>you'll never die as a hero in a war

>tfw you die slowly and painfully

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>>35293106
FAT THREAD?

I just a tub of KFC chicken.

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>ywn be a humble courtier for your loyal king
>ywn be trusted with the princes education and upbringing
>ywn watch your son and the prince exchange blows in a practice bout
>ywn be given a small parcel of land in your twilight years
>ywn be waited on by the former prince on your deathbed, surrounded by your loved ones

>tfwyn raze carthage to the ground and rape some of the local women along the way
>tfwyn take the life of a bandit highwayman, robbing people and raping women
>tfwyn go pirating in the seas and raping any women in the ships you capture
>tfwyn be one of the first explorers to the new world, conquering the native tribes and raping their women

why did god have to curse me and have me be born in this terrible time period

you can still die tho

epilepsia