/britfeel/

>>35283386
Step siblings and kids are round. Hiding in room.

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the old depression is coming back

>tfw you kind of want people to pick on you in uni because you're that desperate for attention but you never leave your room so there's no chance, and even if you did because nobody's forced to be there the odds of it happening are near zero instead of near 100% like in school where 90% of people just want to fuck off at 16

>>35283459
leave your room and find a qt boi to fuck

Told off a roastie online. She seemed like a huge cunt. She was in a depression thread saying how she's kept an orbiter around for five years and how hard it was for her because he loves her and she doesn't love him. Detailed all the shit he'd done for her, and all the rest of it and how he would be heartbroken when her lovers hurt her. But how it was so hard for her having to deal with all that emotion!
I just said I was disgusted by her, and that she seemed tremendously selfish. Then I left.

>>35283432
Same lad. Made a big post here the other day saying I was finally happy again. Got a bad case of the wanting to die recently though

Think I'll pick up a few bags of weed from the niggers. I intend this to be my last few bags prior to my detox.

>>35283459
I'm desperate for a friend 2bh

The only guy I talk to used to be cool but turned into a bible basher, and I think hes more pre-occupied with trying to get me to become a Christian than simply being a normal friend to me. I'm sick of the fact that the only meaningful conversations I seem to have these days purely involve Jesus.

just stuck my erect dicc in peanut butter

heh

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Anyone ever bang/date a black chick?

>>35283530
you having a wild session or you eeking them out? i remember speaking to you about weed before. i'm no good at making it last desu would rather be perma stoned

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>In Aldi
>Notice they are selling Mr Men mugs for 2 pounds
>pic related
>decide to buy one
>choose 'Mr Funny' because he has the best design
>take it to the till
>the guy at the till is a black chad
>scans the mug
>'oh Mr Funny? Tell us a joke then!'
>feel intense pressure
>try to think of something
>'ww--w-hy do Aldi sell nuts along the tills? b-b-ecause they need to feed the monkey cashier'
>he looks angry
>seethingly asks me to leave
>probably can't ever go back

>>35283616

I fucked a black chick once. She was nice but kinda smelled sweaty

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>>35283432
Same. laid in bed all day today again for 13+hours

haven't been able to start up a movie for the last few days even

>>35283616
Got sucked off by one once. Absolutely amazing. There's a reason they were cursed with those lips. Best female blowjob I have received.

>>35283628
>ww--w-hy do Aldi sell nuts along the tills? b-b-ecause they need to feed the monkey cashier
That was pretty good

>>35283593
have you a doggo to lick it off, or a catto might do it

>>35283616
Yeah they fucking stink and have the weirdest colour minge

Do not recommend

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sunrise doesn't last all morning...a cloudburst doesn't last all day

I keep daydreaming about jamming with George in Friar Park with acoustic guitars

>>35283616
i would like to but i get the feeling they hate white men
>>35283645
pretty comfy lad, nice pic too

>>35283628
That's actually pretty hilarious. Totally worth it lad.

>>35283616
That isn't black.

>>35283628
y-you got the mister funny mug though right?

>>35283625
Gonna go with the wild sesh desu.

>>35283645
I want to snuggle with you ebinlad

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>>35283677
She's mixed race. I know her dad is full black.

>>35283616
Yeah, still fap thinking about it now desu

She was thick and had a great ass and skin tone. I was fucking her doggy and just having that arse on your dick is tremendous

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didn't get out of bed till 5 today

had some good dreams, one some milf was molesting me, the other was an alien invasion

>>35283704
Well don't ask if we'd fuck a black chick and post a chick that isn't black. It's deliberately misleading.

>>35283704
>her dad
discarded

>>35283432
Same, I'm more suicidal than I've been in a long time, can't even watch a movie like the other anin said. The weekend makes it worse because everyone's busy doing other stuff. I just want someone to have a smoke and a chat with, lads

Oi mates, who's up fur some tea and crumpets? Bangers in the mouth? A fag???

>>35283704
She looks kind of ugly. I can't tell if it's the nigger genes or the amount of filters she's stuck on that photo.

>>35283727
t. bitter foreigner whose thread just 404'ed

>>35283727
Nothing like sucking on a hot fag desu

>>35283628
Legend. If I was there I would've given you a good old pat on the back, son. Thanks for making me laugh, I needed it.

>>35283747
Ello dere ya don't know who ya messing wit.

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>>35283744
She's pretty nice looking in real life (although a crazy bitch) apparently she's also really fat now.

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phone accidentally took this pic of me in the library at uni the other day.

feel and look like I'm having a full-blown psychosis - terrified of mingling with people because of constant Chinese whispers, keep taking walks at 3am, feel hostile and get heart palpitations, told by peers that I look like a junkie/psychopath.

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>>35283688
good lad.
you detoxing and stopping for good or just a tolerance break

>>35283715
>milf
noice

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>>35283781
I still wouldn't go for her. What's the point in fucking a negro if she's just going to look like a tanned white woman?

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i feel sad. i was just talking to someone who claimed to be a girl. they tried cat fishing me but i reverse image searched their pic. i called them out. at first they denied it but eventually admitted that they were just talking to me for entertainment.

i got pissed me off because of how little remorse they showed. they kept saying "i dont give a fuck, i was bored". i had a right go at them, and then blocked them. i know for a fact that they feel like shit now. give me some comfort lads. i feel down about it. dont know if it was a guy or a girl doing it as a joke. seemed like an evil girl based on how they typed, and they kept claiming to be a girl as we argued. i was going to be nice and just blocked them but their attitude set off my autistic rage.

i dont deserve this. i try to always be nice to people online and in real life.

>>35283715
Had a dream a milfish roastie was going to take all my possessions. She had accused me of rape and was leveraging it to take all my assets. Though I wasn't attracted to her at all I told her if that was how it was going down anyway, I was definitely going to rape her as brutally as possible. Then with a smug hiss she told me that I was no better than the one who raped me. Then I woke up. Bad feel.

