ITT: Reasons you don't have a gf

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>ugly
>uninteresting, selfish hobbies
>haven't even tried to look for one in over a decade

>>35238298
Reasons you don't have a gf:
>you're fat
>you probably sperg out when trying to talk to a girl
>most likely a 4/10 hopelessly chasing a 7-9/10

>>35238298
For fuck sake get laid you virgin faggot. And stop blaming others, its only your own fault, not trying to be atractive enough, or not being brave enough to find a hooker.

>>35238517
Can't change my height

>>35238517
>hooker
get a load of this guy

>>35238298
Did the wehrmacht really have flamethrowers? What were they burning anyways?

I don't want one. I just want to note if I did want one I most likely wouldn't be able to get one because I have zero redeeming qualities.

>>35238298
>because i dont want one
>cause i'm gonna get married whenever i want to whoever i want

t.pajeet

>no car
>no job
>only grad from HS
>no confidance
>am a nice guy
>no connections
>am in kentucky
>still have feelings for my EX after 10years
>am 5'7/160lbs

>>35238736
The SS wasn't part of the Wehrmacht, but mostly pollacks, ruskies and frogs I'd imagine

>>35238298
>I have never approached a girl and flirted with her

That's really the only reason. If I had a better personality I would have multiple gf's

>>35238298
My fiancee was a lesbian and she still wants to marry me. Step up your game robot.

>>35238878
oops forgot my nametag

shablagoo

>>35238298
I'd rather sit in my my flat and play dwarf fortress when I'm not wageslaving.

>>35238298
>She overhelmes me with love for 4 weeks
>She ignores me shortly after before it even began

Why do they do this?

Im starting to suspect my crush is a lesbian cuz she supports the right for gays to marry and she has a couple of photos where she kisses her room mate.

How do i find out w/o actually asking her?

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>>35238298
>not very attractive (probably max 6/10)
>not very athletic and don't look like one either
>shitty personality
>got fed up with peoples bullshit years ago so couldn't really care less as long the other doesn't give a clear signal.

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>>35238517
>Virgin faggot
I see that you are new to this board, how may I help you new friend?

>>35238298
>robot interests
>don't go out

THATS LITERALLY ALL. I'm like a 5 looks-wise and I've seen worse get gfs. But they all had normie interests like partying or drinking or sports.

I could talk for fucking hours with a girl if she was a hardcore gamer or geek like me but WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY.

Because its almost 4:30PM and I'm still sat in my undies in my Mum's dining room listening to Jak and Daxter music.

Strange situation.
> have one friend
> she don`t want relationship
> just "fuck-friendship", maybe

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I've just given up on life

There were two QTs that had genuine interested in me during my school years, but I decided to stick to vidya and fourchins instead.

Now I'm chronically depressed, sitting in front of my computer every fucking day, browsing /adv/ and /r9k/ for feels and GF threads.
The only thing giving me any solace is escapism into a fantasy world where I have found a loving and faithful waifu.

Been trying to leave my house lately, but all I ended up doing was sitting in a PUB, drinking myself further into depression, staring at all the groups of friends and lovers around me, having a blast.

My ultimate regret is that I'm not even enough of a man to finally pull the trigger.

>>35238298
>you (I) are (am) too shy to ask her out

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>I don't go outside
>Online LDRs don't work in 90% of cases. Especially not with the immature persons on /r9k/ & /soc/ who have no interests other than wasting their prime on video games and korean kartoons
>I am emotionally stunted due to my experience with a pedophile when I was of sweet boipucci age

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>>35238298
I didn't really mind having a fat belly gf, she was kind, gave me affection and probablt loved me.
But I couldn't stand the judgement of my family. Chad brothers got 9.69/10 gf and I'm going out with a 3.96/10 max.
She couldn't get on top without me struggling for air.

>>35238298
>She prefers non-virgins

Yeah, everyone. Who would like some guy that cum in less than 30 seg.

>>35238348
Jokes on u kid I am 1/10 on a good day and I am also not a sperg infact i never talk.

>american equivalent of HS education
>small money income
>extremely introvert
>no confidence

Fuck being an INTP

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>i don't want a gf
That's literally the only reason. Plus it's not fair of me to push the mess that is me onto another person. Even if they somehow like me and want to get to know me, i'm a burden on them. I just can't justify that selfishness.

>>35238348
Wrong. I'm a homosexual and quite fit but I still don't have a bf. Checkmate, faggot.

>>35238298
>blandest of the bland
>fat
>not very smart
>ugly nigger

OP, the truth is...

>Shes a hoe

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>>35238298
> She has an entire queue of ex-bfs and beta orbiters waiting in the wings as backup bfs
> She ended up being a manipulative cunt who has to move on to a new guy every few months
> Finally saw through it all after a night of heavy drinking over her bullshit
> Haven't had even a passing interest in a girl since because she fucked me up so bad

I honestly blame all my problems with women on my former oneitis because she decided to lead me on for three years instead of telling me off once and being done with it.

