Femanons, get in here!

>robots
>pure
Please explain?

>>35289676
Not op but most of what robots dream of doing with a gf is pretty dreamy and sweet

whats it like being a femanon

does filtering out "REEEE FUCK OFF ROASTIES" shit just become an involuntary skill? is it funny?

never leave though, this place is more entertaining when they are getting triggered by network packets sent by a keyboard with buttons being pressed by hands with two x chromosomes

>>35289640

I feel exactly the same. But alas, all they want is edgy Stacy, so I'm fucked.

>>35289676
Like anon said, I like their romantic side. But I also like the angry ones.
The fact the the guy is a virgin arouses me, and seeing them discussing this arouses me sometimes... I can't help, i-it's not my fault.

>>35289790
It never bothered me so I don't filter it

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>>35289725

true but it is 100% for them. they see a relationship as something that THEY have and completely forget that it involves another independent, thinking person. they want the relationship to be exactly how they envision it and see any disagreement from the femanon to be a direct attack on their happiness

this warped mindset can come from a lot of different things in their lives but it is one thing that many robots have in common

>>35289836
What about the suicidal ones?

>>35289640

>female
>beta

Haha what the fuck are you talking about OP? Are you high on crack?

>>35289849
Exactly like they envision it? I disagree. I think robots are people who would treasure their gf and keep her happy at all costs. I've had a robot bf until recently (because he couldn't bear the distance e anymore) and I plan to do so again. I think rather than controlling the relationship to fit their fantasies, robots would bend their preferences and ideas for their gf, which should not be abused by her!

Can any female anon tell me what's its like having cooties?

>>35289790
I've been on 4chan since tits/gtfo became a meme, so I'm used to it. I've never cared what triggered anons what me to do and I'm not going to start now.

>>35289942
Hit or miss. A lot of the guys here are selfish piles of human garbage which is why they're alone. It's not out of their choice, it's because they're repulsive to other people.

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>>35289961
Bears or gtfo! You better post some good bears!

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>>35289640
>so I could do mean things to him.
Please do this to me
I would literally do anything for that

>>35289640
Will you friend zone me but let me see your panties now and again?

>>35289832
I don't want edgy Stacey. I want a fembot.

>>35290033
>not wanting a female cyborg
Robots are shitty people no matter the gender.

>>35289832
Ahhh, Thanks God I'm not the only one.

>>35289790
I don't care about those type of comments, really. I keep coming back anyways, even if I don't want to...
>>35289859
I don't feel aroused about it, but I relate a lot since I have problems with depression since 2007 (diagnosed in 2007).
I just feel like it must be amazing to induce lewd thoughts on a robot that is a virgin and wants to marry a qt girl and is saving himself for her. Or even the reluctant ones that get mad when I girl speaks here.

>>35289890
I mean that I don't know if I can be so dominant as I am in my fantasies, since I don't have much experience either.

This reminds me of the /slut/ threads on /soc/. Girls posting about how they've slept with 20+ guys, and countless anons try to harass them for contact info and the girls just laugh at them.

>>>/soc/24995216

>>35289972
Then again, I also empathise with the misogynistic ones because they were turned bitter after so much rejection and lack of attention. Not only that, but you can't argue with facts, that many women are indeed choosing a small percentage of men and disregarding the others. I believe women are supporters in relationships, which is a much, much more important role to play than you might think it is, and should be, to some degree, "instructed" by the man, because men are more rational, while women are more emotional.

>>35290154
What do you exactly want? Just tell me and I'll see.

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>>35289640
You disgust me.
Origami.

>>35289640
pls b my gf
i'll let you cuck me

>>35290230
Dude cucking gfs are super rare and in demand. They would never settle for a robot lol

>>35289640
OP if you're europe please give me a chance. I promise I'm way more beta than you and we can do everything your way

>>35289640
I also have a virgin fetish! I thought I was the only girl who came here just to eavesdrop on lonely men. In real life, I have WAY too much anxiety to even look someone in the eyes, but I like to imagine what having a shy, romantic boyfriend would be like...

>>35290331
Shy guys are very boring, anon.

>>35289640
desu a big draw for me is thinking of stealing the virginity of the boys here, not finding a bf

>>35290331
Be my gf I'm shy af and virgin af and desu passionate and romantic af, how old are you?

>to even look someone in the eyes

s-same here but I'll overcome that some day

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>>35290372
So you're telling me you met every last shy guy and found out they are boring?

>>35290331
Please take my virginity, I'll stay blindfolded

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>>35289640
I would probably get dizzy standing next to you and have to sit down.
When I'm nervous I tend to lock my knees in place cutting off blood flow.

>>35290195
I don't want anything. I just can't find anyone that have a similar fetish, but I see that I'm not the only one and I'm relieved.

>>35290331
This. I wish I had the courage to realize some of my fetish but I am too shy. I have 0 attraction to dominant Chads and I never had the oportunity of findind a qt virgin submissive bf that I can tease.
I will never say this in real life, I'd be called a fucking weird slut. It's sad...

>>35289640
TITS OR GTFO! SAGR

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>>35290016
>That image
>My feels

If you're posting that you're want qt robot boyfriend, do leave some form of contact info when you're shown interest, otherwise it's all fruitless...

>>35290372
Honestly, I'm pretty boring...

>>35290430
I would like to... but I can't imagine trying to actually meet anyone from 4chan. I've seen what people do to girls who reveal personal stuff here and it freaks me out a bit. For that reason, I can't do it. Plus, I'm terrified of talking to people when it's not anonymous... so, sorry anon... I just can't.

>>35290439
I don't see myself getting asked out left and right, last I checked, buddy.

Yep, still alone.

>>35290559
What's ya point? No idea how being shy has anything to do with them being boring.

>>35290550
I know that feel fellow fembot, I really wish I was brave enough to post contact without getting jumped by a bunch of jackasses that lurk in these threads.

all I wanna do is seduce qt, socially awkward virgin boys

>>35290550
What to do when you want a gf and you aren't a total psycho eh?

We can be boring together if that's OK

>>35290627
You sound like one of them shitty people that like to use others.

>>35290550
Mm I don't know to start, where are you from?

