>tfw got cucked in my own dream

>>35276545
that is a sign of low self confidence I do not know what you should do about it but atleast now you now

>in dream
>best friend start badgering me over messenger demanding as to why we don't hang out anymore
>have no good excuse
>agree to hang out as soon as possible
>wake up
>remember that we don't hang out because buddy killed self in 2014
Well, I guess we can't hang out now faggot.

>>35276629
thats way worse dude, sorry that happened to you. dreams are really shit sometimes

>Two women laying on a bed
>Throw woman on the rights legs and ass in the air...start eating her out
>Saliva/juices running down her navel
>Start sucking on her titties
>She's talking to me but I can't hear what she's saying
>Woman on the left is just watching
>Lift her legs up...line my dick up
>Just about to stick it in her ass
>Wake up

I wasn't even turned on and my dick was flaccid. Sadly, the most boring sex dream I've ever had...

>>35277375
Apparently if you never did something irl your brain can't dream it up.

Before I lost my virginity, my sex dreams always had me either waking up before I got down to business, or the girl's vagoo was just drawn on and my dick couldn't enter and would just rub against her pubic bone or between her ass cheeks

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>have dream
>anything is possible
>could potentially be dreaming about having dick-melting sex
>instead dream that I'm fapping in a closet

>>35277427
what's your mayers-briggs type?

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I had a dream where I ate a massive pizza