack like a sausage roll or soje baked biscuits in the store for the efforts

>>35304281
>>35304393
if i ruled the world. i would make you robots meet up and socialize with eachother.

>>35304393
Some*
Point still stands though

>>35304393
That does pretty sweet anon

>>35304419
I can socialise pretty well when I want to, I just dont want to.

feel fucking awful lads. Whenever I get ill (just got reinfected with a cold and sore throat for the second time in a month), my anxiety and neurotic thoughts flair up badly. It's appalling. Spent the weekend in bed watching kevin smith films.

>>35304419
if you ruled the world there would be mutiny

>>35304433
doesent it depress you staying in your room more or less all the time with out anyone to talk with? i suffer from social anxiety but i will usually see my friends at least once a week.

>>35304443
should i bother watching clerks or just watch the sequel

>>35304478
Honestly I spent years going out every weekend. It never really made me happy so I'm comfortable being a shut in. Anyway I have you lads, a fat best friend who also never leaves the house and a oneitis to talk to if I need to.

>>35304464
>if you ruled the world there would be mutiny

nah, lad. i would use false flags, and propaganda to orchestrate myself, and the state as acting in the best interest of society. to oppose us would be propagated as treason, and a terrorist activity, as you would be supporting the destruction of freedom.

i would use an inverted totalitarianism system, laddy.

>>35304525
>Honestly I spent years going out every weekend.

guessing you mean going to town or parties? i find that shit depressing. im referring more to going on days out and chilling with friends and doing stuff with them.

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>>35304478
I wish I could, my friends are a few hours away and it cost 20 quid a pop just to travel there when i'm already strapped for cash, nevermind shit like drinks and food on top of it

>>35304575
>guessing you mean going to town or parties?
Indeed.
>im referring more to going on days out and chilling with friends and doing stuff with them.
Dont really have anyone to do that with. All my friends are either still on the party scene or settling down and leading productive lives. I dont really fit in with that.

>friends friends friends friends friends

Kill yourselves.

>>35304499
>
might as well watch both, but if you're only going to watch one, watch the first one.

It's been a long time since I was so happy as I am now playing zelda. I can see why my old life plan was to be done scum and play vidya forever.

>>35304611
>>35304610
society is not meant for lads like us. i understand how you feel. i have a few good friends and they are more into doing comfy stuff or going on days out. i cant stand the parting scene. i am half mates with people in uni and all they do is take drugs and go clubbing. i have been clubbing enough times to know its not really my scene. i dont mind going into town on one offs but i couldent do it every week end, its too depressing, costs too much money, and fuck up my sleeping pattern.

i wish there was more things for people like. kinda like little comfy social clubs were people chilled, read books, had good convos, planned days out and group projects.

this is why i need to take over the world tbqh

Just made a sausage sandwich, that's the closest I've been to cooking for months.

>>35304537
no no no
>destruction of freedom.
it would only be the destruction of perceived freedom, we wouldn't truly be free in a society that is governed using false flags and propaganda to subvert the true feelings of the people.i would hate living in a world like that
we'd stand up n come after you lad. gotta be done. you can't be forcing the lads to be meeting up against their will.
>treason and terrorist activity
huh. pssh. meh
i'll gladly take the long drop for this

What anime should I marathon through today lads?

I was thinking either Outlaw Star, Welcome to the NHK, Spice and Wolf or finally starting JJBA. I'm all ears to any recommendations.

I've seen quite a lot of the "classics", so anything new would be cool

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>>35297558

Britfeel Killer Awards

Everyone nominate 3 killers, every person who receives at least 2-3 nominations depending on response rates will be included in a final poll

They have to be real, but they don't have to be British, this is for Britfeel's favourite killer

>Harold Shipman
>Anders Breivik
>Nicholas Ingram

>>35304721
I haven't watched outlaw star or spice and wolf but JoJo's is some fun shit

>>35304735
>Based Harold
>Maddie's parents
>Saucy Jack

>>35304714
nice.is it yummy
gonna make myself a couple of bacon butties for breakfast in a min

>>35304774
>Maddie's parents

Top fucking kek

and I assume you mean Jack the ripper?

night britfeel

>>35304788
>and I assume you mean Jack the ripper?
Indeed. Killing slots and escaping cops.

>>35304715
>it would only be the destruction of perceived freedom, we wouldn't truly be free in a society that is governed using false flags and propaganda to subvert the true feelings of the people.i would hate living in a world like that

that is the point, lad. the masses would be brainwashed.

being honest though. if i did rule the world, i would put in place self improvement centers that people would have to attend in order to receive benefits.

people need to be forced to do things to an extent if they live under a government. they cant receive the benefit of a state, and not contribute towards society. it would be for the benefit of the lads.

Why does Japan make so much stuff losers around the world enjoy (including me)? Was it the nukes?