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>>35283894
>Then with a smug hiss
snek?

>first wek on the job at call centre
>already got a bonus

feels good man

sadly they will think i'm competent and increase the difficulty of my workload, my success was most likely beginners luck and nice old ladies liking my voice

>>35283928
>tfw, hey that's my waifu
hope he didn't dream about her, desu

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Playing overwatch with mates

getting a pizza later

sick night

Day 3 nofap. Quite easy so far desu. 37 to go

>>35283962
I'm on my forth day but I struggled yesterday. I keep popping random boners.

>>35283961
>Playing overwatch with mates
Normie

>>35283781
I'd genuinaly pay for her as an escort, using her mouth and pussy thoroughly, but i'd hate to listen to her speak, let alone do gf stuff with her, it's pointless. She literaly looks braindead here. could fuck a corpse with more emotion in it.

>>35283969
>>35283962
i might do it. i have had enough of it all. women are evil.

i will rule this planet

Saying this since there is a murderer in OP pic

No killer?
No post

>>35283790
bit of all three. truth be told i've hammered the ol' ganga for about three months, almost everyday. need to step back, work out and get a job to be honest.

>>35284001
don't bother

i did it for a month, just made me angry and depressed

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Lads, do you all have your own personal mug for cuppas and other warm drinks?

Was having a talk earlier and we got on about tea/how we relax at home, standard shit, but some people found it weird that i've got my own mug that I like to use above others.
My parents always had their own exclusive mugs in the house and "the ones for guests", so I figured it was just a normal thing but it feels like a majority of people don't do this and find the idea weird.

>>35284054
I'm with you friendo. Also even though I have a set of black plates, I have one blue plate I like to use more than the others.

>>35283969
You the lent lad? I should have started a day earlier.

>>35283980
thats the thing you think is normie huh??

>>35284071
>You the lent lad?
Aye. As long as you're doing it and doing it for good reasons it's fine.

>>35284090
My reason is just to have a good wank in 40 days. Not religious at all

>>35284054
>Lads, do you all have your own personal mug for cuppas and other warm drinks?
yep, a nice big mug :3

>>35284112
Okay, that's a terrible reason.

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>>35284054
Yeah, a big massive Sports Direct mug that I got for free. Holds twice as much as a normal mug.

>>35284013
well good luck with it mate, ive hammered it every day for nearly a decade now. for me it's been fun
hope you get what you're after lad

>>35284054
I have a mugi mug from K-on and a K-on coffee flask.

Going to have burgers, curly fries, beans and takoyaki for tea I reckon lads.

>>35284119
I know. Just bored desu. Think it will be interesting. Better reason than Jesus putting you in a cuck cage lol

>>35284119
not him but it's not terrible, i say good on him
>>35284112
good on you lad, enjoy that mega unloading of cummies. you will have truly deserved it lad

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Three of the mad lads that I know got their girlfriends pregnant and then split up with them within the space of 9 months. They're not even chav types but 30-something year old normal blokes.

What the fuck?

This is the sort of thing that makes me feel extremely smug about not being a normie.

At this point I am directly on course to becoming Suttsteve.

>>35284047
>i did it for a month, just made me angry and depressed

then how do i rid myself of my sexual and emotional urges? i waste too much time on women, and they are never worth the energy i put out. even on a friendship level, western women are normally apathetic, manipulative, and cruel. i always try to be a good person, and i have noticed that it is only men that appreciate it. i want nothing to do with women for now. if one comes around, and they happen to be great, fine, but i am not going to search any longer.

>>35284054
We all have themed mugs of some kind (my old man has a cricket one, I have beatles and Jurassic Park ones) which we favour, and more plain ones for guests.

>>35284220
i feel you lad, i'm a lonely khv

but i've just accepted it. it makes life easier. i don't hate women any more

>>35284165
dunno what i'm having. just off round to my sisters to see what takeaway she's treating me to. and she's got me some ciders as well.
in fact should set off, was meant to be there half hour ago

>>35284184
you know what, lad. this last week or so i have been trying to look at things more positively. and something has really ticked me off today, and given me perspective of how selfish people are. sometimes i wish i could have nothing to do with this society.

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>>35283996
She's super posh and a total narcissist. Would hate fuck but yeah must be a nightmare to date.

>>35284054
I had a nice brown one that my nana gave me. Then my flatmate broke it.

>>35284184
>Three of the mad lads that I know got their girlfriends pregnant and then split up with them
Not too surprising

1. girlfriends friend gets pregnant, she gets roastie-jealousy
2. bullies and pushes bf into getting her pregnant too
3. bf reluctantly does because he thinks shes the one and wants to keep her
4. relationship starts falling apart because she never cared about him anyway and he's felt pressured
5. breakup
6. she makes a tinder account as a single mum

>>35283784
you look like a more stable deedee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs

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>>35284279
>tfw too autistic to be trapped as a provider cuck to single mums

Another funny turn lads. That's 3 in 2 hours.

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>nearly choked to death on a tiny sip of water

Just finished my kebab, remembered why I haven't ate one for 6 months.

>>35284251
>i feel you lad, i'm a lonely khv

yeah, i have lost my v card and had mini relationships. dating women honestly just gave me more perspective on how cruel they are.

what pisses me off is the way they adopt a very self righteous attitude about being a good person, being selfles, caring for people etc but at the same time they are so fucking self obsessed and ego centric that it diminishes the angelic qualities about them. at least the likes of pol express a philosophy that reflects their actions but women just lie. i bet more women would do more fucked up shit, its just that they are the weaker gender, and therefore too scared to do anything. i try to be positive about women, and i will even argue against people sometimes when they call women evil but i am done now. i give up. i dont hate women either. i know its because the environment has corrupted them, but i am still angry, and i want nothing to do with them for now.

>>35284396
i hate the thought of choking while i'm alone in the house

fucking terrifies me

>>35284422
You should buy a choke monkey off the black market. They smack your back when you're close to dying. Its not because they are trained, they just like hitting people.

Haven't seen lenlad around in a while. Is he okay?

