/That Kid/

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>that kid who ate lunch in the bathroom stalls

>That kid who spat teddy grahams onto the ceiling

>that kid that barfed

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>that kid who would eat his snotty tissues when he has a cold

>that kid who had friends

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>that kid whomst'd've always had pokemon cards in his pocket despite their being prohibited by the school

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>that kid who always pretended you were infected with the thing and requested to perform a blood test on you

>That kid who died after huffing petrol behind the school shed.

You were a right tit, Akama. I thought you Abo's had natural resistance to petrol fumes.

>>35284012
He was just trying to get to the great station in the sky.

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>that kid who always thought he looks like a chad but got his ass beaten by some robots

>that kid with the rolling backpack that everyone kicked over until he went super autismo and kicked a nignog

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>>35283512
>that kid who always debated with the teachers
You might not get this that much for your deed, but thank you friendo. That distracted the teacher so I wouldn't be caught drawing, reading and writing what I wanted to instead of paying attention to something I already knew.

>>35283512
>that kid who got expelled for refusing to shower after getting a note from the school about her hygiene.

>that kid who told the class about his cool pet fish only to be laughed at for being such an autist

>that kid who never got any (you)s

>that kid who asked you to spell "icup", "mississippi", or any other autistic vaariation on that theme

>that kid who ripped the loudest fart I've ever heard in the computer lab and denied it was him even though everyone knew it was him
>the best part is that I was that kid

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> Ryan is a robot in its supreme form - Weeaboo, manlet, speech impediment, and most important of all, IBS
> Constantly would fart and shit his pants; needed to wear two layers of underwear and GoodNites diapers
> Ernie is a chad in its supreme form, but loved by pretty much everyone

> English class; early June
> Ryan shuffles around in his seat and farts loudly; tries covering it up with a cough
> Everyone laughs before he mumbles something and almost panics
> The stench of boiling diarrhea hits the hot summer air; everyone freaks out and starts yelling at Ryan
> For some reason Ryan kept denying it was him and refused to go to the bathroom to clean himself up
> Ernie gets up and starts scolding Ryan like he's a child; Ryan still denies it
> Ernie shouts "I'm fuckin' done!" and shoos Ryan towards the corner of the room
> Random Stacey notices shit on Ryan's chair; all Hell breaks loose
> People part their desks like the Red Sea as Ernie drags Ryan's chair to the corner where he was
> The teacher joins in; yells out "Quarantine 'em, Ernie!"
> Everyone's dying of laughter as Ernie's dragging chairs over, making a barricade between Ryan and the rest of the class
> Class is cheering Ernie on
> Ryan is pretending to ignore it by listening to music and playing on his phone
> Ryan is clearly panicking and letting out anxiety farts
> Room continues to stink as people begin to retch and leave
> Teacher is losing his cool at how much chaos is going on; yells out "Get 'em out of here, Ernie!"
> Ernie opens the window (it's a ground-story room; no drop at all) and and points out, saying "I'm sorry, man! You crossed the line with those shits!"
> Teacher tells everyone to get out and tells Ryan to stay in the room
> Vice Principal, school nurse and a janitor are called into the room to talk to Ryan
> Ernie lies to the VP's face and says Ryan was having "some type of episode or something and shielded himself off from the class"
> VP believed it; Ryan got suspended for a week

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>that kid who tried to go super saiyan when he was surrounded by his bullies
>and then he fucking stabbed one of them in the arm with scissors

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>>35284571
>"Quarantine 'em, Ernie!"

>>35284464
That kid is not you, my sweet summer child

>that kid who learned a new word and used it in every.fucking.sentence

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>>35284571
"You crossed the line with those shits"

>That muslim chad who hung himself on a doorknob using a tie while dressed in his grandfathers suit
>The next day in school when it was adressed, most people started crying and sobbing even though they didnt even known him
He stood up for me when some bullies tried to chase me off my seat
Rip muslimbro

>That kid who was suicidal, bullied and had no friends but managed to stay alive by imagining his waifu always being near him and doing stuff to make him happy

Was me.