>>35304676

The basement dweller's language of oping

>>35304887
Because the Japanese are inherently autistic.

struggling to think of ways to help out my best mate with employment opportunities. the guy's managed over the years to fuck up his GCSEs, a year spent doing some animal-related college course, and a public services course. He also quit a job at a spoons, purely because he didn't like it. He's being turned down by apprenticeships left right and centre.

Normally I wouldn't give a shit and would let him get on with it, but the fact that he has a one-year-old son who was born a few days shy of his 18th birthday, and the mother is a useless lunatic who he's split up with, is starting to make me cringe. We go way back, and I'm sure on paper he sounds like a turbo-cunt, but he's a genuinely fantastic mate. It's just that his lifestyle choice, which I wouldn't pass judgment on were it not for him having a son, is starting to make me cringe. He has an autism diagnosis , with which he gets out of call centre jobs at the job centre, but even that I think is an incorrect diagnosis. He claims to clam up and stutter on the phone, but quite frankly, so does everyone. In the years I've known him, I don't think he exhibits any major signs of the 'tism - he was diagnosed when he was an edgy 14 year old who claimed to hate everyone. He's loosened up since then, we can have long chats with strangers in the smoking area of a nightclub and he'll be fine. He's not my responsibility, but I want to make him realise he needs to toughen up a bit.

>>35304966
>one year old son

Clearly he's doing fairly well for himself. He could probably be an animal carer, like working in a zoo or dog pound.

>>35305019
he dropped out of the animal care course after a year (this was before switching to the also-aborted public services course). He lives off JSA and his parents.

>>35304966
You sound like a good friend desu.

Just out of curiosity could you explain the child situation a bit? Is he still with the mum? When you say he makes you cringe, is it because of how he is or you're embarrassed of his life situation?

I would just tell him you're worried for him, you feel he is wasting his life or something

>>35305043
You seem to know a lot about your "friend".
Maybe you should tell "him" to keep off the weed and get a job.

Is it weird to ask women out that you on the street? Like could I give them my number or something?

>>35305071
It's not weird but it's unlikely to work unless you're very confident in your approach.

>>35305089
So how do I meet and date women?

I'm past the clubbing stage.

>>35304966
>public services course
oh god i fell for that meme to, every thing since deciding to do that has gone wrong for me

>>35305107
So give a one night stand a ring and see if she wants to go for dinner.

>>35305071
I did this with a girl on the train a couple of months ago. Suprised myself but I knew I'd regret it otherwise.

>>35305131
>Give a one night stand a ring

What? Who am I ringing?

>>35305132
That's an idea. I am going to be going by train somewhere next week. Did you just hand the number over? Sit and chat?

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My sister thought I bought a hentai doujin, but I didn't want to tell her they're usually thinner than what I got.

>>35304735
>Shippers
>Thomas 'Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain' Mair
>That one anon's friend making snuff CP in Thailand

>>35305174
You ring one of the birds you took home after clubbing.

>>35304322
it's not

fuck you you bitch

>>35305071
>>35305132
one of my mates has asked out girls in the street, and he said they were really respectful, and thought he was brave.

i think if you're respectful to the girl, it could work out well.

its kinda weird how its not a norm anymore. most people meet girls through friends, at clubs/parties or through apps.

>>35305174
>standing next to each other on the platform
>standing next to each other on train
>two seats open up so sit to each other
>trying to think of a way to start conversation
>suddenly she jumps up as we reach a station and starts waving at someone on the platform
>comes back to her seat laughing and I ask her who it was
Anyway she was waaay younger than me and only in town for a couple of days so no date for me. Glad I did it though.

>>35305212
Ive never had a one night stand. I've never been successful at a club.

>>35305200
It's gone from
>arrested in thailand
>arrested in thailand for sex tourism
>arrested in thailand for child sex tourism
>arrested in thailand for production of child sex movies
>arrested in thailand for production of child sex snuff movies

>>35305232
Oh...
Then just ask out one of your female friends that you like, that's how normies do it.

>>35305245
Are you being delibrately dense?

>>35305252
You want to get a date? That's how you get a date.
You can't get a woman to go out with you after approaching her in the street.

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>>35304721
>Spice and Wolf
Good choice for a comfy Sunday. Give NHK a miss today, Monday is the optimal day for depression.

>>35305060
He split with the mum a few months after the boy's birth as she cheated on him multiple times. I cringe because I know that each passing month with no work will only make it harder for him in the future, and the stakes are higher because he has a kid. Plus the fact that I can't tell if he really does have an attitude problem and I just don't see it (guy is literally my best mate in the world).

Where are my fellow girls?

never become that guy who asks out tons of women. you will gain a reputation for being creepy and desperate.

>>35305270
Nigga I think it's been pretty much established he doesnt have a black book full of babes he can call up.

>>35305223
Hmm, so if something like "hey couldn't notice how pretty you are. Here's my number, I'd love to get to know you"?

>>35305245
Done that, no female friends left that I'm attracted to. Most have moved away to London now anyway.

>>35305288
Yeah ask out 6 and if none of them say yes then just leave it.

>>35305284
In church asking for forgiveness for their slutty ways.