Yeah but those people are just evil you know, but not all the people is the same and honestly I'm against of that, you know making a girl suffer that way..

Why terrified? What's your problem? I know how you feel, I have some problems talking with other people but well I think I can do it, it's just I am too shy and introverted but we need to improve someday..

>>35290652
o-only their body, I don't need much companionship or stuff

>>35289972
>never talk to girls because nerd
>sit at home all day playing vidya
>want to love a nice girl forever and be happy

Somehow I'm repulsive

> Download Tinder to find a robot
> Like this fat weird guy, he likes me back
> He's really autistic but he is very nice too and I can see he have difficulties with women
> Send him a picture of me in pajamas, but a really qt one (the tease)
> He is really into me and wants to talk all day long. After the picture I stop talking with him for a few hours (the denial)
> He got mad and blocked me of all his social media.
I miss my fatty "bf" of 3 days. Too bad he didn't like me being mean to him...

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>>35290627
There are virgins in the real life too ya know. They're more scared of you than you're scared of them. Live your shitty dreams and get off my board.

>>35290689
>Too bad he didn't like me being mean to him...
Please be mean to me fembot, I will never give up on you

>>35290559
Ew, I'm not your buddy, you gay faggot. Go make buddies with someone else, bitch.

P.S. I will suck each other's penes if you want.

>>35290708
is this just bee urself again

>>35289640
I'm just glad my existence can make you happy, at least in some small way.

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>>35290550
Can we just play vidya then? It's a great bonding experience and not much talking is required. I just want to comfort you.

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Please wear this virgin slayer sweater and bully me.

I like shy guys with mellow personalities that eventually turn more confident because of trust between the partners. My discord is sachie78 #3226. The first cutie who responds to me and adds me is mine!

>>35290775
Be my miracle gf?

>>35290677
Why should anyone give their body to you? Go on /soc/ you dirty thing.

>>35290639
>We can be boring together if that's OK
That's super okay. I wish I could trust that you weren't a psycho.

>>35290664
I'm really nervous even just saying what country I'm from. It's Canada. I'm terrified because I have a stutter that I haven't been able to get rid of my entire life and people give me this look when they're waiting for me to finish a sentence that is just... so... awful. It's embarrassing and so I just don't talk to people anymore. Everyone at work thinks I'm hearing impaired and I've never corrected them because it's so much easier.

>>35290744
No. You're already scraping the bottom of the barrel, why would you be afraid of anything? You could bee anyone you wanted (including yourself) and any socially retarded virgin would bend over backwards for you assuming you have a single attractive cell in your body.

>>35290806
that's part of my kink, finding socially isolated boys and seducing them, /soc/ doesn't fit it at all

>>35290775
hey sweetie want to make a doo doo on each other

>>35290840
Stop using people for a kink. Most robots already have trouble dealing with women. They don't need some disgusting person to just sleep with them one time the leaving them.

>>35290900
but how will you learn to sleep with a woman if you don't get some practice

>>35290810
That's why anonymity is a thing here. Have a nice day anon.

>>35290929
Thanks, you too, anon. I appreciate you being nice to me.

>>35290929
My name isn't anon. It's Jennifer Henson. OH SHIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK DELETE! DELETE!!!!

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fresh oc, get your fresh oc

I'm impressed by the amount of girls that have the virgin robot fetish.
Ahhhh I feel home. It's a good feeling...

>>35290810
I just want to comfort you. My neighbour has a stutter and I don't mind.

>>35290840
I'm very isolated, can you seduce me?

>>35289640

My beta male BF loves me. It's not a femdom relationship and he's not inexperienced or ugly... but he's beta. He can spend hours licking my pussy and doing shit for me like bringing me food and driving me around. In return I give him all the cock rides he wants and cuddles/kisses, I also buy him dinner and stuff too. So maybe it's not really inequal.

Any femanons with a pedo / shota obsession?

I'm more here for the mental illness and gayno gf feels

>>35290810
Oh yes you're so far away from my country, but I'm still interested on you. Stutter is not bad at all, I mean if you have this problem, fuck them, they probably losing a nice person like you only because your problem, but in the end you need to change that, I don't know, just try to start to talk with others, time to time you know. How would you feel comfortable? I mean in wich situation? By the way, may I ask your age?

>>35290946
You're welcome. Hoping you will find that special someone.

>>35290915
>thinking I'm a virgin
Good one anon. Stop being such a dirty person.

Daily reminder that all these "fembots" posting about virgin guys are fat hairy faggots pretending to be women to feel wanted. Don't get your hopes up

>>35291038
I don't get that, I like cute, shy, inexperienced guys but I draw the line before underage boys.

>>35291077
but anon, you can't put a pussy in a pussy, warm penises are feel so much better than cold toys

>>35291110
well sorry anon, but you're not my type then

>>35290985
Yeah right, faggot. I saw you earlier today pointing your finger right in your neighbor's face and screaming "DUHHH I'M A STUH-STUH-STUH-STUTTEWING WUH-WUH-WETAWD!!!!" Then you and your friends laughed and you punched your neighbor in the face. This was like 20 minutes ago.

Obligatory advertisement from GF, but chances are no fembots are even in my area.
> 6'2"
> 161~ lbs
> Natural ginger
> psychology student at uni
> Scottish

All I want is a fembot gf to cuddle with when it gets cold and go see movies and stuff with. Being lonely all the time is just crushing

>>35291138
I don't want to be your kink. Go make a ad on craigslist. Stop preying on robots.

>>35291138
>warm penises feel better
they're the source of my loneliness. :( straight girls always go back to the dick eventually.

>tfw getting hope that these girls might actually like shy guys
>tfw not a virgin
inb4 reee

>>35291331
You're not a robot though. You've been tainted.

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>>35291352
>anyone wants to be a robot

>>35291219
It's not preying if they say yes, they'll all say yes when I'm done with them

>>35291236
sad, but I see why they go back

>>35291331
you're not tainted brobot, just my kink is v specific

>ywn meet a fembot
>ywn be seduced by her
>ywn have sex
>ywn pin her down
>ywn flood her fertile womb with your seed
>ywn make her yours forever

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I...I...I'm a cute virgin femanons.