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>>35283512
>that kid who smoked weed during class

>that edgy atheist who became a zealous Christian

>that kid who poked you with a syringe
holy fuck dude, i know you were prolly joking when you said you found it in the trash and that it didn't actually pierce my skin but you don't do that

also please take a shower talking to you makes me physically uncomfortable, besides that you're cool

>that kid who self-identifies as a republican

>>35285152
>that kid who hid his shitty brickweed in a marker and would pull it out in class to smell it
>teacher notices and thinks he's just goofing around
>"Hey Jorgito quit pretending to smoke, or better yet come up here and let me have a whiff!"
>half the class freezes until they realize she's not serious

>that kid who was overlypolite
>that kid who teachers called a gentleman
was me

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>That kid who shit himself on the first week of highschool
You really fucked up there Jack

>That kid who got caught jerking it in class
>That kid who was nicknamed "Donkey" because they always made weird noises
>Mfw these were both the same kid

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>>35284571
> "Quarantine 'em, Ernie!"
jesus fucking christ

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>That kid with ADHD who tried to flip a table but wasn't strong enough

>that kid that would say 'have fun shitting' as he left the bathroom

>that kid who would wear suits on fridays, dubbing them "formal fridays"
>that kid who would vape in class
>those kids that rushed to the bathroom after class to vape
>that kid who drew dragons and claimed to be obsessed with dragons
>that kid who said he didn't hear that a classmate had died, just to seem nonchalant
>that kid who says he hates everything that you like when he finds you like it
>that kid who takes credit for your ideas,to you
ok but legit, on friday I said a joke to this kid, then on monday he said "wanna hear a joke?" then said the same joke, and said that he came up with it and never heard me say it
>that kid who literally never went to classes, walked around the halls playing shitty metal music and only wore black, was 500 pounds
>that kid who was 21 and held back several years
>that kid who was a cocaine baby
>that girl who had a sex tape
>that girl who had a threeway with two guy who both weighed over 200 pounds individually
>that kid who would smoke weed in his car before school

>that kid who never looked at his phone
>that kid who said he doesnt listen to music
>that kid who misses class for 2 months
>that kid who never ate lunch
>that kid who tripped infront of the whole school and ran away
>that kid who never said a word to any of his teachers
>that kid who always asked for supplies even tho he had them
>that kid who always asked for some of what youre eating
>that kid who always wore the same oversized zip hoodie
>that kid who kept his whole locker in his his backpack at all times
>that kid that never took off his backpack
>that kid that never took off his jacket

>>35283512
That kid I sold regular brownies too but told them they were edibles and he thanked me for a killer high
>Freshman are so easy to take money from

>>35283512
>that kid that would flick and steal silly bandz so he got them band at school

Fuck off, Anthony.

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>>35283512
>that kid that flashed his dick in the girls' restroom
>that kid that stopped running in the middle of the mile to take a piss in the bushes
>that kid that made out with his knee and yelled "GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY" when the class looked at him
>that kid that nobody knew but everybody liked
>that kid that knew how to do inspect element and everyone thought he was a hacker
>that kid that was the kingpin of the bakugan black market
>that kid that shit himself
>that kid that talked about killing himself constantly to get pity friends then treated them like shit
>that kid that called me a gaylord for tucking in my shirt in 3rd grade
>that kid that always read in funny voices when we popcorn read
>that kid that everyone knew was gay but always had a girlfriend
>that kid that had the last name villanueva and flipped his shit when people called him vanilla
>that kid that always fell asleep in class and the teacher would throw paper balls at him

>that kid who always wore the same jacket every day even in hottest of days.
>A chad tried to take the jacket off him but ended up getting stabbed with a pocket knife
>Same thing happened again but it was a group who tried to take it off him. Apparently he broke one of the people's index finger and the rest ran away
>Never forget 27/6/1998 & 19/3/1999

>that kid that was carrying the beloved school bunny, and dropped it.
It died.

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>>35285813
That edgy kid was me

>that kid who always wore sweatpants and niggertier t-shirts

>>35292229
what a monster was it you

>that kid that used self deprecating humor to try and fit in

>>35291059
>that kid that always read in funny voices when we popcorn read

Hey that was me

>that kid who WAS A GROWN FUCKING MAN.

>that girl named Janr who was double penetrated, and getting dubbed "two lane Jane"

>that chad from the rival football team who stepped out of the showers, and onto a syringe, and was diagnosed HIV positive afterward.