>>35284396
I've always wondered what happens to the water that 'goes down the wrong way'. I know that's largely a saying but aren't there times when the water actually gets into your lungs? I imagine it gets absorbed back into the body but what about when it happens with food? The thought of a tiny piece of meat rotting away in my lungs gives me panic attacks.

>>35284422
slipping in the bath is pretty bad too

>>35284511
some say he tried to push a BH member in the lake and it didnt go well for him, to say the least.

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>>35284297
I'm not the anon in photo but I did post the Deedee pic in the last thread. Summed up the thread pretty well.
>Cosy

Time to do the laundry and find something to eat methinks. Got a chicken tikka lasagna from Iceland (underrated), or maybe a can of soup.

What are you meant to talk to barbers about? I'm not the most socially inept person around but I can't see what topics I can talk to a middle aged turkish man about. Sat in that chair earlier in silence for a good 20 minutes, it was extremely awkward

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Glad to see you lads do have a special mug, lets do a bit of something special in mugposting: Post your cup and tell us why you made it your special one.

This was my first ever mug, got it in a kitkat easter egg pack when I was 12 and 10 years on it still fills me with a bit of nostalgia with how its come along in my times of comfort.

>>35284566
Were ye no up tha' finnieston cran?

>>35284597
>giving money to turks

Is it that hard to find an English barber for crying out loud? What the fuck is this shit.

any of you heard the latest news about the BH?

>>35284636
>the BH
Who are they?

>>35283616
Currently fucking a black girl, her arse is amazing but she sort of smells black and will never say anything affectionate. She's also just absurdly sassy for no reason.

Want a chink, to be honest with you gentlemen.

>>35284597
I go to an italian barber, and I actually apologised to him for not being talkative after the third time I went. He laughed at me, but he did say he appreciates not having to make pointless small talk for half an hour. Now he just asks how my family and I are doing and gets on with it.

>haye bellew fight tonight

Fuck, totally forgot. Something to actually look forward to.

>>35284660
some daft forced meme

No one seems to have empathy

>>35284663
Other than the smell that sounds like a lark. Ffs y no black fuck buddy.

>>35284633
Turkish barbers are a fucking dab hand, lad. I get that you don't like darkies and all but these days trying to find an affordable all-white establishment is a gross inconvenience in your day to day.

>>35284660
meant to be some infamous gang that sometimes post on brit feel.

apparently they are responsible for creating some of the memes on brit feel, such as the kettle chips meme.

>>35284613
I like the concept but I'm too lazy to take a photo, email it to myself, resize it then post it. It's a Sailor Moon mug. It reminds me of better times, and of someone I betrayed. Each cup of tea is a bittersweet reminder.

Also, Crystal is shit so I hope no one watches it.

>>35284531
i'm calling bullshit on this story
our len wouldn't make any mistakes. he's a smart lad. nobody knows the true body count but i firmly believe he is a master of his craft. nobody will stop him.

>>35284688
I've got too much of it, lad

>>35284684
>daft

heh, you must be an enemy of the BH.

>>35284718
>meant to be some infamous gang that sometimes post on brit feel.
Not the same one Fat Teddy is in?

>>35284737
It would be a true privilege for him to harvest my soul for /britfeel/

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How have all your days been?
How are you feeling?
Anybody doing anything new?

Hope you've all had a great day so far and have an even better night!

>tfw comfy night rewatching silicon valley
v happy


>>35284449
This killed me. I want a choke monkey

>>35284511
I'm fine buddy! Just been busy, heard someone drained a canal and wondered what it looked like ha ha.
How are you?

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>>35284613
Just got it as a gift desu.

>>35284737
>i'm calling bullshit on this story

it appears as though the bh are rather unknown to the masses of brit feel. i was told that they run things secretly.

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>>35284765
C-can I at least have a kiss before you push me in senpai? If you don't mind...

>>35284762
>Not the same one Fat Teddy is in?

Fat Teddy is too street level for the BH. the BH are more like Machiavelli, you know they stay in the back ground and manipulate things from the shadows.

>>35284671
What times it on lad?

>>35284743
At least that means you aren't going to fuck one of your best friends' ex of 2 year, 2 weeks after they broke up, despite knowing that he's devastated by it. (I am not either of these people btw)

>>35284671
>>35285072
i was gonna watch it but my mum told me it costs 17 quid. cba paying that. anyone know any good streaming sites

>>35285072
The pre-fight rubbish I'm not sure about but actual entrances start half ten with the fight itself probably starting 10:45 and finishing after a few high energy rounds.

Very comfy

>>35285108
I don't watch sperts but I'm sure there'll be links in /so/.

>>35284764
i'd gladly offer myself as well.
i bet he takes you on a nice moonlight stroll along a canal. pulls you in close for hug. whispers see you space cowboy and pushes you into the cold dark water.
i want this to be my way off this earth senpai

>>35285108
Just steam it lad. That's what everyone does. Won't be good quality but its free. No idea yet desu where to find one.

>>35284765
Oh, evening lenner, I was wondering why you'd been quiet the last few days

I'm doing alright, carrying on. Same old. Nothing new to report, except I'm weighing up whether to try and chase some job progressions or stay in my comfy bottom-of-the-rung job.

Did they find anything "interesting" in the canal?

>>35284762
>Fat Teddy
could have sworn I saw fet teddy walking down mare street this week.

>sudden headache
>face feels flushed and over-heated
What kind of cancer is it, lads?

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Reading this at the moment, bretty good lads.

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>>35284613
Doesn't really require an explanation. Also, was a gift - who buys novelty mugs for themselves??

>>35284054
i don't have a claimed mug or anything, but i have a strong preference for a black, back to the future one we have

i usually keep it in my room, then go downstairs and rinse it out whenever i want another drink, so i pretty much always have it

>>35285170
I hear that by the time you see him, it's already too late.

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>>35285208
Probably more accurate to say I'm reading that with this at the moment.

Afghan Kush, shit is some of the best quality of weed I've ever had. Obviously pic related is a stock image from the internet. I could find something similar or take a photo but am lazy.

