How the fuck do I pay for school?

>>35268110
Go into crippling debt. If you won't make far more money in the long run, you picked the wrong course.

be a genius for a full ride
or pay it back for 30 years after the fact like a good little slave

Get a job, like the rest of us.

>>35268130
>Not knowing the laid off accountant meme
There's no security any time you ever go into debt.

>>35268166
Great deduction, dumbass.

Move to Europe. It's literally cheaper for you to move there and get an education than to pay for an American education.

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>>35268432
>tfw born in the Western hemisphere

I hate this! Just let me go to school!

Be poor but get into an Ivy League ($65,000 and lower annual income get full tuition and room and board paid at most Ivy Leages)
t. povertyfag majoring in Chemistry at Cornell :^)

>>35269437
>tfw too stupid to get into an Ivy League
Is there any point in life?

>>35269654
It's such a narrow window too. If you fuck up even a little bit you have no chance of getting in.

>>35268110
Gay porn. Unless you're willing to let someone make your bootyhole whistle you don't have much of a chance

>>35269654
ivy league is a meme

>>35269923
Someone post the greentext who tried gay porn end ended up getting raped by two niggers and bought a SNES or something afterwards.