ITT: We say things never said before on /r9k/.

>>35280954
I don't screech autistically

I'm so glad that she's in my life

Females are human beings too who deserve love

>>35280954
I have such a great life!

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Since the reactivation of the robot, literally every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? Really makes you think.

>>35280997
wew lad

original oregano

I'm going to sling kaka at your face

And you're going to like it

>>35280954
Fuck people of colour

>>35280954
orgenaeo

it's all up to you my friend

Feminists are perfectly logical people

>>35281055
I just want to say....


OMFFFFGGGGG WTTTFFFF IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL THIS OREGANO OIRGIN OREGANO NEEDS TO END ITS SO STUPID

Just say blox who cares

I enjoy being alive and being a productive member of Western society.

All of my shortcomings are within my power to fix, and I hope to improve both myself and my community every day.

Losing my virginity will not solve all my problems, and an obsession with doing so is unhealthy.

Western women are really not that bad.

I'm a successful black man

That's okay, don't worry about it

I unironically would want to live.

Black people are smart

I don't mind trap shilling

I accept responsibility for my own problems.

You're likable.

I don't know what real love feels like

>>35280997
The robot gets reset every so often IIRC

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>tfw you shouldn't have remarked that disrespectful remark

>>35280954
that feel when i don't have a gf

Having a gf is overrated

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>>35281288
>remarked that remark

>>35281093
its a nice spice tbqh family

>>35280997
true

orig

>>35280954
Women are a gift to mankind

>>35280954
A Negro?

I want to be alive and await every new day with bated breath to see what fun it has in store

>>35281347
remarkabIe

I'm alive inside

>>35281480
holy shit how is this orig

Women's submissive sexuality turns me on.

Black lives do matter

>>35281503
i literally sent moot an email one time and he allowed me special privileges

cool guy

:3

>>35281503
i Iiterally sent moot an email one time and he allowed me special privileges

cool guy

:3

>>35281277
which is retarded, makes this board /2b/

Dragons are cute! CUTE!

>>35281503
i literaIly sent moot an email one time and he allowed me special privileges

cool guy

:3

>>35281503
i literaIIy sent moot an email one time and he allowed me special privileges

cool guy

:3

>>35281503
i literally sent moot an emaiI one time and he allowed me special privileges

cool guy

:3

>>35281534
>>35281553
>>35281560
holy shit you mad lad

Smegma enthusiast

>>35281503
i literally sent moot an email one time and he aIIowed me special privileges

cool guy

:3

>>35281503
i literally sent moot an email one time and he allowed me speciaI privileges

cool guy

:3

>>35280954
I live my life to its fullest.

>>35281588
lKR

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>>35281560
>>35281554
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>>35281594
>>35281603

NIGGA HOW THE FUCKkKkkK

You have been muted for eight seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35281534
>>35281553
>>35281560
>>35281574
>>35281585
>>35281594
>>35281603
I want your semen inside me

>>35280954

"I've Got Poop In My Peephole

"https://youtu.be/ajR2VHT0ijM

>>35281618
>>35281619
How gullible are you two?

>>35280997
Since the reactivation of the robot, Iiterally every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? Really makes you think.

>>35281534
>>35281553
>>35281560
>>35281574
>>35281585
>>35281594
>>35281603
nigga am i trippin

>>35281662
Since the reactivation of the robot, literally every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? ReaIIy makes you think.

>>35281653
Extremely gullible.

>>35280954
Hitler's was wrong

Since the reactivation of the robot, literally every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? RealIy makes you think.

U fart blood

Since the reactivation of the robot, literalIy every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? Really makes you think.

>>35281225
I'm pretty sure no-one's ever said that, on /r9k/ or anywhere else.

Since the reactivation of the robot, literaIly every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? Really makes you think.

>>35280954
Feels good to be alive

Since the reactivation of the robot, IiteraIIy every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? Really makes you think.

Since the reactivation of the robot, IiteraIIy every post on this board is something never said before on /r9k/.
So, does this thread even have a right to exist? RealIy makes you think.

Fuck the Robot

Fuck you and the Robot you rode in on

A girl rejected me, but I am not going to give up on all women forever.

knowing simple code string defeats the robot

>>35281594
>>35281603
u just add a space between "i" and "literally" you fag

I love my wife and her son

"there are a lot VERY CONFIDENT, SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED, MASCULINE men in R9K"

>>35281845
>Gm fangirls are THIS delusional
Sad!

>>35281817

Oh, REALLY ?....

Show me a 'space between any letters I added', you inept little turdchild

>>35281817
Hahahaha you're TERRIBLE at being observant...