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>That kid who got killed at school

>>35292424
we had one of those
spooky man, so many teen goils trying to court him

>That kid who put pins in the paper wasps and shot them at peoples heads
>that kid that worked out how to get onto the teachers wifi so there were no blocks
>that kid that worked out the intercom code untill someone me yelled Fuck her right in the pussy to the whole school on the audit day
Not my finest hour tbqh
>That girl that tried to kill her self at school or ran away multiple times so we got put into lock down
>That kid that got super triggered over nothing
>That kid that always lies about shit he did and everyone pretended to believe him so we could talk shit behind his back
>That whole class that kept yelling "B B B BASKETBALLLL" until the teacher ran out of the room crying
>That fedora that was always acting like a cunt on the bus
>That kid that drank straight vodka out of his back during the day and drank beer in the morning on the way to school

>That kid thats Mum, Dad and Sibling worked at the school, there were 2 of these
>That kid that thought he was a shit hot driver but was actually garbage and ended up running into my car
Fuck you tom you braindead cunt
>Those girls that flogged their cars everywhere for no reason
>That kid that constantly had headphones in, was me
>that one trashy girl that ended up getting HIV from some shitty gang member
>Those kids that started a shitty punk band and forced it on everyone

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>>35284098
yall was like the dynamic feduo

>>35291059
>>that kid that flashed his dick in the girls' restroom
that's not a problem for kids these days, haven't you heard?

>That greasy kid who'd creep on girls

>>35292414
Right on, you guys always made the class laugh. Especially on the swear words. That was some top tier humor back in the day.

>>35284571
>that kid who nearly got suspended for faking his funeral in the classroom with the help of other guys
>that kid was me

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>>35283938
what?

orloginal

>that adhd kid who always made bad jokes and had the communication skills of a foreigner
>that kid who's gf only dated him because she felt bad for him
>that kid who roasted the shit out of everyone

>>35292387
No, but I am pretty sure that he crawled to r9k because everyone hated him after that

>>35283512
>that introverted kid named Jeffrey in middle school that always gave off weird vibes
>we sat next to eachother in detention
>passes me a note
>"five minutes after I leave, ask to use the restroom"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>winks at me from under hoodie
>"Mrs. Smith? Can I get some water?"
>she glares at him
>"Be quick"
>he walks off slowly to seem like he's not in a hurry
>five minutes pass by in what feels like an hour
>i raise hand
>"M-Mrs. Smith? May I please use the restroom?"
>she trusts me more
>"Go ahead, anon."
>I walk out
>Jeffrey has been waiting for me
>he looks me in the eyes and slowly moves his arm down
>reaches creepily for something in his hoodie pocket
>fightorflight.gif
>the object is moving
>flight.gif
>getting ready to run when he pulls out a turtle
>smiling ear to ear
>he holds it toward me
>"Wanna pet it?"
>"Sure."
>I pet the turtle
>we go inside
>the turtle starts squealing
>Mrs. Smith gets pissed
>"What's that noise?"
>"Your mom"
>Jeffrey didn't give two shits
>I high fived him
>we both came back that saturday
>he brought the turtle
>we ended up naming him Bender, like from the Breakfast Club
>good times

>that autistic kid who constantly shouted at the teacher in the middle of class to "correct" him, yet spent the entirety of every class period reading manga.

>>35294538
I really thought this would have a bad ending but I got a really good chuckle out of it instead

what a pleasant surprise.

>>35283512
>that kid who punched a window in a fit of rage
>that kid who daxed his cousin
>that kid who didn't shut the stall door when shitting
>that kid who always tried to handshake everyone
>that kid who was constantly caused a ruckus
>that kid who tried really hard to be the class clown
>that kid who had to be sent out during sex-ed because he laughed constantly
>that kid who watched porn on library computers
>that kid whose video of him fingering his bleeding ass went viral
>that kid who came out as gay but everyone already knew
>that kid who left school one day and didn't come back
>that kid who hit on the thicc MILF english teacher
>that kid who browsed /b/ at lunch

>>35284571
i posted this on /r/4chan kek

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>>35283512
It's a light-year, we comin for dem piez.

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>that kid who befriended all the foreign students who could barely speak English because they were submissive and beta

It was me. I learned how to speak Cherokee at a conversational level though, so I guess it's something.

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>>35287097
Sup graham cracker?

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>>35293490
>That whole class that kept yelling "B B B BASKETBALLLL" until the teacher ran out of the room crying

I'm sorry

what

fucking greentext that one pls