>need to prepare a resume >i don't want a job

>>35245098

Just assuming from how pathetic other robots are, you won't get a job anyway desu

tell us about yourself Anon: education, experience, skills, desired careers, stuff like that.

>need to prepare resume
>have nothing to put on it

NEET time is more toxic than federal prison time when it comes to resumes.

Just make a shitty resume. Resumes take like 20 minutes to make, and if it's shitty enough no one will even call you back.

That's how blacks are able to remain on welfare for life despite the fact welfare requires you to apply for like a job a day

>>35245242

I've been neet for 9 weeks. How much longer can I ride this out before it looks bad?

>>35245155
This. so much.
>>35245128
No experience
No extracurriculars
No awards

>>35245290
I'm screwed aren't I?
Mom's friend works for Microsoft and mom praised me a lot but in truth I am a horrible student with no awards/honors/extracurriculars/fucks to give.

>>35245287
you are basically dead to all employers after 6 months

you are dead to decent employers after 3 months

>>35245323
Even if I left my job to attend college full time?

If you don't have any experience, put things on it like freelance photography etc. Or small familybusinesses that don't really exist and have a friends phone number on it. No experience is no job if you're autistic which you probably are. Seriously, you won't.

TELL THEM LIES. ALL LIES.

>>35245128
>education
If I answer honestly (probably won't on resume)
Education: freshman year economics (not relevant to field)
dropped out for anxiety
returned to school for computer engineering (sophomore, no skills)

experience:
No job experience.
The only "job" i had was freelance art but it is REALLY good for my field (think $50/hr) BUT THIS SHIT ISN'T RELEVANT WHICH MAKES ME REEEEE i have a bunch of awards for art.

desired career:
become a wagie try not to let my parents down which they will be... when i am unemployable... after all the school they pay for

skills
microsoft stuff, C++... matlab, labview, R studio;
photoshop/digital painty stuff...

anyway I look at it, I wouldn't hire me
I wasn't in any clubs
I'm not very cooperative...

>>35245362
my hands are shaking i'm having like the first panic attack i've had in 6 months because I realized how much time I wasted in art when I could've been building a career in engineering i think its too much caffeine... my therapist said i should just quit engineering but it would be a let down to all

also my GPA is pretty shitty. I wasn't expecting to apply for anything but mom kind of put me on the spot. i put all my art stuff in my freshman resume and looking back i'm so embarassed i did that.

>>35245337
you aren't neet then faggot

>>35245411
and even now i'm quitting my freelance art job so i can watch more anime. or at least taking a hiatus.
oh well thanks for listening. anyway i look at it i'm lucky to be in school and have stuff paid for, so i'll try my best i suppose.

>>35245362
>>35245411
>awards in art
>high paying art job
have you considered that art may be your calling, not engineering?
your therapist might be right here. your choices may be between a high tier artist or a shitty engineer.

but i dont know too many details so take it with a grain of salt

>>35245449
ALSO, ignore the STEM meme that gets posted constantly on here and /pol/. While there's some degree of truth behind it (e.g. bigger job market), it's really not what they make it out to be. If you can secure a good art job then go for it.

>>35245416

Thing is I'm not starting school until the fall semester so I've just been laying about for 2 months desu.