What's the classiest way to kill yourself? Not just the act itself but the whole day. I was thinking
>clean shave
>wear nice suit
>visit art gallery in the city
>eat at expensive restaurant
>come home
>watch some deep philosophical movie
>overdose on heroin
>>35295421
>What's the classiest way to kill yourself?
Hand grenade
Ah suicide is so romantic!
-you
You'll either enjoy none of that because of the prospect of killing yourself, or it'll make you want to live
>>35295421
>heroin
>classy
Absolutely not.
Cocaine or a cyanide capsule would be acceptable.
I'm not sure about classy but I always wanted to do single car crash on a desert highway at night. Especially something classic.
>Night; dull green of the old school dash lights and yellow of the headlights
>V8 screaming, throwing you back into the vinyl seat
>crash into a big rock or just crank the wheel and roll it
High chance of failure and painful death though. Maybe take something slow acting that'll kill you before to ensure that you don't live to a be cripple or one of those guys with a melty face.