Ugly duckling thread

>Mother tried killing me with abortion pills
>after i was born she dumped me at a strangers house
>since i didnt have a birth certificate they had to go through a process that took months
>i wasnt officially "born" until they could settle with a random date
>mother kidnaps me at 8 from the people who took me in
>she wanted state money
>real mom is a complete stranger
>find out i have a brother
>he grows up into a chad
>they lock me in a room growing up so i cant develop social skills
>regularly beat me
>manage to escape and be homelessfrom 13-21
>have no idea what im doing with my life
>why me
>attempt suicide a few times
>guns always jam
>fucking why
>somewhere along the way i discovered 4chan
>been here since 2008
>this place brings me the slightest feeling of comfort and belonging-ness

>>35235843
>dad is businessman Chad
>mom literal photo model
>I'm a 24yo ugly virgin

What went wrong? Does Chad + Stacey = robot?

>>35235843
>>mom is a virgin
I have bad news for you anon...

Most of my family is successful but my sister is a dirty degenerate hippie so at least im not the only fuckup

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>>35235945
original pics of mom right now

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>Dad is succesful and scores $300 000/year. Was born into poor farmer family and now works in IT.
>Brother 1# studying rhetoric and doing well. Always had a gf and already got a good job lined up
>Brother 2# went the blue collar route. Now builds boats for massive profit. Owns a fuckton of land.
>My only hope is enrolling into a university

>tfw no siblings, grandparents or any relatives except parents
lmaoing at the extended familycucks itt

>sister is pretty, smart, successful
>brother is handsome and artsy
>father is body builder that can retire and live comfortably any time he wants
>im an ugly, lazy, workshy weirdo

>>35235843
>Mom
>virgin
Are you sure?

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>>35236514
Adopted? Is he adopted?

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>>35235944
God damn, anon. How are you holding up?