I wish I were a cute maid

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I have an urge to serve and wear cute uniforms

>>35246558
transition anon

>>35246558
You can be! >>35246950

Sorry for shilling my own thread, but I figured robots would like to know that they have (or can with training have) complete control over their subjective realities.

>Captcha: Drive Road

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>tfw used to fantasize about being the head maid in a large mansion when I was a kid
>big on housekeeping as an adult, have a collection of maid costumes I wear in private
>deal with the stress of being an adult by cleaning and taking care of my own 'mansion' and having everything perfect
>almost all maid costumes are tacky and slutty instead of elegant and beautiful like I want

I strongly dislike maid fetishism. Maids are pure and clean.

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>>35247200
You sound lovely anon.

We need more people like you. Too many sluts and degenerates around here

>>35247257
You'll be disappointed to know that I'm biologically male then.

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>>35247274
My original statement stands. You sound lovely and special and there is nothing wrong with crossdressing as a maid if you aren't being a degrnerate. It's just toleplaying at that point.

I don't know why but your post made me really happy.

>>35247274
Not him, but no he won't be. We all knew and fully expected it. It's not a bad thing! You can be cute, chaste, and pure - both as a male and a maid!

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I like the fancy aprons and the head band thing

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>>35247326
>typos

I hate myself

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>not wanting a qt maid that has to serve you

>>35246558
I wish I was a cute maid (male)

>>35246558
I wish i had a cute maid gf (male)

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>What are my duties for today sir?

>>35247508
What would you make me do if I were your cute maid gf (male)?

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Thanks for making me feel encouraged anons.

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>>35247710
By the way.

Is that you, Maido?

>>35247200
You literally indulge yourself in maid fetishism dumbass. I "strongly dislike", lel.

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So dignified and beautiful.

I wouldn't mind being a maid. I'm not a very smart man so it'd be good for me to serve.

>>35247793
It's how I feel inside. Unless you were asking if I was a specific poster who goes by Maido, which I'm not.

>>35247832
In the strictest sense of the term I suppose you're correct. I more meant that to me it's not something I indulge due to any sexual motivation.

I am one but we don't like the term maid, just like the guys don't like the term butler.

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>>35247903
Darn, I really thought you were Maido since you remind me of him.

Oh well. I wish you a good and clean life anon.

>>35247883
Ikr, me too. It just feels right to serve.

>>35247966
I always found the uniform to be super cute too. Even the realistic ones that hotel maids will wear.

Me to. I just want to find a kind, qt female domme who will accept me as her personal lady's maid.

>>35248070
Yeah, they look good and represent a beautiful thing, they are great.

>>35248153
I'd even serve a man.
>>35248257
It's not even sexual. Hell lock my dick up forever if it means I get to be a cute maid.

>>35248292
Exchanging your sex life for being a cute maid is worth it, I agree.

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Need to get a job in a hotel desu

>>35248552
I wonder if I could get hired if I applied as a woman and went dressed as one to the interview(claim I'm trans even though I'm not)

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>>35246558
>I wish I were a cute maid (male)

me too desu

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Really like these maid hats/caps or what ever they are.

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Imagine getting shagged by a millionaire after cleaning his room and he cums on your apron

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>Y-you want to be a maid? B-But you're a man!?

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I really love maid aesthetics.
I think dressing up as one would really help motivating me to keep my place clean.

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>Blocks your path without mercy

>>35249944
Ginger Brainiac bitch ahah

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whats going on here with the selfies?

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>>35250612
maids and eggs?

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>>35250618
What is in these eggs?

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>>35250633
Why are the maids cleaning them?

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>>35250643
Is it sci fi?

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>>35250658
Why are they taking selfies?

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>>35250688
Is it heaven?

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>>35250708
But selfies, maids and eggs?

>instructed to dust using a pink feather duster
>have to bend over to dust a table
>all of a sudden your master lets out an animalistic growl, shoves his hands up your skirt, bends you over the table, pulls down your panties and you feel something pressing up against your boypussy
what do?

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>>35250719
Are they teleporters?

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>>35250810
I'd seriously like to know what is going on in this pics desu

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>>35250855
Some sort of maid training seminar?

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>>35250855
Been google searching them and can't find their source haha

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>>35250930
What is in there?

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>mfw no maid with time stopping abilities

I don't ever want this thread to die. I'd like to find a lonely robot that I could dress up as a maid for and clean his room or house. I'm in NJ.

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I'm impressed but also disappointment
NO ONE POSTED BEST MAID
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>>35246558
which means I GET TO FIRST
oh wow there's not enough content?
BAAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU ROBOT CUNT

>>35252016
OH FUCK YEAH
CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT
I AM GOD.

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Nothing's stopping you, mate.

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>>35252073
So this.... is the power............ of anime.......... huh.....

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Need an old timey English maid

>>35252375
>a christmas desert

the pudding or the lady?

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the maid from clue is best

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>>35253014
origifal

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>>35251459
YOU CALLED?

>>35252016
>best maid
Bitch, Please.

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>ywn be a cute maid

I'd settle for being a cute overweight waitress who gets her ass pinched.

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>>35246558
would anyone be interested in a pinterest board exclusively for maid uniforms

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>mops towards you

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Need a mousey gf

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Flower maid gf is needed desu senpai

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>>35246558
be a male nurse, that's close enough

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>So Anon I heard you like maids, is this true?

>>35246558
it's hard work being a maid, it's definitely not something robots could deal with.

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I wish I were a cute maid (male)

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Sorry robuts but the maids belong to chad

Real maids work for slave wages and live in cardboard boxes of Rooms in the mansions. Have you seen a maids quarters?
It's cool for like the first 15 minutes. Then it's a job

>>35252016
Post more rei pls

>>35249148
>taking selfies on the job
That's a paddleing

>>35255430
You can't beat your employees

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Maid threads need to be more common

>>35246558
I wish I was a gallant reverse trap prince