I am an alien from outer space. Ask me anything.

>>35242506
Are there more than 2 genders?

do you like to kiss?

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAMMAAAAZZZIIIIINNGG

>>35242506

Where is the home planet of White People?

>>35242522
Yes. Many genders have exist where I am from. Some race one gender only.

Am I gay?
foainfoi

>>35242529
I like to use tongue.

>>35242555
Do you mean white humanjin? Or alienjin like me? Caucasian white homo sapien originate from area modernly called the Alps

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>>35242506

fuck off space nigger we are full

>>35242608

Get out, dr. Schlomoberg

>>35242614
He is not of my race. I am not here on diplomatic mission or as representative. But he is real.

>>35242506
How did you learn Enlgish?

>>35242506
are traps gay alien-san?

>>35242506
how big is spaceman peepee?

>>35242506
why do penis go soft no hard when wak wak no able to wak wak peepee kus no rocky rocky y?

>>35242506
Where are you from?
oreganaliohomo

>>35242506
Can you take me with you on your way back ?

>>35242656
I have been on this planet for more than 5 of your earth years. Almost 6. More than enough time to learn english

>>35242677
It depends on orientation of trapjin

>>35242679
I have a hemipenis

>>35242700
I am from the area humanjin call the Grus constellation

>>35242753
Probably not. Unless you are useful. Then maybe we make compromise.

>>35242753
Tell me why you want to leave home planet first

>>35242757
>>35242785
I

>>35242506
How are issues like depression/mental illnesses treated in your home society, Mr. Alien?

>>35242868
My home society is own by big corporation. They provide free connection for everyone who has brain that is able to connect to our constellation net. Most peole have cyber brain so emotion is easily able to be manipulate through program so nobody thinks being sad or happy is big problem

sorry for my english

>>35242506
You're pretty hot, will you engage in sexual intercourse with me?

>>35242506
Is that an alien fashion catalog you are looking at, and is it the fall/winter collection or the spring/summer collection

>>35242506
how does it feel to get beaten by Ultraman over and over again?

>>35243141
Yes

>>35243155
It is magazine

>>35243184
We have no problem with Ultraman but Gojira is bad for us

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>>35242506
Can you send me a qt ayy lmao gf? In fact, can I leave this rock with my qt ayy lmao gf and explore the galaxy?

>>35242506
How do I (we?) ensure that humans don't retardedly blow ourselves the fuck up with nukes before a sustainable off-planet colony is created?

>>35242506
Do you like memes
Whats your favorite

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Prepare to die alien scum

>>35243305
There are a lot of qt female gender organisms out there. Hard to choose

>>35243343
I don't know. Even advance alienjin society and star system government have problem.

But you humanjin have every problem everywhere in one planet. It's crazy

>>35243363
I like the ayy lmao one, because I really am an alienjin, and i like to go ayy lmao

What the fuck is the point of this thread? Like really? Pretending to be a real life ALIEN on a Serbian ramen eating forum?

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Is it like star wars?

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Have you ever encountered The Thing?

>>35242506
do you have good memes in space?

probe me daddy

>>35243658
Role-playing is fun. We all used to do it as younglings.