Should I buy a sex doll /r9k/? I found this one on amazon for $900

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I need guidance faggots

do it. I would, if I had the money.

>>35235445
Yeah do it. I wish I had one so I would at least kinda know how to fuck a grill.

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>>35235751
Only problem is they are chinese, so it might be a scam, but they have decent reviews
Also I don't want my housemates to find it

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>>35235826
I found quite a lot of cheap $600-$900 ones on amazon but they are all 3.4 feet or 4.6 feet

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>purchasing a $1000 sex cadaver
>housemates

>>35235829
Not if you have housemates.

>>35235829
>Also I don't want my housemates to find it
Just tell them your girlfriend is sleeping over and if you're lucky they won't call the cops on you for having sex with an underage girl.

And even if they did, presto! "girl" is a doll.

>>35235829
>Also I don't want my housemates to find it
With something that big they'll eventually find it, unless you keep it in a locked closet or something.

Aliexpress is where it's at. They even sell loli ones if you're into that.

better yet pay me the 900 and I'll come over there and suck you off balls deep kthx.

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>>35235445
>>35235829
>>35235868
Short answer. Yes.

Long answer:
Dude go with a doll vendor. Like WM dolls, or 1am USA. Same doll models as on amazon.

You'll pay more going with a vendor for sure though. Like instead of $900 for that doll, it will be closer to $1600. But you get what you pay for. As in, you wont be scammed. Usually those dolls that are on amazon and ebay are flawed with imperfections, which is why theyre sold so cheaply.
More importantly, going with a vendor, youll get to choose everything about the doll. As in face, eye color, hair style/color, fingernail/toenail color, Built in/removable vagina (which since you have house mates, removable is the way to go)
On amazon, they just ship you which ever one in that model is available.There are like 30 different heads, youll get 1 random one. Random eye color, random hair style/color, random nail colors, and more than likely built in vagina.

If you dont care about any of that, You still have the problem of a Giant box showing up to your front door of your home you share with people. They need to be cleaned, which makes it even harder. Dont know what to tell you there OP. The doll is basically impossible to hide.

Ive had 5 dolls total. From 100 cms, to my current one, which is 5'2".
>pic related
I currently keep my at a storage facility because my parents moved in with me. She stays there in her box that she came in.
I take her to a motel to fuck her, and clean her.
Do what you have to do to get your Dick wet OP. I know I do.

just buy a fleshlight you fag
oreganoo

why don't you just bang an escort man

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Have you considered suicide?
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oreg

>>35238407
Are you the anon that had that barbie fetish?

I wish this could become a thing and people would buy it more for being dolls and not for a real woman desperate replacement to play pretend with. It would also make it something that could be lowered in price if it stops being a very niche product.

Do you use discord? It would be nice to discuss this if you dont mind.

>>35235445
Is it compatible with Christianity ? I am seriously considering buying one, not for sex use but just to have something vaguely human and feminine to hug but I am afraid to go to Hell.

>>35238407
>referring to a sex doll as "she"
pathetic autist spotted

>>35239973
>Thou shalt have no other gods before me
>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
As far as you know what you are doing, you are not being addicted/autist over a fucking doll it doesn't break any of these. If its just to deal with primal urges or just a hobby in a balanced life.

>Thou shalt not commit adultery
It's a doll. No different from masturbation.

All of these are my views on the thing. If you break them while having a doll its up to you if you believe God is judging you.
Besides, 10 commandments are guidelines not like a list of sins. Sins come very easy if you don't follow these, that is the idea.

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>>35239916
Yup. Thats me.
Not sure what discord is though.

>>35239974
Well seeing as there are two types of sex dolls: Male, and Female.
And seeing as SHE is anatomically correct, I fail to see a problem referring to HER as "SHE".

Pathetic? Sure I can accept that people will think that.
Autistic? Nah. Arguing semantics on the other hand, thats some REAL autistic shit.

>>35240496
Could you describe that fetish somehow? So you like it because its not real or even human but an object is that correct? Do you even pretend it is a real woman? I think that is what the whole semantics post was about.

Also discord is a IRC that you don't even need to install anything to use, just by using the browser. Some robots are joining chat groups but you can use it to talk in private with other people.

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This one looks great honestly.