TFW no fighting twerking white girl GF

>Twerking
>Primal human mating dance
>best preformed by the most voluptuous fertile females
>Miley Cyrus comes to mind and a white girl twerking
>Muh dick would still...

Imagine going to a club, and getting a bunch of poopers gyrating on your crotch. You should go clubbing OP! I'm sure eventually someone will twerk on you. Just wear sunglasses in the club so no one can see your misery and think you're cool.

They'd be like, YO! That handsome mother fucker other there wears sunglasses at night!
Lets twerk for him. Just be sure to go to a club that thinks yoga pants are cool. If you want to laid real fast, and get into a fight; find the only white girl at a black club. She'd be center of attention, and when your sunglasses wearing, suit and tie with katana gear'd, fedora so classy ass appears, you become a hero in the darkness. When you single out vanilla chocolate in a sea of coffee beans, you definitely get the best twerking white girl.

Also make sure she stays into rap music. Twerking to heavy metal could throw her back out.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:14:43 Post No.35281319
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:14:43 Post No.35281319 [Report]

>>35281216
I almost forgot to add!
On your twerking adventure, in the ghetto club, you WILL get attacked by a crowd of overly fertile black females. Its inevitable. I'm not white, but I've seen it many times. This will raise the testosterone of other black men. They will start to sag a little extra, they will begin to grab their crotches, and they will get jealous. In this scenario you have to be prepared to unsheathe your hitori hanzo and begin to shield bullets with your mastery of precision swordsmanship. After they run out of their 1 clip of ammo, RUN. Because they wont be able to catch you if they are sagging. The ones that aren't sagging wont chase you, they're normally dont care. Infact, befriend the ones that dont sag first, than chase the twerking white girl. The non-saggers will typically have your back.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:44:18 Post No.35281752
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>>35281319
K I'll keep that in mind

Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:45:20 Post No.35281766
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:45:20 Post No.35281766 [Report]

>>35281021
>what is google

Literally just type in How bow dah twerk

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