If you were given a choice to live the life you live now, or

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>>35253536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48&t=64s

Pick wisely

I'd choose not to live at all.

Now of course, what stupid shit is this.

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>Wanting to live any year prior to the existence of r9k

100 years ago. I'm sick of all this degeneracy. Trump is the only good thing that's happened in the last 100 years.

>>35253536
this isnt even a question.

Anyone who picks now is a normalfag and should leave. If youre a real robot then dying doesnt phase you and you have no attachment to the modern world.

>>35253556
>>35253592
Normies detected III

>>35253536
> Be me in 1917
> Risk being drafted for both WWI and WWII

No thanks, that's enough to convince me to take my mediocre life in 2017.

>>35253536
Now, solely for the memes and vidya.

>100 years ago
>die young and fulfilled
>now
>die old in a retirement home where the staff don't care about you so they let you shit yourself, get bed sores, and allow the two to fuse into one gaping, monstrous wound
>your kids are so apathetic and technologically addicted that they forget about you
>one of them is probably gay and lobbed their cock off

Just send me to the trench, senpai.

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>100 years ago
>tfw Balkanigger
Welp... here we go again.

>>35253536
>I'd choose not to live at all.
Kek

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>>35253536
>>35254472
>>35254544
then you remember that spanish flu killed possibly twice as much people as world war 1 did.

>>35253915
You're a fucking moron if you think 1917 is better than 2017 in any way

>>35253536
>no tv
>no internet
>no video games
>limited music
>can't be a NEET
>far less life-saving medical procedures than today such as heart surgery
>Tetraethyllead
>dangerous substances everywhere people literally putting radium in their drinking water
>WW1
>WW2
>lynching
>robots would be considered degenerates
Life I live now thank you.

>>35255212

>robots would be considered degenerates

uh..

>>35253536

100 years ago.
Electronic media is spiritual cancer.

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>>35255247
>hate other people especially women
>creepy loner personality
>no job
>live off of others
>mentally ill
>bad hygiene
>weird fucked up fetishes
>implying we wouldn't be considered degenerates

>>35255342
what I meant was, we're still considered degenerates today anon. 100 years made no difference.

>>35255266
>spiritual cancer.
This post is mental cancer.

All of the people picking 100 years are obviously some stupid as fuck 18 year olds whose only "knowledge" of WWI is from Battlefield One.

>>35255431

I mean its effects are such that so cancer wreaks on the body, it wreaks on the spirit.

That's what I think. Call me a retard again if it makes you feel better. I'm here for you and there's nothing you can do to hurt me. I want to liberate you from your meme prison.

>>35255357
Yeah but a lot of people are degenerates now and life is a lot less personal, back then we'd have to have jobs and would have to deal with constant shit from everyone in our communities.

>>35255464
I called you a retard because you are a retard.

>>35255473

What is the evidence that I am a retard?

>>35255500
You're posting on 4chan about how electronic media is "spiritual cancer." Enough said.

>>35255596

Just because I'd choose to live 100 years ago over today doesn't mean that I actually do so. I'm not sure what about that post has you concluding that I'm retarded. If you'll forgive me for being frank, thus far it seems that you don't really possess the judgement necessary to evaluate the intelligence of others.

It's interesting that you chose my post in particular to act out upon, when you appear to be suffering from the very malaise my post sought to address.

Ill just team up with my great grandfather and start bootlegging with him. I dont know how good his english actually was though.

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100 years obviously.

Fuer Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland!
Gott mit uns!

>>35254544


>die young and fulfilled

It is rather
>die young and screaming for your mother as you try to collect your organs splattered all over, the only consolation being that you do not have to see more of your friends die and suffer through extreme stress 24/7
>end up as one of the nameless cucks who died for thier retarded inbred monarch who joined a huge war because he has familly issues

I'd flip a coin.
Now has a lot better stuff though so I'd probably grumble a bit if it loss the toss

>>35255342


That is the exact description of a trench rat who has been deployed for one month. You would fit in just fine.

>>35255990

As opposed to what?