>>35291388
You are using people then throwing them away. You are the scum of the earth.

>>35291421
>cuteposting
I'm 95% sure you're a male.

>>35291352
I'm a shut-in with no social life and mostly poor experiences with women.

>>35291388
Thanks. I'd just like to have a girl go after me for once.

>>35291451
Seems to have worked for you since you have no social life yet still have gotten sex.

Just be yourself.

>>35291138
>I don't get that, I like cute, shy, inexperienced guys but I draw the line before underage boys.

I get you won't ever do it. But don't you fantasize about it? Some 15 yo boy fumbling naked before you.

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>>35291448
I never denyed that anon

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>>35289640

I personally could not care less about girls.
Well, I am not virgin like many people here, but for all matters, it is been so long since my ex left me that I feel like one again. Except I am disgusted by women.

I do not like people in general, but women are particularly hideous.
It is usually claimed that women are more emotional/sensitive than men.
The truth is that you are the most carnal beings on this Earth. All your pleasures, desires, wonders... orbit around the flesh.

You do not understand honesty or loyalty, and you seem to have many difficulties to take full decisions and moral positions because you always want to keep all your options open even if it will hurt someone. The idea of your """freedom""" being taken away frightens you, probably more than anything else.

Anyway, and regardless of what I am saying, I hope all of you are able, at some point of your life, to achieve your little goals, solve that Lament Configuration, and finally get thrown into the fucking Labyrinth, where you will experiment all those things you always felt "missing".

Good night.

>>35291527
This thread is for people with axe wounds between their legs and the people who like them!

What should I eat my pizza rolls with?

>>35291516
It was the only girl I knew, and I just got really lucky I guess. I changed my whole life for her and she left. Now I have no friends, male or female.

>>35291423
not using them if they want me to

>>35291451
I'm sure you'll find someone you love!

>>35291521
I'm sorry, I just can't think of underage kids in anything sexual at all

>>35291562
More pizza rolls.

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>>35291561
I like people with axe wounds between their legs

I'm a shy submissive guy but every girl I've talked to has ghosted me.

>>35291603
Ye, pretty much in my experience in a nutshell meeting "girls" from this place.

>>35291595
Darn it
I dont wanna get fat

>>35291584
Shame. I'm 20 but look like a underage boy in all ways.

>>35289640
I would actually be interested in meeting all of the people who think alike with you and suicide bomb the fuck out of your disgusting piece of shit of a human group.

>>35291584
>not using them if they want me to
I want you to
Please.

If you are a real robot then you have already givin up on the fact of having a gf. The robot tries to detach all human emotion. this board has been infiltrated by normies, stop tormenting these delusional betas, by posting these bait threads

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>>35291658
>I dont wanna get fat

You should

Any fembots in south america?

>>35291749
but why
I only have them on the weekend for a treat. my guilty pleasure

Hello ladies, I'm a 23-year-old virgin who can't have a serious conversation without crying. My deepest sexual fantasy is "show me mine and I'll show me yours", but even as a child I was too shy and anxious to talk to girls apart from my mom. I'm tall white and skinny.

Let me know if this is doing anything for you.

>>35291687
if they're legal and just look young it's ok but if they're underage it's just no

This is a fucking joke. All these posters are either LARPing as fembots or teasing you guys for kicks. Honestly the robots in this place are the most sane, anyone here for kicks is fucking sick.

>>35290627
Then send me a private message.

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>>35291835
>serious conversations
>with women

the deepest thought a woman can have is the desire to know if your cock will hit her cervix

>>35291890
Maybe, maybe not. I just want some girl to tell me it's gonna be ok. I've had a really shit couple days.

>>35291952
It'll be ok, brobot, I believe in you

>>35291952
Okay, I'm a girl, it's gonna be okay

Have you gained satisfaction?

>>35291952
Seriously mate I don't regularly browse r9k but the place is fucking littered with LARPing cunts and absolute parasites anytime I browse it. I'm pretty sure this place has reached a ratio of like 1:1 robots to normies here for kicks. Pathetic tossers posting to make themselves feel better about their own mundane lives.

>>35292000
It made me feel a little bit better, thank you. I guess I need someone to talk to.

>>35289849
Not so true. I'd like to have a gf completely open with me, so I can comfort her and make her feel better. But I don't wanna to say pretty much anything about myself (being introvert I guess).
Feel loved and have a girl who love me and rely on me is the only thing I ask.
Too bad everyone wanna meet IRL at some point and I'm literally not ready for something like that. I will probably move if I'll ever find someone I love, but it's not something I can promise you from the beginning and that's enough to put off most girls here.

>>35290154
>I just feel like it must be amazing to induce lewd thoughts on a robot that is a virgin and wants to marry a qt girl and is saving himself for her.
>>35290481
>a qt virgin submissive bf that I can tease.
And are you capable of starting this kind of conversation by yourself or are you expecting the robot to do the first move? When I add a femanon on skype or discord I always avoid this kind of topics because I don't wanna be the scary weirdo.

>>35290331
Same, I wish to have a shy virgin gf totally fallen in love with me. Anyways, I'm realistic and I'd like to have this relationship as a platonic internet relationship. I'm way too anxious to move to to cuddle IRL an internet robot girlfriend. Maybe I can do it after a year of two, but... let's face it... who want something like this? When you fall in love with someone you wish to live with him or something and it's not something you can really expect to happen after few months. And I'm way too shut-in to have a LDR where we actually see each other from time to times.

>>35290550
>want romance and love
>too shy to even voice-chat
I can feel your pain.

>>35290627
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not working this way, you have to choose someone and contact him. If you post your contact you get a lot of request and shy guys don't act because they think they are just orbiters. Find someone and make him feel special, don't post your contact to whore yourself as >>35290775 did.

>>35292016

What are "kicks" in this context? (Not an English native speaker)

>>35292150
>you have to choose someone and contact him
>Find someone and make him feel special
but I don't want a boyfriend

>>35292016
What would you consider the cutoff between robot and normie?

>>35292223
lulz

>>35292272
>but I don't want a boyfriend
what do you want then?