I had a dream about picking up my flatmate and fucking her against the wall last night.
Not sure what to make of it.

>>35285281
every dream ive had for the past few months since my lucid dream has included forms of telekenesis, I'm always lifting people up with my mind or stabbing them with something with my mind, or just fucking around with random shit by lifting it up or catching it in weird ways. Feels good man.

>>35285281
it means you want to have sex with her. you bad mongy poo head

>>35284765
Tell me about Len!
Why does he wear the nail polish?!

>>35285329
>Why does he wear the nail polish?!

because he is a poo head

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You lads might remember a few days ago some madlad posted on here that he was downsizing his anime fig collection and was offering them out to the boys of britfeel.

Well, this morning a parcel arrived from that same madlad, with not one but five quality figs inside. He sent them to me and only asked for postage costs.

This might not mean a lot to you, but I'm blown away by the generosity of it, and it makes me truly happy to know this is the kind of person who makes up britfeel.

>>35285281
>Not sure what to make of it.
Seems pretty obvious lad.

>>35285138
>After persistent entreaties from robots to assist their suicide Len takes up Harold's Mantle
Don't let our memes be dreams Len-sama. I don't know if I'm ready, but if it's with you it's ok. I hope it doesn't hurt...

>>35285281
It means you want to fuck your dad and kill your mum

>>35285349
Damn, that was really nice of him. Good to see anons being bros to each other.

>>35285349
i remember that. i was going to get a figure of him but realised i didnt really have the room. i was gonna send the lad a tenner for being a good lad.

he is a hero of brit feel.

After a lot of thinking I decided to tell my mother that my dad had a heart attack at Nanny Betty's place.

I decided that it was best to tell the truth. I thought she might at least get some solace out of the fact that he wasn't shagging someone else, although I suspected she'd take the news badly.

Turns out she already knew he is an adult baby and she's accepting of it, although she declines to participate herself. She didn't know that she was going to places like that but she wasn't surprised and she actually didn't seem to mind. She said "going to adult nurseries is probably what has kept our marriage together."

She was extremely relieved that he wasn't having an affair.

I think I've done a good job lads.

>>35285349
what theeeee fuck i cant believe i missed this

>>35285349
that was pretty nice of him, but i still couldn't bring myself to give a stranger my address

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http://arzamas.academy/materials/1269

post results lads

>tfw extraordinarily tempted to get in contact with ex and try to get sum fuk
It's a bit of a normie feel but goddamn it's not like I have options, lads.

any good funny youtube series to binge?
just had a chinese takeaway and I think I've already got food poisoning
Thanks, prawns

>>35285480
Same. Not when muderanon and lenlad are lurking

>>35285514
i felt the same way many times. i know i will probably just get ignored or get told to fuck off.

>>35285471
Wew that's an unexpectedly positive outcome, well played anon. Tell your Dad he's a good boy and doesn't need to cry anymore

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>tfw eating week old chicken in stale bread because its all thats left in the house

going through a phase of watching random episodes of old cartoons I grew up with, Looney Tunes, top Cat, Jetsons etc

what was your favourite classic cartoon growing up lads?

>>35285566
Are you the lad who inherited the money and then bought his ex wife some jewelry?

>>35284054
Yeah of course, drinking out of a cup someone else has used is fucking gross.

>>35285471
Wow. Glad to hear it. Was expecting a shitstorm.

>>35285636
no lol but that sounds funny. i have two ex's. one of them is in a relationship, and i had an argument with the other one when i last spoke to her. so you can imagine my position.

I'd really like to turn one of my finger bones into a piece of jewellery to give to a girl but I have no idea how to strip flesh or fashion something like that. Thoughts?

>>35285349
Are you going to hotglue them?

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>>35285349
You are very welcome

imagine if Johnny Bravo aired today, what a shit storm it'd cause

>>35285694
Would it though? He gets BTFO the whole show.

>>35285349
wow 10/10 lad

>>35285713
I suppose so

rewatching it is great, parts are really genuinely funny

>>35285694
It does, doesn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xd3CGRQXlo

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>>35285349
>>35285678
top lad thing to do, very nice it all worked out and we came together as a group :)

>>35285471
I'm glad to hear that, lad. Sounds like you got the best possible resolution out of that situation.

I just hope your dad makes a good recovery now.

>>35285670
what if she falls out of love with you

>>35285713
But the audience ends up rooting for Johnny, even if he s a bit of a twat.

>>35285735
goat episode

>>35285694
In many of my sleepless nights I've often pondered this. Guaranteed there would be at least one blog saying how it's teaching sexism and rape culture to children, and I wouldn't be surprised if the BBC did an article on it. Cartoon Network would get a few complaints for sure and the result would probably be it being demoted to being shown late at night.

>>35285624
Not really a "classic cartoon" but favourite was recess. Used to watch Popeye and tom and jerry at my grandads though

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Where did all the classy women go?

Why is she showing cameltoe in public?

Look at the disgust on the face of the guy.

>>35285694
kek true

late 90s/early 2000s was the golden era for cartoons

T&J and Looney Tunes are THE classics.
Popeye is great too, animation is fantastic in the 1933 original series

>>35285776

>>35285787
get this 2016 meme OUTTA here man
FRESH CONTENT ONly

just kidding, i'd still fuck her though

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My pizza is on the way lads... any cute boys want to share a pizza with me??? just like the good old times with azulad.

Update on my mate who is in prison in Thailand.

People from newspapers have been sniffing around his mum. She's just refused point blank to talk to them.

Looks like the story is going to break soon. Eventually someone will talk to them and tell them what's going on with him.

I need to think of what I'll tell them when they come calling. He's a great friend and I want to stick by him and defend him, but I don't want to get tarred with the same brush.

>>35285787
Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

>>35285366
i see him as a kind soul helping us out with the misery this world dumps on us.
i think len really is a kind soul. he is there to ease our pain. whether it be to help push us to our dreams. or speak kind words on a chinese cartoon appreciation board. len-sama would never hurt us, he serves kek to help us

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>>35285787

I wondered where this was from, I made this macro some time ago (Friday, 17 February, 2017, 3:11:05 PM)...

