This is a penis, explain why you aren't sucking one.

>>35252359
Literally no uncut robots for me to succ rn.
Why aren't you sucking one?

>>35252376
>Why aren't you sucking one?
Because I want mine sucked

>>35252359
I'm not good looking enough. I've been told my face was "aesthetic" but that I have "a steel gaze"

tfw will never be fem

>>35252622
>I'm not good looking
>I've been told I'm good looking

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>>35252749
Well having a slightly above average facial structure hardly makes you sissy material, does it?

That's not even an attractive penis, OP. And I prefer uncut, it's just a generally lackluster knob. You aren't gonna make people want to suck them this way.

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I want to suck one, but I'm too lazy (among other things) to actually bother to do it.

>falling for the 'gay' meme

>>35253023
suck mine pls

>>35252967
the load tho

>>35252359
Cause the only penis I could suck belongs to the guy who avoids me at all cost. I feel like Anna from Shimoseka, but a little less crazy.

>>35252359
>This is a penis, explain why you aren't sucking one.

present one to me and I would suck it

>>35254882
Wow, what a desperate young man! Now I feel the desire to make internet blowjobs possible.

Is that oscar lmao. He looks fat

>tfw don't have a penis
>tfw don't have one to suck either
why live

>>35252359
why are gay men so fascinating

>>35252359
because it's not on a girl and it's not feminine, duh!

>>35254932
move to Brisbane you fucking fujoshit

>>35254953
Move here instead affectionate penis anon.

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>>35254957
Where is here? Don't bother replying if you won't swallow every drop of my load

pic related

>>35254932
strongly recommend that you post your location

So many horny fuckers here. Don't you want to achieve wizardry?

>>35255098
No. "Wizardy" is a meme created by fucking losers to roleplay in a way that makes them feel better about failing to get pussy.

>>35252359
Because I've had enough subpar experiences and burnt enough bridges with my autism. So i'm going to stick to erp from now on. Easier, better cocks and all the fun of lewd acts without needing to subject myself to the dregs who want fat, near 30 robots

>>35252359
how do i bleach my ugly penis

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>Mfw red rocket

anyone else notice how Fucking red this guy's head is? Jesus.

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>>35252359

>beecos am noot gey

>>35255201
Mana leeching succubus/incubus detected
Don't listen to this (literal) semen demon
They want you to fap so they can drain your power

>>35255850
I'm a male you fucking idiot. I'm the guy who posted his cock earlier (not the webm)

>>35252395
This.

I wouldn't mind trying gay stuff, but with blowjobs I'm only interested in receiving and anal only interested in giving.

Too lazy to put in any effort though, no interest in going out of my way to make/respond to gay ads, search through Grindr, or go to gay bars.
Not to mention the risk of STDs.

Unless I happen to come across a twink-like guy - without real effort - who practically begs me to let him suck my dick and is fine with me using a condom, it's not going to happen.

>>35255878
>succubus/incubus
>incubus
incubi are male my friend
but it is okay I am sure you just misread

>>35256239
You're right. I didn't even notice the incubus part. Guess I'm just trying to steal your mana n shiet. Although if you have a little dick I wouldn't mind trying to steal your mana regularly desu