>>35292284
some qt virgins to seduce, deflower and move on

>>35292309
>some qt virgins to seduce, deflower and move on
me please, can i be one of them?

>>35292309
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want love, I don't want casual sex with a rostie bitch

>>35291535
AAWNNNNNN too bad you feel this way!
I wish I could warm your heart a little then I'd be abusive/demanding to you (but just a little

>>35291578
A-anon, do you miss having sex?

>>35292385
Yeah, but I miss cuddling way more.

>>35292385
>I wish I could warm your heart a little then I'd be abusive/demanding to you
Abusive how? That sounds perfect

Why is this board so US based. Send help

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>>35289640
>>35289832
>>35290331
>>35290627

Im sick and fucking tired of hearing this shit. Here is the thing retards, what you're doing now amounts to the same thing as standing at the edge of a lions den full of starving hungry lions with a fat bag of juicy meat in your hands, but not bothering to feed the lions because you're scared you'll fall trip and fall into the den. And then leaving, and coming back to stand there like a retard who is holding a bag of steaks for no apparent reason. Repeat ad nauseum and you have your typical "fembot". What i dont understand is, why even go there then? Why wave that piece of fat juicy meat in front of the lions to make them even hungrier than they were before? You're not going to feed them anyways, at least leave them alone you worthless cunts.

Im sick of this shitty board, fuck nu9k.

>>35292377
are you sure? have you had sex before?

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>>35292309
Get off our board, stacy. Go to soc, plenty of virgins who want to pump and be dumped there.

>>35292478
not him but i've had sex before and i really want it again, probably not going to happen though

>>35292478
Never had sex and never had a girlfriend who loves me

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>>35292385
>I wish I could warm your heart a little
I would be gladly surprised if you were able to do that. It would at least mean that I am still able to be fooled and feel joy on my ignorance.

>>35292523
why don't you try it? if you wanna impress your first gf with your bed performance you need a little practice first

>>35292402
I hope you find a qt girl to cuddle and pet your hair then. Don't give up bb.
>>35292404
To be honest I like being mean, it turns me on but I'm not into violence or nothing extreme. For exemple, those femdom porns don't turn me on because most of them are too extreme.
Probably I am just spoiled. I act much like a cat. Once I am all for love and then I will want you to go away. I like the tease and denial stuff but most men hate it...you know, not to be in control of the situation/relationship.

>>35292444
Awn I know I may be toxic... it's just my fetish but I not the worst person ever, really.
Also most time it only gets worse in my fertile period when I get really horny.
Being mean turns me on, I don't control it... I'm sorry bb.

>>35292583
>not being in control of yourself

Sounds like it may be safe to be around you.

>>35292282
It's hard to define and there can be exceptions but generally speaking, if you're not a virgin then you're not really a robot.

>>35292444
What if teasing men is my fetish? Where else am I meant to go to tease?

>>35292570
>why don't you try it?
Well... Maybe because I can't just say "I want to have sex" to find someone who wanna do it with me.
You're a girl, so I don't expect you to understand what I'm saying.

>>35292646
go down to a bar, find a girl, sleep with her, easy

>>35292663
>if you are a girl
go down to a bar, find a boy, sleep with him, easy
>if you are a boy
go down to a bar, find a girl, get nothing

>>35292663
this is bait. no girl is this oblivious, right?

>>35292444
Because they want to feel better about their own mediocrity. Seriously, it's very simple. Everyone wants to see people worse off than them. To chads and Stacy's that's all their normie friends. To normies, that's you. Also, it's fashionable to be not mainstream etc these days. That's why you'll get a lot of people going
>Hey dude I'm not a virgin but totally not a normie!! I'm semi depressed and shit!

>>35292646
Don't worry too much about it, there really isn't much to satisfying a woman. Just remember that your hands are more important than your dick.

>>35292583
Thank you, that means a lot. I hope I can find her soon.

>>35292690
you haven't been to a bar with the girls I knew in university then I see

>>35292583
>I like the tease and denial stuff but most men hate it...you know, not to be in control of the situation/relationship.
I love this, I want a girl to toy with me, can never find that

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>>35292701
>Just remember that your hands are more important than your dick.
yeah, hugging and hand-holding.

>>35292635
I'm a robot then, I don't know if I should feel good honestly

>>35292770
Don't make me feel these feels. Now I really want a gf to cuddle and give head pats to.

>>35290688
>Is too autistic to talk to girls

>sits in own filth wasting life on vidya games

>wants to be happy despite reasons 1 and 2


Yes, yes you are

>>35292615
Oh, so you can choose what does and does not arouses you? So why don't you become gay and try fofr guys? Or why don't you "choose" to be attracted to an object instead of a person so you don't feel the need of human interaction anymore? C'mon...

>>35292770
>Just remember that your hands are more important than your dick.
More like giving her a really nice feet massage, you sily!

What vidya do fembots play?

>>35292884
The way you phrased it it sounded like you can't control the fact that you are mean to people. Not that you get horny all the time.

I want a grill to save me from my loneliness
>Location
Victoria Australia
>Age
19
>Height:
6'0
>Weight:
80kg but slowly losing weight
The closest I've been to losing my virginity is a pity hug from a female friend

>>35292895
victoria, hearts of iron, total war series mostly, I like gs games too much

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>>35292895

They do not play vidya. They have sex with Chad.

>at uni
>got on bus to go home, felt like I needed to pee
>hate public toilets, thought I could last the commute because I have a strong bladder
>proceed to have the worst commute of my life
>needed to pee so badly that I was sweating
>contemplated peeing myself on the bus
>managed to hold on until I got home
>mfw I came as I peed from the relief

Reminder:

Fembot = Nymphomaniac Stacy with a Borderline personality disorder

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I want to dom one of these stupid boys. They're so pathetic but it would be easy and funny

>>35292937
You're pretty fine weighing 80 kg at 6'0. I'm 5'10/75 kg and I'm thin, kinda skinny.

>>35293201
>post a cute drawings of a girl who loves her bf
>say rude words which doesn't mach it at all

>>35293201
I'm not stupid but I'm shy af, would you be my gf?