>"""live"""" glued to a computer screen at all waking hours, die slowly from poor health, confined to a hospital bed and struggling to squeeze out putrid turds, before finally being poisoned by a nurse who gets tired of dealing with you because you're a robot.

>World War 1
>Spanish Flu
>Great Depression
>No internet

No thanks

>>35253536
Now
Internet, medicine, quality of life.
Only a fool would live in the past.

>>35253536
100 years ago I'd prolly be ded

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>>35255913
GOTT MIT UNS!

I wouldn't have let those British cunts break my line damnit

>>35253536
100 years ago my dude

>get to fight in WW1
Alright, cool.
>Be old decrepit man during WW2
No thank you.

>>35253536
Would you rather be born in the middle of WW1 with WW2 on the way in a matter of decades.

...

Or live during the Long Peace, in a world with things like the internet, CRISPR, and modern medicine.

Mate, you all know there is only one correct answer to this.

Now because I'm not retarded

>wanting to be drafted and sent across the trenches especially in the year 1917.

It's like you want to die or something.

>>35253536

now. because they didnt have xanax 100 years ago and i need it to get through the day.

>>35256247
Weder Franzmann noch Brit kommen in unsere Stellung rein!

>>35253536
Now 100%
I would not be able to live this comfy NEET life otherwise

>>35253536
Live 100 years ago and bend history to my will using all the knowledge I gained in the present.

>>35256333
>It's like you want to die or something.
Where do you think you are normalfag?

>>35256037


That one is your decision, if you are so eager to die, you might aswell just fucking off yourself now, there is no purpose in going to WWI for this.
I undestood this whole scenario as a hypothetical time transition where you basically change the world around you, without changing yourself. In this case I would rather prefer to live today, where I still have the chance to turn things around, instead of living in a time where death is almost certain and mental scaring for life is a definitive certainty.
Never understood the idea of "dying for something" desu, if you are dead you do not give a shit either way.

100 years ago nope

30 years ago absolutely

>>35253536
100 years ago so i fight in the great war , since im from the future i will survive by knowing everything about the war , i will become a war hero

>>35256629

For people who aren't sociopaths, there's a huge difference between killing yourself and dying for a bigger cause. The latter is community-oriented.
"You're dead either way" is actually autistic.

>>35253536

can i live 100 years in the future instead

that would be fucking sweet

now of course you autist

>>35256806
Good luck evading every single artillery shell that's headed your way.

>>35253536
but you answered your question by posting the picture. why should I die in a war for the ambitions of our stupid czar

>>35255454
This. Even if you didn't go to war, the amount of diseases and other nasty shit that's TREATABLE WITH OVER THE COUNTER MEDS NOW or just plain doesnt fucking exist anymore(polio for example), would kill the average robot in a month

>>35256924

Because you are a subject.
Where did you get the idea that you shouldn't die in a war for the ambitions of your czar? What makes your life so valuable?

>>35256946
>would kill the average robot in a month
and even if this is your goal(which you can off yourself right now at any time you fucktards), it would take extremely long to kill you and you'd die an agonizing death.
Good luck with your horrible disfigurement and blistered lungs from mustard gas, retards.

>live in Germany
>go back 100 years
>land in Weimar republic
>everything is exactly the same minus Internet

>>35256968


>pain is scary m-m-m-mommy

We may be robots but not all of us are total pussies.

>>35256888
Trips speak the truth.
Hiroshima Nagasaki is the owner of 4chan

>>35256950
his life isn't valuable either, none of us humans are for that matter. it's good that the douchebag got shot with all his family lmao

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>>35253536
I'm Russian so the revolution would be happening around now. So now is better technically.

>>35255660
sounds like you suffer from being pretentious retard

>>35256864
its far more autistic to dream of dying in a world war because youre unhappy with your bland existence

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Honestly, I wouldn't be able to decide. On the other hand I have this boring, mediocre life. Nothing much is changing, I'm alone and bitter. But atleast I'm safe.