Totally drunk at the time, don't remember doing it and no idea why I made it.

>>35285839
I'll come round lad, hope you got a large meat feast with extra sausage

>>35285753
>Implying I've seen her in years

>>35285844
was this the mate that got caught noncing a few weeks back lad?

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>>35285787
>Look at the disgust on the face of the guy.

>>35285860
I got extra sausage alright :)

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>>35285839
>tfw not cute

have a nice pizza

>>35285844
>He's a great friend and I want to stick by him and defend him
if he's a nonce they'll just think you are one if you defend him

>>35285839
nope.
got curry chips garlic naan n poppadoms coming.
you got owt to dip the pizza in.
i like tuna pizza dipped in korma sauce desu.

>>35285787
>Where did all the classy women go?

they went with the vote. nah, i dont know when but giving women sexual freedom was probably a mistake. we're all animals and we need restraints on our certain freedoms or the modern day happens

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>>35284613
i still use this beauty every day

>>35285869
Yeah thats him. He was making hurtcore videos to order for bitcoins. He's looking at 30 years inside.

>>35285871
this is perfect desu

>>35285907
do I even want to know what hurtcore videos entail?

>>35285844
Just refuse to talk to them lad. Anything you say could be used against you in this situation.

>>35285839
I'll share the pizza with you as long as I can have my way with Jun

>>35285844
>He's a great friend and I want to stick by him and defend him,
Mate he made pedo films. I'm sure you're loyal but there's a limit.

>>35285871
Are you an autist? He is clearly disgusted. Why would you want a ggirl with a fridge body and dresses like that?

>>35285874
f-from the delivery guy?

>>35285893
Just a couple of things I want to talk about today

Firstly, the girl at work that I'm interested in, she wore the same clothes two days in a row, this actually seems to be quite common behavior at my workplace, I'm just checking, is this normally socially acceptable?

Also why was she just wearing a plain white baseball shirt with black sleeves!
So dull and unexpressive?

Would it be weird if I wore the same top?

>>35285972
>Why would you want a ggirl with a fridge body and dresses like that?
m8 at this point I can't afford to be picky

>>35285847
Lol funny as fuck.

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next on the list

>>35285933
Think hardcore BDSM shit but with children.

Good friend or not, the guys a fucking scumbag and the anon is best to distance himself from the situatuon

>>35285874
You made me smile, for which you deserve some sort of appreciation, so here is your (You).

Havent left the house since monday night, im bored shitless ,scared of going out because over the last few weeks every time ive been out ive caught a fucking cold or chest infection from somewhere, my immune system is horseshit

>>35286010
fucuuckckkckkCKk all that

>>35285566
I can imagine it might actually go well for me. But I shouldn't.
What you have to keep in mind is this: why should you make contact first?

Can't give them the satisfaction.

>>35285995
You can do better than her. Anyone can.

>>35285787
the fact she flaunts it when it doesnt even look good turns me on desu

>>35285933
I don't know for sure what it means myself, to be honest. But I can guess. And it's not nice.
>>35285935
I want to defend him though, I want there to be at least one person out there saying that he's a good guy
>>35285962
The way I see it is, whatever he did to other people's kids is between them and him. He's only ever been good to me.

>>35285972
lol what? i was agreeing

what are your other main boards, britfeel?

>>35286031
wouldent it just make you look desperate? women dont understand how hard it is for men.

>>35285893
Yeah tottally agree. We need to go back to go forwards.

The big thing I did today was attend me laser session, obviously, the train wasn't busy, the weather wasn't bad, it was a fine journey, I killed some time window shopping until my appointment. My usual laser technician wasn't in, shocked, I felt I should have been made aware of this at the time of booking, I'll just assume circumstances changed. The replacement tech was older, seemed more intelligent, also she wore a black uniform instead of white (also iirc she did my patch test). I found her difficult to speak to, while she was applying cleanser to my face she remarked that I had nice skin, I mumbled 'thanks' and she said she was serious, my skin is apparently very clear. Her next remark irked me though, she complemented my hair and said that she wished she had so much, I hate obvious false compliments and attempts to build my self esteem.

The actual laser session though was great, she jacked up the strength of the laser, it was incredibly painful, made worse by her being extremely thorough in covering the affected areas of my face. On leaving I was told that I should expect significant hair loss as there were several swollen hair follicles. Saw a black woman on my way out, she smiled, curious how the majority of customers I've seen here have been nonwhite.

>>35285991
>is this normally socially acceptable?

No. It's the type of thing that only a grubby low-class call center worker would do.

@35286083

See what you're doing

stop it

>>35286036
I think we both know that's not remotely true lad

>>35286057
/vg/ for a short time for the my summer car generals
/out/ because i like outdoors
/n/ because im a train autist
/b/ but only when im high on something, /b/ is shit

>>35286083
The people here all seem Lille normies though

>>35286093
Will I get a reply if I stop?

>>35286039
>whatever he did to other peoples kids is between them and him, he's always been good to me.

Mate this is literally the case for any cunt ever. They always have the people they're good to. Sure, fair enough if you're mates with a twat, but a pedo who literally hurts kids and records them. Fuck that, he deserves what he gets.

alright lads how many of you have been in prison? re offender here i'm 24 and iv done a combined total of 8 years between young offenders and big boy prison

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>>35285844
Mate, drop him like a ton of bricks, burn that bridge faster than they burned Dresden.

It's bad enough being a nonce but being a nonce who gets pleasure from hurting kids AND selling it is the lowest of low. There's like literally nothing below that.

Don't even try to defend him since they obviously have evidence, they don't just lift random innocent people on suspicions as serious as that, sounds like a proper sting operation and he has been btfo by authorities. You don't want to be the guy who defended that guy.

