>accidentally ate 10,000 calories today

>>35269732
100 sit-ups
100 push-ups
10 miles running

>in soviet russia
>10 000 calories
>ate
>you!

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>>35269732
Top kek ye fat fucker

How? I can't eat 3000 even if I tried.

>>35269770
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>>35269732
>tfw didnt eat anything today
>tfw awake for more then 30 hours
>tfw cried a little
>tfw will get myself drunk soon

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>>35269759
You can't make me do it you faggot

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>>35269759
the only thing I'll do with that many zeros is eating this delicious cake

>>35269809
correct. Only you can

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>>35269841
skellyfag damage control

>>35269803
By putting the food in my mouth, chewing it, and swallowing, until I consumed 10,000 calories worth.

>>35269770
Oh no he di'int, mah nigga jus went ol school wif dat shiiieeeet

hoooooeeeeee u's a funny muvafucka

>>35270130
what the fuck are you saying? are you a nigger?

>>35269759
WAAAN PAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNCCHHH XD

>>35270145
Indeed, my good man. I am, in fact, of the negro persuasion. Or; "a nigger" as you have so eloquently put it.

SHIIIIEEEEET

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>>35270188
>Indeed, my good man. I am, in fact, of the negro persuasion. Or; "a nigger" as you have so eloquently put it.
>SHIIllEEEEET

>>35270240
You too, fatty mcgoo.

>tfw have terrible self-control with sweets
>mom keeps buying them even though I tell her to fucking quit it

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>>35270240
forgot pic

oreganana

>>35269732
That doesn't sound like an accident, that sounds like there something else going on. 10,000 calories is like 4 pizzas. I'd feel stuffed after one.

What exactly did you eat? And over what course of time?

>>35270284
Not as stuffed as you'd feel with me ;)

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>>35270284
>all this aggressive questioning

did you not see the word "accidentally"? Not everyone lives the same life as you.

Fucking judgemental prick.

>>35270388
I only wanted to try and understand how something like that became an accident. Clearly you don't want to know so I'm not going to bother.

>>35269759
I can't even do one fucking push up. I'll do the rest though.