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>girls don't like ugly guys
>girls don't like short guys
>girls don't like autistic guys
>girls don't like virgin guys
>girls don't like guys who play vidya
>girls don't like guys who watch anime

> Terrified of intimacy so I can only be friends with women unless I'm 100% certain that they won't fall in love with me (basically only the gf's of close friends)

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>>35238298
I'm really fucking ugly, depressed and probably have aspergers. That's all there is to it really.

Doesn't help that I'm near exclusively attracted to androgynous lesbians

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>>35239841
>fat and a nigger
>probably has a small cock too
>a nigger with literally none of the benefits of being a nigger
i can't decide if laughing or crying is the right thing to do here, anon

you're making me feel

>>35238298

>rarely talk to anyone, let alone girls.

>boring as shit.

>>35238298
Inadequate size of my cock Frigging size queen bitch

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>>35238298

i want to have a gf that only lets me fuck her analy with a condom and makes me watch her fuck black bulls with 9'+ cocks and if i've been a good boy she let's us double penetrate her, my cock shoots cum into the condom up her ass, whilst her black bull shoots his potent seed deep inside her vagina and pushes his heavy load straight into her womb

then i can't wait for her to be preggo and finally give birth to her chocolate babbys (we will choose very dark black bulls to mate her, so the babby calves are a dark brown/chocolate)

it will be so hot to have a black breeding white wife :-), she can continue fucking black bulls whilst i work exponentially harder to provide for her lifestyle and for more of her offspring of dark chocolate calves that all have bigger dicks than me (will abort any female babbys)

>>35238699
How is that in any way relevant?

>>35238770
>am a nice guy
Probably not. If you were you could easily get a gf.

>all these excuses

The one and only valid reason is that you don't want a gf and haven't tried.

>>35240109
>Implying women care about personality
Get a load of this guy


Unoriginal Original

>>35240143
Oh look, another dateless virgin who think he's an expert on women.

>don't chase pussy
>not desperate
>not worth it
>people will still shove pussyhunt ideology down my throat
>I won't lose

>Too much trouble
>emotionally exhausting
>dated too much crazy
>don't want to
>casual sex is much simpler.

I should've listened to the saying "don't stick your dick in crazy". I payed the price far too many times.

>>35240252
>using dateless virgin as an insult
Need I remind you what board you're on? Fuck off normalfag

Unoriginal Original

>>35240642
I'm a normalfag who is not a virgin. Yes.

>>35240642

Still doesn't prove him wrong.

>>35238298
I'm socially retarded, can barely hold eye contact, I'm boring, insecure. Even if I did have the good looks, all those other things would nullify it regardless.

>>35238298
Mostly two reasons:
>Want a bf
>Not wanting a gf

>i don't enjoy socializing
>i don't drink
>i'm probably ugly
>shit tier confidence

>I don't go outside
>I can't grow leg mass, so I don't work out anymore
>I gave up on pursuing societal success for my own self indulgence
>This indulgence has gone on for so long I can't bring myself to genuinely care for another person romantically
>Monotone
>Half black & half white; my game was over before it started
>6.1 incher
>I miss my first girlfriend terribly even though she treated me like shit
>4chan has redpilled me so hard; that cock carousel riding then settling down with a provider is an actual fucking trend that you can Google and research
>black in Texas

>>35238298
i'm too redpilled for women, anon.

>ugly
>boring
>cynical
>neet
>"weird" interests
>can't manage social interaction unless decently high

>>35241920
>>can't manage social interaction unless decently high
high on what?

>>35241969
Weed. Alcohol just makes me a literal retard but you don't really care about it.

>>35238298
>I'm human garbage
>Awkward
>Afraid of everything
>Don't have a good heart

>>35238298

Don't feel like I deserve a gf.
Don't know what I would do with one
Don't know how to initiate it
Don't have any experience.

>>35238298
>Bald
>Literally never talk to anyone besides my one friend
>When I have to talk to a girl, I don't know how to keep a conversation going
>Live with parents at 23 in a dirty house

Some of us just aren't meant to get a gf

>boring
>autistic interests
>introverted
>socially awkward and anxious
>asian
>manlet
>only really attracted to white girls

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>having a gf would mean either breaking up or getting married
>I couldn't stand being married because I want to be alone 90% of the time

Literally the only reason why I would want to have a gf is the fact that I feel bad being this useless piece of shit that doesn't even reproduce.

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>3/10 Face
>Too tall to get /fit/ without roids
>So socially retarded that i wouldn't be able to initiate anything even if she literally had my dick in her mouth
> Speaking of dick, it's like 5 inches long

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>>35240449
This, I can't be bothered to chase after women.
I feel like it's trying to make a sale. If they liked me they should be dying to date me.
I'm not going to bend over backwards for some woman.

>>35238298
>awkward to the point where i might as well be autistic
>like anime
>introverted beyond social norms

Ive even had girls interested in me before, and yet ive scared them all off with my autism

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Anywhere I look, I see degenerated girls only.
Seriously, I just want a shy girl...