>>35285901
>glass mugs

THEY AINT NATURAL
THEY AINT RIGHT


>>35285997
RETURNNNNN THE SLAAAAAAB!
fucking nightmares over that cunt when I was a kid

>>35286067
Exactly. That's why I won't do it. Have to resist that temptation.

Women don't understand it because their options are not only more numerous, but their options also do all the actual fucking work. They can literally wait and someone will come to them.

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>>35286099
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

FIGHT FOR YOUR WILL

SAVE THE DREAM!

>>35286114
They can still be normies and be grubby and low class.

Thought you were trying to get away from being a grubby run of the mill Rochdale paki?

>15 night cruise to new york and back
>1000 pounds for the cheapest cabin

what do you think lads? i think its pretty good and might start saving up for it. would be my first ever holiday without my family

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488590888427.webm

>>35286039
>I want there to be at least one person out there saying that he's a good guy
And that one person will be publicly saying that about a man being done for sexually torturing children. You sure you want that person to be you, m8? You're better off saying nothing if you want to do him a good turn, because nothing you can say could possibly redeem him in anyone's eyes now.

>He's only ever been good to me
Yeah but think about the fucking awful shit he did to other people. I doubt he ever did anything nice enough for you to offset what he's being busted for.

>>35286182
that sounds decent lad, can we come?

>>35286127
>>35286129
I absolutely get what you are saying.

But by defend him I'm not going to claim he's innocent or claim that his crimes aren't disgusting. He isn't and they are.

But I just want to show the other side to him too. I don't want him to get demonized in the press. I want to help them give a balanced story about him.

>>35286073
i think women can be incredibly intelligent. i just think we have given them too much freedom, and power in some respects, predominately in the dating world. there are retrains on male behavior too, and it should continue this way.

>>35286199
if you can afford it then we can all get a few double rooms on the same deck together

>>35286182
You been on a cruise before? It's not really the sort of thing a robot would enjoy

>>35286128
Arrested 3 times, 7 charges, awaiting trial

Never been to jail but have 2 convictions

>>35286178
But being a grubby low class white normies would be a step up

>>35286057
/tv/ for keks and film recs
/mu/ for album recs
/fit/ for a laugh
/ic/ for book downloads
/gif/ for wanks

>>35286233
no but ive always fancied it, what do you think i might not like about it?

>>35286239
>>35286128
>getting caught
Amateurs.

>>35286039
I see your point. I think you could agree that what he's done is monstrous, but that isn't your experience of him. I don't see any harm in being completely honest about the time you've spent with him, in the interests of absolute truth. There will be more than enough to condemn him forever and rightly so, but there's no harm in the world knowing that in some small measure there was goodness in him. That's a positive message in my opinion: in even the vilest monster there's some goodness too. As another anon said though, you might be setting yourself up for no end of trouble if you don't toe the line.

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best PC game for passing time? doesnt even have to be that good, just something that eats hours with you really realising it, need to kill time until monday afternoon and i have fuck all else to do

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>>35286057
/vg/ for my Nioh threads
/int/ for shitposting
/his/ for laughing at frogs making 20 Napoleon threads a day and saying "D-Does anybody else think the British Empire was shit lads?"
/trv/ to pretend I'm booking that trip soon :'(
Occasionally /pol/ for the quick rundowns

>>35286250
>>35286250
pretty much this 123123

>>35286213
You can say the sun shone out of his arse, you could say he was the angel Gabriel, but that doesn't offset the fact that he was hurting kids for money and that's all the press and public will focus on. There will be nothing balanced about this.

>>35286083
shit really? sometimes i wear the same clothes for a whole week.

>>35286213
>I don't want him to get demonized in the press. I want to help them give a balanced story about him.
Mate you cant be serious? You'll get fucked up if you try that shit. Just look after yourself.

>>35286275
>/vg/ for my Nioh threads
That's why I go to /vg/ too! Small world. I'm there right now.

>>35286182
Do you enjoy spending time with old couples?

>>35286216
Again can't fault you lad, I agree. I want kids one day buy I'm scared the girl i meet will betray me and fuck me over in the court.

Left unrestrained, women can be very manipulative, even to each other.

>>35286147
>They can literally wait and someone will come to them.

too right. its to easy for them in the modern day with all this technology, and our back wards culture. we shouldent have to do all the work. back in the day we had to do all the work it was because women were completely submissive to us. now they are not, so its retarded.

Lmao thank god i didn't do this when i came out of anaesthesia, i was genuinely worried i would say some fucked up shit.

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>>35286268
Dwarf Fortress desudesu

>>35286239
Yeah but you're not white, are you?

Wearing clothes two days in a row isn't going to make you white either. It's just going to take you from weird paki to weird grubby paki.

>>35286182
Is that all inclusive? Because if not, enjoy selling your kidney for some toast, everything is way overpriced.

>>35286128
Arrested a bunch of times, mostly for drugs, theft and driving intoxicated. Always managed to talk my way out of it. Not sure if this is normal but just be nice with the police and they'll be nice back. Never got more than a caution even with an ounce of ketamine.
Doesn't hurt to have a good excuse in mind (don't ask me for them, I'm not sharing my OC get out of jail cards).

Maybe it's just because they take pity on me and know I'd be the prison boipussi.

>>35286057
/x/ for conspiracies and aliens
/mu/ for the sharethreads
/g/ for keyboards and shitposting

>>35286213
>I don't want him to get demonized in the press
>I want to help them give a balanced story about him
He will, and they won't. They want to spin a story that will get people buzzing, and hearing about how this nonce has a good side won't help them with that.

Don't be a spacker, lad. You can't do anything for him now. Genuinely the best thing you can do now is say absolutely nothing, and that's best for you and him.

anyone want the big box edition of sid meiers colonization on 3.5 inch floppy disks?

>>35284144
How much to buy the mugi mug from you?

>>35286268
Crusader kings 2 is amazing once you get the hang of it.
Mount and blade warband if you can handle shittastic games. By which I mean bad graphics but charm and decent gameplay.

>>35286265
>>35286286
You both make excellent points lads.

I need to think about this a bit more. I don't want this to turn on me.