>>35305283
he is in a rough situation. the girl is a bitch too for cheating on him when they have just had a kid together. not going to judge him on having a kid early because shit happens, but he really does need help know because things are going to become really hard for him.

>>35305306
you could get away with asking out a lot of women if they are random women on trains or on the street but if you're doing it in the same enviroment - i.e uni campus then yeah dont ask out more than say 6. dating world is really hard for people like us.

normal people will normally be friends with a girl because she is part of a group or something and over time he will get into her.

>>35305303
>"hey couldn't notice how pretty you are. Here's my number, I'd love to get to know you"?

you could try it. i dont know if it will certainly work but its worth a go.

>>35305390
But that sticks to the respectful sort of line right?

I hold not much hope, but it shows confidence, leaves it in her hands and no pressure for her to come up with an excuse.

>>35305303
ask for their number, don't give out yours.

>>35305422
You get them to give you theirs, then ring them so they get yours. This way you ensure they've given you the correct number and haven't mugged you off.

>>35305418
>But that sticks to the respectful sort of line right?

yeah it does. if i wanted to do what you were doing, i would probably do something similar or try talking to them a bit before hand.

At this point, all I want is female friends. I dont really have any girls that are friends that I could call up to go have some fun, they all moved away. Only girls I regularly talk to is mom/sister and work colleagues.

Never send your son's to all boys school with no social activities with the opposite sex. You end up with lonely guys like me.

>>35305449
What could a female possibly offer you in friendship that a male cannot?

talking to a ham beast on tinder. told her i just want fun. she is trying to get me to be her boyfriend. noooo

>>35305422
>>35305437
You are forcing them to make a decision. By just handing your number over and leaving it with them they don't have that pressure.

>>35305454
not him but female friends are good for picking up other women. they act as a symbol which tells other women you are not a serial killer.

>>35305454
Not him but I feel more comfy with female friends. There's a level of affection guys dont usually have.

>>35304860
the masses are already brainwashed lad, is the point i was making
>self improvement centers
that sounds interesting.
would they be using yank philosophy as well as spelling. would i walk through the doors and some twat in a cowboy hat jumps out firing his pistols into the air yelling YEEHAW GOOD BUDDY Y'ALL NOT HAVIN A GOOD DAY
but being serious are these centres only for the people on benefits
you seem to be focusing on robots and people on bennies
i don't believe you'd be doing things for the benefit of the lads or this country, so i repeat.
if you ruled the world there would be mutiny

>>35305454
She could be my wing woman. Help me dress better. There are things you can talk about with a woman that you can't with a guy. Plus it'd be nice to be around women more. Maybe I wouldn't be so bad at dating if I was around women more often.

>>35305484
>>35305489
>Not him but

>it's him

Lad who keeps having those weird blackout thingys here. How much of a bad idea is smoking weed right now?

>>35305512
Only faggots smoke weed

>>35304110
Ooooh thats some edgy shit brother

E D G Y
D
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>>35305494
>but being serious are these centres only for the people on benefits

shit thought arnt they lad. i would be getting people into lifting, philosophy, meditation, control.

no yank shite. would be a comfy, patient, and a relaxing environment. whole point of it would be to rebuild people, improve their confidence, and to empower them.

>ctrl+f 'friend'
>47 results

This needs to stop.

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decided to take the bacon butties up another level lads.
>layer 1
2 smoked bacon rashers
>layer 2
cheese
>layer 3
beans
>layer 4
boiled ham
finished off with a choc donut and a cadbury mini roll

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>mum unironically shouted for me saying din dins is ready
>my life has become an actual /r9k/ meme

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Feel like this show was written for us lads.

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>>35305628
>Eating dinner at 3PM

Did you wake up at the crack of dawn or something?

>>35305632
what is this anime called?

i still need to finish kill la kill

>>35305657
>what is this anime called?
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui
or
No Matter How I Look at It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!

>>35304735
>Elliot Rodger
>Maddie's parents
>Shipman

>>35305655
Woke up at 1pm lad, it's normal time for a sunday dinner

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Wew lads, got up at 1, now got the flat all cleaned up. just started to look at the next essay i have to do for 2 weeks time and saw that 4 weeks ago me already did 4k notes for it. thanks past me, you are such a skitz cunt.

also present me is pretty handsome and cool as well :^) wtb bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCi04-BsqOI

been playing Eternal Crusade lately and i cannot recommend it but if they ever get it to fucking work it would be a great game imo.

>>35305632
great cringe anime desu but not quite kino enough production.

>>35305621

Fucking awful, kys.

>>35305632
i love that show and her more.
she's my imouto. i'd love her more than that nobhead tomoki

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>>35305693
>mfw I thought it was Saturday

>>35305679
thanks. might give this a watch, there are only 12 eps

>>35304735
>the good doctor
>shipposter
seriously. the amount of lethal doses he's handed out must be in the thousands
>m25 cat killer

>>35304735
>all this killers being names
>not one mentioning the Canal Pusher