>mfw you know you will fuck two different women this weekend

>>35236027
I'm good looking but, can you explain me the steps on how to get sex using tinder?

>>35236027
explain it you fucking normie, i asked you with my kind question and you refuse to answer me? die you fucking cunt

>>35236027
>>>>/soc/ you fucking piece of shit normie
original just in case

>>35236057
I'm probably an 8 myself. Get some good pictures, one good face shot with a smile, one picture with friends to show you are socially acceptable and one showing you aren't fat. Avoid mirror shots, avoid selfies, have a cat or a dog in a pic if you can.

My conversation starter is "hi, how are you :emoji".
People always say this is a bad start, but I don't put in the effort of making up something witty for every match on tinder, waste of time in my opinion. Try to be friendly, ask them what they do.
I don't carry on conversations long, get to the point pretty quickly. I just say "I'm going to be honest, I'm not looking for something serious, how about you?" they will get the hint, if you go bbywonnafuk you might scare them off. So far it seems to be working. One girl is now a fuckbuddy, one bailed despite giving me her number, one wants to fuck but is out of town right now. Another girl wants to meet for netflix and chill on sunday.

>>35236243
This is a good advice but,
>another girl wants to meet for netflix and chill on sunday
don't you feel any insecurity leading up to this event? i certainly would

>>35236307
A bit sure, I can't approach women in public or clubs for shit, but tinder takes out a lot of social pressure, especially if both know where the evening is headed.

I live in a foreign country and I don't speak the language well enough to be confident. Not sure how many girls would be interested in a guy they have to speak English with.

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It's not like I'm not trying.

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What can I do when I look like this?

>>35236350
Tinder is a breeding ground for the social retards of society, be it overly shallow or just plain stupid. Congratulations.

>>35236432
transition or start sucking dicks

>>35236407

Holy sheeeiiit.

#REKT.

>>35236432
oh fuck off you handsome prick.

>>35236407
lol what a cunt. why is she using tinder then? guess she just doesn't like you.

>>35236027
I've considered it, but to me personally it's not worth the risk of people I know or have known possibly finding my profile. I live in a small town.

>>35236432
either shave or actually try to grow a beard
you look like generic bernie supporter #2190

>>35236407
LOL this is something that would happen to me most likely

>>35236492
Stop giving a fuck what others think

>>35236432
>that feminine face
You're like the supreme gentleman v2.0

>>35236432
shave, if you can't grow a full beard or stuble stay clean

>>35236492
nobody cares dude

Am I lying to myself if I say I just want to meet up and talk? I'm very insecure about sex for many reasons, but I don't know if girls are up to just hanging out.

>>35236407
Bad move. After she said the boring kind you shouldn't have pushed it, it comes off as pushy.

>>35236492
Holy shit you are insecure. So what if people see you on Tinder? You'll only end up looking more Chad as a result.

>>35236548
Spotted the virgin. He didn't do anything wrong.

>>35236516
>You're like the supreme gentleman v2.0
thanks

>>35236027
i don't get it. i'm the perfect guy but yet, girls on dating apps never bother to message me and ask for sex, what the fuck is wrong with these sluts?

>>35236492
the people that would see you are on tinder would be on tinder themselves

>>35236610
You look like a child

oragsmorig

>>35236610
You look good but your jaw is too weak.Your lips also look very slim and crooked

>>35236610
>tfw I look exactly like you
I just realised why no girls are attracted to me, wow. You really look like a kid, which means I do too.

Fuck my life

>>35236553
fuck you. I spat out my drink, lmao. now there's coke all over my keyboard. haha

all jokes aside though, you are probably right, it's just that, atm pussy isn't really a priority for me, I'd rather focus on other things for now, on top of that, every opportunity at getting a gf or pussy of any kind in the past has resulted in utter disaster, and every time it's been almost exclusively my fault, and desu I just don't think it's worth the effort right now.

>>35236610
Change the haircut you look like a school shooter

>>35236610

You look underaged.