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>>35293201
>tfw I'm tall and alpha as fuck
>you'll never lure these bitches with a virgin beta facade and then rape them as soon as they start acting like a bitch
Feels bad man

>>35293398
>alpha as fuck

Extremely doubtful

>>35293451
I don't like taking shit from anyone

>>35293509
You don't like it, sure, but you still do it. No use in lying to yourself

>>35293524
Don't project your betaness on others

>>35293572
I never said I was anything else

>>35293451
>>35293509
>>35293524
>>35293572
I'm tough too and I don't give a fuck as evidenced by my lack of punctuation like fuck the English language bro

>>35289640
This guy >>35290760 has all the right ideas. Realistically, this is what you'll encounter no matter what he acquiesces to during the relationship. Sounds great?

>>35290033
You want a quiet Stacy who's magically a virgin.

>>35293619
Ideally I'd want a fembot who would lead the relationship and tell me what to do, but I'd settle for one that was fine with just being losers together.

>>35293619
Question: how would you define Stacy?

>>35289640
E N G L A N D
N
G
L
A
N
D
ORIGINAL

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I want to touch a femanon's feet

>>35292583
>Once I am all for love and then I will want you to go away. I like the tease and denial stuff but most men hate it...you know, not to be in control of the situation/relationship.
>>35292638
>What if teasing men is my fetish?

Where are you from fembot?

>>35289640
So you fancy yourself being dominant?

That arouses me, I really want to pin you down under me and tower over you

Like big cats in the wild where one elegantly gains dominance over the other one

>>35289640
I came here at 17 with bad social anxiety, through the anime boards I guess. Virgins appealed to me because they seemed safe, like if some chad showed interest in me I'd be repulsed and awkward. But I got some social skills through the years and virgins still remained a big thing for me. I've taken 4 virginities (more difficult to find one than you think), and fucked one non virgin (1 previous gf).

But I'm now 25, and realised that after a certain point, virgins really are no good. I'd say that age is 23. After that it stops being bad luck, and it's like they're either into extreme sexual stuff, have too high expectations, or their views on relationships/women are warped and that's too much effort. Or they're emotionally closed off and that's too much effort.
I mean you can say yeah, I could expend that effort to get to know them, only to find out that you know, they're just dull, low quality people.
The worst ones are the ones who just want a gf though. They don't want ME, they want "girlfriend" who'll generally be there to say nice things and recieve gifts and smile. legit disgusts me

>>35291199
ANON WHY DIDN'T YOU POST EARLIER

Aww fuck me. A psychology student, and red hair is like, my number 3 fetish. And I'm from Scotland, but just moved country to study.

Question is, what's wrong with you?

Also pic?

>>35293897

Fuck off to /soc/

And the same goes for Mr. Carrot

I'm a sub guy with a femdom gf, does anyone have questions about how it can work out?

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>>35293827
Your post spiked an urge to kill myself. AlthoughI am not sure why. You might remind me of someone I knew.

The reason might clarify later. Or not.

>>35293827
You'd probably think the same of a guy at 23 who hasn't had sex for 4 years coming on 5 but has only had 1 or 2 partners.

Yes, projecting.

>>35293827
I'm a 19 year old V, deflower me please?

>>35294146

What is your and her MBTI?

>inb4 muh horoscopes

Im just curious

>>35294468
I don't know hers, I never asked her to do it and she's currently asleep (europe)

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>>35294504

Just guess you faggotoli

Im gonna guess that you are either INTP or INFJ

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Okay, I have something I need to get off my chest. It's really cringey, but I don't care.

I stayed with my brother at Katsucon, and I accidentally walked in on his girlfriend changing into her cosplay. Believe it or not, this isn't the awkward part. The awkward part is that, ever since, I've been overcome with jealousy of her pubic hair.

Now hear me out. I've tried to style my own lady garden before. It either looks patchy or just plain gross. This girl? She's been blessed with the perfect grassy mound, beautiful and delicate, like an enchanted forest. The perfect blonde strands catch the light, illuminating the world around her groin.

Is it natural? Does she style it? If so, how do I learn her secrets? These are answers that I'd literally kill for. Most people would find the image of her immaculate bush fading over time, but it's been two weeks since the con, and I only find the image getting stronger every day.

Just to be 1000% clear, this is NOT a sexual attraction. I've dabbled in lesbianism before, and it wasn't for me. This is merely one straight girl, in awe of another straight girl's crotch game. Nothing sexual. Just admiration for a genital pelt that puts the softest, fluffiest kitten to shame. My brother is one lucky man, being granted access to this heavenly field.

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>>35294768
Every time I take my pants off, it hits me like a train. I look down at my vag, and all I see is her perfect peach-fuzz, with every fiber of my own drowned rat paling in comparison. Life is unfair. Why do other women get the perfect, dainty little bush, while perfectly nice girls like me can only grow a shitty, ginger mess?!

The solution is obvious: Ask her how she grooms herself, right? Because that isn't a fucking psycho bitch thing to ask. "Hey, how do I get a pussy like yours? 'Cause that's a hell of a bush you got going. I promise I won't kill you and wear your face as a mask!" Yeah, that's not going to happen. But I just KNOW that she has a secret. Nature simply doesn't produce a pelt that perfect. She must have made a deal with Stan or something, to steal the pubic hair of an angel and transplant it onto her. Or maybe she uses some kind of cutting-edge, experimental shampoo that isn't available to civilians. Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe I can troll the information out of my brother or something, because there's definitely some shady shit going on here.

God, I hope that bitch is happy. I'm nearly in fucking tears here. I'm almost positive that she WANTED me to walk in and see her vagina. (It's called a LOCK, dumbass!) She deliberately FLAUNTED that hairy pussy at me for a sick kick. I'd give her a KICK all right. A swift kick right in her furry little peach, for making me feel like SHIT about my body! And then, when she's rolling on the ground in pain, I'd tell her that bush died out in the '80s. Get with the fucking times, and get a razor. You and your vagina make me fucking sick, you pasty, ostentatious whore.

>>35289640
Holy shit this me.
So glad I'm not the only one who enjoys the idea of dominating beta males

>>35294811
Dominating them how?

