Suicide attempts

>>35256587
>binaural brain shutdown
Please explain your thought process behind this

>>35256587
You're like that 12 year old kid who tries to get high through a fucking MP3 file.

>>35256630
Hey some of those actually work

>>35256604
in the future you will be able to hook up a headset to your brain and type a command in your computer to kill your brain

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>>35256973
>The year is 2051
>Windows 14 has been released
>Microsoft has a global monopoly on operating systems
>Philanthropy and revolutions in tech allowed computers for less than the price of a meal
>Estimated 90% of the worlds population owns a pc
>Then, something horrible
>The windows update server is hacked by an insider
>He releases a rogue update and lets it sit
>Every PC has the update within a few days
>Then, the end comes near
>The update's timebomb activates
>Every PC in the world releases the binaural brain shutdown
>Genocide like never documented before in human history
>Billions of people die all over the globe
>No government even gets the chance to stop it before it is too late
>The globe is turned into a desolate wasteland
>The few survivors investigate what happened
>Find the source for the update
>In the first line of code there is a comment
>"Praise kek"
>First documented terror attack from the church of kek

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