>be me >you know when you hear a blink-183 song and you

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>be me
>you know when you hear a blink-183 song and you imagine a pissy little teenager whining? I am that teenager
>at school
>flock of chads approaches me at lunch
>"Lol look at anon, he's never had a girlfriend"
>head chad smacks me and says "fuck outta here you pussy"
>I grin
>now is my chance
>now is the moment I have trained for
>start laughing
>"Well", I reply between chuckles, the whole cafeteria watching in anticipation, "you are what you eat."
>The chads collapse. They have been defeated. They have never before witnessed this kind of power. They are in utter shock.
>mfw
>the whole cafeteria claps, I am elected prom king, I am popular forever
Kek.