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>>35294768
>>35294777

This cannot be real. I refuse to believe that someone can be this fucking autistic

>>35294768
>>35294777
wax it sister, a raggedy muff is prickly, uncomfy and makes it hard to get a man to go down on you

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>>35294768
>>35294777
Oh my god these posts

femdom, dominating betas, being a leathermommy, etc etc I don't care as long as you zucc my dicc

>>35294768
>>35294777
>Autistic roastie normie
Now that's something I didn't expect

>>35294160
Are those feet yours, anon-chan?

>>35293827
Yeah, you may be right. I have a similar story.

>>35294777
Girl, to be honest I thought most women nowadays do the brazillian waxing.
Ayways, some friends of mine use hair conditioner in their pubes every shower. It must help. It's really difficult to say anything else...

Btw, do you happen to know something about skin bleaching in the vjay area? Due to friction that area may get a little darker and I fucking hate it gahhhhrg

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>tfw dream is to sleep with a girl
>not even have to have sex, just fall asleep snuggled up to
pls

>>35294768

copy pasta in the making

>>35295284
not her, but
bleaching is fairly common in some parts of south asia, can't say I know as much about it as butthole bleaching but it should be roughly the same, just look carefully at the ingredients they're using

>>35295318
you sound v qt, you should post that elsewhere and see if anyone takes you up on the offer

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>>35295318
>tfw even if I had the opportunity I still wouldn't do it
At this point I either achieve nirvana or kill myself

>>35294768
>>35294777
I gotta be honest. I'd actually like a gf with a bush, but just because I think it'd be hot to be able to have something to grab her by and move her around even in non-sexual situations, without having to fish hook into her vag.

>>35293827
>Or they're emotionally closed off and that's too much effort.
>tfw 26

well i'm not a virgin, ironically i actually somehow got laid at 23

but still

you've confirmed something i kind of suspected

don't see a relationship on the table anytime soon

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>>35294092
I'll have you know I was first in my class.

>>35294768
>don't get me wrong, i'm not a lesbian
>as proof, i offer my history of sexual contact with women

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>>35289640
It's interesting. Girls Likes beta males more than depressed ones.
Desperation isn't a turn on for anyone, I guess. It's understandable.
But I have to admit that this had made me feel kinda bad.

To know that some beta faggot that turned its bad luck into rage, has a better chance of getting a girl than me... It sucks.

I don't even care about girls at this point, Everything is dull and all those related things I'm sure everybody have already read somewhere.
In short I don't care about anything honestly.

But fuck, Knowing that someone AS miserable as the average /r9k/ user Is still better than the pile of depressed trash that I am.

It hits right deep in the flesh.

I'm less loveable than the autistic weirdo because I cannot find interest in anything.
Or because I've lost hope.

I didn't need to feel this. No matter if it's bait or not.

>>35294768
>>35294777
I had a little giggle at this Anyway.

>>35296027
What makes you think that depressed males aren't beta? I think that psychotic males fit the description you're trying to fill.

>>35296080
"She" says it right here.

>I like to see they thirsty about females, and stuff, or like how they imagine how does it feel to touch a girl.

The truth is that Some of us have come to the point where this description doesn't apply.

Honestly, I can't feel like caring about it. Existence is already such a pain that I cannot force myself to care about this things.
It's not about "girls" or "the pussy" or whatever thing you can list.
It's about knowing that you're a less desiderable human than someone else, It's more... wider than just "girls".

I'm not good at describing stuff, I know.

I'm not saying that depressed guys aren't "beta".
But they're not "beta" in the OP definition.

Maybe yes. I'm probably just losing touch with reality. But it still shocked me.

>tfw girls don't like me
Sucks, girls are soft and tiny and that's nice.

I like making robot dicks hard. I shlick to every robot dick pic and reply I get.

>>35296346
Don't kid yourself. Psychotic individuals are actually incapable of dreams. I'm very likely not gonna bother replying to the rest of what you said after the quote.

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>>35294777
>>35294768

Fuckin originalest kek

>>35296473
It's OK, there's something soft and tiny you can play with to your heart's content, right there on your pelvis!

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>>35296512

Schlick to this

>>35296644
I watch gay porn and have a lactation kink. Thanks anon

>>35296677
I have a kink for no fujoshis on my board so reeee

>>35296697
In that case, you won't be cuming today.

>>35296677
Please let me milk your titties

>>35296607
It gets bigger and harder when I pull on it.

>>35296723
femanons are fine but fujoshis are just as bad as men who watch dyke porn
get out reeeee

>>35296725
You can have unrestricted tit milk, pussy and maybe ass access if you be my bf

>>35296750
Be careful of ripping the skin

>>35296765
This is the first time anyone asked me that, but why not

>>35296750
I think that means you're in hell.

>>35296750
no it doesn't you faggot

>>35296776
Can you teach me how not to rip the skin?

>>35296757
Hetero porn sucks. Gay porn or solo female for me.

>tfw no Fujoshi GF who enjoys watching me fuck Ukes

>>35296815
penis in vagina feels better than masturbation tho

>>35296806
I've heard you can avoid that using someone else's mouth, but my daddy never taught me that technique

>>35296830
I don't doubt it, but the porn still sucks. The girls are more into it when they're alone

>>35296867
>watching porn
>not putting on your good fishnet stockings and going to the local
try it instead

>>35296765
>tfw no titty milk gf
I doubt I could ever get a girl to artificially lactate for me.

>>35296887
Going to the local pier? What am I going to do with fishnets?

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>tfw I will *NEVER* have a titcow/hucow GF to milk

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>>35289640
>228 posts later.

It's interesting to watch lower sub humans of the same species show their desperation. It's as if the internet itself is the Discovery channel for human beings.


It's so sad, thinking they'll be happy if they just get that precious puss puss. So pathetic, so desperate, these people deserve to be taken advantage of because they have no future. In nature they would have already died out.


This is what beta and alpha actually means. Those who cannot adapt can't breed and therefore die out. Everyone is scrambling to keep their genetic legacy alive but some are too weak and some need to die.

>>35296901
your local = local pub silly

>>35296836

>my daddy never taught me that technique

You poor child. Can I adopt you?

