>finally ask oneitis on a date >take her to the local orchestra

>Taking a bitch to see Beethoven
You should have took her to see fifty shades of shit and had her suck you off while watching it, you absolute amateur.

The blame is entirely on you, OP.

>>35268912
You can't expect a roastie to understand the emotion behind Beethoven's work.

All women aren't like that. You picked a crappy one.

>>35268912
This didn't actually happen
If this girl actually responded to you crying at Beethoven, then I don't see how you could possibly still be attracted to her

>>35268912
>Beethoven's 5th
P L E B
L
E
B

>>35269126
>implying the 3rd and the 5th aren't the most wholesome and complete of his symphonies
>implying the waldstein isn't the greatest mid period sonata

>>35268912
I'll take "shit that didn't happen" for 200, Frank.

>>35268912
You should have taken me.

However, I am a man. You don't have to be gay, we could go see concerts simply to indulge in the arts together.

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>>35269108
>All women aren't like that. You picked a crappy one.
What the fuck am I reading?

>>35268912

>expecting a roastie whore to have an above average IQ and appreciate Beethoven.

You dun goofed boi.

bumpin
adfsgpoiuytrdfvghjk

>>35268912
Why would you make such a shallow bitch your oneitis?

>>35268912
Q: Why are all women soulless whores incapable of understanding true beauty?

A: shut up, you God damn effeminate little faggot sissy

Man, I'm a girl and I understand you. I'd cry too.

>>35268912
What you had is called Stendhal syndrome.

>tfw no sensitive artistic bf

>>35269186
Not the same person, but the 9th tho...

>>35269186
Also, templest and pathetique > the 21rst

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>>35268912
>>they're playing Beethoven's 5th
>>tear up from the sheer beauty at some parts
>>she starts laughing at me and tells me to 'act like a man'
top kek get #rekt, bitch ass, KY Jelly packin' ass, thinkin' about booty ass nigga

>>35268912
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>>35271368
>reposts on /r9k/
lololololol newfag

>>35268912
honestly going to an orchestra would most likely be a crappy first date. You don't get as much chance to talk with each other, which is important, let alone do stuff like kissing since it would not be appropiate. And unless you're both somewhat equally into it, discussing it afterwards would be boring for one of you, or at least very one sided. I can't say I have experience in dating, but I think that a first date should be to get to know each other a little more so you can plan to do things you would both enjoy in future dates.

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>tfw you're driving on the highway and the sun hits the pavement just right and the shadows are strewn across the earth so intricately and the world seems whole and content and you start tearing up from the overwhelming beauty and you hope no other drivers are looking at you
;_;

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>>35268912
>cry whenever I hear Beethoven because it reminds me my husbando will never exist.

>>35270770
Carnival music.

>>35268912
>tfw I find out oneitis (not anymore) is alcoholic
>tfw oneitis probably had sex with Chad and does not remember
i thought she didnt swallow the jewish propaganda at uni, given that her parents were conservative as fuck.
at least im not obssessed with her anymore, im freeee~

>>35271970
lurk moar https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/tear%20up%20from%20the%20sheer%20beauty%20at%20some%20parts/

>>35268912
on one hand your a fucking stupid autist for taking her there.

on the other hand youre a fucking stupid autist for spending 200 bucks on a girl whos and uncultured pleb with no respect for you or the money you spent on her.

>>35268912
>memethoven

That was your first mistake. Debussy is where it's at.

>>35272949
Kill you're are self

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Women and art just don't mix. Their minds are too weak to understand it on any level. I don't know if it's the autism or what but I get tingles and even spasms listening to some pieces. Women can't feel anything from music more complicated than auto tuned vocals and generic untz untz party beats.

I almost pity them. How is it half the population is without a soul?

>>35273220
Debussy is a snorefest.

>>35268912
Not all women are like that. You just have shit taste in women.

>>35273220
>Dissing Beethoven
>liking music for geriatrics


Senpai... eat a dick pls

https://youtu.be/g1KS8P4fvYY

>>35273469

Why do you cucks always say this? It's become a fucking meme at this point. Are you just trying to convince yourself or do you honestly believe nawalt?

I would have left too for since it wasn't the GOAT Mozart

>>35273511
There are women with good taste who won't shit on you for crying at beautiful things.

Don't ever cry in front of a woman

Personally I prefer Romantic stuff, like Saint Saens, but I'd go to a Beethoven concert- hell I just like music in general. So it's not all girls. But, you've got to be really clueless if you take a girl to any kind of music concert without finding out if she likes the music first. How amateur are you?

