>couldn't order pizza without sperging out Is this the end?

You did good anon, you ordered the pizza right? With some practice you'll certainly improve

>>35268485
Greentext the conversation right now OP

>>35268485

I once went a week living off of a couple of old teddy graham bags because I was too afraid to order food or go outside to restaurants.

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>>35268537
>parents rattle off vague specific order to me
>ask them to repeat it, they get visibly pissed and nicely tell me to fuck off and order
>hello this is pizza hut
>give him name, address etc.
>just awkwardly repeat what I thought I heard from them
>cheese pizza with green peppers and bread sticks
>ask for extra cheese on bread sticks
>"wait, those are called cheesy sticks"
>correct my order
>says he'll deliver soon
>"y-you too" and hang up
>realize that I said cash instead of credit too

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>2017
>calling in pizza orders

>>35268731

>place pizza order online
>see the delivery driver's name is Katie
>immediately cancel the order

why are women getting pizza delivery jobs in the first place?

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>>35268759
they're stealing all the jobs! deport them immediately.

>>35268859
Deport your ass into my dick

>>35268859

I don't care if they make money, but it's not like they need to, they all have bfs with money anyway. And I don't like having to cancel my pizza order to avoid panic attacks.

>>35268676
kill yourself before you accidentally impregant someone

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>>35268887
Why would having a female driver cause a panic attack?

Do you really think she's going to give a fuck about who or what you are?

Even if you show up to the door naked, in a month she will never think about you again

You are the center of your own universe, nobody on this planet has put a fraction of the thought in to who you are or the shit you've done that you have.

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>>35268954

>implying anxiety is rational

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>>35268972
>implying I haven't been depressed since I was 14

>>35269076

depression is a meme problem, I'm talking about real stuff like anxiety

>>35269088
>being afraid of girls is real stuff

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>>35269076
fuck that is awesome photoshop. any idea how long ago the it was posted?

>>35268911
I tried and failed it originally.

>>35269845

Killing yourself or impregnating someone?

>>35268485
Keep ordering pizza and don't stop. Or try calling some other shit daily so you don't have to spend money

>>35269857
Killing myself. This anxiety makes me a useless human being.