On the other hand there is WW1 that I could join as a soldier and since my parents see me as their biggest failure in life, I could actually make due even if I get killed. I served a purpose after all. Today I'm just a huge failure that thinks of suicide everyday, anyway.

So why shouldn't I fight in "the great war?" Atleast I get shot or blown to shreds and don't suffocate on a rope while pissing myself...

But I wouldn't judge anyone based on this decision, neither sound very appealing after all.

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I want to live in the present. This modern age is all that's kept me alive and somewhat happy.

The only reason I'm able to provide for myself is my ability to work with and understand modern computers/networks. I don't have any family or friends to fall back on, only my understanding of technology. An asocial asshole like me would have just been killed off in WW1 or lived an even more sad, impoverished, and pathetic life as a phone operator.

Also, the way technology is moving now, I might actually live to see VR/Robot waifus. Not giving that up for anything.

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>>35257160
tfw when the same here,fuck you germans you fucking cunts

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>choose 1917
>next year the estonian independence war begins.
>going up against 2nd reich landeswehr & others.
>landeswehr defeated, the remnants stay in estonia & we call for help from anyone who is willing to help us
>fight the commies & their hordes for 2 years
>Estonia is independent up to 1940
>commies rev up the red army again
>hey comrade, yuo a part of the CCCP nao
>relaxing trainride to siberia.paper
>1943 the actual liberators, the Waffen SS defeat the commies.
>baltic germans still left from thr middle ages are told to leave our homeland at gunpoint by the SS
>*tannenberg line intensifies*
>3rd reich loses the war
>back to communism for another 5 decades

Or
>chose to stay in this timeline
>wait for the next war

Either way I couldnt contain my raging boner of nationlism to fite leties

https://youtu.be/XrER8W9GiZc
Re-enactment of the independence war

Soldatenlied:
https://youtu.be/RGe1C1YWbk8

Send me to the trenches. I'd rather die under Ernst Juenger than live this meaningless life.

100 years ago since it's easier to get away with rape.

>>35253536
>1917
>Drafted into war if not already
>Itchy shit stained pants in the trenches
>No sleep, therefore irritable as fuck
>Get infected with numerous diseases
>Wounded (not killed) by Central powers
>Blinded, deafened, limbs/dick blasted off
>If you somehow survive the war unharmed you'll be emotionally crippled for the rest of your neet life

Best outcome is you're shot for "cowardice" or you die from Spanish Flu after

100 years ago. I would go and fight commies in Russia.

You fucking understand that 100 years ago, before feminism, you had a non-zero chance to have a wife?

>1917
>autism doesn't exist yet
>die gloriously fighting for fatherland
>or survive and marry a 16 year old qt
>have 10 children and work hard rebuilding your country
>fight in even more glorious WWII

>>35253536
Let's see, assuming I'm transported back to 1917 in my current condition I'd move to switzerland long before WW2 hits and build up an existance there, free from all the perils of nazi warfare. I could marry a nice Swiss blonde and have some kids, I can rest easy during the cold war knowing it won't lead to the end of the world and I won't have to deal with feminists, I'd only have to put up with hippies when I'm old.

Seems pretty comfty to me anon.

>>35259790
feminism existed since 1600

>>35253536
>1917
>Get to die for Kaiser, Gott, and Vaterland
>If I survive, I get a pretty much guaranteed marriage and get to see my people rise again a few decades later from the comfiness of my veranda, until I kill myself before the Russians come

>2017
>Get to see my people kill themselves and hating me because I see it
>Helplessly watch as the very idea of a German people dies
>Eventually get killed by an Akbar

I'd take 1917 any day. At least I could die with pride.

>>35260292
pride is a mental disease

>>35253536
Now obviously. What would the be point of life without modern technology?

>>35260317
People like you are the reason I wish I was born a few hundred years ago.

The black death is preferable to this.

>>35260229
in 17 you'd still be drafted for ww I ...

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>argentine in 1917
>tfw living a big-economy life with no diseases or war whatsoever

>>35260334
pride is a sin, a wicked sin.

>>35260269
he means neo-feminism

>>35258927
Storm of steel lad
Ernst may have been a sociopath though

Life now. Trench warfare wasn't much fun from what I've gathered.

