>get robot bf >turns out he's gay and I'm his beard

>get chad boyfriend
>dumped for another girl who does anal

>>35257067
do anal you stacy bitch

>>35257067
that's disgusting, that's what you get for going for Chad stupid whore

>>35257035
Be my girlfriend before I turn prison gay, please. You can save a robot from that horrible fate, if you act quickly.

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>>35257035
>bf
Why not just be a lesbian? Humans are a disease and being faggots is the only way we can defeat islam and decrease the surplus population humanly.

>>35257183
>Why not just be a lesbian?
I'm under 200lbs

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>>35257193
Be a Stacy lesbo. I'm under 110lbs and I at least try.

I still don't have a gf, but even if I did I won't have be worry about pregancy or being left for a roast.

>>35257183
>>35257205
fuck off you dyke

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>>35257227
I'm just trying to help OP. Maybe her outie will smell better if she didn't take dick like she takes oxygen.

>>35257035
I'm a 6'0 wealthy white guy, want to date me instead?

>>35257285
Fuck off, you can have literally any girl you want if that was true,

>>35257399
I think I'll move to the usa if this is true, lol

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I'm a loser who will probably break your heart.
Date me.

>>35257035
ur australian right

>>35257478
toowoomba m8

>>35257490
move state

>>35257399
I wish that were true, friend, but it's not. I might be 6 feet tall and have money, but my face is unattractive and I am almost completely antisocial unless I'm pretending to be charming.

>>35257509
QLD til I die

>>35257548
its literally the worst state
....
...

>>35257560
literally the wrongest opinion

>>35257539
>...im pretending to be charming

Therein lies the secret to escape

>>35257566
it rly is
all you do is flood and die
i dont know anything else qld does

>>35257490
Holy shit, someone else from tbar? let's chill m8, nothing else to fucking do here

>>35257539
>6'
>white
You can get a gf, put forth a little effort and it'll happen. I'm in california (the worst place for men in USA) and I know a dude who's got acne, curly blonde hair, and weighs 135 lbs and is 6' and he gets pussy every other week.

>>35257035
>beard
I still don't understand this phrase.

>>35257035
get cucked cunt

Blame it on all the trap threads here. Robots are being brainwashed by trap shills.

>>35257700
seeing the vag of a toowoomban bushpig was probably the final straw

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>>35257676
a beard is a masculine trait
having a gf is a masculine straight person trait
you wear her on your face so your family or boss thinks you are straight, but you dont fuck her or even touch her and take it up the pooper from hobo guys

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>>35257721
a very original kek.

>>35257659
6'3, white with a good face. This is a meme. If you don't have social skills nobody will look at you

>>35257830
you just dont have a good face or you have the body of a prepubescent boy pick one

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>>35257035
>get a fembot gf
>she ends the relationship after a month
>"i think of you as a brother"
>2 weeks later she is dating my sister
Hello darkness my old friend~~

>>35257830
>If you don't have social skills nobody will look at you
Otherway around nimrod. Looks/height/frame get your foot in the door, social skills seal the deal.

>>35257911
women expect to be pressured into sex ffs
what did you even do you could have fucked her 30 times in two weeks

>>35257830
They'll look at you, you idiot. They'll look at you and they'll fancy you. Then you can fuck it all up by being a social retard. But you'll still get more leniency than anyone else.

>>35257035
you know they usually are successful and handsome and just looking to impress their stupid parents... can't handle that?

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>>35257926
Well she was semi progressive so i didn't want to scare her off with over active libido

>women expect to be pressured into sex
>"I TOLD YOU IM NOT READY REEEEE!!!!11"

We watched movies, had 2 parties, i made dinner for her in 3 occasions and we hanged out at nostalgic places we knew visited as kids and remembered old times
We did sleep together in the same bed but i didn't want to scare her off by acting like a horny goat, she didn't give me any proper hints that she would have wanted sex either

>>35257973
I'd say agreeing to sleep in the same bed as you is a pretty big hint, but that's just my opinion.

I wish all the robots and fembots on this board the very best this year

>>35257986
Well i did subtly ask her in the first week if she wanted to do anything special when we were in the bed and she said "nah i just wanna rest in your arms like this" so i figured fuck it im not gonna push her into something she doesn't want

>>35257927
Never happened before to me and I have a fucking Chad body, I have to approach women and I'm too afraid. I can barely talk to my mother haha how the fuck would a retarded like me get a gf

>>35257973
she left anyway ffs
lookup foreplay if you are really that fucking noob
and never ask its the biggest turn off for women

"your looking good, lets fuck" is good enough

>Date fembot
>she cheats

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>>35258035
>never ask its the biggest turn off for women
>"you're looking good, lets fuck"
Really nigger? that's your advice on how i should have handled a relationship with a gf i've known since childhood
"I know we used to play in the same sandbox and everything but how about you get that sweet ass over here and suck my dick"

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>>35258095
YES and kick her the fuck out if she says no

>>35258007
fair enough, but you shouldn't have let up the pressure so easily, I'm not saying propositioning every night, but every so often.

>>35257911
Doesn't this make you enraged ? I got upset just reading this shit, if it happened to me I would've probably punched a wall until my fist got broken.

>>35258189
its his fault

>>35258134
If women need to be treated like that to get them to bed id rather become jail gay and date fags

>>35258189
Nah not really, my sister asked me if i was cool with it and she knew her from childhood too so i gave her my blessings to date her

>>35258188
Where goes the fine line between being a pussy hound pestering her and being too passive?

>>35258205
My fault how?

>>35258213
didnt fuck her

>>35258229
So i should have kept hounding her for pussy until she either dumped me or agreed?
She knew i was willing when i dropped the hint in the bed, when she was ready she could have hinted something back

>>35258254
women are attracted and stick around because you have the power, ying yang nigger pussies are meant for receiving , they get wet in response to the opposite of their energy, which is demanding, confident and non apologetic, so the momment you ask for permissiom you give her the power and she goes as dry as the sahara desert

this shit is so obvious shsheheucifnnfueiwisisjcjcjcjx

>>35257700
>tfw no bi robot bf
>tfw all the bi guys here fell for the trap meme and are undatable in my eyes

>>35258315
Are you a boy or a girl?

Origo

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>>35258298
But i am not demanding or overly confident
And i was raised by a single mother to respect women and treat them gently
Doomed from the start to be a perma virgin or should i do some fake it till you make it bullshit?

>>35258356
if you can fake confidence you have confidence my friend

>>35258356
Well you're already self conscious enough that you realize where you are.
Respecting women is fine however don't forget that you are a man and that women are looking for someone kind but assertive and strong enough to feel safe and that their partner has their shit together. Don't go to the end of the spectrum and be a complete beta, trust me I've been there : you will be the "nice guy" who "totally deserves to find love" but "oh no not me, you're great as a friend".

>>35258388
Then why can't i get the puss puss boss? i thought women splooshed their knickers for confident guys?

>>35258402
Sounds like a lot of effort just to get my dick wet

>>35258413
Being a man isn't easy nowadays, but we all have to make it somehow.

>>35258413
because you are competing with guys who workout , are extremely attractive, are tall, charming, have studied pua, have important jobs, have good grooming, healthy diets, nice clothes, got laid at 13 etc etc etc etc etc

>>35258327
Girl (girl)

organoel

>>35257193
Quality banter right here

>>35258315
why would you want to date a bi person? all of them a disgusting scum sluts that will cheat on you