Perhaps it WAS a good idea for you to become a sedentary, sexless mushroom after all

>>35280954
I thank God every day and night for my loving wife, my understanding family and my multitudes of friends who will always have my back.

>>35281594 #
>>35281603 #
u just add a space between "i" and "literaIIy" you fag

>>35281594 #
>>35281603 #
u just add a space between "i" and "Iiterally" you fag

"robots and betas are experts in making women orgasm"

"the guy who thinks I added a space between the 'i' and 'literally' is very, very intelligent"

"the guy who thinks I added a space between the 'i' and 'literaIIy' is very, very intelligent"

Fuck you, Johnny. You're just swapping lowercase l with uppercase i and vice versa. Go cornhole your tranny son.

Women deserve our respect

"the guy who thinks I added a space between the 'i' and 'literaIIy' is very, very inteIIigent"

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>>35281982
AH HA !!!!!!

DING DING DING !!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER !!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!

HAHAHAHA

how does it feel to have the intelligence and observational skills of the average 11 year old child?....

but you can STILL pat yourself on the back, because obviously you are more observant than the other idiots in here

>>35282023
Stop samefagging and shitting up the thread.

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Its my famous old CLONER NATION technique I developed almost 25 years ago.

That is how I could clone somebody's account almost identically, and it would frustrate people so bad they could never figure out how I was doing it...

I'm talking about the very first chat rooms back in the day before we call this the 'internet'... I was the first 'disruptive guest' in the initial mIRC & BBS rooms..

As the years have gone by, somebody came up with the cute little nickname TROLL, but that's never been what I consider myself to be....

I'm nothing more than a protagonist

It's an advanced performance art I developed, and I'm the best at it, no matter what anybody says...

Next month, on April 21st, I'll be celebrating the 25th ANNIVERSARY of me inventing 'trolling'....

I'm inviting all of you to join me as I celebrate the entire day, give away prizes, and make people regret ever logging in

Black people look so cool in every outfit

>>35282079
You're pretty good at humor...

Well, not really, but the part about you thinking YOU had some authority over me was hilarious....

Here's an even more laughable concept for a comedy skit :

It's a scenario where you actually try to make me stop ruining this thread...

I'm going to let you develop the content

Now work on that script, and when you have a finished product let me know

Black people are intelligent human beings.

>>35282123
You wanna hear the truth ?....

When black people get dressed up, they outshine ANY white person

It's a fact

White people are slobs, who take no real pride in anything

We are complacent...

THEY take pride in getting dressed up because it's an honor we denied them

Do you ever actually get anything correct?

I should really consider buying a plane ticket to Congo.

>>35282123

Bathing ape.

>>35282202
You have a lot of real life experience on which you base your EXTREMELY RELEVANT 'opinions'

>>35282281
You get laid a lot

>>35282318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M

only experience needed

>>35282202
Black people deserve equal rights.

>>35282281
You get laid a lot, because hot women find you irresistible

>>35280954

Sorry, but I don't feel the same way.

I used to think r9k was just a bunch of negative retards.

But I get it now.

>>35280954
I went on a date today

Women deserve to post here

>>35282338
..And I suppose your IRONIC addiction to 'cuck' porn is all the actual SEXUAL EXPERIENCE you'll ever need ?...

You're lousy at being convincing

Do you EVER think before you say something?

>>35280954
I think women are great

>>35280954
I am a happy and functional member of society

Johnny Neptune isn't a spastic faggot

I'm pretty happy

>>35282338

Q: can you please explain why you are obsessed with ridiculous 'cuck' porn, but you've never actually had a girlfriend, or a wife, and in fact, you've never even fucked a girl at all ?....

Doesn't this seem a bit ironic to you ?

It does to me.....

You're the starving child who masturbates to videos of other children stealing Twinkies out of each other's backpacks

Q: exactly WHEN do you intend on finally getting off your ass ?

>>35282393

HINT : you're not fooling anyone with your transparent resentment of females

It's not THEIR fault that you've decided to be an unattractive non-issue

It was YOUR decision.

You're simply trying to deflect your own ineptitude onto them, and attempting to make it appear as if THEY were somehow responsible for your decision to be a fat, cowardly, effeminate, scared little ugly slob....

Name one reason why any woman SHOULD fuck you ?

Exactly WHAT do you have to offer any woman ? (other than false blame)

You're like the obnoxious child in school that we ALL remember....

Nobody liked him, and since he was too stupid to figure out why everyone hates him and correct it, instead he decided to act EVEN MORE OBNOXIOUSLY, trying to pretend it was 'his choice's not to be liked....

