ITT: We pretend we're not circumcised

I'm cut but I don't use lube to jack it and I still have a frenulum. I have tons of sensitivity. I don't get the whole cut vs uncut thing

>tfw mom didn't fall for those kike's tricks
How does it feel to have your dick sacrificed for the jew gods, goys?

i dont need to use lube to jack and im cut
how fucked did they rip your skin off?
>they ripped my frenulem though

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>>35252360
I'm cut and I basically don't have an underside of my dick. The bottom of my dick is all skin from my scrotum. What the fuck is a frenulum?

>>35252387
I mean I guess it would be nice to have a foreskin but since I have no sexual issues I literally don't think about it at all

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>>35252291
Man, I can't believe some faggots actually need to use lubricant to masturbate their penises. If they had a foreskin like myself, they could just use it to stimulate their glans penis and acheive orgasm. Haha what unfortunate cunts they are

>>35252291
>stroking ur dick
>feeling psychological satisfaction in that
If you are to be a true wizard you must give that all up. We are better than the normal animals that swarm around us. The jews were right. Circumcision is a favor to start a man on the path to enlightenment.

>>35252291
My new fave thing is jerking it until I get wet, then shoving my finger in there and swirling it around like I'm brushing my dick's teeth.

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>>35252291
> be cut
> never had access to lube when I was a kid
> jerk off with a death grip
> dick always hurt after I jerked off
> get ED

ITT lets shitpost post about shit topics like we're preteens on Gaia in 2003

it's been 14 years

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>>35252630
> Jews
> right
Pick one

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Literally only realized like a month ago that the reason the "he's off to have a wank" joke was "I'll get some tissues and lotion" is because cut people use lotion to masturbate.

I came up with lots of really weird possible reasons they needed the lotion before I figured this out.

>>35252419
You must have a really small penis

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>Mfw I'm un-ironically not circumcised

>>35252419
Feel that thing under your tounge that keeps it secure? You normally have one connecting your foreskin to your penis head. It is extreamly sensitive unless you condition it.

>>35252681
Why do so many of you pretend not to know that you can jack off with spit?

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>>35252291
Haha man, I sure do love my parents! They definitely know what's best for me and did a good job raising me, they sure put some forethought into having a son!

>>35252291
I am circumcised and I have psoriasis on my dick. Kek, I was fucked day one. How do I use "hard work" to get out of this one, normies? Come on, give me some tough love.

>>35252360
>I have tons of sensitivity
hahaha keep telling yourself that :^)