she says you can fuck her but only after you eat her ass for

>>35246496

Depends on how recently she showered. Probably not though because she looks like a hamplanet.

>>35246496
Is that an anime wall scroll in the bathroom?

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>>35246496
But that's where doodoo comes from

Need to see the face to evaluate completely

Thick and juicy, just how I like my steak.

>>35246496
i need to see her face first before i can give an accurate answer

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>>35246510
I would shower that with my tongue.

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>>35246496
downside?

not herbal or oregano'

>>35246496
>wipe her ass first
>then eat it out

not that hard

>>35246496
Lol.
As long as she was clean I'd eat her ass and her pussy simultaneously until she came twice

those fuckin thighs

got DAYUM son

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>>35246518
Hot, steamy dung
So you saying you wouldnt

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>>35246496
>she's THICC
>she likes to get her ass eaten

That bitch is wife material

>>35246496
Eating ass is for niggers. Humans don't like shit on their tongues.

Also she looks fat and gross, so, no.

>>35246601
This is why you're a Virgin cuck anon

If you're eating a girl out and shes not begging to be fucked after a few minutes you're not doing it right in the first place. At that point you're the one in control, you're just letting her think shes getting what she wants, but you're really doing what you want to. Besides who wouldnt eat that ass except for fags? Just jump in the shower with her if you dont trust the cleanliness, bitches love taking showers together

>>35246650
I'm neither, and I've never had to stick my tongue in someone's shit hole in order to get laid in my entire life. Enjoy being subhuman.

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I eat my girlfriend's ass regularly. Generally before I fuck her in the ass.

I always wash it down with a washcloth (and her pussy). This is generally done during "inspections", where I inspect her ass/pussy with my eyes, fingers and mouth. This is normally accompanied with a spanking.

I lightly rub a bit of coconut oil to get rid of whatever taste her asshole has left (which isn't much after the washcloth).

Then after I finish eating her out, I finger her asshole with coconut oil (we use it as lube, works pretty well 9/10!). I also take a moment to wash out my mouth with a glass of whatever. Before sex begins, she has to organize and lay in front of me all the things I might use during sex (leash, paddle, washcloth, oil, glass of water, buttplug, neko ears, vibrator, ice, etc.) and punishments.

If you couldn't already tell, we're pretty heavy into DDLG, so there's that.

I can answer any questions you guys might have if you like!

>>35246756
Post sex stories pls.

>>35246516
looks like a mirror reflection of something hanging on the wall in the other room.

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>>35246496
this is a yes or yes question

so yes

>>35246756
Do you taste the poop? If your sticking your tongue in her asshole there has to be SOME poop still left inside. How do you resist the urge not to throw up if you taste shit?

>>35246756
for what reason are you here other than "i relate to the mentally ill edgy kids hahah hrurururjrrrr XDDDDDDDD"

why would i fuck a girl who isn't my sister?

>>35246496
she looks clean so prolly, plus I find her attractive

"She says" implying I give a fuck.

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>>35246756
>glass of whatever.

Meant to say glass of water. Thanks autocorrect!

>>35246797
>Post sex stories pls.

Well we kind of have a routine. Not so much "stories", as sex tends to be the same most the time.

We have 3 kinds of sex, generally speaking.

The first is just regular sex, and quickies.

The second is "little" sex. As I mentioned, we're both into DDLG (which tends to be more popular for girls than guys, there's thousands of blogs related to it on tumblr if you're interested), and this tends to occur when my girlfriend is in her "little space". To the layman, this is essentially when my girlfriend is pretending to be a 7~ year old girl. Talking in her high pitched little voice, always carrying around her stuffies (she has like 50), watching disney movies, calling me daddy, drawing in her picture books, etc. Little sex is a lot like regular sex, but very romantic and loving. Generally starts with me "sneaking" into her room and touching her "naughty places". Might sound cringey to others, but we love it.

The third kind is basically like light bondage, but with DDLG thrown in. We call this "punishments". Generally involves her putting on her schoolgirl uniform, and I have fun punishing her in various ways (spanking, pinching, choking, punching, temperature play, breath holding, belittling, humiliation, spitting in her face, etc.). This is also when "inspections" happen, as mentioned in my previous post.

>>35246917
Nope. Never. I don't go deep inside to be fair. Also we tend to do anal a good hour after she pooped, generally.

I'd eat her ass like a dessert she can give me a cleveland steamer anytime

>>35246496
Looks a little chubby for me and my 19 bmi. Could I use a Glyde dam?

>>35246860
he looks like gerard way

>>35246574
>then

1/10 grammar, would not eat shit.

>>35246496
she has a nice somewhat thick ass for a white girl so yeah, why not.

>>35246924
I'm a former NEET. Been browsing 4chan since 05.

I drop by sometimes out of curiosity, despite not really relating to the userbase anymore. I'm 30.

>>35246993

This post is unsettling yet arousing. It'll take some time for it all to settle in.

She looks exactly like a trap from /vg/. Even down to the hair, clothes, and room.

>>35247061
I'd argue it's a mexican

>>35246496
obviously both things, retard

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>>35247104
Haha, that's pretty tame desu. Most girls are into light bondage (see: 50 shades).

