>ywn go on a 10 day food and alcohol binge, take the nastiest shit of my life on a big plate and force a normie to eat it at gunpoint
>>35279916
>destroying your own asshole
That is some friendly fire there
>>35279943
My asshole bleeds every time I shit
It's been destroyed a long time
>>35279983
Buddy, you gotta put a bandaid on that. Don't you think it's past time for some februation?
>>35279916
l'd eat it for free desu