>>35236610
You look really weak, have alien tier eye spacing and look very feminine

>>35236646
So is it not a priority for you or are you afraid everyone will find out? I don't give a shit about your personal excuses, one after another.

You can get laid T O N I G H T.

Is it wrong to put up a "bad" picture of you? For example, if you have crooked teeth (or some other general example), is it wrong to not have a picture with you smiling wide? It seems like you have to be honest, but at the same time, Tinder already has it's cards stacked against men.

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>>35236629
i know
>>35236643
hurts dude. but i'd fuck you
>>35236648
short hair looks shit on me
>>35236661
ye
>>35236662
yeah i know my eyes expression looks fucked it makes me really insecure. like every normie can instantly tell i'm a little off

>>35236683
I guess, regardless of my excuses, it just comes down to, I flat out don't want to.

Yeah, I'm a faggot, but whatever.

Because i'm not white, i'm 8/10(According to /soc/) and I have less than 10 matches. I don't even particularly like white girls but I live in a city with 99% white ppl so not much dating options. Literally can't get a reply after the first message even if it's something simple.

>>35236610
that haircut isn't helping you. other than that you look normie enough to atract girls

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>>35236748
>blaming your race for why girls aren't interested in you

mate...

>>35236748
Rape.

Idkwtfbbq

>>35236027
>i'm fat
>i have nothing to talk about
>no real world skills
>no ambitions
>extremely boring
>also a nigger

>>35236610
Transition into a femboy, you can be my sex slave.

>>35236738
what is that image trying to convey?

>>35236748
8/10 with less than 10 matches hmmmmm put your pic now. I'm assuming you're a 5/10

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Because I lost the thrill of getting nudes from girls and got tired of pretending to be interested in a bunch of cunts who can't hold a conversation if it's not about how they want me to choke them.

>>35236027
Because my life doesn't revolve around having sex and chatting up women you creepy fucker

>>35236840
if you're you cute i'd happily be your sex slave.

>>35236879
http://imgur.com/a/bTe38

Hate posting my picture on this website but fk it idc.
I don't know maybe i'd get more if I made my profile better, it's just getting ignored over and over again that makes the app not even worth using.

>>35236956
>http://imgur.com/a/bTe38
NIGGER detected

>>35236840
i'm not that degenerate but i have to admit i thought about becoming a tranny. but in deep thought i came to conclusion that i only desie cute girls

>>35236956
nah you're pretty handsome, I'd say /soc/ is spot on. Don't know what to tell ya, mate. Guess bitches don't know what they're missing out on. My recommendation is yeah make your profile better.

>>35237028
Sickest advice m8

I think I'm ugly and hate taking pictures of myself.

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>>35237040
shit man I've never claimed to be any good at dating advice.

>>35237041
Kinda the same with me but it's because I have a babyface and am skinny asf

>>35237072
I was just being sarcastic dw

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What to do when you're like a 5/10 barely?
Can I still get tinder laid?
Ps- I know that's a shitty haircut, I already changed it.

>>35236662
do my eyes turns girls off?

>>35237028
He's black but doesn't fulfill the scary ghetto gangbanging nigger sterotype which means that women will not seek him out for sex (or for dating since he's black).

>>35237083
haha nah man I ain't tripping. Just clarifying.

Look at all these hidden chads pretending to be robots.
REEEE

I'm trying. I can get matches, but they always stop responding for no apparent reason.

>>35237072
Lmao that was someone else , I'm not that salty about it.

>>35237159
Chad look, no friends and KHV

>>35237130
Thanks dude that's the best complement ive ever gotten lol :3.

>>35237159
Being a robot is a choice. They didn't choose to be Chads.

>>35237146
All gooooood

>>35237160
That shit fucks me off man.

So guys can 5/10 guys also get tinder laid?

>>35237159
you ugly bastard
>looks=happy
kys you disgusting human

>>35237305
Having good looks don't make you happy, but show me show me someone who'd rather be an unhappy ugly person than an unhappy beautiful person.

>>35236243

>I'm probably an 8 myself.

