Times you got caught fapping/ watching porn

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>>35264270
That's happened to me three times.

>at grandparents house
>laying in the floor fapping with the shower on because I didn't like to stand up and do it
>nearly deaf grandpa doesn't hear the shower running, and doesn't feel like knocking
>he opens the door halfway, then slams it
>he mumbles out "sorry, didn't know someone was in there"
>I still finished because why not
>thankfully he never brought it up

>fapping at my computer in my bedroom
>didn't lock the door because I'm lazy
>just as it's getting good, my brother and sister bust open my door for a surprise visit
>I was lightning quick in hiding my dick, and managed to hold a normal conversation
>still not sure if they noticed or not
>they didn't seem to

>fapping at computer again
>still don't lock my door, because I'm dumb and no one was there
>I start cumming into my hand
>at that exact second my mom busts open my door and asks me if I want to go out to eat
>have to have a normal conversation while having an orgasm
>wipe my hand on my pants
>they're ruined
>I think she smelt it, because she told me to come down when I'm ready, and left in a hurry
>thankfully, never brought it up though

People need to fucking knock. Whenever I ask them to knock, they just do a quick double knock and open the door. Then when I try to tell them to wait until I come in, they just laugh. It's like they want to catch me.

>>35264575
that's some bad luck mate.

i have another which is hella lot creepy

>around 12-14 years old
>watching some tv show in my room while fondling my weewee in my hand
>sitting on my bed, bed is by the door
>look at the door behind me, its open, my father is standing at the doorway.
>hes just staring, not making a sound
>i have no idea how long hes been there
>he leaves without saying anything.
>never mentions it

wtf?
when will they ever learn to knock?
i dont even know what to think of my father but i sure hope he burns in hell or equivalent.

>fapping on my computer
>mom says she needs to check something
>say okay
>delete tabs
>she gets on the computer
>FUCKING KIM POSSIBLE SPREADING HER PUSSY
>OH FUCK
>she checks her thing and walks past me not saying anything

>>35265534
Forgot to mention that I forgot to exit that Kim possible tab

>>35265534
>kim possible spreading her pussy

sauce

>>35264575
>People need to fucking knock. Whenever I ask them to knock, they just do a quick double knock and open the door.
Maybe you just need to react quicker

I wish I could just be open about it. Like, "I'll talk to you in a minute, I'm masturbating right now". Or "yeah I'll go pick up the groceries, just let me fap first".

>>35265897
fucking dumbass look it up
desu senpai

>mfw dad found the porn DVD that I stole from my older brother's room
Wew

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>middle school
>had just bought my first personal laptop
>late one night mom asked to borrow it while i'm half asleep
>"no why would you even need it"
>takes it anyway
>remember that it froze while i was watching some fat black woman stuff her pussy full of cucumbers
>after a minute she opens my door and throws the laptop on my bed
>never said anything about it

another one
>brother had a ton of WWE magazines
>would cut out the sexy female wrestlers
>kept them in a little metal box under my bed
>one day my brother and hid friend finds them
>they confront me about it laughing and throw my precious beauties in the trash
>stole my little box

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>>35266569
>mfw see my OC being used on a different board
take a suzu, leave a suzu

>>35266418
>steal your dad's porn DVDs

When I was in middle school I found my sister's secret folder of anime lesbian porn. I think she knew that I knew, because she either deleted it or moved it. But luckily I had saved a copy.

>>35264575
>Then when I try to tell them to wait until I come, they just laugh. It's like they want to catch me.
Whuuuuort?

>>35267299
I meant to say "Then when I try to tell them to wait until I say come in, they just laugh. It's like they want to catch me.".

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