SHIT

alex here just calm down dude I'm coming over let's go rape that bitch and then smoke some weed and watch Neon Genesis Evangelion in 720p

>>35263659
ITS TOO LATE SHE ALREADY TOLD HER STACY FRIENDS

I'm gonna end my life

>>35263754
alex here then we'll just have to rape them too

>>35263626
Alex here

Fuck her dude we can just play vidya tonight and give each other brojobs. Giving a friend a good pranking always lifts my spirits

>>35263782
>>35263830
but Alex my reputation is there any way I can play off the pee bottles? I was so close to being accepted and I gucked it all up

>>35263626
Alex here. kill them, kill them all. i know that you want it.

>>35263830
>>35263782
>>35263659
dude these guys are impostors,

alex here, we have to hide man, we have to flea to mexico and never talk to another person ever again.

it can just be us again, buddy, like it used to be.

i love you.

>>35263876
>and I gucked it all up

Alex here. Just tell her you were collecting your urine for a science project and you didn't want to spend the money on scientific vials

Are you retarded? Just tell her it's a picture you found online and sent to a friend as a joke.

Jesus Christ you really are retarded

>>35263626
Jist say its for a science experiment, you wanted to see if you could filter out nitrates from your pee to use in cool things like explosives

>>35264000
I told her that it was my friend's brother's pee and I think she believes me. Wew Alex this was a pretty spooky encounter