Short guy thread: 5'7 and under only

>be me
>be 5'7
>tfw no gf
Story of my life.

>>35281640
>Be you
>5'4
>Girls prefer guys that are taller than you

>>35281640
>5'8
>lots of people in my family were often tall and had large feet
>have size 13 men's US size

Not planning on a relationship soon but still fuck you genetics.

>>35281640
>Prefer girls that are taller than me

Well you wont find many that are shorter than you.

>>35281640
>Be me
>6'0
>Grill
>"I love tall women!"
>Be 300
>"Oh, never mind."

;_;

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>be me
>be 24
>5'3 manlet

Just fuckin kill me

>>35281720
Literally like half of girls are shorter than him

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>5'6"
>Girl I'm in love with always makes fun of my height
>She is taller than me
>She's really touchy feely with me
>She has a long term bf
>mrw
Most days I'm fine about my height, other days I want to kill myself because I'm short and can't have her.

>>35281744
You're 300lbs? Wtf lose some damn weight

>>35281747
Find a girl that is around your height. Eye contact is better, man.

>>35281802
>tfw addicted to food

>be 5'6"
>have fucked over 100 girls

Those of you who claim to be manlet virgins are lanklets RPing.

>>35281640
>6'3"
>20 year old KHV
Too bad I'm overweight and acne riddled

But bro height doesn't matter lol

I mean I'm 6'4'' but I haven't had sex in like three months lol

You should see my buddy who's 5'9'' and is drowning in pussy it's all about confidence man

Just talk to her dude

>>35281849
>Manlet not resenting his height

>>35281905
Thank you. The problem is your confidence. Listen to the podcast "Shrink for the shy Guy." It helped me get a gf

>>35281640
I may be 5'8, but if Vladimir Putin makes the world shit itself while only being 5'7 then I would like to think height isn't the be all end all.

>>35281944
My post was satire you fucking retard.
The problem isn't confidence, it's physical appearance.

>>35281795
>tfw no touchy-feely gf that makes fun of my height

>>35281966
Putin makes the world shit itself because he's a former KGB agent and possibly a sociopath who currently leads one of the most powerful and largest countries in the world, and is known for ordering the physical elimination of those who oppose him within his country.

He's intimidating in spite of his height.

>5'7
>people basically talk over me, have to essentially shout to be heard
>this is where the "loud-mouthed short person" meme comes from

>>35281640
You could suck my dick standing up straight man. Pathetic.

>>35281989
Your post made you look like you had some common sense. I swear, no one on /r9k/ can be saved from this. You're digging your own basement even deeper

>>35282027
Yeah man, tell the guy whose genetics fucked him over so much that he's 5'3 and looks like the bad guy from Dune that he needs to just "talk to her". I'm sure he'll greatly appreciate your advice.

>>35282056
Did you "just talk to her?" Or are you just hurting yourself with assumptions?

>>35282086
Nice way of not addressing what I said, faggot.

>Did you "just talk to her?"
Yeah I did you fucking cunt and it didn't work out well so now I don't anymore. I'm not fat nor particularly unattractive, just extremely average and somewhat shy, and so women don't want to have anything to do with me.
Now fuck off.

>>35282154
Listen to the podcast I put in the thread

>>35281905
You're 6'4" and a bitter kissless virgin.

>>35281997
Yep, life isn't fair

>>35281640
greetings manlets.

>6'2 chad here

>>35282188
>"you're holding yourself back from the world"
>"you're keeping yourself small"
>"put ourself out there"
wew lad
I'm starting to think you're baiting.

By the way, shyness isn't the problem, it's one's appearance. The most confident ugly guy is just seen as a creep, and you know that's true

>...and i like to wear heels

this should be classified as a mental illness.

>>35281640
I can practically taste the manlet salt from looking at this pic

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>5,2
>ugly face
>be a mr skelleton
SOMEONE PLZ FUCKING KILL ME

>>35281640
>be me
>16 y/o
>5'10
>get cucked by my 5'5 friend (he started dating my crush)
idk whether to be mad because i'm a manlet or because he was

>>35281640
6'4 fat autist reporting. Life is shit no matter what your height is.

>>35282644
what is your weight?
for science
origami

>>35282644
can you pass for shota bait?

>>35281744

be 6''1
330lb

how does it feel to be a manlet compared to me ?

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>>35282753
90 pounds
>>35282769
I'm getting bald, so no.

>>35281835
Be addicted to feeling hungry

It's already too late for you though

Daily reminder that every virgin in this thread is actually a lying tallfag.

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>be me
>5'2"
>prefer men that are taller then me
>feels good to be a cute little girl(boy)

>>35282004
His height makes everyone take Donald Trump seriously. Oh wait...