>>35296916
Solidus? Is that you?

>>35296910
Post location and you might have one

>>35296930
I like being treated like a slut but I don't want to actually be one.

>>35296941
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the orphanage is two blocks down

>>35296962
>Post location and you might have one
Doubt it, Southern Ontario.

>>35296962
how else are you going to find a nice boy

>>35289640
Whats up party people? Real life female in this bitch ready to answer all your questions and take all your complaints

>>35296962
Hnnngh, please be in the US, preferably the NW

>>35296962
>Post location
Why, there's no fembots here

>>35296990
I think my dick is hideous, am I condemned to a lifetime of virginity?

>>35296579

You're making zero sense, he doesnt even mention "dreams" or "pyschotic people" in his post. Are you sure you are talking to the right person?

>>35297004
don't be silly brobot these threats are like honey to fembots

>>35297017
I meant in my country

>>35297029
what country, I bet you won't find it harder to find people than in rural australia

>>35297001
>>35296978
Sorry anons...

>>35296984
I don't know but it's not going to be at the pub.

>>35297004
>Why, there's no fembots here
I'm a cowbot though

>>35296990

>Real life female in this bitch

Prove it. Post poop w. timestamp plox

>>35296990
Would you ever let a guy induce you into lactation and drink your milk?

>>35297053
>not North America
reeeee

>>35297041
Chile

oregano

>>35297053
you should go out and met qt boys, everyone's gotta spread their legs for a relationship these days unless you live in allahu akhbaristan

>>35297004
>dick is hideous
Well if you let your insecurities mess with your opportunities, you may stay a virgin. I bet your dick is qt

>>35297060
I pooped earlier. Sorry Charlie

>>35297076
Umm no

>>35297087
I don't want boys, I want a man who will appreciate my fresh tit milk.

>tfw no hucow to milk
>tfw you will never use her milk for baking, creams and maybe even cheese if she produces enough
Life is hard.

>>35297015
Do you have any thoughts of applied knowledge?

>>35297128
>tfw no dairy farmer bf, owner of one cow (me) to sell my produce at farmers markets with

>>35292948
>plays paradox strategy games

Noice. I myself have over 500 hours in eu4 and almost 100 hours in ck2, so yeah anyone who fucks with Paradox is alright in my book. Wish I could play total war games but ain't got the 'puter for it at the moment.

>>35297186
>owner of one cow
Why only one? Shouldn't a good farmer have a stable of cows?

>>35297053

So does this mean you aren't in USA?

>>35291111
quads speak of truth

Man, I'm so lonely. I haven't had a real relationship in ever, I think. I lost my v-card to some manipulative woman when I was 14, and haven't had sex.

All I want is for a girl to like me. I still young, there is always time, but I just feel so alone. People tell me I'm cute, but they are never interested. I don't think I'm boring, people seem to like me, and think I'm somewhat attractive. No one is ever rude or mean to me, or tell me anything they don't like about me. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. I try so hard, and I get nowhere.

I just want someone to love. Someone to spend time with, go on adventures, learn, and grow with.

What am I doing wrong?

>>35297212
I am a jealous hucow. My milk would sour. If my farmer bf needs more than one cow (me) I'm doing a bad job.

>>35297219
I'm not, no

>>35297297
What if I want to tease you by making you jealous of a cow with bigger tits who produces more milk than you do?

>>35297121
but why when you can seduce qt boys and edge them as long as you want

>>35297297

Damn shame. Would be lovely to have a cowgf but that's that I guess. Hopefully you find a nice owner.

>ITT women think it's ok to be cunts because "lol its my fetish tho"

atleast i get to take solice in the fact you will be the cat ladies of the future

>>35297225
I think i am the only female at the moment.

>>35297251
Your focus is wrong. Stop focusing on others and focus on yourself.
Guess what. You may get your wish. You nay get the qt. And ten years down thw line youre fucking sick of seeing her face and hearing her voice every day and you realize you like being away from her more than being with her. Nothing lasts forever. Not happiness, and not sadness.
You'll have time to experience happiness with others. Just dont get so focused on these fabrications that you miss out on what is right in front of you

>>35297374
female dom:male sub ratio is quite skewed in my favour you know

>>35297374
Its definitely some dudes. No females would say they want to be a cow and sell their milk at the market kek like that is 2/10
Maybe 3/10 since it got you

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>>35294768
>>35294777
god-tier copypasta being crafted before our very eyes.

>>35297383
I like what I do. I enjoy my things. I like my music, I like my instruments, I like the dumb projects I do for fun, I love my family and my cat.

I just wish I could have someone else to share it with..

What has this thread become?

Orinalalalalalala

> BTW does anyone knows any manga with femdom theme?

>>35297433
Yeah. We all want that. Again, careful what you wish for. You seem decent enough. Dont stress yourself out m80. Goodluck

>>35297331
Are you trying to make me mad anon? After I demonstrate that I'm better you're going to have to do a lot of grovelling.

>>35297338
I would rather do that to a man. Boys don't make me want to do anything to them but give them a head pat.

>>35297362
It is, finding owners here is impossible. Most of you are NA, makes me want to move over.

>>35297407
I discovered Vietnamese finger painting porn at a young age, don't underestimate me

>>35297517
>After I demonstrate that I'm better you're going to have to do a lot of grovelling.
Pretty hot desu

>>35297517
boys in the sense of just-legal men silly

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Do any guys also sometimes glance themselves in the mirror after a shower and are dumbstruck for a moment how profoundly undesirable you are? I swear, I could almost pass as somewhat decent looking with face alone, but the moment I strip down the one person I could ever convince this far would get up and leave.

Would it be weird to try to have sex wearing a baggy shirt?

>>35297626
>Would it be weird to try to have sex wearing a baggy shirt?
nah, I've fucked before with pants off and panties half down, everything else still on, legs off to the side
was a unusual evening tho
but it isn't weird

what do you hate about your body? if it's fat, visit /fit/, if anything else there's probably cosmetics to hide it

>>35297626
no, but it would be weird if they asked you to take it off and you refused outright.

after awhile she'd think you had like an unborn twin that was living parasitically on your chest. Unless of course that is indeed the case for you, in which case, say hi to your sibling for me.