You're boring as fuck, man

>>35282547
How can one man be so blue pilled?

Totally ignorant of how absolutely shitty literally every woman is.

Women are lovely

I wish i could satisfy my girl like a black man

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b9bec8ece56

I made this song AND THE VIDEO all from scratch, on nothing more than my android phone

It has 1080 dpi, 32 gigs of internal memory, and a snapdragon octa core processor

I don't want to suck BBC

I just don't like masturbating

>>35282599
Lol sure I am...

Hahahahaha

SURE I AM, PAL

(actually, I've fucked almost every one of them, so tell me which ones you're talking about, and be more specific)

The fact remains: you have NO EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN, which instantly negates any of your alleged 'expertise'

You are like a blind little child who stands outside of an art gallery warning the approaching patrons of the inferior artwork inside

>>35282638
You sure are proud of your finger paintings.

Maybe mommy will put it on the fridge!

>>35282626
Black people look so cool in any outfit
Bathing Ape

>>35281272
Weird this hasn't been posted before

Positive encouragement.

Only a black man could satisfy my girl

>>35282743
Let's see some of YOUR video productions, Mortimer.....

Let's hear one of YOUR songs, Sassypants....

The day you have the ability to create anything other than a legacy of sexual failure, let me know

>>35280954
I had a pretty productive day today.

>>35282762

l don't know what real love feels like

>>35282821
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my 7 inch dick

>>35282821
You're obviously fixated on, and obsessed with black men, in an oddly sexual manner....

Gee..... I 'wonder' if you're actually secretly attracted to black men...

>>35282762
I don't know what reaI love feels like

check the heck out of this radical trick

>>35282923
check the heck out of this radicaI trick

>>35282762
l don't know what reaI Iove feeIs Iike

>>35282903
Black men are attractive.

>>35280954
I am fulfilled.

>>35282940
You're welcome.....

Don't say I never taught you anything

What's hilarious is how you REFUSE to learn how to get a girl from me, but you jumped eagerly at my letter switching technique....

Priorities, huh ?

>>35282969
I wouldn't now, but I'll take your word for it.

What's truly surprising is your sudden quantification, limiting it only to BLACK men, when we all know damn good and well that you're sexually attracted to ALL men....

Especially the older, experienced, confident men ...

Which is EGG ZACK LEE why you're messaging ME

>>35280954
MOMS SPAGETTI
KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGETTI
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER
ITS MOMS SPAGETTI

>>35283055
JohnnyNeptune is attractive.

>>35283101
>"JohnnyNeptune is attractive."

Something that has never been said before.

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Here's the old CLONER NATION LOGO...

If you'll care to notice, I gave a hint to my technique when I created the logo. The shadow of the L clearly shows that I'm going to be using deception regarding the visual appearance of the letters people THINK they're seeing....

At one time, my buddy H1TLER and I had amassed hundreds and hundreds of CLONER NATION members, and we were causing havok all over the internet...

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Chad and Stacy were right.
You just have to be you, brah.

>>35283108

You must not have been there for the well over 575+ chicks that I've fucked...

Seriously.....

Personally, I'm the FIRST one to agree with you

Wholeheartedly.....

But apparently, HUNDREDS OF HOT CHICKS disagreed with you.

Q: guess who's opinions carry more weight, yours or theirs ?

>>35283086
Your ability to spell the word spaghetti is almost as impressive as your abilities to get into girls pants....

I suppose it's true what they say about stupidity and failure going hand-in-hand

>>35283108

The funniest part about your bitter little comment:

The fact that YOU never, ever, EVER get laid....

(as in: N-E-V-E-R)

And on just ONE night alone, out of the more than 19,345 nights I've been alive, I actually fucked SEVEN chicks simultaneously, all by myself....

... and when I said it was the funniest part about your comment, I meant it was funny as in 'laughable', but also funny as in 'pathetic', and also funny as in 'creepy'.

I'm quite sure that you also fucked SEVEN girls all by yourself at the same time... Right ?... Tell me about it....

>>35283108
But more importantly, I used the word 'funny' as a metaphor for 'gay', 'effeminate', 'sissified'......

I suppose if I was a massively embarrassing failure like you, I'd probably hide behind the cowards cloak of anonymity as well...

I love Frank Ocean

>>35283248

FACT: I've been on this planet for 5 1/3 decades so far, fucked HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of women and Young's girls, and I've never met Stacy or Chad....

However, YOU are a sexually failed larvae who insisted Stacy and Chad are the reasons why you can't get laid.

Hmmmmmmm........