Could be risky as I buy a lot of bitcoins myself (to buy weed)

>>35286318
But wouldn't it be uppity of me to change my clothes more often than the whites?

>>35286298
Nioh is a solid game m8, kinda burned myself out on it though because I played it constantly for the plat trophy.

Just waiting for the DLC before I go back to it.

>>35286320
meals are included, but you have to pay for alcohol

>>35286306
>Left unrestrained, women can be very manipulative, even to each other.

very true. women can turn on you when you least expect it.

>>35286182
when is this?

imagine if this was a brit feel holiday. the bantz, the fun, the love.

>>35286357
Like the other anon was saying, best thing for him and for yourself is to say nothing. Might be a worse case scenario but if you try and defend him people and the police might think you're somehow involved with his kiddy diddling. Say nothing and just keep low over it.

>>35286381
Just hit the second island. I missed a kodama twice over and for whatever fucking stupid reason you can't access all the areas after you clear it out. In the end I had to look the cunt up. Haven't played it since then a few weeks ago. Still too salty. Also not so keen on the narrow pool of weapons compared to Dark Souls. I know there's countless weapons but really there's five.

>>35286376
As long as you accept your paki boihole was literally made for white cock, it's fine.

>>35284765
feeling good desu. just round at my sisters waiting for takeaway to be delivered
>tfw,dirty bastard sister getting chicken and mushroom korma
evil disgusting mushrooms.

>>35286424
Just defend him but put out a press song saying you don't diddle kids, it ain't good diddling kids

Would it be OK for me to wear Cthullu and Godzilla t-shirts to work along with a open button shirt?

>>35286445
I guess it depends where you work.

>>35286182
Keep in mind that there's no escape on a cruise ship. You can't leave early, if you feel like it. There will also be very little privacy. People will be everywhere. It's not like you can go on a nice lonely walk in the foreign countryside.

>>35284803
*pushes*

>>35285159
Aye same old with me unfortunately!
What are the options you have? I know how you feel though, I have those thoughts every time an opportunity comes up.

Nothing found fortunately, just a lot of tesco trolleys and space raider packets.

>>35285329
For you.

>>35285349
That is amazing, well done figure lad, you're a hero!

>>35286443
Enjoy your takeaway friendo! Try not to think about the mushrooms too much, maybe get her to eat in a different room or something just in case.
Nasty little things, mushrooms are.

>>35286268
DayZ, I have over 1500 hours of doing mostly nothing.

>>35286462
A high end call centre

Can you seriously not recognise Amir's posts?

>>35286433
You can find accessories with Kodama sense which makes it much easier, also a spirit but that comes quite late in the game.

Still, it is possible to miss some even with the sense, I just followed some guy's videos on youtube if I got lost.

I personally like the 5 weapon types. Thing is with Dark Souls, I feel like there's only 3 or 4 weapons actually worth using whereas Nioh has lots of different weapon builds that are viable.

Combat is way better that souls too, I love fighting the human enemies like Tachibana Moonshiggy even though they are tricky dicky.

Everything feels fair in the game which is what I like.

Most awkward trophies if you're going for the plat is the customer trophy for spending like 20 million shekels and the one for finding all the hot springs since there's no way to see which ones you have found.

>>35286443
just ordered a thai curry myself

>>35285349
>lurk all day for years
>one time something good comes up I miss the whole thing

>>35286494
she won't eat in another room. i'm round at hers. so she's saying "my house my rules" little sisters eh.
got a nice stinky garlic naan ordered to try combat the stench of the foul slimey fuckers. hopefully that will be enough.

Just moved somewhere new and I don't know anyone What's the best place to meet people? Church?

>>35286547
nice. mines a paki 1. says indian on the menu but i know they're lying

>>35286590
>Church

Yeah if you want to get it up the bum.

>>35286494
Lenlad confirmed for having bad taste. Mushrooms are god tier when cooked right lenno

>>35286462
Call centre among normies

>>35286423
there'll be plenty of love alright, especially if you enjoy a 200lb 6'2 hairy mans cock up ur arse

>>35286624
>Mushrooms are god tier when cooked right
this applies to most foods

and a lot of kids will have parents who can't cook things correctly
so the kids will grow up thinking that certain foods are bad, when in reality they just haven't had them right

(though there's also people with defective genetics who don't like coriander leaves)

>>35286628
fuck what they think lad. if you're in a call centre shouldn't matter

>>35286433
>Also not so keen on the narrow pool of weapons compared to Dark Souls
I was put off by that at first, but at the end of the day Dark Souls barely had more weapon variety anyway. The majority of weapons in Dark Souls were reskins with minor differences in range and maybe one or two different animations, which ultimately left you with a huge variety of weapons with only a handful of viable options.
Nioh also has skill trees and the stance system, so you've ultimately got a shitload more variety than Dark Souls really offered.

Also, stop thinking of it like Dark Souls. It's not. It's Diablonimusha Gaiden.

>>35286632
well, if i share a room, the guy sharing it with me has to be sstraight. im not waking up with a cock in my ass.

>>35286628
Is it a high class call centre or a low class call centre?

Someone either order me a takeaway or quit talking about them, I'm bloody starving 'ere.

>>35285349
really nice to see someone doing something positive in this shithole.

>>35285480
>>35285548
same, very same. don't know how I would get around that.

>>35285787
I always thought it was cos he was looking in the direction of the sun, or was actually just looking at the paparazzi.

curry and a film for me tonight. don't know what yet.

I like singapore style stuff from chinese takeaways
nice and spicy and full of lots of interesting meats and vegetables

>>35286726
just got into this. Singapore chow mein is the mutts nuts from my local takeaway.

i can't stop wanking lads. i do it at least three times a day. its not porn addiction because i don't even watch porn. i really wish i could use my high libido on.

20 minute walk through Manchester. Noone stab me ok

>only 1 (You) in my last 3 days of posting

Quite the drought.

>>35286535
>Kodama sense
That's good to know. In that case I might just forge ahead and actually enjoy the game until I get one. I'm fairly rigorous with my searches but you know how it goes.