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Helloooooooooooo does anybody knows some good manga with a great story but also some lewd stuff?
Pic is a gift for good sugestions (?)

>>35297742
>good manga
>great story
>lewd stuff
pick one

>>35297742
It's not that lewd, but the only thing I can think of with an actually interesting plot is Oldboy.

>>35297677
Five foot hungry skeleton. I can lay on my side and feel my ribs. Really pale too, and I'm not well shaved. I have a surgery scar too, but admittedly that's pretty faded now.

>>35297742
>pointed elbows
You get nothing.

>>35297919
that's not bad, you should go on /fit/ still, much of the advice helps gaining weight too

I knew a girl once who had no problem finding guys into her even though she had an a-cup and always obvious ribs
used to get asked at the doctors if she was still getting periods she was that thin

>>35297517

Where do you live? Im not in NA either

>>35298140
Where are you then? naldy

>>35298157

Yurop

Oregano comment

>thread died without getting a sweet livestock GF
Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.

>>35295284
i think i must be the only guy who doesn't like waxed or shaved pussy. i like a nice trimmed bush.also i think that the dark skin around a pussy is kinda hot...

>>35299857
>the dark skin around a pussy
That's called a woman, m8

>>35289942
>I think robots are people who would treasure their gf and keep her happy at all costs
Oh god my sides.


>>35208165
>>35208165
>>35208165

>>35290180
>after so much rejection
>implying any of them ever asked a girl out
lel

>>35292948
What the hell. You're my unicorn. Please post contact information, I HAVE to get to know you

DO U WANT TO VIDEO CHAT AND MASTURBATE TOGETHER

Any fembots from Ontario here?

>>35295284

Yes they are my feet. Good morning by the way.

>>35293827
I lost interest in women from 18-27.
Now I'm somewhat interested again, but busy, so I can't imagine some high maintenance relationship.

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>get robot bf
>he doesn't worship me

>>35297742
Kodomo no Jikan
Wasn't an original suggestion.

>>35297742
please be in Brisbane desu

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>>35290372
This is a retarded thing to say. Shy guys don't talk to people so you've met less shy people than outgoing people. You have maybe talked to two shy guys. Get out

>>35302186
Boring, anon. Shy guys are dreadfully boring and not much fun at all.

>>35302175
im in brisbane
but im a skinny friendless white dude who hates himself

Its funny how the mental image that you retarded whores have of a "beta virgin" is actually nothing like what one looks like. You get this delusional idea that they're some cute shy anime nerd boy basically chad with glasses. But in actuality the beta virgins here are atrocious looking. Indians, Manlets, fat ass chinlets or guys with a birth defect of some sort. Guys that none of you would give the time of day.

This is why this board is infested with chads and normie-fucks from /soc/ trying to play on your "virgin beta fetish" and pulling femanons left and right. And then when you inevitably have a bad time with them by either getting used for nudes or fucked and left you come back here and claim that all robots are scum and just want sex blah blah blah.

TL;DR fuck off and die

>>35289640
I'm an actual Wizard. If what you say is true then you should be worshiping me. I deserve something for making it this far.

>>35302262
same but I'm fat

>>35291835
I'm almost the same as you, so I like you for having the capacity to relate to my 23 yr old, emotionally unstable, virgin feel.

>fucked a girl off of /a/
>fucked a girl off of /cgl/
>can't land a girl off of /r9k/ or /soc/

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do femanons really like cute nerdy sub guys that worship their gfs, are eager to please and shower them with affection?

I have a gf and i'm that to her, although im p good looking irl

>>35302478

How do you actually meet someone from 4chan?

To begin with, we are not that many people. And most are in Burgerland.

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Femanons,

My friends always tell me how jealous they are because of the looks and smiles I get from women. The thing is, I never notice it! One friend gets especially triggered because I never notice. He says girls do a doible take, look at me in awe. One femanon said I look like a try-hard, but I'm really not. In fact, I've settled down and have 2 daughters.

>>35302614
Oh, my question, I guess, is are they seeing things? Because I never seem to notice it. Or am I autistic?

>>35302614

Why are you even here?

I mean, a small piece of you might be autistic, but you are doing fine.

please for the love of God dont fuck you cat

>>35302643
What do you mean, I'm doing fine? Because I have two kids?

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> I have this massive fetish about beta males
looks like the entire 4chan is invited , sadly myself included

Do I have to convert straight girls? Am I doomed to only being attracted to girls who like boys?

Should I give up on love/sex with other girls because all the girls I like like boys?

If gay people are 3 percent of the population does that mean I'm gonna be alone forever?

Is it because I don't have enough money?

>>35302585
Exchange contact info after posting back and forth in a thread, mostly. And yeah, they were both burgers but I can travel. The /a/ girl I dated for two years, and we were together IRL about half of that time in total.

>>35302670

Well, I do not know of your whole situation, but do you realize how far from the average robot expectations having a kid is?

And losing virginity is one thing, you can pay for a whore after all. But fucking reproducing...

>>35302692
aren't there lesbian clubs, tumblr clubs... radical feminist groups are usually 90% lesbian

>>35291199
Is Sweden close enough for you?

>>35302692
Statistically you're fucked desu, join the qt boy appreciation club

>>35302705
I love my children. I'm never lonely, and my daughters are always eager to see me when I get home from work. You should reconsider the whole reproduction thing.

>>35302205
Oh, I forgot. You can discern every personality trait and all of my mannerisms from a couple of words I posted. You're right
This is why we have pretty much given up on roasties. You all want chads that go clubbing or rock climbing or other dumb shit like disneyland. FUCK

>>35290016
Women literally need to be chained up and used only for reproduction because of shit like this

>>35302792

Well, then let's go back to the question:

Why do you browse r9k?

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>>35302765

>pupper appreciation station

>>35292583
So being horny dictates how you treat people and you think this is okay? Or worse yet healthy behavior?

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>>35302614
>>35302629
Have I been a Chad all this time, but I'm too autistic to know it?

>>35302823
Autism. I relate to most robots. I'm definitely cyborg tier.