Stopped reading right there. Fuck off normie.

>>35236610
How did no one get this classic Elliot reference?

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>>35237368
Newfags. Every day we get more and more of them and I bet most don't even know who Elliot is

>>35237075
Same, I'd look older if I wasn't so skinny.

>>35237104
You look like the living ghost of Elliot Rodgers. You've even got the shadows from his sunglasses.

No one can be an 8 and be a robot at the same time. Nature won't allow it.
Even 7 can be a robot but 8 is almost perfect.
Girls call awkward and shy 8/10 guys cute and nerdy and no matter how much they fuck up, they turn a blind eye.

>>35237421
Lmao, the only difference here is, I don't own gun.

>>35236492
I moved away from my hometown about two years ago and started using tinder, and when I came back on vacation I went on and saw a few of my female friends from high school. I matched with them and talked to them because they didn't know I was back. Its not embarrassing really

>>35237422
Wrong. No matter how good someone looks, if he is a raging autist girls won't like him.

>>35236956
I mean, I don't really know much about Tinder, but any mirror self that's sightly blurred and covering your face is usually a no-no.

For some more bullshit advice, if you stare into the camera, smile. If you stare away, don't smile.

Also, never just start with hi, what's up, or whatever.

>>35237160
Women use Tinder for self-validation. They just want to be liked and feel attractive with little intention of actually meeting someone in real life.

Your next move is to go faster. You don't go ten messages back and forth without asking their personal number or some place to meet.

>>35237368
it indeed was an elliot reference, but it truly confuses me, i look so much better than so many guys but yet they have girlfriends and i don't? and the mods deleted my picture because of how magnificent i look. how sad is that?

>>35236243
why is this on r9k? haranbginalio

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I feel like I have a pretty good profile, picture of my beloved dog included. My qualifications for swiping right:
-not fat
-not black
-not hideous
-no single moms
-no dykes
-no visible tattoos
That leaves me swiping right on about 5% of the women that come up. Zero matches thus far.

>>35236407
did you know that many of the females in these kind of apps use these just to "chat" with men. It's really sad :/

>>35237851
>not starting with 'whatever'

>>35238796
>ywn get put in a headlock by this girl

>>35238796
Single moms are the worst. I made an account on a local dating site, they spam you all the time. The funny thing is, if they didn't have a kid, they wouldn't even look at you.

Don't get me wrong, they look great and i'd be down to fuck, but all they want is a relationship. That ship sailed when you had the kid.

>>35236027
Because I am a manlet with a 5/10 face. Also I am not interesting, though neither are most people but most people do not suffer from both manletism and below avarage looks.

>>35236810
>blaming your looks why girls aren't interested in you
Perfectly fine, no matter if it's manletism, wrong race or just plain old ugly.

>>35237104
Wtf is up with your hair get a haircut or at least style it better.

>>35236956
Pajeet my son, you are not 8/10. 6/10 or 7/10 depending if you are a manlet. Not bad though.

>>35238796
>>35239184
Gotta add one more thing. If you see University of whatever in a womans profile, that's a red flag. In my experience, talking to these women is like squeezing water out of stone.

Now you might assume that they don't want to talk, but you're wrong.
Talked to a girl for like 2 days, about every possible topic i could conjure up. All i ever got were 1 word answers upon which i simply couldn't build a conversation. I just quit talking to her, and then 2 days later she just casually asks "I thought we were getting along so well, why did you stop talking to me?" FML

>>35239336
Just ask for the fuck and if she says no get out of there

>>35239184

Love how they always act like martyrs too.

>Wah wah wah I let an unemployed alcoholic shoot his wad in me with no protection and now I don't have any money ;_;

>>35236698
I've met up with girls who misrepresented their looks with their pictures. I always end the date early and don't contact them again. It's just a waste of time for everyone involved.

>>35239323
I'm 6'1 with a 7' dick and i'm arab/black/white no Indian in me.
I mean i'm not a virgin though I've had some success at bars/clubs just not on online dating.