Our age gap is seen as weird, though! 19 and 30.

pic related

That she has to say that in the first place just means that she's never been with the right kind of guy.

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>>35246993
You're living the dream Anon.
I know I'll never obtain a relationship like yours, but it's fun to fantasise about.
Good find Anon, happy for ya. A lot of us aren't as luck as you.

>>35247293
>I know I'll never obtain a relationship like yours

google "ddlg personals". We were a long distance relationship at first.

Don't give in to that attitude robot. You're a man, aren't you? If a former NEET like me can do it, anyone can.

>>35247339
How long did it take for you two to meet up

>>35247483
8 months before my first visit (had to wait for her to turn 18, she lived in Florida), 3 months after that we were living together. She goes to school, I'm a programmer.

>>35247293
It's not that hard, anon. Whip yourself into decent shape if you aren't already, make an okcupid or subscribe to a ddlg or dom/sub site, and paint yourself as the uncompromising, dominating alpha male you've always wanted to be. The trick, if this make sense, is to be a dick, but not an asshole. Women love dicks, but they hate assholes.

There's a huge untapped market of insecure girls with daddy issues out there, just waiting for you to reach out and take them.

>>35246993
>temperature play
What is that?

>>35246496
>you also get to eat her ass for six minutes

>>35247125
I dunno, looks alittle too pale to be latina along with how her hair is, but then again I could be very wrong.

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>>35247615
Dripping candle wax or rubbing ice cubes on her skin.

>>35247609
This, more or less. I'd go for "domineering", not dickish. In other words, I'm strict when I enforce the rules (DDLG relationships tend to have rules, custom made for each individual relationship), however I'm sweet (especially when she's little) and I joke around with her otherwise.

Once you get used to it, it's hard to turn off.

Like all things, it comes with experience. However, I can assure you that "acting" confident is essentially the same thing as being confident. And when it comes to girls, that's half the battle. But it's a fine line between asshole and confident. Learn to not cross it. Believe it or not, most girls don't like assholes.

>>35247725
sorry but I cant be one without the other, If I'm a dick then my asshole side will naturally come out. Like I'll tell her to suck me in public and then to walk around with nut on her face for everyone to see and to my asumement. That's me being a dick that slides into being an asshole

>>35247768
To be fair, that works a lot of girls, just not most.

But if it works for you, keep doing it.

For me, I just like to walk the line, as it were.

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>>35246756
Do you also use coconut oil for vaginal? If so, does your girlfriend have to wash it out of herself afterwards? I'm kinda scared of using any lube because I'm not sure what your supposed to do after, do you have to clean it out or something?

>>35247794
>Do you also use coconut oil for vaginal? If so, does your girlfriend have to wash it out of herself afterwards

Only for her butt. I do use the washcloth with water on her vag before eating it out, though.

>>35247877
Oh, ok. I'm not into anal and store-bought lubes seem to burn so I'm trying to find an alternative. Thank you for replying.

>>35246496
her? no. someone hotter? yes.

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>>35246496
>implying I wouldn't eat her ass anyway

>>35246516
Wtf ru talking about all I see is a mirror with her and a faggot in it taking pics

>>35248098
Coconut oil is the best! Best lube we've ever used, and it's inconspicuous if that matters to you at all.

Out of curiosity, why would you use lube for vaginal?

>>35246496
GUYS GUYS HOLY SHIT

STARING FROM THE LEFT IN THE BATHROOM LOTION BOTTLES the 2nd one to the left its by the biggest lotion bottle on sink zoom in it looks like HOMER SIMPSONS FACE!!

>>35246496
Yes I think that'd be super hot if a girl made me eat her ass

>>35248211
LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE LOTION BOTTLE ITS HIS FACE

>>35248211
Lol I see it its his 2 eyes and mouth open right? Grey? I also see a chad in the mirror.

>>35248211
Its Homers ghost anon

>>35248211
Why are you looking at her lotions and not her pussy?

>>35248291
Why would he visit this bitch

>>35248357
I did look at her vagina, but some other robro said there was a anime scroll on the bathroom and I zoomed in to see and I saw Homers face.

>>35246756
>coconut oil

I use this as a masturbatory lubricant and it feels amazing on my dick. It only takes a small dollop to last an entire session and there is rarely a need to reapply. It also heats up ever so slightly with the friction and feels amazing.

>>35248260
Ya thats what I see 2 but I bet the guy in the mirror paid for her M8

>>35246496
Is there anymore pics of this girl? Her nice big juicy ass and fat pussy is making me hard

>>35248196
Not to get into too many details, but it takes me a long time to get wet and even then penetration is a bit painful. I think part of it is that I'm always very nervous and have performance anxiety. I'd like to make it easier for my boyfriend and less painful for me. We'll try coconut oil next time, thanks.

I would eat her ass for 12 minutes

>>35248464
I just realized I like eating ass

Why is a chubby girl forcing me to eat her ass the only thing to get me hard in years

I've been looking up pictures of skinny young girls showing their butt hole but this one really does it for me