>>35260477
still the roots are from classical feminism.

>>35253536
ww1 is fucking gay dude

>>35253536
Now obviously, otherwise I'd have been near the Eastern Shitbaltic

>>35253551
I love to study WW1 and my only regret in life is that i will never live to see a battler fought in the style that they were fought in. Even this video can barely help me to comprehend what it was like

I dream about being there every day.
>inb4 "muh it was horrible muh"
Yes it was but to truly appreciate what these people died for and to fully understand what it was like i just want to be there, It was just so different

>>35253536
100 years ago. I have absolutely nothing to live for right now and there would be no better death than to die in battle. If I live I'll at least come out a hero.

>>35260489
>Ernst may have been a sociopath though

What makes you think that?
He was an excellent solider and a brilliant writer, nothing more, nothing less.

>>35253536
Live now, the Genocide all ready happened

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>>35253536
>tfw
> you will never remember the truly early 00's when this wounderful site got started shit posting through a CTR monitor while using old school runescape memes !

>>35253536
Could I get a second change at living now...?

>>35253536
To shoot myself.

>>35253536
I would immediately accept and then travel to America to protect Tesla against the cunt called Edison.
Then, he would be able to get his work done correctly.
I would invest money, knowing the economy to get rich af and finance Tesla's research.

100 years ago of course ! I really love the era of the German Empire and Austro-Hungary. Uniforms, weapons, inventions, military parades. I would fight for Austria-Hungary because today s Czech Republic was part of it. And even if i die it would be still a reasonable death because i have fought for my country and Kaiser. For sure 10000000x times better than this sad, meaningless and pathetic life.

>>35260513
Neo-feminism has less roots in classical feminism and more roots in postmodernism (and by consequence neo-marxism).

>>35256983
And all the sand niggers.

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100 isn't long enough ago; Western society started going down the hole with World War I.

I'd choose 200 years as long as I was guaranteed not to die of some horrible disease until I was at least 60-70.

>>35262776
Yeah, but all of those have their roots in late 18th century liberal Enlightenment ideas.

Also modern feminism is really more of an offshoot of liberal capitalism and representative democracy than Marxism, even if most modern feminists claim to be left-wing/socialist.

The countries that were openly Marxist for decades don't really have much feminism.

>>35255342
Just do what degenerates have done today and all time prior. Don't tell anyone.

>>35253536

>pick 100 years ago
>instantly transported to the Western Front
>disoriented from suddenly appearing in trench during massive artillery barrage
>overwhelmed by the assault on my senses
>strong smell of chlorine gas over mud and rot and death
>told we're going over the top
>don't even have a fucking rifle
>angry sergeant screams at me to get moving or he'll break his foot off in my ass
>start to climb
>cut in half by machine gun fire before I get through our own wire
>last thing I think of is this thre

Not 100 years ago, but 200 years ago, for sure. I'd go buy me some female slaves.

I'd likely be on the western front right now if I were born in 1897 so I'll take today

>>35253915
He's a normie for wanting r9k to exist and for him to be able to use it?
What do you think normie means?

>>35253536
honeswtly if i were a billionaire i would have the gayest major you can imagine

>>35260571
I really want to witness a massive naval battle from the 1800s

combat is so boring to learn about nowadays desu, everything is done from miles away

are you kidding me? now of course

who would want to be in some pre-internet normie hellhole working in a farm or some shit

>2017
>russian revolution
>kill thousands of richfags and kulaks as a red guard
sounds fucking nice better than my shitty job/life

>>35253536

Wait, if I choose 100 years ago does that mean I'm born in 1917 or I'm my current age in 1917?

Is my family in the same wealth bracket?

If current age in 1917 fuck no I'm not getting drafted for WW1.

>>35253536
I'd be killed in WW1 so now obviously

now is way better than a hundred years ago
gfc

>>35253536
>South Africa
Er.
Actually nothing.
Probably I'd just be living a comfy Dutch farmer life.
Yeah, pretty comfy.