Ywn date a dumb blonde bimbo from SoCal

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just build one senpai

>used to have a video of a plastic barbie-looking broad getting railed in a dimly-lit house
>fake tits, fake ass, fake face
>everything fake
>gave me the weirdest boners
>can't find it anymore
REEEEEEEEEE

she's not even tht hot but socal is nice. always been a dream of mine to become a fucking commie living in comfy san francisco

>>35293540
I always wanted to move to Venice Beach or Santa Monica, working as a day trader living near the beach with hot young staceys

>>35293224
Oregonian here and SoCal sluts come to these northwest beaches during the summer all the time
>Live in beach town it's chill
I can't talk to them of course because I'm a robot but I do ogle them through my binoculars

>>35293224
>tfw lived in SoCal
>tfw could have tried to achieve surfer dude or athletic Chad life
>tfw mostly stayed inside and played video games until I joined the cross country team
>tfw ended up becoming an emaciated video game playing skelly
>wish I joined the swim team, because Im naturally a better swimmer than a runner. Would've developed more upper body strength too.
>tfw I was a pool lifeguard for a few year after high school, and got so many admiring looks from women, but too isolated and autistic to take advantage of my new physique and sun bleached blonde hair.

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>>35293279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9DremX8RDk

>>35293289
Oh, and she was really pale and the video source I had had Barbie in the name. You know, in case anybody else knows it. Because everything I can think of to search is way too generic to find it.

>>35293687
>posting a self portrait
fuck off to /soc/>>>>

>>35293896
>doesn't recognize Sally Solomon
back to 9gag, you underaged little faggot

>>35293540
sf isn't in socal retard

>>35293224
>drinks extracted sugar and benzene
I'll stick with my self-destructive gays, fuck you very much.