So you're not simply 'parroting and mimmicked' the warcry of failure ?... You're actually trying to convince yourself that it's not your own fault that you decided to be a loser ?

Nice work

Too bad it's not working

You can't even fool yourself

>>35283254
>>35283371
>>35283412
For a self-proclaimed 'King of Trolls' you sure are easy to bait, Johnny.

Photolysis

Niggers are inferior to every other race

>>35280954
I made it halfway through the last episode of welcome to the nhk... I can't watch it , it's all I have

>>35283444
Still obsessed with the fact that the typical stupid nigger is capable of accomplishing more than you ?

And you actually blame the niggers for YOUR decision to be inept ?

Let me guess : you probably blame girls for your decision to be less than a faggot ?

Jews are hard-working and honest individuals who deserve every penny they have earned.

>>35283586
all robots are /pol/acks, some just don't acknowledge it

>>35283492
What are you on about, grandpa.

>>35283496
Sure I am.....

Lol

You really 'baited me' good, didnt you ???

Hahaha

You can't do ANYTHING right, can you ?

>>35283586
Actually, they ARE....

You finally got something right

The humorous part is that you THOUGHT you were being sarcastic

fuck drumpf and white people

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY

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>>35283586

In my life, I found a fascinating pattern only in retrospect...

Every single time I found myself in a jam, the people who were generous and understanding enough to help me out of each particular jam WERE JEWS....

That's right....

Not only do you lack the empathy and compassion and understanding, but you also do not have the MEANS necessary to help anybody out of a jam.

you don't have the ability to help yourself, let alone to help anybody else...

So your stupid inexperienced petty little 'opinions' mean NOTHING

You guys are amazing

Amazingly inept

Amazingly effeminate

Amazingly determined to find false reassurance in your own self imposed failures

You're clowns

And as they say....

The show must go on

It appears that I'm autistic

This has not been said before

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Wojak spins

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Pepe punch

I have officially lost my virginity.

Being a virgin is fun

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I'm the thing

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I love Sharo

I live a satisfying life

>>35283654
Maybe one day, YOU will be a grandpa

Oh yeah, I forgot....

To be a grandpa, or even just a father, you must first ACTUALLY HAVE CHILDREN...

Having children requires SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A FEMALE

Oh well.... I suppose that pretty much counts you out, huh ?

And although I have several children by several different women, none of them have kids yet...

So I guess by calling me 'grandpa', you were attempting to insult me for my age?

But that doesn't really make any sense because obviously my age hasn't stopped me from accomplishing the most simple of life's accomplishments... things like getting laid and having self-confidence...

These are the exact things that you have been completely unable to accomplish

So, in summary...

What have we learned today ?

We have learned that you can't get a girl, that you are a terrible judge of character, that you are a condescending self-entitled little coward bitch but with absolutely no real life experiences under your belt and no accomplishments whatsoever, and that you attempt to distract from your own glaring lack of life success by pointing the finger at others who HAVE these things, and calling them stupid names like 'grandpa', thinking you are being 'hurtful'....

Did I miss anything ?

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Last night I had sex

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fagget shit

iggabodda doobadotta hallabodda dew

>>35280954
My bitch and hoe give me faith.

>>35284621
Wendy was a 'lipstick lesbian's for 11 years until I met her.

Do you even know what 'lipstick lesbian' means ?

Wow....

Okay, anyway....

Yeah, she got more girls than you ever will... So I met her, and she decided to start fucking me...

ELEVEN YEARS AS A LESBIAN

She simply hated men's stupidity

But I broke the mold

I think openly and concisely....

I am not like the typical stupid male...

I was fucking Wendy within an hour of meeting her.

Now that we're married, I insist that she still has a girlfriend on the side, and she insists that I do as well...

So we have a girlfriend that we both fuck. We went through three girlfriends in 2016

They were aged 19 - 25

Wendy and I both fuck these girls together.

And I'm telling you the truth

100% true.....

You can have it anyway you want, if you're clever enough to arrange your life the way you want it

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Wendy Neptune

Former Lesbian

Current Bisexual

Best Friend

Genius

Extremely Discriminating

>>35280954
Total war

Enema soup

>>35284358
Dude you're not funny. Nobody finds your posts worthwhile and entertaining. You're wasting your time lol just fuck off.

>>35280954
I have high self esteem

>>35285120
Johnny, no one cares and no one loves you.

I never knew stalking is this easy!

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>>35280954
dolla dolla bill y'all

>>35280954
I'm getting married to my oneitis this August

>>35285563

cream rules everything around me

>>35280954
i do not like dick and cocks and penis