>Right now, somewhere out there >Among the literally billions

>>35252988
>kicker in the last line
>dubs
Fantastic work, keep it up.

Hopefully she likes that dick because I'm gay

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>>35252988
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I WILL FIND MY PERFECT VIRGIN GF SOMEDAY FUCK YOU CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35253021
I wish I was enjoy your penis, big sexy

>>35253096
I am dating a girl (who was a virgin when we met - WAS, heh), and she's kind of obsessed with me. She basically does anything I ask without question, and we can have sex whenever I feel like it. I don't know what the fuck she sees in me because I'm just some NEET who showers once a week, but she does. If that can happen to me, you all can find girls. I know you can; please don't give up!

>>35252988
>And right now she's getting absolutely plowed by the man she deserves
Well she ain't for me if she ain't a virgin.

So you're telling me I should kill myself now and spare myself the pain of a fruitless search of 7 billion mates?

>>35253235
or just kidnap one

>>35252988
Not a virgin? Then she isn't the one for me.
I'd be deeply grateful for her friendship and I would certainly be lucky if she shares her body with me as well. If I had the money I could even give her a xhild if she wanted one. But she isn't my soulmate and I'm not hers. I cannot live with her or share my innermost feelings with her. Being the first is kind of important.
If there is life after death, I will continue my search for the one in the spirit realm.

>>35252988
>And right now she's getting absolutely plowed by the man she deserves
i don't respect whores. your shit is stupid.

>>35252988
I don't believe it. Theres no such things as souls or destiny. There is no soulmate. Only compatible people. And noone is compatible with me because they'd have to be perfectly compatible with me for me to consider them and nobodies perfect.

Waiting for a brand new untested ai sex robot. Will never settle for used goods. Try again with your cuck shit.

>>35253432
>giving your virginity to a whore
>then attempting to take a virgin's virginity.

Every virgin should get one virgin then be restricted to other sexually experienced people.

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>>35253185
There are literally no women who are right for you.

>>35252988
id rather just end my life now instead of searching until i die of old age

>>35253432
>I will continue you my search for the one in the spirit realm
This is my new fantasy that I'll fantasize about for a few hours.

>die right now
>go to the great beyond
>meet girls from the past who died from religious sacrifices, diseases that weren't curable back then, or that one virgin qt who died in high school or college
>become soul mates, literal soulmates
>all (You) have to do is an hero right now

>>35253731
How does a society regulate this

>>35253775
Its impossible but its a nice idea. Just saying people ruin the dating pool by deflowering multiple people.

>>35253800
Opinions are fun. Is an unoriginal statement.

>>35252988
>in your age range
I'd pick a younger thank you.

>>35252988
so tru this hurts. I knew this girl was crushing on me for so long but i was too autistic to do anything. She was so pretty, in shape, and smart and we had common interests and even a couple common aquaintances but i never approached her. This happens so many times but I've never had a gf because I'm so autistic and i hate myself. Whats the point of having good looks if I cant even talk to people

I knew a girl who spraypainted a big dick under an overpass while I was with her

I spray painted memento mori

just another pathetic backwards memory that makes me sick to think about

>>35252988
Then she's not for me. I don't want used goods.

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>>35253156
not that dude but i've been rejected over 30 times, by every race, I have no friends, I'm a khhv, there's no hope.

THanks for the kind words though but I know I shall die a virgin.

>>35253142
phone numder? ;}

>>35253235
>7 billion mates

faggot

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>>35252988
>my specific soul mate
>relationship with someone else
What did he mean by this?

>>35253701
>here's your "untested" sex bot anon, just sign here to pay.
>*engineers snicker and high five each other when you leave and then build themselves another slut*

All of that is true except the last bit. If any of us are to make it, /r9k/ has to become a place full of good vibrations.

>>35252988

It's never fun being with a girl who shares all of your hobbies. Instead, you should introduce each other to new and exciting things.

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>>35253736
>tfw my sister is a virgin
Well, I guess only one girl's right for me.

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>>35252988
>virgin fantasies
Your perfect women does not and will never exist, even if she's not shagging you in your little fantasy land

>>35252988
I met her and she did like me.
She has a boyfriend and never wants to speak to me again, is this the end?

>>35252988
>>And right now she's getting absolutely plowed by the man she deserves
i don't mind

i want her to have a happy fulfilling life

>>35252988
I'll plow her harder next week, it's all about patience my dude. Doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you get there. I mean as long as I'm not an oldfag 30 year old and shes not young and cool anymore.