I know what you mean about builds etc, but I'm probably not deep enough in to fully appreciate the nuances. I'm just using a kusarigama, staying light and throwing out a bit of ninjutsu. I have a second bloke who's heavy, with an axe and onmyodo as well. When I was doing the betas prior to the last one it was katanas all the way. Relying on the boot and the parry.

One thing I can't really get the hang of though, is stance changes. For example, with the kusarigama it just seems like heavy is the best. Mid if you need to parry or hit several enemies. Light seems shite. And in general that seems to be the case actually. Light being useless I mean. No poise break potential nor high damage.

>>35286726
>interesting meats

Yup. You don't wanna know where they get that 'meat' from though.

>>35286726
>>35286763
I get this now, Singapore style with the vermicelli noodles.

what other Singapore style stuff is there?
and why is it so unique/good?

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>>35286792
Have one on me, brother.

>>35286809
The food in singapore is amazing.

>>35286776
You're not alone anon. I had 3 wanks last night in the space of 5 hours. I really need to lose my virginity. I'm 22 this year and I'm desperate.

>>35286792
One for the road. Keep it somewhere safe

>>35286588
Wow, she's so selfish.
Aye the naan should do, if not just pull out your stake and drive it in to the mushrooms heart.

>>35286624
I can't agree with you, the texture and the taste just makes me feel sick thinking about it ;_;

>>35286776
>its not porn addiction because i don't even watch porn
What, pray tell, are you wanking to?

>>35286796
it's chicken and pork with a few prawns or shrimp

>>35286826
britfeel hooker night when?

>>35286826
i read all these posts from girls complaining that their boyfriend or husband doesn't fuck them enough and it drives me crazy. if i had a gf id shag her every morning and every night.

>>35286796
genuinely astonished by how many lads here think we're still living in the 1980s

>>35286809
Mine does Singapore chow mein and singapore fried rice. I usually get both with salt and pepper chips (extra hot) and eat half for tea and the other half for breakfast or take it to heat up at work.

>>35286860
Nah man I want a regular girl not a prozzie.

now this is top quality britfeel lads, whats everyones go-to takeaway?

>>35286846
mostly my imagination. sometimes i wank to amateur nudes but i wouldn't count nudity as porn.

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>>35286057
i shitpost on /ck/
i shitpost on /tv/
i shitpost on /pol/

but i am at home here :)

>>35286817
genius

Maybe our currency should be the (You)
as in, the U (You) in UKIP?

>>35286861
Same here. I would fuck her all day.

>>35286898
Maybe when my yank cousin comes over I can convince her to do a UK cock tour.

>>35286886
yea salt and pepper chips go great.
been trying to figure out how to make my own salt and pepper chicken recently.
the recipies in the internet don't get close to my local takeaways.

>>35286909

> large doner, no salad, garlic mayo
> 12" pizza to eat in the morning.

Shit, I know, but it's my guilty pleasure.

>>35286817
Much better, thanks Nige.

>>35286837
Cheers to you.

>>35286913
Nice, I've never been a huge porn fan. Maybe just a few pics or a vid to get my imagination going.

Who here lives in the Greater Manchester area?

>>35286931
Is she fit? Which state is she from? What's it like stateside?

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Should I buy normie shoes?

Green, Burgundy, black or blue?

>>35286656
>shouldn't matter
But my social anxiety

>>35286938
Sounds pretty banging mate. Like the forward planning.

>>35286953
Rochdale representing

The problem is as a /r9k/ weirdo you overestimate the importance of sex. It's nice and when you're in a IRL relationship and in the mood its compelling but honestly you get used to it and the routine of life kicks in and sex becomes something you do to celebrate having a fucking take away on friday night.

>>35286953
Yes I live within the m60

>>35286962
i have them in blue but i dont really like them. they're a bit uncomfortable and they're just not my style. i would recommend some nike air force ones. i have a pair and i really like them.

>>35286962
Don't buy those anon. They have those awful supports that stick up in your feet. Had to send them back.

>>35286958
Kinda chubby but pretty face. I fucked her everyday for about 3 months. Has lots of tatoos though.

Nevada

Yeah pretty good. Everybody likes talking to you because you're British. Mostly just saw family and we're all poorfags so didnt do much crazy stuff.

>>35283566
I-I feel you my negro. there are people like all over over b-but they're hard to find

>>35287015
Why are they so popular then?

>>35286794
Honestly mid stance is really all you need, you do decent damage and you can still dodge fairly quickly without using too much stamina.

Low is useful when you have a weapon with lightning, poison or paralysis since it stacks with each hit and in low stance you can hit really fast.

>>35287019
You fucked your cousin? Is she like a 7th one or something?

there was this place near me that did these really long kebabs.
think it was seekh kebab on naan but it was really fucking long,.

never had one like it since it closed down.
normal kebabs are just small and not even wrapped all the way around. its pittyful

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>>35286984
How far Rochdale has fallen

>>35287054
Our grandmothers were sisters and we didnt meet until we were both in our 20's so there wasnt any weird childhood shit or anything. Also her husband was a literal cuck and encouraged it.

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>>35287048
Cos normies buy whatever looks good but ain't practical. Get some puma suedes. Heard good things bout em.

>>35287053
>Honestly mid stance is really all you need
Sure, if you want to restrict yourself to a dull, rigid playstyle. Three stance combos are the patrician way.

>its pittyful
more like pittaful

>>35286984
>>35287005
Leigh here

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>>35287075
shit I forgot the image.

>>35287079
least someone watched that video

Watching N.H.K lads. 5 eps in. Anyone else a fan?

>>35287053
Ah, fair enough. I didn't realise status effects built up or stacked like that.

>>35287104
They seem like the cheaper alternative

Which colour?

eaten too much and now I feel bloated and need to nap

bleeeeh

>>35287131
I was a fan until I realised it just sells you a false hope. There's no such thing as Misaki, I'll never be rescued by her.

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>>35287125
Reminds me of this classic Simpsons ep.