>>35273562
I cried about a New Yorker article in front of my gf and she comforted me which transitioned into fucking.

In music appreciation I had to give a presentation. We were to stand before the class and play a piece then discuss it. I chose John Cage's 4'33. As it was playing I shifted from staring people in the eye to closing my eyes as if I were getting carried away by the song. After it was finished I stood there silent for about 3 minutes and then went back to my seat.

It was ballsy but I got an A for it. I guarantee a female teacher wouldn't have been intelligent enough to understand it and would give me a lower grade. I hate women so fucking much.

>>35273537
Right, and I suppose there's an Easter Bunny and tooth fairy too. I guess we never see them because they're always hanging out together and having good taste with each other.

>>35273653
Where the fuck do you live that there's a class for music appreciation??

>>35273653
You choose shite, buddy.

>le deep commentary on what art is

Postmodernist fucks get hard ons for pretentious shit like that. It has nothing to do with gender or what have you.

>>35273689
I've dated a few of them. They do exist.

A man can only cry when his momma dies

>>35268912
>not seeing women as nothing else but sperm deposits

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>for my birthday, have bf take me to see Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play
>he doesn't particularly enjoy it
>whines a bit during intermission
>too dense to understand final act

>>35274616
>know a guy who took his gf to see this play fairly recently for her birthday
do the words commuter north mean anything to you?

>>35268912
your crush being a soulless whore=/= all women being a soulless whore

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'Thovenplebs everyone

Point and laugh

>>35274816
No, saw it in Minneapolis in 2015.

>>35273318
you might be a little Synesthetic

>>35269186
His fifth symphony is amazing. The most famous motif is that motif right at the beginning of the first movement.

The Eroica is also truly amazing. A beautiful and highly dramatic work. Beethoven appreciated heroism and dedicated the third to Napoleon, whom he thought of as a hero. This was until Napoleon crowned himself emperor and Beethoven responded by violently scratching his name out of the score.

The Pastorale Symphony highlights his love of nature. He also loved animals. Beethoven wrote a piece once for a dead poodle.

His infamous Fur Elise was written for Elisabeth Rockwell. Beethoven was often enamored with women but one girl described him as being "ugly and half crazy"

Beethoven is probably remembered for his anger and his moodiness but this is a misnomer. He was a very charismatic man at the beginning of his career. When he started going death by 30, he became more irritated and avoided people entirely. He also had gastrointestinal problems and felt lots of pain in his stomach quite often. He could no longer perform at some point due to his hearing loss.

Because of his absolute pitch and extensive knowledge of instruments, sounds, music theory and chord relationships, Beethoven was able to conceive the 9th when he was completely deaf.

>>35273313
Enjoy listening to the blandest piece of classical music in existence. You know you've fucked up when both the Nazis and Maoists use your favorite piece at rallies.

>>35275199
plebian af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2itdv1aEpG4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHlPC3CAZ20

Uber sternen muss er wohnen.

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>>35275503
Classical music is an antithesis to Nazism.

>>35275530
>nazism

Could care less. Furtwangler however..

>>35268912
>taking someone on an expensive date
>said date is the fucking first date
OP you dumbass nigger. You're supposed to spend the first few doing shit that's either free or cheap as fuck so you know if you can even stand to be by the bloody cunt. hope you learned your fucking lesson here you dumbfuck.

wrong bitch my friend. First date I ever went on bombed hard because I tried to match what I thought she would like. Turns out I completely mistook her hobbies. Second date I took her to see Sunday in The Park With George. End of the first act killed us both, we were weeping. We've been going steady for 6 months since.

>>35273562
this, they lose sexual appeal to you once you cry
never do it!

>>35270704

No it isn't you dumbass faggot.

>Disrespecting Ludwig Van

I hope you gave her a bit of the ol' ultraviolence, oh my brother.

>>35269108
They're all crappy ones.

>>35268912
You see anon, corruption is everywhere. She probably just thought of as a rich blind fag. Get someone better.

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>>35268912
>finally ask oneitis on a date
>take her to the local orchestra

Cmon Robot asking onetis out and her saying yes?

>>35268912
>expecting young women to listen to fucking orchestral music
You made the mistake there OP.

>classical
first mistake there anon

Keking at all these women apologists. Most men can't even appreciate art, why the fuck would you think a woman could?

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>>35268912
>expecting a woman to understand the power of classical music

This is your fault you silly twat.

Virus is my favourite from Beethoven

>>35268912
Well op you expected too much from her
>>35274845
Go back to >>>>/mu/ prokofag

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>>35268912
Never share you're emotion
or art with women
it will allways backlash allways

>not Bach
plebe