>be 5/10
>try tinder
>get matched with another 5/10 that's divorced(no kids)
>she seems to really like me
>talk all day, every day for a week. sometimes about sexual things. asks me my favorite position
>meet up
>have a good conversation. no sex.
>next day barely talks to me
>says she's "really busy"
>calls me "buddy"

i'm ready to end my life today.

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If I were to try,what success so you think id have with this for a face?

I can't get any matches.

>>35239572
Pluck your monobrow and you're good to go.

>>35239572
Are you wearing makeup? You look beautiful

>>35239572
Yeah, lose the mono-brow and you will have a good chance

>>35236432
Start fucking dudes. You'd kill in the gay scene.

>>35236027
I have a creepy looking face.

>>35239572
Pluck monobrow FFS, get a different focal lens to flatten and square your face, get laid.

>>35236027
I've watched my friend's wife's friend use tinder before. It was the first and last experience I'd ever want to have with it. You are literally cattle being lined up and graded. Sure I might be USDA choice, but who wants choice when you can have prime? Seems like a terrible way to get anything done

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>>35236432

become a trap
its your only choice tbph

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>>35236027
I HAVE NO GOOD PICTURES AND IM SCARED ILL FIND SOMEONE I KNOW AND GET TALKED ABOUT

IVE LITERALLY NEVER MADE A FIRST MOVE

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>>35239599
>>35239626
Plucking my brows seems too vain for me,but it's a small thing
>>35239623
You think is be wearing makeup with a full monobrow? And I feel hideous,i feel like I look like an aspie,my right eye is drooping,i have an overbite I'm too concious of and that's why I think my lips look misaligned ,i constantly try to hide it
>>35239652
Using special lenses and filters I think wouldn't be honest, I don't want to deceive anyone.

Btw,i don't live in a country where tinder is popular, so this is all speculatory.
But how well received do you think it would be to state on one's profile that they're a bit weird?

Pic related is with stupid glasses and not trying to hide overbite

>>35239572
You look like some effeminate villain who is secretly in love with the protagonist and is trying to impress him with his evil schemes so the good guy will like him, but to his face you will pretend to want him to die, really you just want love though, and that's okay

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>>35239772
Changing lenses is the equivalent of pic related. If you think your picture does not show your face accurately change it.

>>35239783
Holy fuck man.how did you do that .
I always act like an ass and try to impress people I like,i just want their attention

Anyways gtg

>>35239772
Listen here, you might think it's vain, however it's simple grooming. Women shave their pits etc. That's not vain. Just pluck the mono brow(don't shave), that frontal pic looks good and would land you some hits(without the mono). It doesn't display your overbite and the lips misalignment is a minor matter not worth a mention. Don't write you're weird in your profile. If you already push them away before they talk to you, how can you possibly get someone to meet up.

>>35239772
>2017 still having bad teeth
Just go to the orthodontist it'll fix your over bite, didn't even notice a lip misalignment until u mentioned it.

>>35239985
Orthodontist ain't free

>>35239772
PLUCK YOUR MONOBROW CUNT, ITS ABOUT AS "vain" AS SHOWERING OR SHAVING

also get contracts if your prescription is so big that it makes you look like you're in a crazy mirror room

>>35239985
yeah I know damn well youre parents paid for your braces you cuck

some people dont have the luxury of having rich parents and being spoiled all their lives

>>35240562
Naw I was born with perfect teeth lul, i'm just trolling.

I'm a 7/10 khv with ~40 matches, using it for about 3 weeks, and also a mega autist.

I'm not looking for hookups, since I'm way too uncomfortable and awkward to pull it off.

All my conversations have been either endless small talk with no one of asking for a number, or me saying something funny, them going 'lol' and after I can't think of anything, or one time, a 9/10 introvert girl messaging me, and me autistically making fun of her job as a joke in the first message and her never messaging me again.

What do?
Some of the small talk convos are days old at this point, does that mean it's too late to ask for number cause she's moved on?

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>>35242352
this pickup line really works for me.

she's my gf now and it's fucking amazing she's so cute and we're going to cuddle and nap in my bed tomorrow

small talk is a death sentence, be quick and upfront. your mission is to get a face to face date asap, you get to know her during the date, not before

>>35242825
Oh, I realized i blocked out her name but not in the mssages. oh well lol

>>35242825
>>35242855
Surprisingly helpful, thanks a lot

>>35238942
No they don't.

They either just want attention and plebs telling her how beautiful she is, or she wants to fuck some hunk.

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>>35236243
Of course you're an 8

>>35242825
>dating a girl you met on tinder

there used to be a pizza hut in my town and it was famous for its dessert bar. it didn't take much perceptiveness to see everything but the soft serve had kid spit all over it. the jelly (jello) was especially suspect as you could often witness kids take a big handful of jelly, stick it inside their mouth, then spit it back into the dish.

basically, you're the guy who willingly scoffs down a huge bowl of that jelly.

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>>35236027
>need normiebook to join

Fuck that senpai

>>35244564
Oboy i remember this golden thread

> Live next to a major city
> All Tinder results are either niggers or rich, stuck-up hipster cunts

>>35236243

OK, I have a cat and I'm not fat.

But I have no friends, and I'm not an 8.

Also I don't have a car, and I live in a place where public transport is shit.

>>35236432
Grindr would be great

>>35244686
look dude you can make your hilarious and elaborate analogies but it really doesn't bother me. Yeah she's had a sexual past, so have I. We're happy together and getting all flustered over the past isn't going to do anything except ruin a happy relationship. If you think a vagina, or even greater a person, loses its worth because it's had sex before then I can't help you. For the record, the only difference in skankiness between the virgin and the non-virgin in my experience is the non-virgin doesn't break down and cry right after she gives you her first blowjob.

>>35242825
That was so lame, but I mean, results are results

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I'm 5'11", overweight, no car, but I got a job and money for shit. I've been told i have a handsome face and nice eyes

Should I try tinder? I live in a pretty big city, I could ride the bus or use lyft. Like how does this shit pan out usually when u aint got a car, someone tell me plox.

>>35245579
Also bringing anyone back to my place is a def NO

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I'm convinced Tinder is a meme. I live in a major metropolitan area, I have good pictures that all my Chad and Stacey friends have PICKED OUT, I swipe right on 80% of the girls, and I message non-autistic things to every girl.

I have never ever ever gotten laid with Tinder. I can get about 7 or 10 messages deep before fizzling out and getting ghosted, at the very VERY best. The average is like 4, taking into account the ones that never message back.

Fuck this shitty app. Fuck you, Chad.

To anyone considering Tinder, ask yourself this: "Can I visualize myself walking into a bar and leaving with a cute girl?" If the answer is yes than congrats, Tinder is a really convenient bar for you. If the answer is no, then Tinder will work as well as whatever shitty advice your parents and normie "friends" give you.

>>35237130
Cuck detected

Originaru desu

>>35245983
not gonna stop me from trying, got a chick's number from it the other day and we're planning to go out (hopefully) so as long as I'm atleast getting shots then I'll stick with it. I'm done with OKC though

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>You know what I call guys under 6ft? Friends. XD
>Hi! I'm Katy! (5"10')
>Tall guys straight to front of the line! :hearteyes:
>Short guys swipe left!
Yeah, as a 5"5' midget, I can only handle a certain amount of rejection and humiliation.

>>35246018
OKCupid is worse than tinder. You waste so much time spent on crafting messages to women who haven't even swiped right on u.

>>35246091
exactly, which is why I gave it up. Tinder is doing better for me cause atleast I'm getting matches to some degree

I have to go through like 15 ugly girls before i get a pretty one its lame

>>35246018

Happy for you, bud. But if you fug her then you've figured out something that I haven't.

And also you'll have to get the fuck off my board.

>>35246091
This. I can't be fucked to craft some stupid message to all these bitches only for them not to respond. Tinder is way easier. Nowadays I only message chicks on OKC who I've matched with.